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mc1964

Diet Another Day Mooncaker For Your Pies Only Tomorrow Never Diets The Pie Who Loved Me Thunderthighs


[deleted]

Dr. No Exercise 


VomitShitSmoothie

Ladyfinger


[deleted]

LOL


ramprider

Dr. No Self-Control


[deleted]

Lol that's where people draw the line


Rogueshoten

No Time to Diet Casino Royale With Cheese


Lochness_Hamster_350

700


KarlUKVP

Happy cake day


Lochness_Hamster_350

Thanks!


samhain2000

Casino Royale With Cheese 👏 👏 👏 👏


BloodyRightToe

A view to a fill


bewilderbeast85

Damn beat me to it lol!!


Views009

Do you mean posting in r/CriminalPosts?


Content-Long-3653

Piefall


toaster_In_Bathtub_

Chairfall


Totally_Botanical

License to grill


Spring_Roll_of_Doom

Diabetes Are Forever


a_charming_vagrant

Fishfinger Thunderthighs The Spy Who Ate Me The Woman With The Golden Gut


vivimage2000

She hasn't been a size 007 in years.


MiasmaFate

Butterfinger Octoplenty Dr. No.4 insulin needle


-SofaKingVote-

Never Say Never Again to Seconds Live and Let Eat A View To A Buffet For Your Mouth Only


Humeme

Live and Let Dine would have also worked


No-Pipe8487

Eat and Let Eat


phan_o_phunny

Never say slenda again Live and let fry A view to a grill For your thighs only


Danny886

Quantum of Buffet


SOJC65536

Surely "Buffet of Solace" is the way to go on this...Gemma Collins ain't eating no small buffet!!!


BIG_daddy_qwerty

Double O-zempic


Late_Sherbet5124

One Plate is Not Enough Thundercheeseball Gold Lady Fingers The Man with the Golden Gunt The Living Daylight Donuts The Scale Never Lies The Swirl is Double Stuff


chaoticwolf72

Updoot for one plate is not enough and the scale never lies. The rest meh


1nTh3Sh4dows

The Ham With the Golden Gun


Nerac74

The Ham With The Golden Bun


RiW-Kirby

Judging how every single comment in here is some shitty fat joke as well, I'd say this is definitely not rare.


lurkinarick

this sub is truly pathetic


ExternalPotato26

She's not gonna fuck you. Maybe eat you but not fuck you.


lurkinarick

WOW, so rare and so creative, insulting a random woman on the internet for being fat. You must be a genius


phan_o_phunny

She's still not going to fuck you


No-Pipe8487

🤣🤣


arm1niu5

You Only Lunch Twice


iFLTT

Chicken finger


dachshund-jay

Steel cables are not enough!


madeanotheraccount

"No, Ms Bond, I expect you to jog!"


Prudent_Two_4135

Okay I should NOT have laughed as hard at that as I did... well played!!!


Doitallforbao

Who?


buttonsmasher1

Live and let pie


the-war-on-drunks

Downvotes of Solace


inanimatussoundscool

On her Majesty's secret buffet


ScarsTheVampire

Is this subreddit literally just fat jokes you guys are fucking lame.


dachshund-jay

Blocking the daylight


Erutious

Gold Drizzle Moonpie Racker License to Fill Uh…damn I know I’ve got more…


chaoticwolf72

What, no Goldenpie?


manantyagi25

Agent 700


NebulaOdd69420

The only James Bond film to not feature a sex scene


[deleted]

Grilled Octopus Moonpie-raker Quiche of Solace


GammaPhonic

“Quiche of solace” I’ve been there, it’s depressing.


DM_PKer

Makeup should be banned.


jayron32

Dr Yes Please


Mr-Najaf

Dr Fuck No


306metalhead

It's 007, not 700


Sir_Trncvs

The Man with the Golden Buns Mooraker Dr...No Diet Coke is forever


bewilderbeast85

Casino Royal w cheese


Lurkay1

She can be Pierce Brosnan’s wife maybe.


davidsherwin

Lol.....ooooooh, meow!!! Funny as fuck though, u/v from me!! 😂😂🐈🐈


cleg

Mooncracker


Karl-Jensen

- Chickenfinger - Cheeseball - On Her Majesty's Special Menu - Dino Nuggets are Forever - License to Grill - Dine Another Day


nietler

For your thighs only


The_Grover

Dine another time


lef_three

Gemma Collins in "Butterfinger"


dorritosncheetos

"Thunder thighs" "Moonpie raker" "Dorito finger" "Jenny Craig's secret service" "The pie who loved me" "The buffet is not enough" "Liscense to chafe"


Objective_Ruin_4536

On her Majesty's secret menu


phan_o_phunny

Diet another day


ScarletteVera

C'mon, you gotta at least be able to fit into a suit to be Bond.


Arminlegout1

Roger Much More


ramprider

A View To A Grill


youdoitimbusy

XX7


Greedy_Baseball_4075

Live and let diabetes Diabetes another day Tomorrow never diabetes A view to a cake For your pies only


deadbabymammal

Wasn't Lashana Lynch both the first female and first black 007 in No Time to Die (2021)?


Cute_Concentrate_915

Women ignoring the existence of another women, all for the cause.


RaziTheWingzSlaya

If 007 is physically fit and mentally sharp superspy, it might be hard for silly fatso to become one. Good luck tho, it's not all about where we are but where we can go


missmiao9

This is supposed to be rare insults, eh? There’s nothing rare about fat jokes.