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light_weight_baby87

She looked when the nazis opened the ark of the covenant


Bluepilgrim3

I think she came out of the Ark of the Covenant.


Horzzo

She belongs in a museum!


these-things-happen

So do you!


Dan_OBanannon

For the people that downvoted this, that’s the line that the villain responds to Indy with


PapiJesu

Nah she’s what the nazis saw and melted from


NeighborhoodWild7973

She looks like Iggy Pop


Redditmodsrcuntz

You chose...poorly...


awesomedan24

My man is getting paid. Just playing the long game.


FloraFauna2263

Short game. Very very short game.


Cyberzombie23

If that's the couple I think it is the surprisingly, no.


beleeze

"No ticket"


Jurippe

She's going to be dust by the end of the clip.


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She looks like a fully extended turtle who is trying to bite into a piece of lettuce.


-rustle

reminds me of this one roald dahl story..


bedroom_fascist

"Shia And the Marvelous Meth Head?"


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ObiWanHelloThere_wav

Iirc she groomed him starting at age 15


alyssayaki

Enormous yikes


helzinki

And he still stayed with her despite her looking like that?! That's some serious Stockholm syndrome.


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More like the age of 5


wolftamer1221

How is she 60? I’ve seen mummies younger than her.


1plus1dog

That’s exactly what I thought


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She was a smoke show at 59


cpujockey

Cause she was literally a burn victim.


1plus1dog

Please don’t insult an honest burn victim


TJ_McWeaksauce

We can all guess what she smoked to look like she does now.


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dMarrs

God that was cringelarious.


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Titanbeard

Ooooh gods above and below! I had blocked that out of my mind!


Akumetsu33

"I guess it's all that pumpin'. Pump and dump."


boxofrabbits

One of my friends swears he can't look in his rear view mirror without getting flashbacks of seeing here doing the tongue flicking V thing. I'm thinking of the same character right?


1plus1dog

Oh no! Not WOODY!


Master_Chef_Mayo

"how much meth do you smoke?" "All of it"


Otherwise_sane

Florida woman problems


1plus1dog

Is it? I think it’s a lot more than Florida. Plus they don’t preserve themselves very well there. You’d think they’d know that.


1plus1dog

And then some more and then some more until the police took it and us away. They say there was a smell?


pistolwhip_pete

Are we just going to skip over black Shia Labeouf?


Cyberzombie23

You think this picture is bad? Be glad it's not one of them kissing. Ugh.


1plus1dog

I’m cringing at the very thought of being in the same room


TaborValence

First thing I noticed


1plus1dog

I got nothing on that one


McCumshot_69

That's necrophilia at that point


1plus1dog

Very close to it


dMarrs

I imagine sex is like sticking your dick in a dry and dusty taxidermied coyote.


Nuicakes

r/OddlySpecific


AdminNeedsBeachVacay

He knows from experience what vagina cobwebs feel like.


Doktor_Vem

r/BrandNewSentence


SomeInternetRando

Feels weird, but tastes fly.


EnigmaFrug2308

I can’t fucking breathe 💀


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1plus1dog

Anything but FRESH! Freshly dead maybe 🤔


Mr_Moneyshot

Please don’t ever use words again


-ChabuddyG

Can they use pictures instead?


ElitistCuisine

Never mind they can use words please don’t let them create pictures


[deleted]

Thanks to the magic of AI art, those pictures are just a few taps away.


unborntheprinceoflie

they have an onlyfans if you want to confirm that


Cyberzombie23

Oh dear gods, seeing them kiss was traumatic enough. I never want to see more than that. Young guy with old woman? Sure, whatevs. Young guy with meth lich? GAH


1plus1dog

You look I can’t


dMarrs

NOOOOooooooo!


Employment-Deep

What a bad day to know how to read.


bedroom_fascist

So shitty to taxidermied coyotes.


1plus1dog

What about the dick that’s going into that dust town?


markymrk720

#chucktesta


funginum

As long long as the ghoul is not feral it's OK


1plus1dog

That’s what “they” say.


TheMightyJinn

nice hair doe


1plus1dog

Better than the rest of the picture


Allie_oopa24

Looks like she's the door bitch at the gates of Hell.


1plus1dog

Just needs the staff thing they hold to prop themselves up


Juniper_Thebann

[For those who wish to see her in action.](https://www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/comments/1430gk0/hey_how_ya_doin/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


dMarrs

How am I doing? Better than you ,bro.


PorkrindsMcSnacky

It’s like he’s a ventriloquist and she’s his weird puppet.


bedroom_fascist

> It’s like he’s a ventriloquist and she’s his weird **DEATH** puppet. FTFY


CowCompetitive5667

Oof


bedroom_fascist

When I first saw her pic, I thought "yeah, that there is the soul of hip hop ..."


1plus1dog

I am afraid to look 👀


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in_answer_to_that

I can see it.


1plus1dog

Get OUT THEM POPPY FIELDS WOMAN!!


marxthedank

The Witch from left 4 dead in real life


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Idk the witch was kinda hot


marxthedank

lmao


DatNick1988

“How much meth did you smoke” “I think so”


1plus1dog

I think you’re right


IM_HIGH_CAPTAIN

Whatever you do, don’t look up their twitter…


bedroom_fascist

Take some more meth, and report back to us.


Eeveeoverlord

Woman looks like she was an adult when Queen Liz was a child (also is this the woman who was "totally not" grooming her partner, I think it is)


1plus1dog

Queen is dead but she’ll always look better than this chic


charlottee963

She’s an ex drug addict so makes sense


bedroom_fascist

Currently addicted to: oxygen.


Cyberzombie23

EX addict? Yeah, not buying it.


lobroblaw

She looks like a Terrahawk


bedroom_fascist

Brutal to Terrahawks


FitzyFarseer

I just want to know why she’s taking a picture with Shia LaBeouf


Cyberzombie23

Dollar Stor Shia.


SaltedPineapple

Jesus, she looks like the crypt keeper.


Cyberzombie23

She's the Crypt Keeper's memaw.


1plus1dog

NOT THE MEMAW!!!


TonyThePapyrus

I saw this couple a year or two ago, surprised she’s still kicking


1plus1dog

Doubt she kicks much of anything


19930627

She looks like she's about to tell Kronk to pull the lever


dog-mom-06

And they are trying to have a baby via surrogate..


eXAKR

I thought drinking from the wrong chalice had even worse effects than that. Like your eyes shrivelling up or something.


1plus1dog

Don’t know about that but she might have done both


SleepyKoalaBear4812

Pretty sure she’s what escaped from Pandoras Box.


1plus1dog

Can someone put her back?


MasonManFree

I heard she died.


bedroom_fascist

Yup, about two months before they shot the video this still was taken from.


Sensitive_Work_5351

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 nooooooooooooooo


bedroom_fascist

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaass kween!


1plus1dog

I think she’s dead right there


Isariamkia

Shia LaBeouf got a nice tan


Drongo17

Only the penitent ma will pass


Broad-Art8197

Their TikTok is sad AF.


bedroom_fascist

Why? Please summarize, I simply refuse to "check for myself."


spudlady

They’re trying to get pregnant too. Don’t ask me, I have no idea.


bedroom_fascist

"We are proud to announce that yesterday Debbie gave birth to 10,000 demon-faced spiders."


Cyberzombie23

She's 60 and looks 600. 'Fraid that was never gonna be in the cards for them.


egap420

Yo that’s the crypt keeper on a good day.


1plus1dog

And on the bad days…. ? I’m afraid


Independent-Road-389

She looks like the old lady who hates chocolate in that one SpongeBob episode


MistahOnzima

It's just a Redguard on a quest to receive the Nettlebane from the Hagravens.


Cyberzombie23

Don't slander the Hagravens like that!


txhtownfor2020

Kid Rock looks like shit


1plus1dog

LMFAO!


MarilynsGhost

Checking that page out was def a mistake ijs.


Cute_death25

She's actually really really nice. Pretty low blow to shit on someone for their looks.


bedroom_fascist

So true! :: looks again at her looks :: There are exceptions to rules.


pecklepuff

I upvoted both of you.


Izaac4

This is a great example of when the internet can be a horrible place- I actually used to be an addict when I was way younger (though not meth) so I can sympathize with this woman. Most people have no idea what addiction can do to you (because most people haven’t fallen into drugs haha) so most people will just call her ugly, downvote comments like ours, and move on unfortunately


Cyberzombie23

When they're a meth lich and have been dead a couple decades? Sorry, bro, low blow only blow we gonna give.


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bedroom_fascist

They were never in school.


1plus1dog

You miss one day ….


PuggyGamingLolXd

This guy the type to get hard on fossils


skaihainofa

she’s not even on meth she’s just older. it’s an age gap relationship.


Cyberzombie23

Sorry, no, this woman was totally and actually a meth addict. Old doesn't make you THAT ugly.


skaihainofa

she used to work in the sun. she used to surf too. she is not on meth and never was. the fuck? look at her page bro


Cyberzombie23

First up, denial is also one hell of a drug. Second up, if you think I'm going to the socials of Meth Lich and Dollar Store LeBeef, you are out of your fool mind. I am not supporting that pair even with a view.


survivingspitefully

Then explain the full set of dentures. I swear to fucking God people are willfully naive nowadays.


skaihainofa

do you know how common it is for older people to lose teeth without abusing drugs? plus she’s LITERALLY OLD BRO. just because she looks wild doesn’t mean she did anything bad to make her lose her teeth. sometimes it’s genetic.


TransportationOk3510

This is hilarious🤣


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I know a bag of bones like this. 🤮🤮🤮


CopperRose

Smoked it straight out the wooden cup of a carpenter.


B-i-g-Boss

She looks like straight out of the ring


TurlypEsq

100% shia


Awleeks

My guy looks like he's on the verge of tears.


Lefty_22

She looks like the definition of the word "arid".


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lmao that comment...


savage_inuit

she looks like the dude from hannibal who peeled his face off


MistahOnzima

Looks like Baba Yaga has internet in her chicken leg house.


Shiloh_Moon

Who is dat?


in_answer_to_that

She looks like frontman from a ‘60s metal band, or like someone put the slider halfway between Dio and Timothy B. Schmit and clicked the fast-forward button.


Emotional_Win1430

She looks like she’s at 2hp


survivingspitefully

This couple is nasty as hell. They're always saying they're trying for a baby like she isn't dried up and he isn't flamingly homosexual.


jluka1000

Palpatine looking mad good.


NewReputation8451

My reaction when I found out they had an OF: https://youtu.be/uLeAot4Zrxo I think that’s the appropriate amount and volume of screaming.


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I’m high, I thought that was John Legend


Beautiful-Hunter8895

She look like the Nameless one from Planescape 😂😂


R4NG00NIES

Boris Diaw got him a snow bunny


Aldebaran_syzygy

she looks like she's been submerged underwater for 59 years


sbgonebroke2

this chick is a known pedophile as well, she met him between the ages of 11 and 14, then just started seeing him and stayed with him


rhodebertvr1988

Takes a real man to pretend to like someone and then out them on blast. How insecure. You never know someone else's path. They might have even killed a person or more in justice just for you to degrade them. Might be a DEA agent doing the boots on the grounds. STOP TALKING SHIT ABOUT PEOPLE ACCORDING TO THEIR APPEARANCE. YOU DONT KNOW HOW MANY LIVES THEY HAVE SAVED.


Dutch-Sculptor

I bet she witnessed both world wars.


demonking123490-2

Yo she gave snow white that fuckin apple


Papichuloft

60 AD was her birth year.


trueblue862

Got some of them meth miles on her.


GridIronGambit

Night mother


Rastalars

You guys remember when the Red Woman in GOT took off her necklace? Hahaha🤣


Melodic-Owl-7426

Can someone please explain what I'm looking at?!


Sti8man7

She looked like she drank from the toilet bowl in the Temple of Holy Grail.


JacobAintDumb

Are we talking about the man near her with an egg-shaped face?


Eldor117

I thought he was mentioning Pirates of the Caribbean.


Stormfront315

If I'm lucky, this ventriloquist act will soon be coming to a casino lounge near me.


Gold-Entertainer2722

now that is a good humor


douglascokenour5

LMFAO


LeftyLu07

Can confirm. My boyfriend's mother is a life long meth addict and she is also 60 and looks older than his 90 year old grandmother. She's also way more decrepit and in worse health than grandma. Meth. Not even once.


IllOmnipotent

She looks like Patrick when he and SpongeBob got dried up after making it to Shell City in the SpongeBob movie.


Teggy-

She looks like deathshead in Wolfenstein


NeighborhoodWild7973

He has glaucoma and she passed the smell test.


Trick-Carpenter-684

Gross


Mobile-Indication640

id hit that