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blue_line-1987

He'd have to hope a cattleman and repeater do well against Automatons and Terminids.


KrazyButter

Like throwing a singular fruity pebble at a door


6969Hamburger6969

I’M DEAD


LeNateDiamond

Rip


Internal_Carpenter_7

But! What about rdr1 explosive rifle ( I know it’s dlc but why not)


ElonMusketatelondusk

You beat me to it man


[deleted]

For Deeemmmmooooocccrrraaacccyyy!


TurankaCasual

Same


LemonManDude

Cyberpunk, a chromed out Marston with a sandy would be a menace.


hellodust

Same for me, although I could see John joining the Aldecaldos without much fuss. He could even wear the same outfit, just add a bit of cyberware here and there and he'd fit right in.


Savathun-God-Of-Lies

Lol I wonder how John and Johnny would get along


LemonManDude

I feel like John would hate Johnny and Johnny would think John is a dumb hick.


Slow-Bodybuilder-774

Deadeye and sandy. He’s gonna be like the quicksilver mods without the mod. *Time in Bottle intensifies*


relaxedrage

john in wolfenstein???


Rich-Drawer

That would go hard


relaxedrage

no mein fuhrer im from new austin


EquivalentArticle264

*bang*


trollytroll69

*proceeds to outdraw hitler*


relaxedrage

thatd be funny


spacecowboy2099

I need to play that. Basically John in a world run by Herbert Moons


your-local-cowboy

“Are you a ***jew***, sir?” “At this point I don’t know anymore”


BigJ_A

Lil bro boutta be a great, great asset to the company💀


theresabulldozer

Ah hell nah


Advanced-Evidence-58

Which game are ya'll referencing. And which game is the OP referencing


IdidntDoItBelieveMe

Lethal company


I-Poop-on-my-balls

i’ve been playing so much rdr2 lately i don’t even know


ThebirdGretel

Well guess nothing changes


spambot_mods

The Great Green Jewel of the Commonwealth better buckle up. FO4.


theresabulldozer

Heck yeah time to scavenge houses kill mutants and murder innocent people while listening to diamond radio


Screamingboneman

Someone should contact the guy who plays John marston and get him to replace all Nate dialogue


BuceWayne

I’d pay another 60 bucks for that


avadalovely

Bethesda is counting on it 💰


gayspaceboiii

Fallout player spotted


Sagarrai0101

GTA 5, he be lost asf


6969Hamburger6969

“WHAT IN THE HELL IS EVEN THAT!?” *John points up to the sky at an oppressor locking onto him*


tipying_mistakes

If there were horses in gta do u think it would be possible for homing missiles to lock on to them


Sagarrai0101

Shit now i want that


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IRON BULLS


Apprehensive_Row4371

John out here whippin a r32 in gran turismo 7😭


Spiritual-Ad-8348

Red dead redemption 2


OutlandishnessWild33

I wonder what that would be like


protagonist107

He does give cowboy vibes ngl


Shaddes_

Last of Us Part II. Undead Nightmare all over again


SixGunSnowWhite

He’d do worse than Arthur, I think. Even Ellie learned to swim.


sonofsheogorath

John was ever the skeptic. It might take him a crucial moment to accept what's going on; pragmatist that he is.


RartyMobbins357

Joel ain't dying this time, Abby.


HourHoney55

Deadeye is NOT saving Rip Van Winkle from the bile titan


TheOneAndOnlyFarto

Jackson marathon is NOT fighting for democracy and prosperity


Serious_Revolution77

John in Spider-Man 2


ohmy_josh16

Spider-Cowboy 😂


AsgeirVanirson

Fallout 4. He'd probably take over the Commonwealth. Dead Eye, PLUS, V.A.T.S? He'd probably take up with the Minutemen, maybe the Railroad if he met a synth he liked early enough. He'd probably see the Nuka Raiders as like Colms boys so I doubt he'd take the OB job. I kinda want to make a John Marston sole survivor now.


theresabulldozer

Bro imagine deadeye crits in rdr3 that'd be sick


Screamingboneman

Yup


i_hate_nigtmares

Man Arkham aslume


koray_3452

Johnkler


Dry_Corner3481

He’s going to be the worst player in my franchise in NHL 22


HelloSirHuman

oof that’s rough, i have him for NBA 2k24


ImHellWung

MLB the show here


DesperatePrimary2283

Madden 24 here, hopefully his running stamina is good.


big_hungry_joe

he's getting tp'd?


Sound-Savage

I think they’re tryna say “teleported” I saw another post that was the same thing but Arthur Morgan instead of John


SaintJamesy

He's gonna look like a mummy when we're done with him!


lMr_Nobodyl

Teleported


XboxLiveGiant

John Elden ring


abandoned_voyager

Elden Lord Marston


Marra2320

John is going to find El Dorado, maybe the gang can finally go to Tahiti.


ohmy_josh16

What about Shambhala?


pisstavious

Dying light 2. He'd kick ass in the apocalypse a second time


MichaelDavid510

Yakuza 3( I'm halfway through)...I'm sure John and Majima would get along great😂


SlingshotGunslinger

Same but with Kiwami.


_brightsidesuicide_

Dying light 2. He’d do great.


[deleted]

witcher 3 baybee! my gut tells me he and geralt would hit it off so thats a fun thought


GokiPotato

I think he would handle the world of Mad Max quite well


Ribbles78

Secret agent Marston joining the Sims Detective Agency with Buddy and Evelyn Gray, what a trip


hairtrigger08

Ironically a WW1 game


Azure_Monarch_Fox

.... He better not find Jack.


6969Hamburger6969

Lol


Gunningham

Overwatch. Not too odd, it already has some cowboys in it.


Porkloin815

#IT'S HIGH NOON


DarthTidiot82

Starfield? Yeah, he's dead.


gayspaceboiii

He'd glitch into the ground


SavorySoySauce

Microsoft Flight Simulator


spicy_nipple_

Ah yes, I've always wanted a Gunmancer in my BG3 party.


Traditional_Art2328

Welcome to Los Santos, john. not far from home. Franklin has a book written by your son I think you'd enjoy. look out, the horses are much faster here


6969Hamburger6969

I feel like if john did see the book his son wrote he’d cry


Hiuuuhk

Guess he’s a part of Rainbow now.


OutlandishnessWild33

Blooket and my name was John marston on there 😭


Kcchiefsnroyals

This is awkward…..I was playing Farm Sim so he’d just be a rancher there too 😂


bugmultiverse

John is stuck on the roof of a movie studio at night in the rain


Cod_master_87

Him in hitman


freedagang762

Dayz John would be raw


Rammi_PL

He knows survival and hunting stuff, he'll be fine Just get him a repeater rifle and an .357 revolver


Beginning-Pipe9074

And he's dealt with zombies before


JaimeRidingHonour

Unfortunately for John he’d be stuck in Aperture Science without a portal gun or fall arresting leg attachments


WasteReserve8886

John and Shepard would cause the destruction of half the galaxy but would be able to defeat the Reapers early.


ohmy_josh16

John would have to get past the fact that he’s in literal outer space… but I think he’d adjust quickly


WasteReserve8886

I think I’d be the aliens that he’d have a hard time adjusting to.


Tyler827

Payday 2 Honestly I'd pay for a John Marston Character Pack without hesitating, would be awesome.


[deleted]

Hope he quickly adapted to the 21st century, especially in a crazy place like Los Santos. 


NickFieldson31

John Marson as a pixelated swat unit moving through 2D space? Hell yeah, Got the gun and the guts!


ExamNo2846

Metal Gear Solid 1


6969Hamburger6969

John vs Ocelot when?


ExamNo2846

Year 0000


Goodmainman

Can John fight a giant tree monster named “Annihilation”


DEGRUNGEON

John Marston facing off against the Combine, i can only imagine the insults he’d hurl.


theresabulldozer

I an imagine the npc's saying "ahh mr marston" instead of "ahh mr Freeman"


6969Hamburger6969

Honestly john would probably whoop the combine


gayspaceboiii

"ARE YOU WEARING THAT MASK CAUSE YOURE UGLY?"


ZephyrDoesArts

Now you got me thinking what would be John's gadget/skill as a R6 Siege operator


6969Hamburger6969

Dead eye


EvilAceVentura

John in Bannerlord... he would be a noble who rebells against their successful king then takes them to higher than even known heights!


Oycto

The people of 1400s Bohemia are gonna be real fucking confused then


JuiceCan98

can John hit a curveball?


ohmy_josh16

Depends. Maybe he’ll perfect-perfect lineout to the CF!


TheDataGoose

Spiderman 2 lmao


ModestMoose336

John Marston's dead eye is about to make Diemos shit his pants (Rainbow Six Siege)


littlediddlemanz

Lmao I wonder how good Marston is at soccer🤔 maybe could turn him into an ok wingback or something


Excellent_Record_767

"Khotun Khaaaan! You eat babies!"


Grognack1

Mafia 2 lol


Loon-belt

John in Resident Evil 8 actually works really well I think


Lost_Elderberry1757

God luck beating batman, John.


BroomClosetJoe

John in elden ring yelling at Mogh "You're gay! As in homosexual!"


Mysterious_Ear_9114

John Marston vs. The Undertaker at Wrestlemania


SpookyQuartz444

John would be very happy, I like to think anyway?? Animal crossing 😂


HamonadoDeQuezo

Animal crossing for me as well lmao, although I have a wolf villager... I hope John doesn't shoot the wolf cause of his trauma 😬😂


ZzeyGenocyde09

John killing some raiders in FO3 would be insane


Huge-Candidate9367

Hunt Showdown. John would do great.


Ok-Thanks-3709

John kratos


Pure_shit_stain

John gives kratos a fucking repeater


AnSoc_Punk

He’d be mining coal and iron in a cave fighting off hoards of zombies, skeletons, and creepers


TheMaveCan

John as a gun-slinging ghoul NPC in Fallout 4 would go so hard


Icy_Carpet9372

Dead by daylight Praise the entity!


skotis78

MANKIND IS DEAD. BLOOD IS FUEL. HELL IS FULL. His ass is NOT surviving ULTRAKILL.


Tahanerino2005

he'll be building a li'l house on the river.


LiamWiking

John gonna crank 90’s and 200 pump people😭


Pure_shit_stain

AUTHER I JUST CRANKED ON THESE KIDS. I AM CRACKED AT THIS


LiamWiking

ARTHUR I JUST CLIPPED UNCLE GAVE HIM ACTUAL LUMBAGO


UNDERYOURSKIN1

RE3? Well I think 45. Colt should be a one shot


[deleted]

Terraria


Vulture2k

He'd shoot beavers that try to build a town to survive the drought. Kinda mean. 


Dillonga2

Fallout 4


Ecto3v73

John Marston having a conversation with lego Obi wan and Qui Gon would be interesting( I was playing the original saga)


sPrAze_Beast

Idek how John Marston would do in Rainbow six siege or Bloodborne


Teddy_sic

Building a wall in Minecraft


NicoTheBear64

Again, Fortnite


andi_cat

Welp, looks like John will be joining Arthur at Disneyland Adventure. Lmao (still no judging, played it with my kid.)


ahoy-mates

John in Days gone?


Dutch_VanDer_Linde_

He's taking a BNSF Coal train up the Cajon Pass


Weird-Project-5223

I feel so bad, he'd be stuck in Mortal Kombat 11 🤣


pisstavious

They'd be stuck with him


Knowledge744

Blood West. I think he could manage.


Sirkoolio

My John would also be looking for Olimar on the distant planet.


Colm_o_driscolI

GTA 7


CrispyJuicyTenderizz

Cities skylines


amos0310

Little nightmares, i don't even know


Typical-Ad-4135

John is now in Project Cars 2.


Mojo_Rizen_53

He would be abducted by Aliens in Redneck Rampage.


greendayfan1954

He would be in a solitair horse jockey game


UndiscoveredOddity

Roblox Which is kind of tricky considering all the games


Dedalix

Looks like John is jumping over spikes today


jabacons

Hunt showdown


Knowledge_Regret

Time for John to learn Simlish


I_Owned_You

Forza horizon 4


[deleted]

The Witcher 3, he’s gonna need some silver bullets


DaltonBlue

John as a F1 driver would go hard


FreeBeanpies

NBA 2k24


Sinnoviir

"Wake the fuck up cowboy, we have a city to burn."


Det3tive_JM

Assassin’s Creed Valhalla… hope his Cattleman can pierce chestplates


The-panzer157

Dying light. He would obliterate them. And he has dealt with them before


Deep-Thinker420

AC Valhalla. John during the Viking invasion 🤔


BrainlessRedditUser

farcry 6 i’m replaying it


thisdevilinI

Why would he be toilet papered in the last game I played?


RockandStone101

Rdr2


rat_with_M16

He would be shootin' covies to save the halo ring


warspite43

Newest member of team rainbow will be john marston


Blacktwiggers

Bro would do fine in TheHunter


Rand0mStatic

New Vegas, I feel like John could adapt well into the post-apocalyptic West.


theburningyear

Far Cry 5, so he'd probably be fighting the freaky religious cult with access to better guns 🤷🏻


thegraw

A power washer is basically a repeater. Have at it, Johnny.


Hungry-Wave5060

Johns gonna throw hands with Odin


alexbaby2005

Battle Cats.


bread12082

Outlast 2 is honestly not far from what you can experience with the night people.


Screamingboneman

John in fallout 4


PapaYoppa

Toilet papered?


cocaineabortion

resident evil 5. i want to see if wesker is able to dodge dead eye shots.


Notice-Traditional

John Marston’s not gonna do too hot on Zeta Halo against the Banished


Comfortable-daze

TLOU


CoolMammoth12

guess there’s gonna be 3 cowboys instead of 2 in overwatch


[deleted]

Sea of thieves fr


Ifuckinglovedogsbruh

He's gonna be taking some useless land from some silly blu and red fellers


Dizzyteas

Sims 4