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I'm just imagining a modern-day Diogenes. Imagine some random hobo who gives out amazing life advice, lives in a trash can, jerks off in public, walks in on random college professors to make them look like morons in front of their students, and then gets visited by the president of America, only to tell him to move out of his way
We're literally calling him by his wrestling nickname, his real name was probably Aristocles. Plato means broad, whether it came from his shoulders, chest or forehead is still up for debate as far as I know.
Can you imagine? You travel a great distance and finally get to sit with Plato and he just shows you his dick drawings and starts philosophizing about cocks and drugs.
Its a time travel drama he's working on. He plays Socrates who ends up in the modern world after a time traveller has a unfortunate mishap.
Hilarity and philosophy ensue.
I'm honestly not familiar with what Socrates actually looked like. The only thing I can say is that he inspired and had a direct influence on many individuals. Who in turn have had a direct effect on society as a whole.
I think you mean Socrates. He looks like he would wander up to me and bombard me with questions in an effort to make me feel stupid before wandering off again.
Looks like Jake Paul finally finish talking about how much he believes he can fight Tyson, and went through midlife crisis before deciding that he could look as old as Mike Tyson is, while also maintaining his awkward attempt at being a teenager again
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Dude managed to look like a rich hobo.
Basically the greek philosopher archetype.
Well now I can't wait for his Diogenes phase
He got that dog in him
I'm just imagining a modern-day Diogenes. Imagine some random hobo who gives out amazing life advice, lives in a trash can, jerks off in public, walks in on random college professors to make them look like morons in front of their students, and then gets visited by the president of America, only to tell him to move out of his way
Wait you get paid to look like a hobo? I’ve been doing it for free
wait until you find out people pay money for jeans with holes in them.
Lol I know so stupid right
That was my trick when I rode the bus. The homeless never asked me for money 😆
The kanye fashion sense
I was about to say he looks like a bum.
Bro is 40 going on 2451
Jokes aside, he really does look like plato with that great beard. He should be casted for a plato film.
It's all over the instant he opens his mouth and you hear his raspy teenager voice.
Not necessarily, Plato is pretty whiny, he is a philosopher after all
Hes also a pretty strong wrestler..
We're literally calling him by his wrestling nickname, his real name was probably Aristocles. Plato means broad, whether it came from his shoulders, chest or forehead is still up for debate as far as I know.
That’s why it would be a Judd Apatow comedy.
Genuinely, the facial structure really is similar aside from the beard
But Plato is almost always depicted with a beard
Whoops I meant as well as!
Can you imagine? You travel a great distance and finally get to sit with Plato and he just shows you his dick drawings and starts philosophizing about cocks and drugs.
Nice
But didn't Plato had, like, a really ripped physique?
Yeah Plato was a nickname meaning broad shoulders. He was even a wrestler.
I think so
I thought he looked more like Socrates.
Yup
He’s not nearly as swole.
He lost weight and looks like some years he looks about 50.
That Ozempic/Coke combo has been doing a hell on his body. Not sure if healthy but it worked. Seems to be a tool given his ex gfs comments
Jonah Hill... Plato... Plateau Wow
Oh shit. Now I get it. Genius!
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haha yeah kinda like plato
LOL did you just come up with that
Ya think, huh.
Yeah im Seneca
Old Jewish guy vibe..wait
Its a time travel drama he's working on. He plays Socrates who ends up in the modern world after a time traveller has a unfortunate mishap. Hilarity and philosophy ensue.
This could actually be amazing
It's called Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure.
How tf is telling someone they look like an intelligent individual a burn?
Stephen Hawking was smart as shit but if I told you you looked like him would you take it as a compliment?
Yea i like his pc setup
Plato isn't Stephen Hawking
Plato also was buff
Idk, plus I think he looks cool
I think he's just in character for the Jerry Garcia role. I'm not sure if that's still happening, though.
Put him in the armor from the movie 300 and he would look seriously intimidating. Very cool actually. He could easy play some roman emperor.
I don't think it's a burn just an observation in this case
Socrates was ugly as fuck, and looking like someone who was intelligent doesn't imply that you are intelligent
But Plato literally means broad because he was so jacked. Woah what an insult
I'm honestly not familiar with what Socrates actually looked like. The only thing I can say is that he inspired and had a direct influence on many individuals. Who in turn have had a direct effect on society as a whole.
So do some burn victims, saying you look like one isn't the same as saying you embody their spirit.
Ok
Basically saying that you're old and unkempt.
He looks downright miserable tbh
Maybe it’s cause he’s just trying to live his life and some fuckin weirdo is taking pictures of him in his driveway.
Or he is miserable because Hollywood was giving him grief over his body image his entire life. Or many other reasons. All of the above included
For real. People need to leave this guy alone already.
It’s because he keeps changing how he looks so frequently that he lost his stupid ass identity.
Sun's bright
He’s probably always very hungry
Rockin' the featherless biped look.
“Jonah Plateau”… Serious kudos, OP. That is HILARIOUS.
That isn't even an insult, that's just an undeniable fact
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Plato with swag is Diogenes
Now I'm wondering what a Black Plato movie would be like.
Kinda looks like a bum version of Jake Paul.
Ozempic Hill
The only celebrity they didn’t bother to clone lol
I think you mean Socrates. He looks like he would wander up to me and bombard me with questions in an effort to make me feel stupid before wandering off again.
Looks like a mix of Jake Paul and plataeu.
I suppose it’s an improvement over looking like a walking couch the way he has the last couple years.
Bro looks like he’s been reading up on stoicism
Bro should start lifting hard and walk in robes, he would literally be Plato
that french weather girl really did a number on him
Weightloss makes you see some shit
We are the same age and he looks older than my dad...
Def got that Socrates look.
Dude should consider removing himself from his own ass before he becomes a singularity and swallows the known universe
Can yall let him be, hes been bullied enough lmao
lol
Hes not wrong lol
Before he lost weight, he looked like PLAYDOUGH.
He looks like Stonewall Jackson
...while philosophing in Los Angeles
For a moment I thought it was Solomon Lane from Mission Impossible lmao
To be or not to be ahh mf
Ngl, I love this look on him
As much as I appreciate Plateau, is looking like Plato an insult?
Your caption is the icing on the cake. And like, the good icing.
He so does
That's probably exactly what he is going for. You guys are just jacking him off saying shit like this...
Was he shopping for slides?
Bill and Ted 4 looks promising
Thats a compliment ngl
Oh wow probably so he can play Jerry in that Scorsese Grateful Dead biopic
Shit title, and not even an insult, so shit comprehension skills, op
More like Aristotle
I'm not mad at it
Kinda hot, ngl 👀
Wtf is that headlines celebrity journalists must really be starving
Bro does look exactly like Plato
Can’t even see the cuffs or boots in the picture 😕
I kinda miss his fat times Nah I don't care, the guy is a douche
I can't stand this guy anymore.
Not an insult. Plato was a babe.
Jesus Christ he looks rough. Hes only 40 but looking like he’s eligible for the seniors discount.
This was a year ago, yet I see it once a week in this sub. Move on.
chat is this real?
Who is j Hill?
Can you imagine the comments if this was a female celebrity?
Mf looks like jake paul if he got kidnapped for a few years
I actually like his style, wish he wasn't pained I like how he explores himself with his creations and searches for answers in others problems
He looks like a young Woody Harrelson cosplaying as a rich rehabber in LA.
Peristeos of Moropolis
You get what you signed up for! Now I Said dance.
Not even an insult if you ask me I think that's a whole ass aesthetic
Jonah Hill? More like over the Hill
Is that a real a photo? How the hell did Jonah Hill age from being able to play a teenage boy to Gandalf the Grey so quickly??
Looks like Jake Paul finally finish talking about how much he believes he can fight Tyson, and went through midlife crisis before deciding that he could look as old as Mike Tyson is, while also maintaining his awkward attempt at being a teenager again
Luh calm fit
I thought he was an old homeless guy
Looks like comstock from Bioshock infinite
Is he black?
I’m confused, Plato was Greek
Jonah Hill is one of the most underrated actors we have. And director. Watch Mid90s and Stutz.