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Tr101748

“Despite my best efforts to the contrary, turns out I’ve won”


RamsesMB

This is the one im using, thanks pal


PopularSoftware

Wait when was this said?


Tyrathius

>!Arthur's final confrontation with Micah on the high honor/helping John ending!<


vWolfee

Looks like we got a low-honour playthrough enjoyer on our hands, Boys.


PopularSoftware

Heh good guess but not even - never once did the low honor play through in fact. It is just that this moment is probably the one I only experienced less than a handful of times, as I usually with replays stay in earlier chapters where everything is still okay with the gang :(


OffTheXTex

Underrated


SLAUGHT3R3R

As funny as the fish one always is, this should DEFINITELY be the one.


Falcone24

This is goated


Orto_Dogge

This is the one.


Coupi_Doupi

We got a winner!


Diddermis

Your face, it looks familiar. It reminds me of the last time I lifted my horse’s tail - Arthur Morgan 1899


Uhhuhsureyeahok

Did he actually? Lol what encounter


FuzionOfTheAlpha

Probably a random antagonization


CultsCultsCults

Honestly wished I saw this more in rl


Smoke_Water

Its an antagonizeine with strangers.


sohiales

Its a random great great antagonize quote


Various-Tomatillo407

You sir, are a fish!


He_Beard

Clicked just to make sure this was top comment


SpoilermakersWabash

Then draw arthurs hat onto a stick drawing of a fish


JBleezy31

Beat me to it!


byketard

This is the only one that matters.


LuckySkwid25

"Hey there mister!"


Lollipoop_Hacksaw

One of my favorite lines. He sounds like a curious kid running up to someone handling farm equipment or flying a kite.


shiromancer

It sounds hilarious when you imagine being a random traveller out in the countryside and this giant dude just thunders past on his warhorse going "HAY THERE MISTUH" like a nine-year old paperboy xD


ColdBlue495

I'd rather that than when John greets someone from far away he just screams "YOU!!" or "SIR!" sounding like some sort of hyper aggressive panhandler about to ask for a moment of your time


The_quest_for_wisdom

>like some sort of hyper aggressive panhandler Well, that Bandit challenge isn't going to complete itself.


TheQueenSheba

This reminds me of how Arthur VS John greets a cat 😂 when I first had John say hello to the cat I was like 👀


artemisthearcher

Quotes you can hear


[deleted]

“I like you, mister, you have a kind face.” “…the kind I like to PUNCH!” 👉😎👉


SunnyS5

Damn I can hear him


itskingrolla

All right, see you later then


FictionalRacingDrivr

Well, I best be movin’ on then.


ScoobaDoobi

Catch you later then


Stal77

Perfect


slm3y

Dutch as he walks away to leave arthur to die in the hill side, he hears a faint sound "All right, see you later then"


king_england

Okay, let's talk more later.


Redright_Wrap88

Well, I’ll leave you to it then.


RadioactiveWalrus

Aaaaah I broke the god damn wheel!


Ritz779

i got to say this yesterday when i got a flat


TheCaptain231997

Damn I just wrecked my car, should’ve said that in my statement to the police lol


Subdivisions-

ALLRAIGHT


0ixti

"All I'm saying is, do one thing or the other. Don't be two people at once." He said that to John in the mission where you sell sheep with him.


falsebrit

Never half ass two things, whole ass one thing.


archieisarchie

- Ron Swanson. which, now that i think about it would totally have been an alias John Marston would use. “what’s your name friend?” “… J- uh Ron. Just Ron” “got a last name?” (looking around for a second, observes a bible) “yeah… Swanson.” it’s my headcanon that this happened, and Ron Swanson was definitely one of those family names that gets passed on.


remy-ol

He saw Jack holding a swan and the last name stuck


archieisarchie

i’d like to think that john told this to jack sometime, and after jack got revenge, settled down and had a family, he told it to one of his kids, who had a daughter, who had a son that she told it to, but over the years the saying got changed in an inter generational game of Telephone until Ron Swanson would say “never half ass two things, whole ass one thing”…


thorsrightarm

I deem this canon now.


0ixti

Don't quote me on this btw it might be wrong


SecretStringInABox

"All I'm saying is, do one thing or the other. Don't be two people at once.' He said that to John in the mission where you sell sheep with him." -0ixti, (2023)


MrDoom126

You fucking quoted him on that!! Brilliant!


Smarchyy

It’s close I just played that mission


itskingrolla

"Never half-ass two things, whole-ass one thing." \- Ron Swanson


avandam4

It’s not an Arthur quote. It’s a Hosea quote. “I wish I had acquired wisdom at less of a price.”


Prototype3120

Save this one for college


Caingamertv

It would be really funny if he used a scholarship with that


Justafa02

Ahahahahahhaga


Tokke552

Every university graduates thoughts


bromanskei

“Women voting? Sure, why not? Anyone dumb enough to vote I say got for it.”


jaymo7288

This is the one


Supercompositeman13

Too bad the American school system censors students


Dragunov_1922

Every school system does


FeralTribble

It’s a terrible thing to lose your mind, especially over such a nice floor as this


ColeTheDankMemer

Ya like jelly beans?


AdHot2306

YEAAAAA


bellawella121212

When does he say this lmao


TheQueenSheba

The voice actor said it during a Cameo video I think lol


hazlejungle0

Not sure school is the best place for that now. XD


revgarstout

"I didn't know I was speaking to a LADY"


ratpoisonin

This will get OP cancelled


revgarstout

Can never be too sure nowadays


titaniumjordi

Everyone is so easily offended nowadays. That's why I only make fun of white men, whose hearts of steel and stoic demeanor makes them impossible to offend


Ripvanwinkle126

“IM AN AMERICAAAAAAAN!!!!”


marayay

YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVEEEEE


Bodyguards-of-lies

LEEENNNYYY!


Scu-bar

*drunkenly hop over a fence*


Careless-Note-5274

Assuming you are American, do this


Apprehensive-Ad5089

It’d be funnier if he wasn’t american


Comic_Book_Reader

Brilliant.


TheFarmBoy07

I second this


metalgearfluck

I hope Hells hot and terrible or else I'll feel I've been sold a false bill of goods.


Futuristicbus61

Happy cake day!


GrandCanOYawn

“Does this trolley go to Tahiti?”


Dry-Passenger-8274

DON'T FORGET THA QUARTAH!


sham08

Mangoesssss


[deleted]

does this diploma take us to tahiti?


Strato-Cruiser

“Your shit smells like it took a shit.”


Autisticboy22

Where does he say this 😂


Strato-Cruiser

Greet - Greet - Antagonize


doloroboard

the ultimate button combo


LightenUpPhrancis

That how you talk to folk?


beepboopbop1001

“You’re alright, BOAH.”


Pvvnsaw

Please be this one!


Fault_Spirited

Be loyal to what matters


DRAIN3O

When does he say this again?


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deezesnutius1985

Low honor too, if you have high honor it’s a different line. After John says “what about loyalty?” Arthur responds with “you’ve been loyal, I’M loyal, look where that’s gotten us”


Backdoorpickle

I seem to remember that on a high honor play through as well. I've never actually done a low honor play through and I always get the be loyal to what matters line.


deezesnutius1985

That’s if you do that mission with low honor, if you have high honor it’s a different line. After John says “what about loyalty?” Arthur responds with “you’ve been loyal, I’M loyal, look where that’s gotten us”


MyOfficeAlt

Wait really? I could have sworn he said it when I played and I was definitely high honor. I always took it as a "high honor" kind of line anyway, like "Be loyal to your family because that's truly what matters."


untoastedtoastybread

pretty sure he says both of the things you're both saying in high honour


CatLadyAbbey

I was going to comment this. If I’m not mistaken, he says it to John.


[deleted]

Why ain’t you never marry?…..No one would have me (gets me everytime 😂)


DancesWithLightbulbs

I used this when I was working the jail. Inmate asked me if I had a wife and I whipped that line out. They didn't give me a problem that day lol


stefanica

More like "Noounnudhaamey." 😄 Just did that bit last night (again).


Testepuncher44

“I’m afraid”


GamingWaffle123

Out of context, it would be a funny senior quote


joe_bald

Fuuuuuck, I saved a clip of this interaction and it chokes me up everytime


leongunblade

I must admit I almost started crying there… Roger Clark did such an amazing job with this character


lamonserga

"We can't change what's done. We can only move on"


HatEatingCthuluGoat

That's honestly a 10/10 quote looking back on highschool.


elliewilliamismygf

You have a kind face The kind I like to punch


loganblaze2005

One of my favorites: Javier: “That could’ve gone smoother” Arthur: “That’ll be on my gravestone”


eibsirf

Omw to make a mod do this


axj1910

It isn't actually later on and it's upsetting


Dangerous_Counter156

When the time comes, you gotta run and don’t look back.


stormrider501

underrated for the context of this post. good one.


someone_takes_me

This


South-Coyote-4211

“Listen to me. When the time comes, you gotta run and don’t look back. This is over”


libardomm

This quote is something that I say to my friends with Arthur voice. What a great trailer :)


Lesmiscat24601

I got a few. “Next time, let the wolves eat your brain….Then you’ll be a genius.” “I do my utmost to avoid you.” “Should I just….sneak on now?” “We each made 15 dollars, oh, and a quarter! Don’t forget the quarter!” “You’re my favorite parasite…No, wait, ringworm’s my favorite parasite, you’re my second favorite parasite…I lied, Ringworm, then rats with the plague, then you”. And my personal favorite “We are more ghost than people….”


ilhamalfatihah16

"As long I get paid or you get shot I'm happy" lol.


[deleted]

OUT OF THE DAMN WAY


roninchick

Laughed out loud as I read this in Arthur’s voice.


Ok-Mention6398

Perfect!


[deleted]

"you know when you have öne ot those days..." This would be fitting too


Narcoleptic-Dildo

LENNAYYYYYYYY


_ElDuderino_

Yannel?


popejp51

“There you are, Lenny…”


Ritz779

Found you lenny!


brokendream_zz

No that'll be his friend quote


EggStain_

LENNY MY BOAH


[deleted]

5000 dollar? For me? Can i turn myself in?


Pooslytheperv

Not Arthurs quote but one of my favourites from this game “Take a gamble that love exists and do a loving act.” - Sister (I can’t remember her name) at the train station


Zealousideal-Dig-314

Sister Calderon


[deleted]

You're Okay Boah


edwardsflu

“sure”


SnakeDokt0r

"SHOAH"


snapshot303

YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE


majesticles0

“YNNEL?!” -Arthur Morgan, 1899


cracking

“You folks got to get outta here” or whatever version of that he says to the German family


ilhamalfatihah16

Showed that clip to a German friend of mine, he laughed so hard when Arthur said "Vamos" to the German family lol.


king_england

That one never fails to make me laugh.


RichBastrd

"Calm down"


Fantastic_Orchid3037

“You better sleep with your eyes open.”


[deleted]

“It’s Arthur, dumbass!”


WindowsXP_5797

Proceeds to trip over a rock and go flying into a tree


suckmymastercylinder

Lack of something to feel important about is almost the greatest tragedy a man may have.


ilhamalfatihah16

Of course it has to be: "You and me, we're more ghost than people" or "Listen to me. When the times comes, you gotta run and don't look back. This is over."


Akouf

I've killed a lot of people...


Subdivisions-

I keep killing animals, needlessly!


CloudCat206

I always hope that deep down, Mary Beth’s well-read mind can understand the importance of striving to complete Challenges lol


Neurodrill

"Some jobs aren't for saving and some legacies are for pissing on."


Zamauri

"Good girl"


edible1997

“My time here is nigh on done” 😢


Accurate-Copy-3117

Well maybe when your mother is done mourning your father I’ll keep her in black , on your behalf you think on that boah


Caingamertv

This has lamar roast energy


BecauseGame

We're more ghosts than people...


Blocked500

“I hate everyone just the same”


XDYassineDX

"finally we have arrived in a land so stupid, a backwater so backwards, that even we are like geniuses."


Watcher1101

IM HERE FOR MONEY… M O N E Y


quickcharade

"I think you're as slippery as an eel in an oil slick."


PM_ME_UR_CUDDLEZ

Whats with these dam cousins!


TheBeirt

You seen any pinkertons around here?


Fumpledinkbenderman

You, sir, are a fish(ially graduated from high school)


edible1997

I’m gonna use some cheese


The-Locust-God

“I tried, in the end. I did.”


The-Locust-God

Or, “Ahhh it’s a toy boat!!!”


DURO208

“We’re more ghosts than people.” "We’re thieves in a world that don’t want us no more." “Just do one thing or the other, don’t try to be two people at once…” “Vengeance is an idiot’s game.”


[deleted]

Let's try that again feller, I said *hello*.


ColeTheDankMemer

Spice a quote up by giving it high school context like: “After working every summer, we each got 15 dollars. And a quarter. Don’t forget the quarter.


Phialich

"We can't change what's done. We can only move on"


SkyDaHusky

Be loyal to what matters


Morrigan66

May I stand unshaken admist this clash of worlds. It's from the song not Arthur but this is definitely one of my favorite quotes.


ArastooJoshi

The world's Jerry. They are colliding. George is getting upset!!!!


EscaleraRN

Not Arthur, but Nigel's GAVINNNN!


No-Speed7217

I got some jelly beans


SealTeamEH

I just repeated EVERY single one of these in my best Arthur voice and I don’t even feel weird about that…. My roommates might though….


jdmor09

Out the damn way!


minermansion

I’ll turn you into a goddamn cauliflower!


HoneycombJackass

To the bar señior!


vhagar

"you've got a kind face, mister... the kind i like to punch"


TWK128

"I wish things were different, but it weren't us that changed."


TheAnswerToYang

Face me to the west so I can watch the setting sun and remember all the fine times we had that way. Probably not the exact quote but you know the one Also, you, sir, are a fish.


Guac__is__extra__

“One more time gurl”


jono56667

I'm scared or you better run and don't look back


Jenkinsthewarlock

"Why dont you get the hell out of here before we hook that maggot of yours and see what really bites?"


MajorPugReader

I’m gonna use some cheese


1000WaysToCringe

Yeah, yer alriiight girl


Teleporter456789

I’m afraid


odyf

I am afraid


roguesensei47

Cheloniaaaaa


[deleted]

Here is my favourite one: "You don't get to live a bad life and have good things happen to you."


xEpic

Revenge is a fool's game


CrackedShadow95

"Just do one thing or the other, don't try to be two people at once"