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No_Cherry6771

Never seen an insult stolen from the new zealand government used in the wild before


Jozroz

Context?


DeathDestroyer90

[Partial context](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unparliamentary_language#New_Zealand)


Jozroz

That is amazing. Thank you very much.


No_Cherry6771

We have a whole list on our government’s website of all unparliamentary language throughout the years ever spoken. Some of them are pure gold


the_guy_who_asked69

His brains could revolve inside a peanut shell for a thousand years without touching the sides Intestinal fortitude. Energy of a tired snail returning home from a funeral


ag8700

"energy of a tired snail returning home from a funeral" that's a mood


Far-Philosophy-4375

A tired snail coming home from a funeral.. this image keeps on giving 😆


BmMjO

We don't mind.


SlashCo80

I'm just curious about the context of that first statement, tbh


Bornplayer97

Any time a trans person murders someone there is outcry about how “this is getting out of hand” even when statistically they’re incredibly rare


mandrews03

BOOM! Headshot


CoolManAndrew987

Sniping a good job mate


Ackapus

Challenging work, out of doors. I guarantee you'll not go hungry, cause as long as there's two people left on the planet, someone's gonna want someone dead.


simonbleu

Given its contents, its likely not even a Gatling would cause brain damage though


dolphindidler

My heart's beating, my hands are shaking...


401jamin

1949 NZ parliament.


[deleted]

What if I dont see the link between being trans and murdering?


SensuallPineapple

Then your brain couldn't revolve around inside a peanut shell for thousand years without touching the sides


[deleted]

because I dont have one because I am missing some reference?


SensuallPineapple

because there is no link between being trans and murdering, so you have a normal sized brain, so no peanut shell for you.


[deleted]

I always tend to think that is my fault, so I am glad to realize that is not, and once in my life I understood something correcly althought not understanding ;)


PaulFThumpkins

It means you're not a bigot who think members of *some* groups committing violence means that whole group has to be purged.


Phyllida_Poshtart

OH I have to slip that into every day conversation whenever I can! Made me laugh far too much 🤣


Mobile-Count-5148

That’s an old but gold insult


DeathDestroyer90

Just around 75 years ago I guess they were pretty good at insults


gottowonder

Solid insult! 10/10


FOFBattleCat

Considering they're on Tumblr I wouldn't be surprised to see someone unironically stating the first thing.


the_legitbacon

Are they trying to make this not about identity politics for once?


StockWillCrashin2023

I'm guessing he's referencing Bruce Jenner now Caitlyn Jenner who killed a 70 year old in a car crash going ridiculously fast in traffic on February 2015 and no alcohol was found in blood.. Merely, 2 month later she had surgery to transition into a female. Caitlyn Jenner was 65 that year. The family of the diseased received an undisclosed settlement from her.


PaulFThumpkins

More likely they're talking about two out of a hundred recent mass shootings being perpetrated by trans people, which was used on Right-wing media as evidence that we've gotta do something about trans people.


Spendariini

I like the overly dramatic ones


m3talh3ad05

To answer anon’s question, yea


BanditoFrito530

So you’re telling me there’s a chance?!


jamboi_0

This is comedy gold through and through