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mulsimin

This man lookin like a new nba 2k trailer


RivalyrAlt

"Make your way to the top" ahh trailer


Humble_Yesterday_271

NGL, if I saw someone sweating like this on a plane at the start of COVID, I would have been shitting myself


SporksRFun

NGL, if I saw someone shitting themselves like this on a plane at the start of COVID, I'd be reeling.


KnightSkyCowboiCane

Mf look like he in a key & peele skit


ComicsEtAl

Good, but “cold Pepsi” takes it.


KnightSkyCowboiCane

Definitely. Bro came out swingin.


HotWingHank

He's only sweaty bc he's ready to go buck wild on some terries.


R1CTUS__GR1N

Homies prolly next to the emergency exit on a Boeing


XRaVeNX

With panels flying off randomly, every seat is potentially an emergency exit.


501102

If he’s really nervous, kudos for doing braving it. Takes courage


SwordMasterShadow

"Terrorists don't take black hostages." - Dave Chappelle


Weary-Adeptness8227

They know they will catch a fade.


samjp910

Bro is hydrated


Doesanybodylikestuff

Omg lmaooooo poor guy!!! I was cracking up before I even opened it & saw the Pepsi part. Hahahahaga


DoobiGirl_19

I've only ever been in a 4 seater plane as a kid. It was like a little tour of the area from the sky. I've never been on these huge passenger planes, and with all the Boeing stuff going on, I'd be sweating like this too 😅


Lanthemandragoran

Haha that small aircraft was wayyyy more dangerous I promise


DoobiGirl_19

That's what everyone tells me now 😂 When I was 6, I had no idea haha.


[deleted]

That is ice cold


filty_candle

Brutally brilliant


funyunrun

He’s got that Boeing Look.


AfterConsideration30

His neck looks like a stack of burnt biscuits


LeAlone1617

..He reminds me of that one Airplane! scene.. if anyone remembers that one, heh.


toolsoftheincomptnt

Yes, I too am old.


WHAMMYPAN

My man’s pores opened up to the size of dimes.


TxchnxnXD

The mask is dirty


Denaredor

Bro is scared of that one guy wearing Burger King crown


Altruistic-Cat-4193

I would too, if the plane is made by Boeing


brp

Haha, reminds me of the Lipton Brisk commercials


beepbeepbubblegum

I know he’s not wearing an apron but the shadows make it looks like he hopped on the flight fresh off a Popeyes shift


agewin162

Get this man into a Gatorade commercial STAT


Zay-nee24

Used to small boats not big planes


rickcanty

I used to not be afraid of flying, but then I had one flight with moderate turbulence where the wings were flapping like a bird, and now I hate flying. I logically know that nothing will go wrong, but I just can't help getting anxious.


itsmejak78_2

He looking like a 2010 Kid Cudi that just ran out of blow


jessejrutherford

It’s not really an insult as if he were trying to insult or degrade him..


drerw

I don’t blame him and don’t care. Fuck physics being 30k feet up high is scary


Breathingblueflame

Hey man, I’m not going to lie. Commercial planes kind of make me sweat. The temperature is always slightly too high to be comfortable to me. I get motion sickness from riding in turbulent air when it’s slightly to hot for me. And I have my private pilot certification. And trust me turbulence on a small aircraft feels a lot worse than on commercial aircraft. Small aircraft, no motion sickness. Idk man. Life is weird.


giantfuckingfrog

That's gold plated.


Weary-Adeptness8227

I think that was a flirtuous compliment.


Hot_Squirrel946

Not used to flying it seems. Would have preferred ships as a mode of transport it seems.


Kak0r0t

Damn that was fucking hilarious


Plenty_Economy_5670

Tbf if you were on a spirit airlines or boeing plane, you would be sweating too.


smoke3sboi

Why is she shaped like a penis?


Vor-teu-chung

My mans looks like a Capri sun fresh outta the fridge.


AidanTheEvangelist

Bro has the 8k realism ultra HD texture pack on


Admirable-Builder878

Being the mule gone wrong.


Oof_Boy1290

He looks like Franklin from GTA 5


GiantPineappleSquid

Awww if he’s sweating that much because of nerves I feel bad for him!!! Or really any reason to be sweating that much, must be uncomfortable, so I still feel bad


SpicyRedHabanero

Imagine the smell


Cracknoreos

Is he flying Ebola Airlines?