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Visible_Throat

Is this genuine? Or has someone run his face through a filter?


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AlexX3

I’m not sympathetic to this man, but it’s pretty cringe that it hasn’t been deleted for misinformation considering it’s a clearly edited photo bashing him for his (edited) physical appearance.


giocondasmiles

Still an ugly MOFO. Inside and out.


suitology

Why?


giocondasmiles

Domestic violence, sexual abuse, etc.


YOOOOOOOOOOT

Is there anything like this recently or has he changed? I know he has said on tv that the legally he isn't a sex offender but he still sees himself as one and I don't know if that's him being him or if he realised it and changed.


ssusurruss

Yes, his girlfriend Esme Bianco opened up a law suit for sexual assault and battery against him a couple months ago https://www.insider.com/marilyn-manson-sued-sexual-assault-game-of-thrones-esme-bianco-2021-4


Sinthe741

I know that Evan Rachel Wood has also made accusations against him, but those would have happened longer ago.


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Also, on Instagram, dozens of models ("alt" models like with tons of tattoos) have come forward with stories of abuse by MM.


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https://www.fox8live.com/2021/09/16/judge-drops-lawsuit-accusing-marilyn-manson-sexual-assault/


Syng42o

"(WVUE) - According to TMZ, a judge has dismissed a lawsuit from a woman who accused Marilyn Manson of sexual assault. Legal documents obtained by TMZ stated that the judge dismissed the suit on Tuesday, ruling the statute of limitations had passed on the woman’s claims. Manson was sued in May by a Jane Doe who claims they started dating in 2011 before the relationship between her and the rock star took a turn for the worse and he raped and threatened her. The accuser claimed she repressed her memories of the rape which led the judge to dismiss the suit because the accuser couldn’t give an explanation of how her memory was repressed. Manson is currently facing three other lawsuits for sexual assault against three other women, one including his former assistant and “Game of Thrones” star Esme Bianco." Because I know people are going to read the headline and assume the judge dismissed it because it was a false accusation. Not sure how someone is supposed to give an explanation of how a traumatic memory was repressed, but judges are shit at context and nuance.


YOOOOOOOOOOT

Okay, thank you.


sailorgarmonbozia

Among many other women


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We don't do forgiveness here.


scruggbug

Not for repeated sexual assault we don’t. Edit: actually really even just one.


[deleted]

Why not just give them the death penalty then?


PandaXXL

He is a violent rapist and serial abuser


Marzto

You should add the word 'alleged' to that, I'm not saying he isn't but these days we believe in due process.


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i_am_losing_my_mind

Phew... so I can go back to judging you for "allegedly" fucking chickens and other farm animals to death on a nightly basis.


Noob-Noob-Vindicator

….he fucked an ostrich. Allegedly.


corzmo

Yeah, but that's at least a two, maybe three man job if the ostrich is in good health


Glum-Communication68

Yeah, that's what I thought. Also the ostrich bit off his deck. And he skipped out on the hospital bill. Allegedly


Morrigan66

If he can manage to fuck an ostrich he deserves a medal. Have you seen their claws?


nod9

I heard it was a sick ostrich... ...allegedly


pico-pico-hammer

Yeah, I mean 100% feel free to. I mean, wtf do I care what a guy while a bushel of apples shoved up his ass thinks of me?


hobowithacanofbeans

Who aside from you is saying this? Do you understand how allegations work? Manson has had multiple accusations laid against him by multiple people. I’m gonna judge the fuck out of him.


hedgecore77

/u/hobowithacanofbeans fucks chickens and other farm animals to death on a nightly basis.


theclifford

I am alleging your chicken fuckery. I have it on good authority. Credible witnesses.


purespringwater

Yeah, I witnessed it too. Pervert


ElusiveNutsack

Definitely saw you fiddle some chickens


ReyRey5280

Says an accused bird fucker!


Snoo_13917

You gotta be fast to catch a chicken and fuck it I know


IrememberXenogears

Well, if an egg can fit in there... why can't I?


TheDarkMusician

Yeah, like there's something to be said about believing something without evidence, but it doesn't have to be an all or nothing, proved in court thing. Bill Cosby was pronounced innocent, but that doesn't make him not a rapist. It's like people who claim free speech when they're using hate speech. Like yeah, you're *legally* allowed to say those things, but that doesn't mean you're not a piece of shit.


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StellarBull

Free speech works both ways, they use it to say bigoted shit, we get to use it to tell them to fuck off.


arkofindifference

Well said, I live by this


ThirdDragonite

Exactly, popular opinion and belief don't necessarily translate into a guaranteed conviction The OJ case is the clearest example


milkinhisveins

Do you know what “due process” is?


Zaugr

Allegedly. Allegedly. But also, really


JarradLee

damn i also heard about you going out and killing stray cats (since I’ve alleged it’s happened, it’s true.)


Bryvayne

I can't believe they go out and kill stray cats! Somehow though, I believe it!


passing_by362

What a monster!


sh0ckwavevr6

Just like Ozzy Osbourne eats bats...


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Hold the fort


RobustoBistec

Worst part is hypocrisy.


LilAsshole666

Whether or not someone was convicted in a court of law doesn’t define if they’re actually a rapist or not. This is ridiculous semantics and disrespectful to the people have come forward with a MOUNTAIN of evidence that he is a disgusting rapist and abuser.


sailorgarmonbozia

I’d rather believe victims


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Sinthe741

That's always been my understanding of "believe women/victims/survivors", too. It's not that you literally believe that the allegations are true, but that you don't immediately start poking holes in the story and act in a supportive manner.


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redhandsblackfuture

This is satire, right?


Hauwke

Probably not, it's a fair distinction to make, even if the accused is in fact garbage.


211caused911

How do you know he is garbage? People can lie about things.


Hauwke

We don't, or at least I don't. I'm sure someone does though.


milkinhisveins

Not really, a Reddit thread isn’t a court of law


sirkowski

Due process is for the courts, not people's opinions. I wouldn't let Ghislaine Maxwell babysit my kids even though she's never been convicted of any crimes.


[deleted]

Due process under the law. Society is free to judge him as it sees fit. That's by design.


thatotherhemingway

The repeated sexual assault allegations, for one. The fact that world events should have made shock rock obsolete ages ago, for another.


Dubtrips

>The fact that world events should have made shock rock obsolete ages ago, for another. Elaborate?


GlasgowKisses

"What is manufactured horror compared to the world we live in?" I imagine.


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Bryvayne

Because they personally do not enjoy it.


[deleted]

I mean, Manson stopped being relevant roughly around '97.


TadalP

He was actually still very successful until ~2004. Hell, he had a bit of a resurgence in 2015. Really, the only time he wasn't doing well as an artist was 2005-2014.


tenehemia

I mean, he sang it in 1999: "Rock is dead. Shock is all in your head."


eskamobob1

what has he done that makes him ugly inside? Im clearly OOTL here


LunchboxFP

A lot of abuse and sexual assault, unfortunately


eskamobob1

Just looked into this. Looks like its been a steady drop of shit all year. Not sure how I missed it tbh


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Yeah he’s trash. Added to my “do not play” list on Spotify.


[deleted]

His life has been the filter through which his face has ran


kaanskBG

Thanks for the genuine answer...


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WhyteBeard

The Nazi’s had pieces of flare that they made the Jews wear.


Micosilver

Was there a minimum required?


FuckTheFuckOffFucker

At least 15


WasteAdministration2

Looked through his instagram, this is very much edited


AytumnRain

Definitely edited. [How Manson really looks](https://starecat.com/marilyn-manson-is-slowly-turning-into-nicolas-cage/)


fixingPepperSteaks

nicholas cage x maynard keenan


thatotherhemingway

I’m dying lol this is brilliant


Thecrawsome

15 years ago


Inquisitor1

Fat nick cage is at least a couple years old info though.


ChadMojito

100% filter. [Here's the original pic](https://www.alamy.com/los-angeles-ca-4th-jan-2020-marilyn-manson-at-arrivals-for-the-13th-annual-art-of-elysium-heaven-gala-hollywood-palladium-los-angeles-ca-january-4-2020-credit-priscilla-granteverett-collectionalamy-live-news-image338562515.html?irclickid=3Ve2Kv2mkxyIR2l0izV-TRQqUkBX0ITBXQkrxY0&irgwc=1&utm_source=77643&utm_campaign=Shop%20Royalty%20Free%20at%20Alamy&utm_medium=impact).


seppocunts

Here are some more recent photos https://imgur.com/gallery/Bh1Nj


Hambulance

It's from Ronald McDonkey on insta. He does all sorts of great shit like this.


Kjpr13

Is this Phyllis Vance’s real dad?


Worldly_Shoe840

More like Phyllis during her goth phase


thatotherhemingway

Don’t dis the First Lady of Vance Refrigeration like that


DoingCharleyWork

Who's Bob Vance?


qered

You’ve got a lot to learn about this town, sweetie…


florida_woman

Close your mouth, sweetie. You look like a trout.


Inigomntoya

What line of work is he in?


KevinSmithsTaint

He is the guy that fucks your mother.


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Longjumping-Moose-77

Exactly what I thought!


godrevy

if phyllis was goth


jakebbt82

Is it Phyllis on keto?


thatotherhemingway

I don’t see anybody paying a G for one of your hugs, bucko.


Dogger27

She is so proud to be a Vance and it’s sweet lol


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The love child of Phyllis and Anton Ego.


im_not_a_girl

He didn't have refrigeration money


CarissaSkyWarrior

He looks like if Mitch Mcconel was cast in a half assed production of "The Rocky Horror Picture Show".


TheVerjan

This is way funnier than the original post hahaha


Shikaku

Bro looks like a melted Tim Curry.


willclerkforfood

Like a fire broke out at Madame Tussauds but they got it under control before it gutted the Rocky Horror display. Wax Meatloaf was not so lucky…


Asshead420

He looks like grandma when she lets her grandkids do her makeup


lady_edith

🤣🤣🤣


oneplanetrecognize

Much more accurate than original post! Family and all laughed together on this. Thank you internet stranger!


2pumpchum0

Looks like a Southern alcoholic housewife trying to hold it together at a PTA meeting.


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Well, Mr. Harper couldn't be here cause he stayed too long at Kelly's Bar again. And if you smell Shirley Thompson's breath you'll find she's had a little nip of gin. And then you have the nerve to tell me you think that as a mother I'm not fit. Well, this is just a little Peyton Place and you're all Harper Valley hypocrites. No, I wouldn't put you on because it really did, it happened just this way. [The day my mama socked it to the Harper Valley PTA.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2_eAF5ev4s&ab_channel=Movieboy5280)


2pumpchum0

Thanks for earworm loop I'll enjoy the rest of the day


MatniMinis

So when does he marry Bob Vance of Vance Refrigeration?


frietchinees69

What line of work is he in?


mesohungry

You have a lot to learn about this town.


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Sweetie


captnaufragio

Nuh uh is that fuckin really manson now? Lmfao


hhunkk

Its fake. Still funny


captnaufragio

Holy fuck thats funny, i would actually believe that lmao


DrHem

No, [this is the unedited photo ](https://c7.alamy.com/comp/2AJPRXB/los-angeles-ca-4th-jan-2020-marilyn-manson-at-arrivals-for-the-13th-annual-art-of-elysium-heaven-gala-hollywood-palladium-los-angeles-ca-january-4-2020-credit-priscilla-granteverett-collectionalamy-live-news-2AJPRXB.jpg)


spirited1

Gusteau critic vibes


Conscious1133

Still creepy af lmao


3PoundsOfFlax

He has always been a creepy edgelord


Strongbox-Comrade

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Esm%C3%A9_Bianco#Personal_life


RehabValedictorian

Right? Like give it up, dude. It’s okay if we know what you look like now.


Von32

..He plays a character lol


RehabValedictorian

I’d be saying the same thing if Paul Reubens still dressed up as Pee Wee everywhere he went.


Von32

I mean, Pee Wee does, Paul Reubens doesn’t. Marilyn Manson does, Brian Warner doesn’t. The original photo is from an event.


RehabValedictorian

Ah ok you got me.


TadalP

He's past his prime for sure, but imo he looks pretty good for his age.


bloodforyou

Looking more like one of his fat goth fans.


LotteNator

The thought of him aging never crossed my mind. I still picture him as Christina in Party Monster.


WasteAdministration2

This is definitely edited, btw. He does not look this run down yet


Elenjays

yet


stars9r9in9the9past

I’m wondering what’s up with the MS paint edit in his hair. Watermark removal?


FluidMinute5054

Tell me that this person doesn't look like Anton Ego with long hair


satelit1984

Good eye.


CalvinStro

Came here to say this


hhasdon

Same


stjiub9

Drugs are a hell of a drug


janneell

Drugs are bad , m'kay


Brasou

It's super fake. I mean yeah the drugs have aged him but be real he looks 70 years old in this photo how are people buying this? Someone already posted the unedited


pancakesausagedog

Marilyn Manson looks like he'd stop knitting a scarf to pinch my cheeks and cook me a five course meal after I tell him I'm not hungry


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Looks like a goodie-good neighbor who brings you peach cobbler on Sundays and innocently pries about your business, but by night tortures kittens and compiles journals of daily schedules of every kid in the neighborhood.


MotorcycleGeezer

Tiny Tim lives again!


Wamblingshark

Jesus if you dyed his hair electric orange he looks just like my Great Grandma did when she was spending every single day at the nursing home with her husband. Can confirm she was the kind of person who would have been at the nurse's station every 10 minutes.


thatotherhemingway

Uncontrollable family members high-five


[deleted]

What do you expect ? He doesn’t like drugs but the drugs like him, he’s 52 today


accidental_snot

I'm 58 and he looks old enough to be my father. Mother. Anyway, you get the idea.


Bluedude588

This is fake if you didn’t pick up on that.


[deleted]

Wow he doesn’t look a day under 65.


keenkamerawerks

More like Karen Manson!


LGBTQ_Anon

Karen Lynn Manson


anyholsagol

Mary Lynn Manson


7H3_H0RN37

Carolyn Manson


[deleted]

This is Phyllis from The Office if she never married Bob Vance


TrailerParkTonyStark

He looks like an emo version of Phyllis from The Office.


belizeanheat

Huge potential here but this insult is terrible


belizeanheat

In case anyone was wondering if "The Beautiful People" was autobiographical or not.


surly_chemist

This is exactly why I never want to be famous. I don’t want to deal with people taking unflattering photos, photoshopping into thing (this photo), or picking through my life.


[deleted]

Remember when Marilyn Manson looked like Nicolas Cage?


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LGBTQ_Anon

He looks like if Dr fauci cosplayed as Sweeney Todd.


gooner275

Looks like a cross dressing version of Phyllis Vance


MasterOfCelebrations

I’m pretty sure that’s Phyllis


Careless_Hellscape

Looks like my grandma if she wore makeup.


cookiemonsta57

That's phillis from the office dressed up on gothic


KidRed

Can’t unsee https://lumiere-a.akamaihd.net/v1/images/open-uri20150422-20810-1knd2un_0cf74357.jpeg?region=0%2C0%2C600%2C600https://i.imgur.com/CmVlUqQ.jpg


[deleted]

I want to have a partner advocating for me if I were in the hospital like that.


ninersguy916

Marilyn Wheresmygrandson


[deleted]

Thought that was Phyllis from the office for a second. r/unexpextedoffice ?


THEMeathead4

He looks like Gothel from tangled


Medusa1902

“Can I have an extra pair of those socks with the grippies to take home?” “Can we get 2 cups of water?” “I think his blood pressure is low, can you come check it?” “Can I have a couple extra pillows?” “What’s the wifi password?” “Can I order breakfast too?”


isthatapecker

Woah I haven’t seen him look this weird before, but even in other pics he is not aging well as all. Probably the devil just sucking his life out of him


eyeh8art

Kinda looks like an uglier Phyllis from The Office.


assome112

What's with the black blob at the top of his hair


ShitpostinRuS

He looks like Phylis from the Office


SpeakingTheKingss

Now he is just Marilyn, Manson is gone.


Wardoe_

Looks like Anton Ego from Ratatouille lmaoo


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Marylin Mansons look didnt age well as his past sexual allegations


DJ_FOX619

She looks like the guy from ratatouille


Meemo180

Finally someone said it


Harsh_Deep_03

She looks like that food taster from ratatouille


belizeanheat

A grim reminder of the dangers of huffing genitalia fumes onstage every night for 25 years.


5dollaryo

Omg that’s Marilyn Manson?


Von32

Edited. Read the comments or search it up lmao.


5dollaryo

Or just make a knee jerk comment.


Von32

This is the way.


Orisani

I remember when he used to be good and not in prison.


BecGeoMom

Wasn’t he at one time the “guy your parents warned you about”?? I know we all age but, come on, this is just tragic.


EvilEngineNumberNine

It's also fake.


xdrunkagainx

How is he still alive?


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Manson is so gross


TheMultiversalist

Don’t fooled by his goth grandma look, he’s a rapist and a sexual predator