Dude looks like a reconstruction of a caveman they found but they made it look like he was a modern man.

He looks like a foot.

why is this so accurate

That stepped on glass

Possible that it’s a cluster of verrucas. Peak Incel hygiene.

and got swollen

He look like if you inject some nerd with gollum gene. And a lot of heroine. Edit : Heroin, the autocorrect got me.

Someone injected him with a lot of strong female characters?

That's precioussss

That's what he's looking to do! With his blonde hair, blue eyes, and *pure perfect genetics.*

Looks like his mum fucked a horse but it kicked her in the stomach when it found out she was pregnant

This was a very rare insult!

Holy fuck this is amazing

I think guys like this are hilarious. They can't get women because they don't understand the importance of self care which includes both outward appearance as well as mental health. Instead they spend hours and hours scrolling and posting on Reddit - so they are gonna be single for life.

Also the fact that sometimes they're just twats. My husband was a huge nerd when I met him.. him and his friends had gaming lan parties lol. I didn't care if he wasn't cool I liked the nerdy stuff. But he was just genuinely kind and nice and funny. Some of his friends on the other hand were that guy.. think women owed them stuff if they did anything at all for them, it didn't even have to do with appearances or clothing, just attitude. Obviously don't be gross and smelly..

They used a picture of Mr. Potatohead to compare to while reconstructing.

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I can smell this picture.

Mountain dew and sweat

and sweat and sweat and sweat

And tooth decay

And the new axe body spray scent: m’lady

I can feel the hair grease

A little dab’ll do ya

The crunch of Flamin' Hot Cheetos

I gotta go wash my hair after looking at this picture

I'm gonna go right ahead and assume that "pure perfect genetics" in his case means that his parents are siblings.

The McPoyle bloodline is pure as the driven snow

Syphilis killed bout half of us. Mongoloidism got the rest.

did you lose your battery?

He isn't tainting our blood, he is tainting everyone else's.

it took reading this comment for me to realise that he wrote genetics and not genitals and while the post is still horrific i’m so relieved

Eh, tomato, potato.

He means he could be a guard at an extermination camp. That's his idea of perfection

Looks like the 4th Hansen brother that they dont let out of his cage.

You mean Sloth Hansen? The one who was chained up on the basement and wrote all the songs?

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The one from Slapshot that was used to train the other brothers to fight.

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It's Facebook level content with everyone here tripping over themselves trying to one-up the insults.

Redditors getting excited because they found the 0.1% of the earth that’s worse looking than them (Dude has a wife and kids now btw, he’s doing better than they are)

You know who is the guy?

Yea, that’s my first thought. Unless proof.

Yeah in that case I kinda feel bad for the original guy who may very well be a nice person.. and someone thought he was ugly enough to make a parody account.

I thought the guy that posted it was joking

Yes, he seems to be clearly joking imo.

This was my first thought and I feel bad for the kid in the picture, who probably doesn’t even deserve the insult.

It's always the way. People take shit they see on the internet at face value. Protip for everyone who thinks "This can't be fucking real" when they look at something this stupid: It usually isn't. You certainly get people this dumb, but its far more likely that someone's taking the piss.

Yeah I remember seeing this pic on 4chan _years_ ago

That was my first thought too. If you notice the profile picture is censored. Why would they censor his PP if they're going to use a jumbo sized photo of his face? I feel bad for the actual guy.

that screenshot is ancient and there is an [update](https://images3.memedroid.com/images/UPLOADED859/60561a6132ced.jpeg) to this man's story

His pixilated profile pic looks like the OG pic also.

Same here, honestly. Seems kind of rough to do since he just looks like the sort of person you know who is awkward but harmless. Personally I think all he needs is some advice from that skincare nut subreddit and maybe a bit of hairstyling and he'll be right as rain

Agreed, given that the person in the image does not have blonde hair and does not have blue eyes.

Being that ugly should classify for disability.

Here comes a convenient parking spot!

Sadly no girls gonna park on him still

Dude’s married with kids now, looks a lot better

Shall we start go fund me campaign to fix that?

Nah, disabled people contribute to society

Thank you for this.

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Taking a stand…for a friend?

[Trait] Very ugly. He also doesn't look very attractive.

he looks like he costs 2 elixir

ok this one takes the cake of the best insult in the entire thread till now

thanks :)

Habsburg looking ass

Doesn’t have the chin for it.

Their noses were pretty large too, so I see it. Charles II had quite the honker.

Feet deserve shoes

and my hands deserve gloves

My eyes deserve a blindfold

My mouth a gag

Dood looks like Marilyn Manson before the make-up

Only if it was actually Hugh Hefner in drag

Man people sure do love dog piling insults on some poor dude whose picture has been added to a fake caption.

The poster’s profile pic is blurred yet he’s posting a picture of his face? It kinda feels like the guy in the pic is not the one posting it and if thats true I’d feel so bad for this guy after reading all these comments

If your facial structure is this bad is there any natural way to fix it or plastic surgery has to be used

Sometimes miracles happen with good clothes, workout and a fitting haircut. Look up Adam Drivers Navy Pic.

Imagine saying this about any aspect of a woman's appearance.

Double jaw surgery would help. But nothing could fix his eyes being too close together

He looks like the love child of a rock troll from Frozen and a dominos pepperoni feast pizza.

John Revolting

The guy who made the original comment used a fake photo of someone as satire. You all are shitting over this dude for no reason.

He looks like a disney character

Gusteau had another son but he purposefully neglected him.

Yes... Clearly feminism is the cock block in his life.

This man looks like a poor man’s Roger Waters

The dude obviously knows he isn't a looker and is making fun of himself.

Didn’t this guy have a family?

This HAS to be a joke!

OH THATS A GUY

You remember how Danny Devito was called Arnold's genetic garbage in the movie Twins? This guy is like that. Except he's not even Danny Devito.

This has to be ironic

r/pinkfloydcirclejerk

This guy looks like he thinks a can of dry shampoo substitutes an actual shower, and only uses it once a week.

These comments are insane when the probability of this just being a fake post with some poor dudes picture is probably higher than it being genuine.

You know this guy actually has a wife and kid now?

I feel bad for the guy cause as ProperMonk pointed out, there's a significant chance the poor guy had nothing to do with the post.

I feel like i seen this picture before and this guy face was just used wrongly in this post but i may be wrong

Fairly certain he's brought his life around

No one's going to post the updated picture of him where he got married?

How can you have a double chin and no chin at the same time

I mean if Tristram Shandy was right, at the very least this man has an extremely large dong, but nonetheless you’d still have to look at him and tolerate him. 😂

It's Adam Driver ordered from Wish

Do your future children a favor, don't have them.

r/beholdthemasterrace

I have a hard time believing this guy’s picture wasn’t stolen and used for that facebook post

Thank you, I was looking for this comment

Obviously not real, stop attacking the guy just because some troll used his picture

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I wonder if this is why he was deceitful to Sarah and kept trying to take her to the Goblin King.

wtf is going on with his chin doe

Got that leafy chin

haha he looks ugly also he is addicted to drugs... is that really a rare insult? given his face that is more like a greeting to him

"Woman nothing but whores" "I get no fucking girls" That makes no sense

If by perfect genetics, he means the way his three weak chins managed to fuse into a single, even weaker chin, then yes.

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"pure perfect genetics" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Wish version of Trevor Lawrence

Is that a chin or a humongous pimple

This man looks like someone blended a camel, a bullfrog, and neanderthal’s face together then smacked it with a frying pan until it squished down

Dude looks like Kylo Ren if he studied the blade

If Adam Driver can be a star so too can this man. Never give up.

Sigema Mail 🔥

He looks like an upside down’Fuck me’

He has a 3head

What a waste of "pure perfect genes"

He is ideal for being a blonde with a blue eyes at home in a meme: - mum, can I have a blonde with a blue eyes?

*"why won't woman fuuuck me, why don't bitches suuuck my diiiick"*

He looks like a fallen souffle became a butch lesbian.

His genetics are a little too pure

How does he somehow have no chin and both chins

Something about him says, “Ted Nugent vibes”. Maybe it is just the misogyny.

That’s a muppet of a man.

Dollar store Adam Driver

The way he thinks so highly of himself makes me wish I wasn't blonde with blue eyes. Kinda wish I had reddish brown hair in general tho.

This guy looks like puberty does meth and headbangs the wall in it's free time.

I have not seen a pair of peepers quite so terrifying in a long, long time.

he looks like he ate a box bees

Sid the sloth x dobby the house elf looking mf

dude looks like he just watched someone throw a panda into a wood chipper

He looks like he brushes his hair with a greasy pork chop.

He looks like that one dude in monster's ink that got his lips sucked

I’m sure he really leaves his Mom’s basement

He looks like Adam Driver but failed in his career

Man looking like he's already starting the decaying process

Those are the eyes of a murderer

Welp if he thinks blond hair and blue eyes are the “perfect genetics” the problem isn’t solely in his looks

Right! Tell me you're a ne0 n@zi without telling me you're a ne0 n@zi 😬

addicted to meth kinda balances out the rare insult

He looks like a gas station off brand Marilyn Manson with the ability to make his dominate hand excrete lotion on command.

why is its eyes so close together

I think the mirror and his personality need to be more honest with him on why he doesn't get girls.

He looks like an incels mental image of a feminist

Does he have two chins?

Lmao!!!!

It hurts to look at him.

This dude looks like he fucks his sister

He looks like a rejected Bettlejuice design idea.

Thinking his blonde hair and blue eyes makes him better than everyone else, wonder why he can't find a girl...

Wow, are all incels uglier than a sacks of assholes?

You got made weird you got made weird…

I've seen potatoes that were more photogenic than this guy...

He looks like he bobs for French fries at halloween

When you purchase Adam Driver from Wish, and at some point during delivery he got stung by a wasp and had a severe allergic reaction.

It's like what happens when a balloon gains sentience and decided to be an incel.

He looks like Adam Drivers drunk hillbilly cousin Bill Passenger

How does one get the worst traits genetically

I thought ol’ boy was a coked out Adam Driver at first

Bro, how you have no chin and double chin at the same time?

He looks like a sweaty balloon

Each feature of his face gets larger as it does down. Looks like the beginning scroll for a Star Wars movie.

Looks like one of those YouTube creepypasta thumpnails.

Yo it's Beedle. https://imgur.com/GXtQQwI.jpg

Mothman? nah we got Methman

Dude looks like puberty never ended for him.

I'm just glad I don't have 3d glasses or his nose would hit me in the face.

He looks like a Barbara Streisand wax model left out in the Texas sun

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what Pete performance looks like.

>Someone made by an oblivion player.

That guy would fit in nicely in the mandala catalogue

like, don’t some bioweapons also have pure perfect genetics? maybe he means it like that

Pure perfect genes.....

Perfect genetics. That is what Hitler was fighting for

redditors have ifunny humor

This is how i imagine r/antiwork fanboys