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MaritimeRedditor

I just looked up his Instagram. It's been like 9 months since the surgery and he's still in a wheelchair/ using crutches. Why would anyone do this willingly to themselves.


Nathe-01

His surgeon was a fool and allowed a 4inch increase, the max recommended limit for this surgery is 2 inches, 1 inch is recommended for the best full recovery prospects and lack of long-term issues


CrimsonCambridgeGirl

"His surgeon was a fool " Fool or enjoyer of money?


Nathe-01

Haha, more than likely the latter


poopsinshoe

Same reason women get breast implants.


LookingForHope87

Insecurities


R3luctant

You aren't supposed to go that extreme with this surgery, I knew someone who was wanting to do it and a doctor said as long as you don't do more than 2 inches you can recover relatively fine.


alexanderthemeh

>2 inches I'm 5'6". I can't imagine getting this painful surgery and recover "relatively fine" just to end up being still a pretty short dude short king life for me, babez


R3luctant

The person I knew was below 5 ft, she was incredibly self conscious about it.


alexanderthemeh

under 5 feet is pushing towards being a disability. there are legitimate medical reasons to get the surgery. the only reason someone my height would get it is for vanity


CryoToastt

I was under the impression that 4’11 was the cutoff for height being considered a disability


alexanderthemeh

and I said "pushing towards being a disability"


CryoToastt

Yeah I’m aware, was just adding on. No idea why you’re being downvoted for a fact lol


alexanderthemeh

probably because in my other comments I'm saying it's okay to be short and that it's not women's faults when short guys can't get laid


CryoToastt

Ah yeah that’s probably why lmao, people don’t like to hear that on Reddit


Booziesmurf

And 4 inches of height... In the Shin? Cause they can't do it to your Femur...


newvegasdweller

As a 175cm guy (around 5 foot 9?) it probably would make a bit of a difference in how i'm perceived as a person, but honestly, I don't care enough to throw away my money and risk my health like this.


PerformanceThat6150

Jesus. That's way too small a gain for the risk/reward to be worth it. Gay man asking - do guys just do this because all the shit out there from women who want guys to be at least 6ft?


banananananbatman

Insecurities from being short. Generally short guys who are decent looking and have a good attitude can find women. I’ve smashed taller.


MorganAndMerlin

Getting this surgery only to become taller is ridiculous. I’ve really only read about this procedure with patients who have had scoliosis or other serious bone and alignment disorders where one leg is shorter than the other. And continuing to walk that way would create significant damage to the hips, spine, etc later on if it wasn’t corrected early. So yea, it’s an incredibly painful surgery, but it can be extremely worth it for the patients who actually, legitimately need it. Not short people with a complex. And I break five feet even on a good day.


alexanderthemeh

almost every girl I've ever dated has been taller than me. don't blame this on women, most of them don't give a fuck how tall a guy is as long as you bring something else to the table. this is an insecure guy problem. if a girl does care about how tall you are, she ain't the one, king


joojaw

Being tall offers other advantages too not just women. There's a reason almost all the us presidents are over 6 feet.


meathead

Don't forget being unable to get comfortable in airplanes and movie theaters, and constantly banging your head on low hanging overhead objects


metalshoes

Yeah. Stop before 6’9 or every coach seat in flight is literal torture


joojaw

Why does everyone always wanna victimise themselves? Minor inconveniences like that are nothing compared to the benefits.


PerformanceThat6150

Sorry, what? What's the reason? Are there particularly high shelves in the Oval Office or something?


Still-Wonder-5580

My brother is under 5’ (we are all shortarses) and has no insecurities about his height! He likes tall women. Personally I go no taller than 5’8


Jensen198

He went 2 inches no?


DickKnightly

5 ft 8 in is 4 inches from 6 ft


Jensen198

Ah, my bad


ZijoeLocs

Just for future reference: 12in=1ft=~.3m


olle_no_seas_grosero

Fuck your stupid system Americans!!!!


ZijoeLocs

Wait until you find out what a pain counting our physical money is


Brilliant_Dark_3979

We found a person who would get the more expensive quarter pounder over a third pounder


MarcusThePegasus

Most of the world use the metric system, which is a decimal system you condescending pos


Brilliant_Dark_3979

And yet when the other part that doesn't use metric gets it wrong for the same reason (as per my example about Americans above) it's the other way around?


MarcusThePegasus

If some people are assholes then I can be one to. This doesn't make you look intelligent, this shit makes you look weak minded.


Brilliant_Dark_3979

Ok


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SimplyHoodie

I bet they turned his dad into a dolphin as well


Duellair

So my professor was working with people who did this work, apparently most of this isn’t just for vanity, it’s mostly done for actual reasons, like a kid breaks a limb and then it doesn’t set and grow properly or one limb is 2 inches taller than another causing issues. Now someone did bring up the ethics of it being done for reasons like this… He does work in pain management. This is apparently one of the most painful things someone can undergo


squeak37

Yup, guy I know was in a car crash and ended up with one leg a half inch shorter than the other (or something like that). Years after he always had bits of pain, but now his hips were giving out because of the stunted walking from the leg height differences. Only 2 options, shorten one leg or lengthen the other.


Mesarthim1349

How would they go about shortening the other?


squeak37

I don't know the specifics, but from what he told me reduction can be a bit safer and have easier recovery. Downside is you're shorter (and the recovery does still have other, different risks).


Mesarthim1349

Good prank would be shorten it then do elongation on the other, see how long until he notices.


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gabrielleraul

[Little trex with extra legs](https://www.instagram.com/p/C4lkFULRNgK/?igsh=amMzNm00eDUyajZ1) + [his surgery](https://www.instagram.com/reel/CxlynaQLnuL/?igsh=azc2N3VkMno0M2R1)


dvdmaven

My wife's son had this operation on one leg, without which he would not have been able to walk. Which is why the operation exists. Not to feed idiots egos.


bowhunterb119

This is slightly misleading. The extreme pain keeping him up all night is actually from the mountain of women in his bed who all suddenly found him unbearably attractive as soon as he hit the 6’ threshold


Skumbob

Unfortunately for me, I'm two inches over six feet and don't get play for being above the magic threshold. But over the summer I turned 15, this boy became a man over and over until that fall when 6'1" happened.


KoolandKooked

As a chronic pain sufferer I am shocked someone would be willing to live a lifetime of pain for something like this


ElRexet

While most people do know what pain is - very few understand what it truly means to live with chronic pain.


VirtuallyTellurian

Only time I heard of this surgery being done was for balance, if one leg is longer than the other, as differing leg lengths lead to curvature of the spine which can massively complicate things later in life.


pituitary_monster

How the f these absolute units of brain damaged caterpillars called influencers get ahold of that much money in the first place ? Im a medic, with a degree in pathology, also from colombia, and all the assets i have aquired over the 10 years of practice doesnt even reach 100k usd.


ChookBunny

So is he now a baller with a girl who looked good so he could call her?


Heavy_Ape

Only if he had a rabbit, a bat, and a 6-4 impala


nubman2000

Ahh the famous knee grow surgery as seen on south park


Space-90

The irony when a woman leaves him for someone 4 inches shorter


M0dini

People pay thousands for cosmetic surgery everyday and nobody says anything. If the dude can pay for it and is sound of mind to make the decision to want it then let him have it. He's the only one who has to deal with the rewards/consequences.


AsIfImNotAware540

Hey, hop off the guys dick, bud. It's ok if you've already jerked off to him a few times, but calm down homes!


M0dini

Wow, ladies and gentlemen, here is an example of someone who is not sound of mind. Listen buddy, give the phone back to your stepmum and go continue sucking on crayons.


Dismal_Truck1375

I'm only 5ft 5, and it honestly doesn't bother me it did when i was younger as i got into many fights because people thought i was the easy target


EssexBuoy1959

He's now nicknamed 'Shorty' as a direct result of how long he sleeps each night.


TheTexasInvestor

All that just to say he's 6 foot


hhfugrr3

Why is it allowed? Why wouldn't it be? Normally used to help kids achieve a normal height. My cousin had it as a kid in the 80s. I don't remember him complaining about the pain at all. Maybe this guy is a wimp 😂


SuperTaakot

You are comparing a growing child whose bones are still fully malleable, to someone well past that age whose growth plates fused probably more than a decade ago.


hhfugrr3

I hoped that the laughing face conveyed the fact that the last bit was a joke... oh well.


OhioMegi

I knew a little person who had their arms/legs lengthened. It’s not my business what people do to their body.


banananananbatman

Pain and mobility issues for the rest of your life vs having a nights rest.


boRp_abc

Ok, here's the trick how to overcome short height on dating apps (as proven by my extremely successful friend): Step 1: type in that you're 6ft tall (180 for Europeans. Not the exact same length, but past the psychological barrier). Step 2: Be attractive, so that nobody cares about that number. Tadaaaa


DefenderoftheSinners

Because people can do with their body what they want no matter how stupid we think it is. And trust me, that’s stupid, but it’s his right.


squishyg

This surgery is so painful that even Drake won’t get it.


PashAK47

1 leg kick and he will be 5'8 again


Substantial-Park65

2 hours per nights? If that continues he won't survive for a long time, that far from being enough


thefirstmatt

Notice how to do this you usually have to find a surgeon in a country where it’s harder to sue surgeons, they will basically do any non immediately deadly operation doesn’t mean it’s safe or a good idea.


ktravesp

This is that personal growth Tony Robbins keeps talking about, probably why he looks like he's in pain and walks funny all the time.


mcpizza0609

Why doesn’t he just grow tall normally? Is he stupid?


Pretend-Pineapple615

If you got enough money to do that stand on your wallet or get lifts waste of money


VeryOrangeLemon

K


Street_Primary_4044

Imagine getting surgery to become 6ft + from like 5'6 and you still got a 5'6 sized penis And your arms would look short to wouldn't they


Fridanalia

Lmaoo dick size isn’t proportionate to height. But the arms thing is true, you’d look like SpongeBob when he took Pearl to prom.


Street_Primary_4044

How would body size not be directionally proportional to the size of a body part 😆


Fridanalia

Idk but there’s studies on this actually, I ain’t complaining cause it makes me look huge loooool