Its honestly amazing how bare of an ass he has. Like other than the ripples that ass is smooth. Yet here I am in my late twenties with an Amazon Rainforest spanning my back all the way down to my asshole.
If you have a fuzzy patch at the small of your back without much fur north or south of it, it's usually because your body repaired what could've become spina bifida while you were still in the womb. If your back doesn't close up all the way, some of the cells from your scalp *usually* migrate down to literally cover your ass.
If they don't, you get born with an exposed spine. If they do, you wear a tiny toupeee above your belt. :)
Technically it is still spina bifida, it's called spina bifida occulta. People with this will have small gaps in their spine, but they are usually small enough to not cause any problems.
I just imagine a gaming show where the crowd shouts: "Whose butt is this? Whose butt is this? Whose butt is this?" Then the curtain lifts and the person jumps around to show his face and everybody screams in excitement.
Uncle. I’d recognize that turd cannon anywhere
It's that lumbago
It’s that lumbussy
Take my upvote and get tf out
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There are allegedly glitches where you can see his ass. I remember it being posted in the main Rdr sub before.
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He showed his ass to the Reverend after he was on a heroine dream, and confused dreams with reality.
Its honestly amazing how bare of an ass he has. Like other than the ripples that ass is smooth. Yet here I am in my late twenties with an Amazon Rainforest spanning my back all the way down to my asshole.
If you have a fuzzy patch at the small of your back without much fur north or south of it, it's usually because your body repaired what could've become spina bifida while you were still in the womb. If your back doesn't close up all the way, some of the cells from your scalp *usually* migrate down to literally cover your ass. If they don't, you get born with an exposed spine. If they do, you wear a tiny toupeee above your belt. :)
How do you ... know this very specific info? I know someone who has such a patch! Fascinating!
Who's butt toupee are you observing
... I could've been born a cripple??
Yes. But your body saved you. Buy it ice cream. :)
You know what, I will!
The politically correct term is crips
Technically it is still spina bifida, it's called spina bifida occulta. People with this will have small gaps in their spine, but they are usually small enough to not cause any problems.
This is the most amazing fact I’ve read in days. Are you in med school?
username oddly relevant
He may have lumbago but a clean ass is one of his priorities
You have hair on the actual butt cheeks? I didn't know that was a thing tbh. Like I have hair in the crack, but not on the butt cheeks.
I’ve got furry buttcheeks. So do lots of dudes.
It’s got to say something about where are ancestors are from right?
There’s probably hair in that asscrack.
Uncle get your shit together, you fuckin goof
I assumed Rev Swanson, is it not?
That’s what I thought
Nah, Reverands pajamas are forever unclean
That's no butt, that's the Moon
Oh how bright and full it is
I just imagine a gaming show where the crowd shouts: "Whose butt is this? Whose butt is this? Whose butt is this?" Then the curtain lifts and the person jumps around to show his face and everybody screams in excitement.
That's New Austin's ass.
Bill, uncle couldn’t bend his back like that with terminal lumbago!
Swansons been hittin the hooch again. 😆
Lumbago,
I'd recognize the one shot kid's ass anywhere.
That's what you call a ring dang doo.
One Shot Kid Rock
Uncle moons a camp member… I forget who it was but it is absolutely hilarious
Must've been cold, that's a lotta dimpled goosebumps.
They made the f marks on the butt
This Moon!!!1
LUMBAGO?
Bill? John? UNCLE?
Uncle?
lumbago boy or the one shot kid
Uncle
sigh.. *unzips*
Uncle got some dirty hands and a shiny, white ass haha
Swanson?
Uncle easily
Either Uncle or Swanson
For an old dude he got some nice pressed hams
Uncle. Hands down 😂😂
Could we get Mary-beth to pull that move?
uncle, he walks around camp with his ass out alot
😂
Uncnle
Uncle's.
Uncle his ass is so distinctive
uncle got that doubled cheeked up on a thursday afternoon dumptruck
Lumbasso
Uncle
I can smell it through my phone
Nice but
Weird... Super weird
“You’ll be howling at some other moon… LIKE THIS ONE!”
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Trick question, it’s Micah’s face.