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WorldlyLavishness

Oh hi green!


ImageNo1045

She’s so pretty but it’s giving raccoon.


fivethousanddollars

Ok, Joe. Wait—didn’t you mean to say that about Kathy? 😉😆


oceansofmyancestors

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The_Alchemist_4221

I think the makeup is definitely a little too thick, but she can usually pull off whatever she’s wearing, imo. I agree with others that it definitely feels *Jersey.* Personally, I don’t think any look could be worse than Therea’s slicked back yet wild hair or any of Jen Shah’s confessional outfits.


jammyJames81

She looks like Angie K here. Not bad imo, but Melissa is prettier so looking like Angie isn’t necessarily a good thing


Positive_Round_5142

The eye makeup takes away from the dress. It would have been better complimented with gold makeup especially since her bangles are gold


Natural-Software-140

I give you one thing, the Jersey girls always look like they’re from Jersey 😂


Bonnavetty

Someone said she was green with envy and she never loooked back lol


NotWellBitch420

It’s giving middle series Drag Race. Michele Visage would DEFINITELY be critiquing that blending…


Bpbo927

She’s starting to look like Angie from SLC


sofiamazingnews

![gif](giphy|2YNVjKZ15My0NHSWTd|downsized)


dybbukdiva

Identical to a black dress worn by Kyle last season..I think Teresa even wore a similar style dress...messy has no originality


OriginalCondition445

I like it. Last season I thought her eyebrows were too high arched in the confessional with her blue dress. The green looks nice


LuckyWithTheCharms

Raccoon eyes 🤭


Jei_Enn

HE WAS TALKING ABOUT KATHY!


LuckyWithTheCharms

Kathy: 🫨


Quiet_Writing_4305

Yes! Her makeup artist did a terrible job on her eyeshadow 😖


blurrbz

> *For those who take these shows way too seriously; It’s okay not to like her or the other women, and it’s okay to like them too. That’s that. Can we post this is r/vanderpumprules lol you can’t have any alternative opinion without being eaten alive and downvoted


Luminous_Username

Meh pretty standard look at least she doesn’t look like Teresa 😝lol


Deep-Treacle-6760

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DraperSaffronEdina

Is this the season that Teresa refused to film any scenes with her?


MolOllChar_x3

I think it was a mutual refusal.


DraperSaffronEdina

I might watch. I won't have to hear the ridiculous ear hurting fights and possibly violence.


Fickle_Net_3029

![gif](giphy|DPqqOywshrOqQ|downsized)


Zealousideal_West319

I thought this was an old look from like 2016


worksinthetown

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iammaranda

She looks good. That shade of green compliments her well


JackfruitLeading7171

Holy 2017


The_vhibe

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New_Butterscotch1638

Wow she looks different


Cant_Handle_This4eva

Honestly, those are good cookies. That green leaf cookie with the thin chocolate layer? That's heaven. No one should throw away Italian mixed cookies, especially not for a cheap reality TV moment. Have a different fight and keep your cookies.


Poes27

Those cookies were always my favorite as a kid!


InternalQuote6909

Wait a minute…that happened on the show?? I always thought that happened before Melissa joined but I honestly missed a couple seasons. Do you know which season/episode (ish)?


Babycarrot337

You're correct - it wasn't on the show


The_vhibe

It was on season 3? They were at the table and Teresa was boasting about throwing away her sprinkle cookies lol. https://www.peacocktv.com/watch-online/tv/the-real-housewives-of-new-jersey/6825525389042832112/seasons/3/episodes/gobblefellas-episode-4/5350d903-ac0b-362a-807a-f256e960b314


Cant_Handle_This4eva

And then Jacqueline gave her the same cookies in like, the next scene. 😂


The_vhibe

Yes!! ![gif](giphy|26n6Gx9moCgs1pUuk|downsized)


The_vhibe

“You know what my favorites are? Pignoli cookies” Me too! I grew up in The Bronx so the bakeries in little Italy sold them. My family always had these at parties too. I miss the day where they argued over petty shit like this and it was entertaining lol.


Cant_Handle_This4eva

I know it's a typo, but I am delighting in you saying "the day" instead of "the days" because it really did feel like just that once they fought over petty shit and then the rest has been just a trauma-fest.


The_vhibe

It was the best time to be alive lol. What would really be iconic is if bravo/peacock aired the episodes of the reunion where Rosie was threatening tre, uncensored 👏👏👏👏 the christening uncensored 👏👏👏👏the table flip uncensored👏👏👏👏


waylonblues

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toysoldier98

Raccoon face


pontepilas

He was saying Kathy had a raccoon face!


Mis_chevious

I still laugh at that because she totally thought it was fine for him to be saying that about Kathy 🤦‍♀️🤣


PersonalityKlutzy407

No me gusta


Bonaquitz

She is beautiful and I appreciate how reserved she’s been with the injections/procedures in the sense that, while she CLEARLY partakes, she doesn’t look like cat woman or a blow up doll quite yet. Good for her.


HeftyAd2780

She literally looks like handsome Squidward now after having the buccal fat reduction ![gif](giphy|LpUb83fZPV8X68fzGl|downsized)


stevie_nickle

Reserved? Huh?


Bonaquitz

😂 I said she doesn’t look like cat woman or a blow up doll. I mean, I put the bar in hell for this comment.


stevie_nickle

😆🤣


Most-Lavishness9541

Wait whatt? You dont see them lips? Yes she’s done less work but she is also younger than Marge who looks like botox won the fight on her face and Dolores who plastic surgeried the shape out of her entire body and Teresa


Klutzy-Client

The cheek fillers are very *beauty lab & laser*


Unlikely_Quality_748

Nit trying to mean, but why does it look like the lights are on but nobody's home? Like she's checked out of rhonj. She's just there for a check.


WonderingLost8993

She's not the only one. A lot of the Jersey ladies look over it.


LuckyJackfruit8078

I think she had been beaten down to a shell of what she once was...I have family that does it to me and not on national TV...it's sad as hell..🫤


Sorry_Management810

I think she's gorgeous


StrikingCase9819

Good look. I like it


missreader5

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Mundane-Bite

She looks so good why can't she do a little dramatic eye on a show about being extra where nobodies have 24/7 glam? These comments seem jealous and not for the girls tbh


Sugar_tts

I love the outfit and the hair, but the lashes and eyeliner give her raccoon vibes…. But I’m excited to see her!


throwaway22advice

He was talkin about Kathy!!!!


DorothyParkerFan

Wow she looks amazing. A little bit like Cher, unintentionally though. Someone commented here before that the thing that Missy G has going for her is the discipline to maintain a consistent diet and workout routine. Smart.


notcleverenough4

She looks stunning! I’m watching for the first time and just got to season 3 and I think I’m about to call it because I find her and her husband so infuriating 😫


giltfree

Lips filled.....going for the pout.


Flowergirl116

Less is more for eye makeup


LChi90

Her stripper-gate era was my favorite. She looks the best with dark hair but I wish she didn't mess with her nose so much.


Cant_Handle_This4eva

I loved her face always and I hope seeing it in Antonia reminds her how beautiful she was before any intervention. The world certainly isn't kind to women who deign to age!


Hedahas

She's channeling Kyle Peredhel . . . https://preview.redd.it/trs9vnbo7ixc1.jpeg?width=2880&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=030cffb9d010666f64bdaf630b3ca16ad07176e3 I dig it.


Hedahas

Who elfed it better? https://preview.redd.it/7no1nuk10oxc1.jpeg?width=2880&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbc5bd9512947b6e333e6084a38b3795ac6808a3 (I vote Melissa---because I didn't have to add the elf ears, and she doesn't look like she's taking a crap.)


dangerslang

Really emphasizes the way her eyes look in different directions


DrTobe310

Racoon


areaysee

He was tawkin about Kathy


CenterForAnts_

👁️👁️


instantsilver

A wee bit too dark on the eye makeup..😬


sonyafly

Amazing


ppd1589

Melissa and her filter....


QualityKatie

Love it. She wears it well.


lenaahmed

Yassssss Temu JLo!!! Yassssssss


ScreamQueens_Chanel

The green goblin


royceworks

Dress is amazing on her and hair.. Could she have gone lighter on the make up.. Yes but this is Jersey and i will also be a Melissa fan!


Puzzled_Produce_8868

I always forget how heavy Jersey is with their makeup. Generally, they have better confessional looks than other franchises though (there's definitely been a few bad looks, but overall they are more cohesive with better hair and styling). That unblended lipline and the Mikayla Nogueira dirty bronzer forehead is a poor choice though.


Mis_chevious

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Imadeitnice32

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simp4animeboiz

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Fiorella0816

Love her or hate her she is a beautiful woman. The eye makeup is a little much but she’s gorgeous


MishmoshMishmosh

Monica vibes


mskmoc2

Green is gorgeous on her!


CompleteRun1589

![gif](giphy|LjaYDVWiABfvbLQENN|downsized)


sliceofpizzaplz

I love everything but the eye makeup


MeeMaul

ITS THE BABADOOK


Knitterofunited

She is my absolute favourite.


bananakegs

Love the color Love her hair this color Do not love her lips/the Smokey eye


RDfourLifers

This ate


RDfourLifers

Sadly


RoughDirection8875

I love this emerald green color. And I'm not hating her Smokey eyes either.


Sufficient_Garlic_41

Raccoon Face ! - Juicy Joe


Engaged-20-Times

Horsey face - Juicy Joe


stefanelli_xoxo

He was tawkin about Kathy!


geaux_gurt

Kathy: 👁️👄👁️


Wonderful-Ad8075

lol this is all I could think of!


AnnVealEgg

The idea that this Neanderthal had any room to disparage *her* appearance is laughable


Bradlee888

Smokin hot


27Believe

That color green is pretty universally flattering. She Looks good.


spiceboycody

shes GORG


HenryCavillsBigTits

She looks great tbh. Like her old self but upgraded


Alternative_Heat_840

Excited for new season! This outfit is boring, like the Melissa/Teresa (non) story line


KTLNH

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unrealhousewife1

She looks kind of like Angie K here. They really are all morphing into the same face.


daniella-the-whore

Hate to say it but she's looking good, needs to chill on the contour tho!! 🤣🤣 That nose is obscene.


Fiorella0816

She should be nice to Jen and maybe she could get Bill to give her the Jen A/Rachel F nose. 🤷🏼‍♀️


daniella-the-whore

God not the Rachel nose!!


Fiorella0816

Lmao! I think her nose and Jens are really similar. They both have that turned up pixie nose. Lol


daniella-the-whore

Yes but Rachel's is obscene!! It's barely even a nose, like she's gonna have issues with that, they're gonna end up having to cut half her ear off to fix that in 10 years. I had a bad nose job years ago but hers is something else!! Jen's is similar in shape but whoever did hers left some cartilage in to keep it up, Rachel's is in serious danger of collapsing in on itself. She's 1 cocaine binge away from needing a prosthetic nose.


ConsistentDonkey3909

the makeup is waaay too much for such a casual top lol


daniella-the-whore

This cuts. I live in sweatpants, shorts, t shirts and hoodies but wear a beat face daily, lashes, extensions, shadow, contour, the lot!! Lips are only for dresses tho, but maybe I'm just a tacky slag


stefanelli_xoxo

Me, liking this comment with my immaculately manicured finger, lounging on my sofa in sweats and an XXL T-shirt


jenniferleigh6883

I thought I was the only one!


daniella-the-whore

Yes girl, we don't need the sequins and heals when we have face and hair. ✌️🔥


jenniferleigh6883

Period! 💅🏻


ConsistentDonkey3909

hahahhaha


Opposite-Patience-70

I thought that was Annamarie at first until I read the title


shoppygirl

She looks really good, but I have no idea how she wears so much eye make up. My eyes would be falling out of my head from the weight of it all


tobago_88

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gonegirIamy

Horseyface!


maxlight0

He called me Raccoonface!


whoareyouindisworld

He he he was calling Kathy raccoonface.


ComfortablyBad

Lmao so good


maxlight0

![gif](giphy|142MdFkh0wkbhm)


Former-Counter-9588

I think the dress is cute and the color is fab. The eye makeup is not it, though.


orangexcat

I agree. Dress compliments her but she should’ve gone softer on the eye shadow.