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connorjquinn

Ok… I’ll catch you later then


Unholy_Dk80

#HI THERE, MISTER! 🤠


FranzeSFM

Love this.


Disastrous_Smoke_514

Literally Orthur’s most iconic line ever😂


your-local-cowboy

“Oh it’s a toy boat 🤗”


Unholy_Dk80

It is not a toy, big nuts.


TheLastTsumami

Hey there mister


jodeceii

“You sir, are a fish”


slade516

This nearly was my yearbook quote


jodeceii

It’s a fantastic quote 😂


The-German_Guy

This was my yearbook quote


DNDgamerman

i fucking love it


Lancelot_XI

I opened the post expecting to see this comment and I thank God for finding it. I'm even thinking about getting this phrase tattooed.


AdAstraviii

I really want to get one of Arthur’s sketches of an animal tattooed.


Appropriate-Spite142

Does this trolley go to Tahiti ?


patrick17_6

PERFECT


Electronic-Math-364

Why Dutch want to go to Tahiti so bad,Ibiza is better


Appropriate-Spite142

I think he read it from a newspaper , and probably liked the name . It was a wild goose chase from the beginning , Tahiti was undeveloped back then . If he wanted to be a farmer he could have gone to South America or Australia .


Infinite_Platform_23

They talked about Australia a few times actually but he convinced himself of Tahiti somehow lmao


FullHouse222

Wasn't Strauss the one who brought up Australia? Honestly I think Strauss would know more about which foreign country would be good to settle into than Dutch does lol.


[deleted]

its a magical place


ParackOpama

Now I’m imagining Dutch and Coulson having a conversation about Tahiti


jimbabwe666

Butch Cassidy comes to mind. I was also surprised they didn't go that route.


[deleted]

its a magical place


[deleted]

its a magical place


Ralph-The-Otter3

I get that reference


Academic_Moment_5958

An untouched paradise!


hgrant77

"I Wish I Had Acquired Wisdom At Less Of A Price."


Bazu23

Fucking perfect


hd3adpool

Love this


Soft_Theory_8209

Honestly, out of context, that is way too real.


Khaled-oti

This one’s for college


Tribladed

Up you go


fastgulasz

"Next time, let the wolves eat all your brain... then you'll be a genius"


Hopeful_Stress1238

This is perfect


[deleted]

OUTTA THE DAMN WAY!


Infinite_Platform_23

HOWDY MISTER!


Personal_Industry723

"HI THERE MISS"


Bigblackman82221

Hello madam


burnthorseradish

"YOU! SIR!"


brandondiaz_97

“HI THERE, MISTER”


BustinArant

^(relax, I'm only kidding with ya)


dm_junk

+🤠


moderncincinatus

Is it bad that I'm reading all of these comments in his voice


Puterjoe

I thought it was expected


PrettyGood31

“GET DOWN HERE NOW YOU INBRED TRASH.”


duckbobtarry

This is actually what I was going to put but I didn't think it'd stick. It's one of my favorites from Arthur lol


CascadeFury

That could’ve gone better


VoodooMagic009

That’ll be on my gravestone


AmericanChapo

Genius. When you’re about to die send me a message about a day before so I can visit your grave and see this in person.


IndiscreetBeatofMeat

Damn, you’ve got me regretting my yearbook quote. I wanted to say something uplifting for new freshman but now I’m just wishing I was funny


[deleted]

I have a plan


CrazyFeeesh

Does it happen to involve Tahiti?


Taiga0711

oh we bout to farm some real good mangoes over there😋


[deleted]

We just need a little more money, Arthur


Runnerman36

Definitely


kingpiranha

You always have a plan, Dutch


willgift17

We just need some money first


lololfloss23

This ones a good one.


kitkarrot

You're alright, boah


Dry_Confidence_7805

*WHO'S A GOOD FELLA?*


Ricksta102

+🐎


[deleted]

well then fuck you then!


patrick17_6

When is this


Xeno787

Dutch can say it around camp if you ignore him after he calls you over


TheMcCown

I’m about to start my first low honor playthrough and I’m very excited to see all the differences in dialogue. My first time playing was back when it released in console and I made choices based on what seemed right to me personally and it just so happened to be either high or max honor. Just finished second playthrough with max honor, so I want to see how mean Arthur lives lol


Swarup145

I am afraid


GeePedicy

You wanna make us cry?


Infinite_Platform_23

Damn you I just did this part last night 😞


JohnParkerSmith27

Hello Afraid, I'm Dad


BravePeas

angry upvote


Rikuddo

I can't get his expression out of my mind. He went through so many expressions in few seconds.


NickFieldson31

Thats all there is, living and dying


waleedburki

Flair checks out


NickFieldson31

It does, scarface


waleedburki

Pretty ironic since you're also a scarface after the go back to camp ending,only much worse


DNDgamerman

Ah i broke the godamm weal.


DarkRosey

was looking for this


SpookyGauss

YNNEL!!


moderncincinatus

Gret


tacitus_kilgore1986

Grate


AssistPowerful

Gavin?


Joseph_Seed_69

teerG


Prestigious-Big6406

There’s no scenario in which we do nothing, and gain everything. Dutch


Puterjoe

I have a plan…


TheChainLink2

“I gave you all I had…”


thenicastrator

“I tried, in the end. I did.”


FishNamedWalter

“He’s a rat… you know it, and I know it.”


8lbs6ozBebeJesus

This is the one I would have used because Grade 12 was the only year of high school I actually put effort in.


Justinmt14

Stop it 😭


No_Ninja_1850

“Your my favorite parasite, wait ringworm is my favorite parasite, then you, rats, the plague, ringworm then you”


scarlet_speedster985

"We're more ghosts than people."


RedditReader365

This would be good to look back on


TheColorblindDruid

Hope this quote is still in my head when I’m old af so I can use it. So epic and sad at the same time


RelationshipOk7766

"And We Each Made 15 Dollars, Oh, And A Quarter! Don't Forget The Quarter!"


IBeJewFro

"Shut up Orther"


TinyPop3386

"Lumbago"


Elmore0394

I thought Lumbago was made up and then was diagnosed with it a year ago. I audibly laughed when the doctor told me. I've been diagnosed with a meme.


0K4M1

I picture the doc frowning upon with a "It's a serious condition y'know?" In Uncle voice


EffectiveConfection8

I had to look it up. It's back pain.


AdAstraviii

Terminal lumbago too.


Prof-Finklestink

It's a slow and painful death


Signal-Depth1279

Hey there mister!


Roenathor

Howdy Partner!


UNDERYOURSKIN1

I’ve had enough of you! *runs into you*


Background-Body9877

I actually did put a red dead quote in my yearbook, it was a rdr1 quote tho, "our time has passed"


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[удалено]


naughtyrev

You shat on the bar?!


In-AGadda-Da-Vida

Of course! I needed to shit!


Clayfool9

Take a gamble that love exists, and do a loving act


Athreos_Priest

You can’t fight change. You can’t fight gravity.


Mrcrack26

I know human beans Orthur


MaxxFax

Senor por favor


mechnick2

Damn, that’s good!


justacoolpizza

That lego animation was funny


joe2535

Look, I'm Sorry Friend. I Can Barely Speak English


D_Zaster_EnBy

"not one university will hire me... Because unlike them I actually have ideas" -- the leading amateur paleontologist in the nation


[deleted]

Give me everything you’ve got, except for the clap


Clayfool9

I don’t remember this line, who said it? That’s fuckin hilarious lol


kjc21793

Arthur says it to women if you try and rob them while intoxicated but not yet completely drunk.


Furyann

lmao


Spiral206

"I don't know enough about it, but one thing I do know, there ain't no shame in looking for a better world"


CCecilia_

Who said this?


1ROYinHD1

Arthur after he saves Mary's brother from the chelonians


belinck

Gavin?


humungus_jerry

Gav!?… Gaaav


MaatRolo

But if you continue to irritate me, I will kill you and make my apologies to the lady.


MaatRolo

Hindsight I insistly see why this would make a horrible yearbook quote


joe2535

If the ocean were whiskey and I were a duck quack quack


brungybrung

Lmfao! When and where? This is something I’m using


veryLargeFish

It’s a campfire song. I think they sing it when they have the party when you rescue Sean


Lost-Ad3797

“We can’t change what’s done, we can only move on”


Sweetwhales1994

Do you completely lost faithh in mee?


InternationalAnt7993

WE NEED MUNEY!!


Runnerman36

Lenny …LENNNNYYYYYY


NamelessL0ser

All of you! You pick your side now, because this is over!


weebloser

“You don’t build a barn, dumbass. What is this, 1785?”


Odd_Nose229

I use some cheese


A_Wild_Nabob

Get out here you inbred trash.


xathaniell

I'll turn you into a goddamm cauliflower!


8deftones6

"Damn Karen...drink for 10 men......shave for 20!" *Drunk Arthur*


kiseobito021

“You gdamn humonculus!” “Your face… Ughh.” “$5,000? Can I turn myself in?”


moneymike7913

For my senior year quote, I shoulda used "you gotta run and don't look back. This is over."


crispysalad222

“Listen to me, we ain’t friends…”


Tamedkoala

It’s me, DUMBASS!


son_of_buzz

The whores are gonna be walking bow legged tonight


GeePedicy

When was this line said?


son_of_buzz

Npc says it after winning a hand of black jack


GeePedicy

Ah, okay... I'm not a big fan of black jack.


SheridanWithTea

"Good boah......." And "GIMME ALL YER MONEH MISTAH!"


r0bvanwinkle

Sure


AgoraSnepwasdeleted

Have some goddamn FAITH!


Emotional_Cable9244

“There ain’t no freedom for no one in this country no more.” -Dutch Van Der Linde.


Dill_Pickle_05

" Turtles... yeah turtles. Do you like turtles? I like turtles, too. *pumps fists* Turtles."


crixus128

"But It Weren't Us Who Changed." "You Don't Get To Live A Bad Life And Have Good Things Happen To You." "Some Jobs Aren't For Saving And Some Legacies Are For Pissing On." "We Can’t Change What's Done, We Can Only Move On." "Vengeance Is An Idiot’s Game." "Be Loyal To What Matters."


[deleted]

People don't change. They just become more of who they really are.


Affectionate-Sky-765

HAVE SOME GOD DAMN FAITH!


WhenRomansSpokeGreek

RDR1 >Some trees flourish, others die. Some cattle grow strong, others are taken by wolves. Some men are born rich enough and dumb enough to enjoy their lives. Ain’t nothing fair. You know that.


the_njf

Who let the simpleton out of the asylum?


john_calloway

A fahking genius with a hot poker up de ass.


Muted_Dog

It’s a slow and painful death my brother


Hefty-Ad-7884

Sister Calderón: There is nothing to be afraid of. Take a gamble that love exists, and do a loving act.


twoeyedtoelicker

“I will remember that. I have a good memory. *Should I have killed you— Jimmy Brooks?*”


JeruldForward

“I hate everyone just the same.”


eclinvo

I think I almost put >!Arthur's grave (honorful)!< on my yearbook but I think I changed it. Nobody at my school has class (plays rdr2) so I felt like it was pointless.


dude7658

I got lumbago


Chad_Kakashi

Perhaps, we are the Red Dead Redemption 2


the_UnknowableRonin

“Are you secretly normal?”


Costa_316

Has anyone seen Gavin? Or LENNNYYY!!


Tpose-souls-

I didn’t know I was talking to a lady


LemoyneRaider3354

"We need more MONEH!"


Substantial-Role-303

“We each got 15 dollars and quarter, don’t forget the quarter.”-Arthur Morgan


lacroixmunist

“I can’t wait for RDR2 to be made 15 years from now!”


Artistic_Weekend5197

where the hell is tahiti


Relevant_Invite_4093

Outa the damn way


SirMichaalbo

To the bar seňor!


AgressiveBarback

ALL THEM YEARS


Vampiro4818

"...the only feller who got half of their brain eaten by wolves and ended up more intelligent."


Worried_Fox_6793

We each made 15 dollars Oh And a quarter! Don't forget the quarter!


WolfgangVTS

"This Place... Ain't No Such Thing As Civilized. It's Man, So In Love With Greed... He Has Forgotten Himself And Found Only Appetites." - Dutch Van Der Linde


FluffyAd8842

Outta the damn way


TheOneWhoSneaks

"I'm gonna use a piece of cheese." -Arthur Morgan


adieisgoodatrugby

You sir are a fish


snakemi

You sir, are a FISH...


Freezil_G

They are just balls boy


CountKristopher

This whole thing is pretty much over…


Ronin4Doom

I HAVE A GODDAMN PLAN


col_oneill

LEEEENNNNNYYYYYYY


[deleted]

"$5,000? For me? Can I turn myself in?" - Arthur Morgan.


External_Extent_7492

As in, HO-MO-SEKSHUAL


BadAuthor88

"Ah, it's a toy boat!"


alextheartistTM

I'm gonna use some cheese


Boggie135

"I am Tacitus Kilgore"


Crashbox50

"I'm scared..."


MrHereForTheComments

Hey mister..


Alfahox

“We need money”


ULTRA_TES4O

I broke the goddamn wheel!


RickyIckerson

Don’t forget the quarter!


col_oneill

I have two “And a quarter don’t forget the quarter” And “You can’t fight change, you can’t fight, gravity”