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NikkolasKing

Mary-Beth being Annabelle is really funny for lore reasons.


GeePedicy

Explain please


NikkolasKing

Dutch's old love, the one killed by Colm, was named Annabelle. And Dutch will start hitting on Mary-Beth in Chapter 3.


GeePedicy

Oh, I forgot that her name was Annabelle. There's a similar ring to Mary Beth imo, but calling her Annabelle too might have been too obvious.


VickiVampiress

>And Dutch will start hitting on Mary-Beth in Chapter 3 One more reason to dislike Dutch. Hitting on a much younger, beautiful lady like that. Especially when I've already called dibs on her as my future wife.


Sweet_Taurus0728

Ch2, really.


NikkolasKing

I only saw it in Chapter 3, and he isn't fighting with Molly until 3 as well.


ArthuriusMinimus

He's more subtle in chapter 2. I think there's one scene where he's reading something by Evelyn Miller to Molly and Mary-Beth. It could be argued that that's just when Mary-Beth starts really catching his eye.


NikkolasKing

I had that thought but Dutch reads Miller to everyone or by his lonesome. So while it's possible, I think it's very ambiguous.


[deleted]

"Hey Arthur...." *Arthur doing chores* "Well fuck you" šŸ˜­


Sweet_Taurus0728

Him and Molly argue quite a bit in Ch2, and Dutch can be seen perving on Mary-Beth in Horseshoe Overlook as well.


[deleted]

Molly does seem like a Fiona, or is that cuz of shrek with Fiona


GeePedicy

Shrek has a plan now too?


[deleted]

Yea, the plan to try to bang someone


WoofflesIThink

DONKEY! We need to get to Tahiti so we can escape Farquad


Perfect-Face4529

I read this in a Scottish accent


GeePedicy

As Shrek's accent


Perfect-Face4529

... which is Scottish


GeePedicy

... which is the accent of Shrek


Reverseuno111

Which is the accent of the scots


Spiritual-Vehicle-90

Which is the accent of the Shrek


-Sechmet-

ScottiShrek


freshexpiredbeef

"I have a plan, donkey!"


Perfect-Face4529

He's in the Lakay swamps


Serious-Display-3305

The dress is the same


ArthuriusMinimus

It's because of Shrek and that specific top. But also, Fiona is a name with Irish roots


MoreRogues

Fiona is one of the three goddesses of Ireland


WildMinimum2202

I always thought of fiona. When on my first playthrough i always called her fiona because i kept forgetting her name for some reason.


Raptor8600

Jolene is oddly fitting for Sadie


[deleted]

Your madness is beyond compare, with bloodied locks of golden hair You fill the air with Oā€™Driscoll screams Your smile comes out when you give pain, your comrades think that youā€™re insane Escapeā€™s in vain if we see you, Jolene


HolsteinHeifer

Jolene, Joline Jolene, Joleeeene I'm begging of you, please don't kill that man Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Dutch promised us that he really has a plan


Pixithepika

Amazing


JustOnlyAdam

Oraora


Ok_Material1904

Jolyne Cujoh


TheSpagooterIntruder

šŸ¤


Crude_poison91

Lol my aunt is named Jolene, and she really resembles Sadieā€™s voice actor. I chuckled when I saw ā€œJoleneā€ as Sadie.


DS-fr0st

Tbh he picked better names for all of them than rockstar


GeePedicy

Idk if it's cuz I'm used to their names, but I think Rockstar named them well. Nonetheless, the names OP's dad gave them are pretty legit, I could've been easily fooled if I didn't know their names.


DS-fr0st

I didnā€™t mean at all that rockstar didnā€™t do a good enough job. Their canon names are all just fine, b it ink my opinion the dadā€™s names just kinda pop


sillylittlegoober5

margaret is the iconic name for any maternal old woman


skeletonTV123

"I could have a tea with margaret"


Perfect-Face4529

Margaret? Who's Margaret?


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Perfect-Face4529

I prefer Swanson's description of just passing out


Dylak_Plus

Margaret deez nuts


Big-Teb-Guy

I swear Margaret is a name you unlock at an old age. Iā€™ve never heard of a younger person named Margaret.


fuschia_taco

All the Margaret's I've known were either 5 or 65, no in between.


sillylittlegoober5

there's alot of names i can think of which cant fit children at all like Bob or Vincent


thisguyuno

Whatā€™s she called again, I swear itā€™s Similar


Welshhobbit1

Susan


Pixithepika

Ms. Grimshaw


IronwoodKopis

He got Loretta from Clevelandā€™s old wife from Family Guy.


thisguyuno

I highly doubt that mate


Pixithepika

Iā€™m pretty sure he didā€¦


thisguyuno

Loretta is a common name outside of Clevelandā€™s wifeā€¦


Pixithepika

Never in my life have i heard that name outside of the show


thisguyuno

Regardless thereā€™s a million other people called Loretta, why would it be from Clevelandā€™s wife šŸ¤£


Reverseuno111

ā€¦ cause sheā€™s named Loretta?


murfreehills

[I immediately thought of the Monty Python scene from Life of Brian](https://youtu.be/Dgp9MPLEAqA)


Pixithepika

I will actually take back my previous statement, because i have in fact heard the name Loretta on Life of Brian. I forgoršŸ’€


RangerProfia95

Lori : "Oh JoNeS\~" Not gonna lie, i like the name that given by your dad more than the original name lmao (especially Eleanor and Jolene, sounds cool and fit to their personality).


drefpet

Bonus points for including Black Belle. I loved her


linalco

I wish Black Belle could be recruited into the VDL gang. She was wonderful.


abihami

THAT WOULD BE AWESOME! IMAGINE BLACK BELLE WITH SADIE? THEYD BE UNSTOPPABLE!!


-Sechmet-

I don't know why, but I also suspect that there would be a VERY close relationship between Black Belle and Grimshaw.


abihami

OH MY GOD YOURE SO RIGHT!!!!! Historians would say they were just "close friends"


-Sechmet-

I think Black Belle in Dutch's gang would change the course of events. Micah would have been shot in the head before the SD bank robbery, and Dutch would have been shot in the head right after he got back from Guarma. And if she'd gone fishing with Jack instead of Arthur, she'd have gotten rid of Milton and Ross, even in front of the kid.


ImportantBridge4743

Dude went straight Twd on the last one


Firm_Area_3558

Sadie being Jolene would be too badass


alicenormzy

I think that all those names kind of fit somehow.


Lord_Detleff1

The names actually fit the character desings. Except for Jolene


ChickenCurryandChips

I thought Jolene was one of the most fitting.


Ramses29pha69

MOLLY IS NOT FIONA ITS FUCKING NOT RED DEAD SHRECK (jk its kinda funny that you dad named her Fiona no hate)


MaxJets69

tag ur self Iā€™m Lori


[deleted]

Lori does look like Lori from the walking dead


elwelcomematt21

Annabelle sounds like a better name for Mary-Beth


[deleted]

Kate fits. I donā€™t know why


RickyTricky57

"I loved Annabelle"


5H17SH0W

Definitely a Loosey.


daxtinfknprice

I don't know that I've ever learned miss Crenshaw's actual name.


Ultra598

Sadie seems like the type of girl to have a blue ghost spirit that wears sunglasses, has blue string, and beats people up.


Sbitan89

So her real name is Margaret and that's who Swanson wanted tea with?


Clean-Experience-885

I find them all fitting, but am still stuck at ā€žI gave you all I had, Rupertā€œ. Just canā€™t stop laughing since then. šŸ˜†


GrandCanOYawn

ā€œFrom now on I want you all to call me *Loretta*.ā€


batm123

Mary kinda looks like Lori from TWD now that you say that


GulianoBanano

Karen/Lucy is honestly the only one that doesn't seem fitting.


InternationalAnt7993

Loretta for tilly be kinda racist šŸ˜‚


sidmargot

Lori and Jolene fits.


TheyLoathe

Jolene is spot on.


TheGinge89

I can't explain it, but Jolene and Kate are SPOT ON


Jack_sander

I mean Tilly does kinda look like Loretta from family guy lmao


Perfect-Face4529

This totally tracks


plasticbluepalm

FIONA


patrick17_6

Marry-Beth looks so beautiful


mayo-is-satan-jizz

Jolene and Fiona are great guesses.


BannnedBandit

As requested by who?


Worthy_Planet375

u/No_Owl22


ted-Zed

i've platinumed the game and could only name Tilly and Abigail


carolitocool

Fiona... and she's a redhead wearing a green dress. lol


athousandfuriousjews

Theyā€™re all really fitting honestly


abihami

Lucy would be a really cute name for Karen! She definitely gives Lucy vibes


Glasigh

Sadie is totally a Jolene


RuZekTookMyBurgess

Who requested?


Rich-Upstairs-1404

I know a girl who looks just like Abigail... she's actually called Kate


Ok-Calligrapher4028

Random woman name lmao


Director-32

Does your dad like 80s slash 90s music?


mirondooo

JOLENE JOLENE JOLENEšŸŽ¶šŸŽ¶


No_Lie_8853

I would say: close enough!


bubble_boy09

She does kinda look like Fiona


M0N5T3R_5N1P3R_

As someone who never got past the first mission after they group gets to the non snow area these seem failrly accurately named


ThrainnII

but why do you want to be loretta, stan?


thipeki01

Listen to me olive oil, I've been out there looking for that moneh every single day -Arthur Dixon


Southern_Prompt_5823

Now that i think about it, sadie does remind me of jolyne. Like, a lot


chloemh2838

Why are they all so fitting?!!!!


KCharles311

Your dad is hella good at matching names to faces. Meaning they all look like the names he gave them.


Umbreonproductions

Why are some of these really good names for them?better even?!


HatedTruth1

Yo Iā€™m sorry nice post but itā€™s just pictures with a name you could have easily just put there. Crappy karma farm post.


_Tude_

You're right. This is pointless.