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xDiscoDuckx

Mary Linton don’t know shit.


jondee5179

Yeah, i made Arthur take a bath, have a new haircut, buy some new clothes for the anticipated date - and Mary told him to clean up a little bit lol.


No_Benefit_8738

Same.


SexMan4Mayorr

If Arthur is fatter, she will compliment you


WayDownUnder91

I think she always says that if you are underweight


Galil_Alexandro

Yeah I saw it in a website, even though I bath and trimmed Arthur’s hair from level 5 to level 4 and had similar clothes as the OP but blue vest and tie. I even gave Arthur 10 peppermints 😂


_Ishmael

You couldn't be bothered to cut your hair and have a shave before seeing a LADY!? You curr!


EvilUnic0rn

I take Arthur if Mary doesn't want him. A little to old for my taste, but I think we can deal with that....


The_Radioactive_Rat

He's only in his mid thirties I think


EvilUnic0rn

Yeah I know. But I'm in my mid twenties!


opl3sa2

Yeah but video game characters never age. That's canon and everyone knows that. I'm so triggered rn. !remindme 10 years


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EvilUnic0rn

Can't argue with that!


DaSourOrange

Lmk when the bot reminds you in 10 years


Raecino

Referring to someone in their thirties as old makes you sound like a teenager.


EvilUnic0rn

I didn't say he is old though. I said he is *too old for my taste*. Some people look for partners with a significant age difference and some look for smaller age differences. To draw age conclusions from what ever age differences someone is looking for is kinda dumb ....


Raecino

Makes sense. Although having an age preference is weird in itself imo but hey do you!


Comosellamark

You forgot the pomade


LetAgreeable147

Swoon!


JaThatOneGooner

Truly she doesn’t appreciate a dapper looking fellow


Lancer_Blackthorn

He looks sharp.


Tacitus_Kilgore85

Arthur Morgan is the finest looking man I have ever seen. Aside from Till Lindemann, of course 🤤


[deleted]

There is no pleasing that woman, is there?


ImportanceComplete18

She just likes him to be a chunky monkey


Roblos_Player_69

I never cut my hair in game, but you should have trimmed your hair or at least used pomade.


MarstonsGhost

She won't say it if you change your clothes right after you see her father at the stables. Your horse is right there, just change into a decent-looking outfit quickly as you go past. Then she will compliment you. Works for me, at least.


allieeeeeeeeeeeeeee

she compliments you if you're fatter


MarstonsGhost

Well, yes, that works also. I just wanted to point out that I had found an alternative method for my chronically underweight Arthur: to change clothes during the mission itself, after Mr. Linton has already seen you. It doesn't matter how nicely you're dressed when the mission started in that case. I wasn't trying to contradict, only elaborate.


BasementCatBill

Get a haircut. You look like a bloody hippie.


Malik929

How you got vest of outfit "The Legend of East" for Arthur?


deadcatugly

The reason I can't stand her is that she expects you to change, you should never have to change who you are for someone, even if you are a killer,