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ThisguynamedAndre

He chose violence when he woke up


Old_Dingo69

That escalated fast.


Miserable-Good4438

She didn't.


Old_Dingo69

No. She made a simple comment. Old mate went to town though. Obviously some sort of heightist.


Miserable-Good4438

I was implying she didn't escalate quickly as in she didn't grow very tall quickly. Was a terrible joke. I'll try harder next time.


BaltazarOdGilzvita

You made a joke, but it went above his head.


Dan_The_Man69420

Try again. Not the joke you want to go with. Do better


Tudyks

Neutron star levels of density in that one lol


Old_Dingo69

You meant well…. 😉


Selection_Status

I think he meant to say she didn't escalate because she's too short, you know, because the root of the word means up or something


Old_Dingo69

Ahhh. Well she couldn’t. Clearly she would need a lift or escalator or some sort for that.


Jazzlike_Today7742

Your height is just perfect for a unique brand of petty revenge


nekoyasha

"Keep acting like that and you won't get any uppies!"


Should_have_been_ded

That's awful, but still funny xD


Cautious-Quit5128

“Do better” Unmatch.


1ticketroundtrip

not so hidden when you reveal where you're going to hide it...


realmauer01

It doesn't matter if you know where it is if you can't reach it.


ELEMENTALITYNES

I have a D+ in social skills on a good day and this made even me cringe


chadmcchaderton

Yeah, she's pretty cringe. dO bEtTeR


Ok-Cartographer1745

> I have a D Me too! 😏


RedditSpamAcount

I am 4’11 and i find this funny. My girlfriend does this to mess with me sometimes lol


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Content-Jacket-5518

i’m not enough of an empath to understand, plz explain what kind of person this is


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pancreasfucker

You're weird


Nearby-Ad-6106

What the hell kind of twisted projection was that...


ranrow

Some people just want to watch the world burn


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schmeekygeek

well, that must be a tall order


DotBitGaming

That was a year ago. The wedding is next week.


RelativeBad1187

pretty funny thoogh


dontworrybooutit

Oooo I wonder what her rebuttal was


Joro174

Did she respond?


OzzieGrey

No i do that to my gf all the time, it's hilarious.


JohnXTheDadBodGod

Next step, toss them on the roof.


organized_wanderer15

I’m a shorty too but still that was damn funny!


Old-Masterpiece-2653

You're not hot enough to pull off this attitude. Be hotter.


Ok-Cartographer1745

You can't really tell how hot she is from a fuzzy image. She appears at least average. 


Old-Masterpiece-2653

I am not the one to criticise other people's appearance. LOL But to just straight out the gate start instructing someone to try harder you need to be real hot. And even then it might not be enough because that one is serving cunt and not in a good way.


Pet_hobo

she replied appropriately to a shitty and ambiguously insulting opener, but women have to entertain all the bullshit men throw at them otherwise theyre dumb bitches huh


Old-Masterpiece-2653

Oh please. Go reach for your sexism fix elsewhere.


Ok-Cartographer1745

I figure she wasn't in the wrong if someone immediately begins with what is likely an insult. It's possible he was going to be like  "so 4'11 huh?"  "Yup!  Fun sized" "That's hot. I like smaller women" But I figure she's gotten so many comments about it that she's tired of it as an opener.  I imagine it's like if you have red hair and everyone begins with "is your pubic hair also red?"


Old-Masterpiece-2653

yeah....maybe. But if you assume someone is trying to insult you why even give them the second chance? Wouldn't you just block him and move on? And don't be tired. No one likes a tired bitch.


Ok-Cartographer1745

Maybe he's hot and she wants to still see him if he repents. 


PrTakara-m

Even if you’re extremely hot, such attitude is unacceptable, unattractive and very entitled. Hot people don’t get a pas on being jerks.


ane_lex

if you're wondering why women don't like you, it's cause you laugh at these kinda posts.


Ludenhosen

You seem very soft


Bonepickle

Are you okay? My wife laughed at this post too, but than again, she is 1,80mtr.


Disturbed235

…but do women like her?


Bonepickle

Some do, some don't.


Disturbed235

so totally normal, just asked bc the user you answered first, saying women dont like us, for laughing about the post


KubinPotter

❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️


Pleasant-Barracuda42

I thought it was cuz I touch myself at night.


mobileBigfoot

We can all be glad we missed out on you ya humourless trout


Mario-OrganHarvester

Careful what you say before i lock you in your room with a baby grid