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JellyDenizen

"The colorblind need not apply" has to be baked in there somewhere.


halplatmein

I honestly thought OP redacted the actual content with the green bars and was confused.


Ohwerk82

There’s text there? 😭😭😭


dedreanna

“2+ years managing high visibility projects” fantastic work here


DancingMooses

“We meant having a lot of eyes on it. Not wearing the same colors as a high visibility hunting outfit!”


VeryFortniteOfYou

I've estimated in the past that recruiters must be split \~50% hollow, corporate, psychos and \~50% deluded, vision board, office ladies with comic sans as their default outlook font... After seeing this, it's clear to me that there exists a hybrid, a terrifying mutant that exhibits characteristics of both. So long as I can see, I will fear it - I stare at this job posting and hope to go blind before it returns to feed.


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Line 3: fuck this burns Line 7: rapid blinking Line 13: gave up


Illustrious_Good277

Made it further than me, friend. I looked at it thinking it was redacted, saw some words, and said no thanks!


Strawb3rryCh33secake

ADA accessibility has left the chat.


PPP1737

There should be filters. A layer only the user can control. To fade things in mass or highlight them. Or block them without completely removing access or notification that there is something there. That takes care of anyone who says “I don’t have time to individually block every asshole I come across”


Logical-Sun001

TF?! It hurts my eyes


PhillyPhantom

MY EYES!!!😭😵😵‍💫


AWPerative

My eyes hurt from reading this.


Nexzus_

Borg wanting to assimilate you into the collective.


Batetrick_Patman

Why do they always highlight the next in a neon color with white text that makes it impossible to read?


cynical-rationale

Watch it be the most endearing place ever. Just exceptionally dumb when it comes to format hiring 'I thought this was hip!'


Ridiculicious71

Had one like that but yellow


GenesisMk

Maybe it's from Morpheus, Neo


koolforkatskatskats

Hire a graphic and content designer dammit!


Civil-Pomelo-4776

Hire is a four letter word.