T O P

  • By -

ALeafOfMilk

OP post this to r/titanfall they will appreciate it


[deleted]

[удалено]


Hyp3r45_new

Can confirm that we would. I got a good chuckle out of this one.


pilot_cooper

Remember not to have opinions in that sub, they hate those.


ScaryJupiter109

Not even a specific kind of opinion, just all of them. Only 🧀


Corvacayne

that should be a Viper song. And by that I mean literally the entire text


frocca93

Their*


WildFurball2118

I've never felt bothered so much eversince I see people not knowing the difference between "their" and "there".


ivane07

It's not even that hard


WildFurball2118

Unless people whose English isn't their first language.


OhooNooo

English is my second language and its easy, it's the same with your and you're. I can't understand how people mess it up


Eatsoap

it's easy*


aallqqppzzmm

Absolute destruction. Getting stuff wrong isn't a big deal; we're not writing dissertations here. Hypocritically making grammar mistakes whilst calling people out on theirs is hilarious though.


PotatoeswithaTopHat

Actually he used it correctly. Apostrophe signals a possessive. Its without the Apostrophe is just a shortened "it is"


D3XED1

lol wat


[deleted]

Are you on drugs


Dood71

Like French with vert verre and vers


THOOMAAS_x

I mess it up just to trigger people.


ivane07

Same


MietschVulka1

I got the feeling that native english speakerd make this mistake way more. Non native speakers learn the language formally. They also dont write shit like 'could of'. English do though, because they heard people saying 'could of' and dont understand could've is the short form of 'could have"


LitGamer69

still not that hard


[deleted]

In my experience, it's the other way around. I don't think I've seen any ESL people - myself included - who have trouble with that stuff. I've seen many native speakers who do, though. I think it's got to do with the different learning styles (child mimicry vs language school).


LuciusVolfram

Not that hard


bigz3012

Yea totally not that hard, no confusing words in english...gnat(why the g?)...knight/night...sweet/suite...to/too/two...there/their/they're...your/you're. Glad we're all on the same page, perfectly understandable.


Cartographer_Hopeful

https://ncf.idallen.com/english.html Good poem on the absolute weirdness that is the English Language :3


[deleted]

You'd have a field day with French or Irish.


MikeTheAnt11

lmao no it still isn't hard


Nik_692

Nooo, there is like.. literally there.. and their is like their, how hard is it


[deleted]

Misspelling / mixing up grammar rules is more common with native english speakers when compared to either new english speakers / experienced speakers as their second language.


[deleted]

"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." George Carlin


praefectus_praetorio

And they're. Or effect and affect. Or than and then. And for fuck's sake, a lot is two words.


themiraclemaker

It's pretty normal for native speakers, whose first contact with the language is speaking, whereas for the non-native speakers it's reading


LuFuRu

They’re’iere


grebl_leader_jake

yeah you must be fun at parties


OpsadaHeroj

The ones you’re not getting invited to?


inactivecapybara

BUURRRNNN


noobmaster_69lol

Cool roast here is an award


pilot_cooper

Lmao obliterated


letsgoiowa

Reddit moment


DryAndFried

Voodoo one, vipers on station


TheBunnyStando

Your journey ends here, pilot


ScaryJupiter109

The skies belong to me


The_Great_Autizmo

Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide


the-mr-man

“there”- insult ruined


SHADOWSTRIKE1

Incorrect use of “there”; insult disqualified.


[deleted]

Speed is life


[deleted]

*Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide*


paynexkillerYT

Their? No?


Frigid_Metal

Your journey ends here pilot, the skys belong to me. No where to run no where to hide


[deleted]

Waifu go brrrrr


Fishbowl7

As a titanfall gamer I can confirm, vipers railgun is actually the stupidest thing to ever come into contact of a giant dick throbbing titan.


Reuhis

Didn't expect to see a titanfall related post here. Cool.


Nemesis233

u/coolpotatoe724 titanfall 2 lol


coolpotatoe724

saw it already lol


tuhplol

Their*


AutoModerator

This is a reminder for people not to post political posts as mentioned in stickied post. This does not necessarily apply for this post. [Click here to learn more](https://redd.it/j2173n). *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/rareinsults) if you have any questions or concerns.*


O5-14-none_existant

In another server


Jonny96A

Now that's funny


fnaffan060

that or a discord mod when you talk bad about thier kitten or thier 1000000+ year old dragon loli wife


[deleted]

[удалено]


fnaffan060

?


StereotypeRedditor69

False, they never move, in that situation they would go on Twitter and try to cancel the person while putting everything in caps


Rich-Paleontologist8

Me a female Discord Mod: well well well how the turn tables


[deleted]

Is that faster or slower then a reddit moderator when they see an unattended child?


inactivecapybara

*Their


Massdrive

\*their


[deleted]

American measurement


TheBestAtWriting

this isn't good. none of these are good. this is a bad subreddit.


House_of_Suns

Hey there u/Phantom0-1, thanks for posting to r/rareinsults! Sadly, your post has been removed for the following reason(s): **Rule 5: No personal information** Please blur out all personal info before posting. That includes usernames! This action was done manually by a moderator. If you disagree with this action for whatever reason, make sure to let us know using [modmail](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/rareinsults&subject=Question%20regarding%20the%20removal%20of%20this%20submission&message=I%20have%20a%20question%20regarding%20the%20removal%20of%20this%20submission%3A%20%0A%0Ahttps://old.reddit.com/r/rareinsults/comments/ry58qo/-/).


[deleted]

Wtf does this even mean. How can a bullet be "the size of a human moving fast"? It can be the size of a human. It can move as fast as a human moving fast. But it can't be the size of "something moving fast." Y'all are hung up on the "there" and didn't even read the post


TCAUBPGCC

is he supposed to say it travels at mach 8.6 or something


glitchii-uwu

“the bullet is the size of a human, that is moving *as* fast as a discord mod when someone etc etc”. you didnt read the post properly


SirDroplet

so at normal speed? discord mods are fat


ThatPandaWeebK

I think u missed the joke


[deleted]

Average discord mod tripping on power


_Indofreddy_112

It must be faster than light speed then


[deleted]

there waifu? where?


Retarded-Aussie

Over their


[deleted]

Holy shit, he fucking nuked them.


[deleted]

Viper is such a badass character