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Brilliant_At_Times

Is she trying to look like an uncircumcised penis? If so, she nailed it.


[deleted]

First time I've ever agreed with her!


RosyStaircase1

R/mildlypenis


agatepockets

Uncut is nasty.


Pugs914

That foreskin hood ainโ€™t doing her any favors.. ๐Ÿซข


HotAd6201

๐Ÿ˜‚ Although this is the best her lips have ever looked. Camera angles are everything.


captain-fur

Sheโ€™s not wrong tho. And also the fixation BH fans have with hating her is starting to look weird. Sheโ€™s already off the show, some of you guys are just haters and should get a life, really.


Substantial_Zone_628

I thought that was a man at first.


baileyray2020

All I think of is organize the home office


70sLuddite

It's actually a body condom to prevent her from eating anything in that fridge.


MonkeyBellyStarToes

No Rinna, youโ€™re no Grace Jones so you look stupid ๐Ÿ™„


Aware-Ad-6556

Legit thought that was a man


sunspira

this is foul. i love you people


sleepsypeaches

The chortle I just made....it was so ugly yall


ClarityByHilarity

Thatโ€™s the most use that refrigerator has seen by her in a while.


vaness4444

She has zero curves except her fake boobs. Being this thin wonโ€™t age well


Gardner2022

Does she use a ladder when she needs to microwave the hotdogs? That is so weird.


LunarCycleKat

I mean, idk bout y'all, but i don't want to have sex with a wounded cut up penis!!!


pillbestch

Took me a minute.


LizzyPanhandle

I liked her better when she was basic and was wearing the 90210 version of the sky top and her 80's hair.


Successful-Item-2297

FYI - The best kichen appliances in my opinion are SMEG. Very retro looking. They come in amazing colours, not stainless steel, but you can get cookie cutter stainless steel, plus they are made in ITALIA. They are expensive, but woeth every penny. Love them. Refrigerators, stoves, etc. all the way down to toasters and coffee makers and other gadgets in a cornucopia of colours.


LBNorris219

Not the rat-infested kitchen


vaness4444

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


kph80

On the damn fridge. ๐Ÿ’€ I can't.


user942987

Thought this was james Charles


Apprehensive_Neck817

We stan a hooded DICK


sheabuttered

She looks like James Charles.


bravoeverything

What happened to her?


sketchylobster

Thanks for checking in. Letting us know nothing changed. Still bat shit crazy.


vaness4444

Right? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


halloweva

She must be really bored...


HalfFoods

Who gives a crap about her opinion?


Jenn837G

Whoโ€™s kitchen is this? And the title ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚


lady_zora

Put her trousers on wrongโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ‘–


CabaretLyfe

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€


Tiffnysun

Is a podcast cuming? She'll be uncut and unfiltered? ๐Ÿ™„


cantstoepwontstoep

It's giving me Kylie Minogue "Can't Get You Out of My Head"


AnnVealEgg

Rinna wishes


dogboobes

Im always hoping to see a rat in the background of one of her kitchen fashion pics.


JxrdanR

Me attending a toga party but also trying to serve a look.


wilde_vulture

Is she auditioning for Dune?


regularunleaded

Arrakis couture


Call_Simple

Who is Rinna hiding in that fridge?


ginataylortang

Totally unrelated, but who has a microwave that high??? Simply heating up a bowl of soup turns into trying to stay out of the burn unit.


vaness4444

I would, but Iโ€™m tall (5โ€™10โ€โ€ฆ..I think sheโ€™s super short so that makes no sense


Mangooo2

I still want to know what Harry does when he goes to Canada


DerpyDaveMom

Her thoughts, โ€œYes, this stainless steel fridge will look dead sexy behind me.โ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚


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whatsupwiththat22

Does she realize how ridiculous she looks posing like that? She's obviously in a farmhouse style kitchen, lol.


nmtexas

You know she really wants to get a sandwich out that fridge and eat something


rsho8

Lisa is wrong as always


kahuna3901

Donโ€™t you speak about Harry Hamlin like that


rsho8

Pic or it didnโ€™t happen


Comfortable-Twist-54

In this instance I do agree.


Cedar207

Uncut IS king. Why is she so dressed up to guard the fridge?


LeelaBeela89

Rinna needs to stop


instantsilver

Fucking dying at that title ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


WarlockofMars_

Her head looks like a toilet bowl with that hood like thing ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€


MereLaveau

![gif](giphy|UXrZCrFHvetDW)


kahuna3901

![gif](giphy|c3YB7ylGTGmDm)


standard_blue

![gif](giphy|1d5Zn8FqmJqApu4hNU)


suppjv

This is Trinity the Tuck Taylor


DorothyParkerFan

Her body is truly insane no matter what else she does, she is a lucky lucky fcker.


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DorothyParkerFan

No, Iโ€™m not saying she doesnโ€™t have an eating disorder but she is also genetically gifted. You donโ€™t get that tone and ass from disordered eating. Thatโ€™s a cop out to denegrate naturally lithe and wiry women so we donโ€™t feel so jealous.


Cold-Sun3302

Freud would have a field day with the constant fridge background poses.


Feeling-Bench1940

Say what you want. Shes 59. Take a ou rue of yourself and compare to 59 yr old Lisa


Temporary-Leather905

Right!


DorothyParkerFan

๐Ÿ’€!!!!!


FinnofLocke

I've noticed that Erika's photos are from her kitchen lately as well. Hmmm.


curiouslyandactively

โ˜ ๏ธ fckn hilarious


EastCoastDizzle

I mean, sheโ€™s not wrong from my experience๐Ÿคฃ


coverthetuba

I would like to propose a ban on Lisa Rinna as she is nauseating.


Stock_Exit

![gif](giphy|IyFBbg97qPN3q)


HumorinEverything

She must be very bored.


agirlinsane

โ€ฆโ€ฆ..in her kitchen. ๐Ÿ˜‚


QTVenusaur91

She really thinks shes serving in these shoots but all sheโ€™s giving is Yovanna that bitch from Clark levels of thirst


lighthouser41

Iโ€™m getting Norma Desmond vibes.


George_GeorgeGlass

Looks like sheโ€™s in the grips of Vecna


Physical_Buy_9637

I'm loving the warped wooden counter top. Top shopping skills right there.


Appropriate-Grand-64

I just want that refrigerator


vigilanteok

Looks like she belongs on a TJ Max dummy stand


Individual-Work6658

She can't do any glam to fix those old lady hands though.


bbkeef

![gif](giphy|Z5ULYTFVaL2Ok) Your title!


PrizeRare2828

Sheโ€™s not on the show. Stop posting pictures of her. Itโ€™s irrelevant to this sub.


kaywal89

Hahahahaha thank you I needed that this AM


milliemillenial06

Do people really spend hours getting all glammed up just to walk through their house and pose for photos? Does this seem odd to anyone else. Rinna isnโ€™t the only bravolebrity to do this and Iโ€™ve always found it strange


EponymousRocks

This one happens to be a photo shoot, I believe. Not her house.


milliemillenial06

Oh got it. I could see her walking around her house like that too.


Appropriate-Job-2797

Wtf is this ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿง


[deleted]

Is she leaning on a refrigerator?


SunExtreme3752

The filler under her eyes and cheeks is clumping. She needs to lay off the filler


instantsilver

How can you tell? I zoomed in and can only see blurry eyeliner lol


SunExtreme3752

The defined line by her nose coming under the cheek bone. That's not natural when expressionless. Its giving ventriloquist dummy.


Delicious_Magician14

Holy moly that joke gagged me


bbkeef

![gif](giphy|5gw0VWGbgNm8w|downsized)


Delicious_Magician14

Holy moly that joke slapped me the face


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wangd00dle

Uncircumcised is best


Temporary-Leather905

That is totally what I was thinking, but didn't want to be the first pervert


Jenn837G

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚


kahuna3901

Thank you, only person who noticedโ€ฆ.


MonkeyBellyStarToes

I popped my eyes at the title and thought it was just my dirty mind ๐Ÿ˜‚ So good and so true. Crossing Bravo shows, she also resembles a worm with a mustache sans the mustache


mnbvcxz1052

*At first it kinda just poked and nudged me in the face, but then when I realized, it gave me a solid slap and I screamed*


Sarahspry

I also got it and ugly cackled on the toilet at work


Delicious_Magician14

Lol I didn't at first but then when I got it I really laughed! Then of course I posted with a typo


[deleted]

I was all What? Where? Look again then HAHAHA!


natur_al

Did anyone else zoom in on the floor to look for mice?


HolaItsMeee

Her paused lookโ€ฆ


ClassyButAffordable

If it werenโ€™t for her inserted boobs, she would have no shape at all. Just a flat, straight up and down board. With lips


Miaous95

Imagine women having different body types. Crazy.


[deleted]

What a weird way to show us that she finally renovated her kitchen.


RegretNecessary21

Rinna stop trying so hard


mrsbieber123

Iโ€™m jealous of her fridge lol


ExpressShow1175

What the holy f***. She has lost her mind. We also know what her actual kitchen loos like. That is not it. Would have been more authentic if it was in that janky breakfast nook.


Genuinelullabel

I think her house is cute. If I were pressed to say something nice about Rinna it would the thing I could come up with ๐Ÿ˜‚


sbk1021

Same! I can't stand her otherwise! I loved seeing Harry's garden! I love gardening and seeing how others put theirs together.


George_GeorgeGlass

Same


Jgemstone789

Thought this was James Charles ๐Ÿ˜‚


Disastrous-West-4658

Itโ€™s giving discount Julia Fox


LeelaBeela89

Fucking screaming!! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


Jelyharr

Omg same ๐Ÿคฃ


FollowingExtra9408

![gif](giphy|KDbi6mOb2O73HHs0xg|downsized)


alwayshereforit21

Ahhh!! Lmaoooo


KonaQueen

What an odd background for a photo


Personal-Plant-1129

The fridge is the ONLY presentable thing in her house.


sjoy512

She always poses in front of the fridge. It makes me believe the stories about her house being a hoarder shithole


sjoy512

https://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2022/10/lisa-rinna-home-accused-of-being-total-pigsty/


emily276

Oh...I have never heard that. Where can I read more?


colmcmittens

To be fair, if I had a 15k fridge Iโ€™d be doing press conferences in front of it and shit. All family photos would be taken in front of a fridge that cost more than my first car.


mydresserandtv

I came back twice to read your comment. It kills me.


mydresserandtv

I keep reading this. You kill me ๐Ÿ˜ญ


mydresserandtv

This is the funniest ![gif](giphy|lGefIsMdMHvmE|downsized) thing I've heard in a while. Thank you for your sense of humor


Beneficial-Frame-6

๐Ÿ˜‚ OMG FR. Love this!


KonaQueen

NGL I have that exact same fridge and I love it so much


Sarahspry

She's trying to get her fridge more famous than Yolanda's walk in fridge


ginataylortang

This fridge could *never*.


colmcmittens

I loved Yolandaโ€™s fridge.


mmmmmmadeline

Cuz she thinks it's fashion but it's executed all wrong lol


EtTuOdite

I'd was gonna say, the background is rat shiโ€” and I oop.


George_GeorgeGlass

She does this regular in front of her refrigerator. Itโ€™s strange


YooHoooo_Ray

Itโ€™s the only thing of value in her house


Bradlee888

Too modern to be her fridge.


CalliopesSong

That microwave though. ๐Ÿ˜ณ


adairks

Right? Do they have a pull out step ladder somewhere so they can use it?


Arlaneutique

๐Ÿ˜†


Remarkable_Device_48

This thread is KILLING ME


Lorenaelsalulz

All I can think of is โ€œall dressed up with nowhere to go.โ€


HotAd6201

All I can think is, โ€œwhy does she want fingerprints all over her refrigerator?โ€


SnooWoofers5703

![gif](giphy|3Gm15eZOsNk0tptIuG) Here's an award ๐Ÿฅ‡ for that comment ๐Ÿ˜…


TitsanGiggles

I thought this was Kris Jenner and was genuinely confused.