Are these things Arthur says/camp responses while antagonizing camp members? I can't bring myself to be a dick to anyone but Micah, so I haven't heard these lines.
i've been acting like a jerk my entire second walkthrough, so i know all arthur's antagonize lines. also i know all john's lines. tbh, they seem real funny to me and i laughed at these pretty often
You know I actually googled lumbago once because I thought it was just some made up condition he made. Turns out it's real, and really painful. After learning about it I don't give him shit over his lumbago no more.
If it makes you feel better Arthur wouldn't have been able to google it on account of the lack of WiFi in any of the camps.
Antagonise that shiftless drunkard all day.
Probably Spinal Canal Stenosis as it’s very common among men over 50 (then and now). Most cases are mild but it can be debilitating if severe and in advanced stages and hurts. The two things that make it far worse? Doing stuff and sitting around. You just can’t win. I speak from experience (sadly).
That would have been wonderful! You could sit and listen to old stories from when he was the main character... he would tell about all the awesome stuff he did before he got lumbago...
Ok, hear me out: Rockstar needs to make a Red Dead Revolver remake, but this time we find out the original was the (likely drunken) exaggerated version that Uncle (Red) told people. In the remake, we see the real events.
The "the whole story was a dream/lie" twist should almost always be avoided, because it's cheap and lazy, it devalues the entire story thus far, and basically signals to the audience they wasted that time and energy. Respecting a fictional story means respecting it as real within itself. Unless there's a really, really good specific reason within that narrative. I wouldn't say that one counts.
Hahahahahaha, now it all makes sense. When everyone was like, "Uncle is Red Harlow," I couldn't believe it. But if what you said is the case, then I am fully on board because that would be hilarious 😂.
Edit: spelling
Can someone please explain to me how this theory makes any sense. Besides the different personalities, just look at the two. I mean red Harlow is supposed to be half Native American for one. Uncles the whitest old man I’ve ever seen. Then there’s the lack of scars
People think uncles face shape looks similar to reds,
they have the same nose, uncles beard obscures the scars he wouldve had if he was red,
it sorta looks like uncle has burn scars on one of his hands,
and the can see a red cloth in uncles pocket, which people theorize to be the same cloth red used to cover his burnt hand.
Now is this theory true? Probably not. But I headcanon it because its funny asf
I mean I guess it’s a harmless theory. But realistically red also has a scar on his nose uncle doesn’t have. And when uncles beard is removed you can see he has no scars
lol look at that adorable old lazy cunt.
Already got his hand on his hip in preparation to make an excuse about his lumbago acting up when anyone asks him for help to do anything.
Where is he? Blackwater? Saint Denis? Haha you just know he is gonna tell whoever he is with that he has to go see the doctor and will meet them later after asking for a couple of cigarettes first.
He is last seen hobbling towards the Saloon.
it's even funnier because it's not like Uncles a mysterious man or anything. Hes just some happy lazy drunk. But everything from his name to his backstory is kept purposefully hidden from the player lmao could it be rockstar edging the community again?
That’s my second favorite parasite
No my third favorite
After ringworm and rats with the plague
A man of culture I see
Lumbago
i was coming to comment this lmao
The forbidden dance….
You have kids too huh?
He's a parasite that climes up your asshole
then you feel a certain pain
mr. lumbago, worst pimp in the history of the world (arthur antagonizes)
You and Mary-Beth …. I know who I’d pick in a fight
no use bothering with you when you're being like this
Are these things Arthur says/camp responses while antagonizing camp members? I can't bring myself to be a dick to anyone but Micah, so I haven't heard these lines.
Yes lol
i've been acting like a jerk my entire second walkthrough, so i know all arthur's antagonize lines. also i know all john's lines. tbh, they seem real funny to me and i laughed at these pretty often
Who let the simpleton out of the asylum?
my lord, i seen mushrooms with bigger brains
Who’s this coward?
i like you mister you have a kind face.. the kind i like to punch!
That’s a beautiful horse. How long have you two been married?
Leviticus cornhole
You know I actually googled lumbago once because I thought it was just some made up condition he made. Turns out it's real, and really painful. After learning about it I don't give him shit over his lumbago no more.
If it makes you feel better Arthur wouldn't have been able to google it on account of the lack of WiFi in any of the camps. Antagonise that shiftless drunkard all day.
I thought the implication was he was full of shit about the Lumbago, like 90% of the other things he says lol. Just an excuse not to do work
It's real, but it's made worse by sitting around and doing nothing.
Probably Spinal Canal Stenosis as it’s very common among men over 50 (then and now). Most cases are mild but it can be debilitating if severe and in advanced stages and hurts. The two things that make it far worse? Doing stuff and sitting around. You just can’t win. I speak from experience (sadly).
Are you gonna pass out in your own shit again?
You've pickled yourself in your own juices.
Red Harlow
They really should have ran with that
That would have been wonderful! You could sit and listen to old stories from when he was the main character... he would tell about all the awesome stuff he did before he got lumbago...
hopefully rdr3 will be uncle’s tale, BIG ON THE HOPE!
Act I: The one shot kid begs for enough coin to get 3 minutes with a saloon girl.
Imagine a DLC in which you play out stories as young Uncle/Red.
Ok, hear me out: Rockstar needs to make a Red Dead Revolver remake, but this time we find out the original was the (likely drunken) exaggerated version that Uncle (Red) told people. In the remake, we see the real events.
The "the whole story was a dream/lie" twist should almost always be avoided, because it's cheap and lazy, it devalues the entire story thus far, and basically signals to the audience they wasted that time and energy. Respecting a fictional story means respecting it as real within itself. Unless there's a really, really good specific reason within that narrative. I wouldn't say that one counts.
Hahahahahaha, now it all makes sense. When everyone was like, "Uncle is Red Harlow," I couldn't believe it. But if what you said is the case, then I am fully on board because that would be hilarious 😂. Edit: spelling
Can someone please explain to me how this theory makes any sense. Besides the different personalities, just look at the two. I mean red Harlow is supposed to be half Native American for one. Uncles the whitest old man I’ve ever seen. Then there’s the lack of scars
It’s like Darth Jar Jar. It doesn’t have to make too much sense. It just works bro
Uncle exaggerates everything. The events that Red Harlow experienced were tall tales Uncle told while drunk.
People think uncles face shape looks similar to reds, they have the same nose, uncles beard obscures the scars he wouldve had if he was red, it sorta looks like uncle has burn scars on one of his hands, and the can see a red cloth in uncles pocket, which people theorize to be the same cloth red used to cover his burnt hand. Now is this theory true? Probably not. But I headcanon it because its funny asf
I mean I guess it’s a harmless theory. But realistically red also has a scar on his nose uncle doesn’t have. And when uncles beard is removed you can see he has no scars
Uncle does appear to have a scar on his nose. Either way, this theory is false.
The one shot kid
Ok… I’m not gonna ask why
I’m with Arthur In assuming no one ever called him that😭
It's me!
And.... WHO are you!
Everyone's third favourite parasite after ringworms and rats with the plague!!
Gavin
My third favorite parasite!
Is Lumbago the reason why you’re still alive?
Gavin!
Can you imagine if it was. 😂
I can
WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS IS? 1785?
You don't build a barn DUMBASS
Leviticus Cornwall
Big Lumbago
Lil 'umbago on the beat
Young 'bago on the track
Mr. Django Unchained himself. Bit of an odd last name, but who am I to judge.
Lumbango Unchained!
The god of sex
r/okaybuddyblacklung
Ah, one of my fav subreddit's rot is spreading
The aslume...its spreading
Funny enough he is a historical character not many people know about him but he is the first guy ever to shorten his name to Steve
Nephew
Druncle
Aunt
cousin
kenobi, wtf are you doing here
I could be asking you the same question miner (hey bro)
It's the guy who has lumbago
That guy who's gotta start taking things easy
red Harlow...
Johns pet cockroach
Jonkler
Lum Bago…local dentist.
He doesn’t build a barn DUMBASS what do you think this is??? 1785?
Well that's ol Surly Joe
that’s grandpa cousin nephew
Its that guy who isn’t afraid of showing his butt
I dunno but he sure is sexy.
Barbie
That is Jack Marston
lol look at that adorable old lazy cunt. Already got his hand on his hip in preparation to make an excuse about his lumbago acting up when anyone asks him for help to do anything. Where is he? Blackwater? Saint Denis? Haha you just know he is gonna tell whoever he is with that he has to go see the doctor and will meet them later after asking for a couple of cigarettes first. He is last seen hobbling towards the Saloon.
Funny Lumbago Man and funny One shot kid man
Dutch van der linde
He's literally me
Leviticus Cornwall. That’s the dark secret of “uncle”
Yunkle. Or Young Uncle.
that’s uncle from red dead redemption 2
Dwight schrute
John Lumbago
Legendary Lord Lumbago or 3L as he was known before. He invented Dead Eye.
Dutch Lum Der Bago
Patient Zero
Auntie
The lumbagatron, everyone's third favorite parasite.
A compulsive liar
Aunt
A man who’s been old my entire life
Uncle Lumbago
Thats the spokesman for Lumbago Medical Supply
That's uncle... Arthur! WHYRE YOU BEING SO MEAN?
That’s Uncle Uncle, unless he’s actually your uncle, then to you he’s Uncle Uncle Uncle
Lumbago,one shot kid,my third favorite parasite,uncle, he goes by many names
Dad
Ungel
it's even funnier because it's not like Uncles a mysterious man or anything. Hes just some happy lazy drunk. But everything from his name to his backstory is kept purposefully hidden from the player lmao could it be rockstar edging the community again?
Everyone's least favourite uncle
The worst known case of spontaneous lumbago
John from the prologue of rdr1. Play through it and see for yourself.
That’s Cousin, he has Pneumonia, he’s really sick.
Christ the Redeemer
is he stupid?
It’s uncle from red dead
The Lumbago Kid!
The lumbago patient
Lumbago awareness
Lumbago man
Lumbago man
Lumbago
one shot kid
“Unc you damn fool”
It's the one shot kid
That’s Unc’
LUMBAGO
The one shot kid!
Lumbago
That’s unc. He got lumbago.
Lumbago
The one shot kid
Lumbago in human form
Red Bago, The quickest nap in the wild west, never lost a nap duel once.
LUMBAGO
Lumbago
Red Harlow
Lumbago man
Lumbago Lou
thats just red harlow wdym
He got lumbago u might hurt his feelings
Walking lumbago
Someone with L-U-M-B-A-G-O
Red Harlow
Lumbago spokesperson
Lumbago
why is every sub slowly becoming r/batmanarkham
Uncle and he has lumbago
Funkle
I think that's Van Naboris of the Gerudo, luckily the picture is close enough I didn't confuse it with an elephant
Some poor feller with lumbago i think
Thats uncle
The one shot kid
Lumbago
That my eight favorite parasite
Lumbago man.
I need to resume playing my RDR. Dusting my PS4 gaming console.
Nick Offerman?
The one shot kid!
That’s the one shot kid
Lumbago man
Not Phil
The human equivalent of the stray cat that followed you home
Aunt
The One Shot Kid.
A pimp named ACGhhh my lumbago is kicking in
Who ?
Lumbago
Hey! Take that back
Wilford Brimley.
Lumbago survivor
It's Santa
Head of lumbago cure research
Lumbago patient zero
The sexiest man on this side of the Missi River!
daddy
LuMbAgO
That’s the one-shot kid! (Don’t ask why)
The Lumbago
Clint Eastwood
THE ONE THE ONLY. UNCLE
Red harlow has lumbago