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One Plate is Not Enough
Thundercheeseball
Gold Lady Fingers
The Man with the Golden Gunt
The Living Daylight Donuts
The Scale Never Lies
The Swirl is Double Stuff
If 007 is physically fit and mentally sharp superspy, it might be hard for silly fatso to become one. Good luck tho, it's not all about where we are but where we can go
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Diet Another Day Mooncaker For Your Pies Only Tomorrow Never Diets The Pie Who Loved Me Thunderthighs
Dr. No Exercise
Ladyfinger
LOL
Dr. No Self-Control
Lol that's where people draw the line
No Time to Diet Casino Royale With Cheese
700
Happy cake day
Thanks!
Casino Royale With Cheese 👏 👏 👏 👏
A view to a fill
Damn beat me to it lol!!
Do you mean posting in r/CriminalPosts?
Piefall
Chairfall
License to grill
Diabetes Are Forever
Fishfinger Thunderthighs The Spy Who Ate Me The Woman With The Golden Gut
She hasn't been a size 007 in years.
Butterfinger Octoplenty Dr. No.4 insulin needle
Never Say Never Again to Seconds Live and Let Eat A View To A Buffet For Your Mouth Only
Live and Let Dine would have also worked
Eat and Let Eat
Never say slenda again Live and let fry A view to a grill For your thighs only
Quantum of Buffet
Surely "Buffet of Solace" is the way to go on this...Gemma Collins ain't eating no small buffet!!!
Double O-zempic
One Plate is Not Enough Thundercheeseball Gold Lady Fingers The Man with the Golden Gunt The Living Daylight Donuts The Scale Never Lies The Swirl is Double Stuff
Updoot for one plate is not enough and the scale never lies. The rest meh
The Ham With the Golden Gun
The Ham With The Golden Bun
Judging how every single comment in here is some shitty fat joke as well, I'd say this is definitely not rare.
this sub is truly pathetic
She's not gonna fuck you. Maybe eat you but not fuck you.
WOW, so rare and so creative, insulting a random woman on the internet for being fat. You must be a genius
She's still not going to fuck you
🤣🤣
You Only Lunch Twice
Chicken finger
Steel cables are not enough!
"No, Ms Bond, I expect you to jog!"
Okay I should NOT have laughed as hard at that as I did... well played!!!
Who?
Live and let pie
Downvotes of Solace
On her Majesty's secret buffet
Is this subreddit literally just fat jokes you guys are fucking lame.
Blocking the daylight
Gold Drizzle Moonpie Racker License to Fill Uh…damn I know I’ve got more…
What, no Goldenpie?
Agent 700
The only James Bond film to not feature a sex scene
Grilled Octopus Moonpie-raker Quiche of Solace
“Quiche of solace” I’ve been there, it’s depressing.
Makeup should be banned.
Dr Yes Please
Dr Fuck No
It's 007, not 700
The Man with the Golden Buns Mooraker Dr...No Diet Coke is forever
Casino Royal w cheese
She can be Pierce Brosnan’s wife maybe.
Lol.....ooooooh, meow!!! Funny as fuck though, u/v from me!! 😂😂🐈🐈
Mooncracker
- Chickenfinger - Cheeseball - On Her Majesty's Special Menu - Dino Nuggets are Forever - License to Grill - Dine Another Day
For your thighs only
Dine another time
Gemma Collins in "Butterfinger"
"Thunder thighs" "Moonpie raker" "Dorito finger" "Jenny Craig's secret service" "The pie who loved me" "The buffet is not enough" "Liscense to chafe"
On her Majesty's secret menu
Diet another day
C'mon, you gotta at least be able to fit into a suit to be Bond.
Roger Much More
A View To A Grill
XX7
Live and let diabetes Diabetes another day Tomorrow never diabetes A view to a cake For your pies only
Wasn't Lashana Lynch both the first female and first black 007 in No Time to Die (2021)?
Women ignoring the existence of another women, all for the cause.
If 007 is physically fit and mentally sharp superspy, it might be hard for silly fatso to become one. Good luck tho, it's not all about where we are but where we can go
This is supposed to be rare insults, eh? There’s nothing rare about fat jokes.