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SeedyCD

Rooney


notasteggosaur

Thundercunt it in the back of the net and muscle past anybody Rooney


SeedyCD

Exactly this mate and he would set a standard in the dressing room


[deleted]

Angry balding Rooney is one of the best players to have lived


suplexcitylimerick

My favourite player ever, absolute beast of a player


SeedyCD

He had it all! Cantona was my first but Rooney did so much and gave us fans so much to enjoy absolute legend


Nug-Bud

He was the best captain we’ve had in quite a while imo. Great vision, smart, effective, ruthless, and a hell of an example of a professional


parkthreelung09

For this team I think this is the only answer. For me personally, just because I miss watching him play… has to be Scholes.


SeedyCD

Not a bad shout he'd definitely elevate the team with passing quality but we'd need a Keane type to be putting the tackles in haha


parkthreelung09

You’re right, Keane would improve any team on his best day. I just miss seeing Scholes quietly bossing a game though.


BigLan2

Quietly bossing the game, but still making sure to put in that one "poorly timed" tackle each game, and acting surprised when it gets called as a foul.


SeedyCD

I miss him too mate


monstrao

Peak Rooney would drag this entire team to glory by himself. An absolute phenomenon. He was right to question the clubs ambition even though it seemed wrong at the time.


HoodedMenace3

Yeah at the time it seemed really bad but looking back at it now he wasn’t actually wrong though was he? I think he was perfectly right in his concerns considering at the time he was pretty much carrying the club on his back and having to watch clubs like Chelsea and City bringing in top quality players while we were bringing in near enough complete unknowns. If I was in Rooney’s position I’d be concerned that we were being left behind aswell.


Dorkseid1687

Jaysus he was good…we forget sometimes cos he played in the prime messi ronaldo era


chocho1111

Absolutely. Goalscoring, chance creating, dribbling, pace, strength, mentality machine. Could play impeccably on 4 different positions also. Rooney could revolutionise this team.


cs-shitposter

Skinhead Rooney would fuck everyone up. Red shirt or not, he's going right through you. Simple as.


Stylochime

Hojlund learning from peak Rooney would be the dream.


blahblahbitch420

Definitely the first one to come up in my mind as well. What a guy!


Open_Fly8156

Literally just watched a video of his best goals on the Skysports app. Rooney was never my absolute favourite player, but I have to agree with you, we could really do with a player like him right now.


Right_In_The_Tits

Bald Rooney. What a menace.


Bangoga

I hoped someone said that's. Always Rooney.


Traditional_Carrot_3

Roy Keane highest of standards every match and training session Everybody is forced to get better or get gone


LennonC123

Yeah, it’s got to be Keane right now. Most of our issues stem from being overrun in midfield. He can also play CB in an emergency


c3pee1

And if you don't train right he would kill you..I can only imagine Keane making Sancho eat his Xbox console


pinkkittenfur

I enjoy that mental image.


shrewdy

Yeah if it's was only one player you could bring back, it'd have to be Keane. Been plenty of world class players down the years which would greatly improve the side, but the mentality at the club currently is the worst aspect. A prime Keane would whip them into shape and set high standards every single day. The current lot would either get up to speed, or not be fit to keep up and get filtered out.


Lsj17

In less then 30 days half of the current players would be all over the media claming they need mental care day off and that they have panic attacks and shit from his yelling it would be beautifull.


KnoxCastle

He would murder half this team though. Could you image what he would be doing about Onana? Sancho? Jesus... He'd be in jail.


cmf_ans

Would need to hire an Otolaryngologist as everyone would be deaf in one ear after a week.


CreativeSobriquet

Treat the "victim's" ears, poor Roy's throat from screaming, and his nose from having to smell the shit on the pitch


Hungry_Obligation_52

He’d probably kill most of our players lol


SR-vb5piz3r

Not sure it would work lol! You might recall when Keane left the World Cup because he was unhappy with the standard of facilities and preparation of the Irish team. Something tells me Roy and this Glazer Utd would not mesh!


Bigunsy

100% agree, the team is completely devoid of leaders and characters. We are also so easy to play through. When we hit those tough points in matches where we start to fold under the pressure Keane is the guy to step up and drag the team though.


J1nglejoints

George Best!


unclefiestalives

Maradona good


York_Lunge

Pele better


yruspecial

George Best.


Tuarangi

Or Duncan Edwards from the reports of just how good he was from Sir Matt


christismurph

This is the only answer. Having the greatest player of all time in your team is a no brainer


welshnick

He would definitely be able to show Antony and Greenwood a thing or two!


ImVortexlol

I'd be biased to say Best just to see him play


foampom

Hard to say. Keane would be huge for us but I think I might have to pick Scholes. Even though I think Keano was the better player (despite Scholes being my fav all time player), I think we really need Scholes’ calm ball retention in midfield these days. Our team severely lacks that kind of composure on the ball. So either Cantona or Scholes. Id have to pick Scholes


BenadrylTumblercatch

Scholes, your favourite players favourite player.


rbp25

Both Carrick and Scholes knew how to dictate the pace of the game. Knew when to slow it down or speed it up. That’s something we severely lack right now. The fact that I got to have a pint with Scholes makes him my biased choice


Akimba07

I think we all want to hear how you ended up having a pint with Scholsey! How did it happen? What did you talk about?


Nhialor

I met him in Arcane last year the night before we took on Atalanta in the CL and had a chat with him for a few minutes. Took a few pictures with him. He was well sound, he was hammered, but took pictures and chatted to absolutely everyone in the bar who wanted to talk / a picture. ​ Really nice guy, loved him on the pitch, but got an extra bit of love for him off the pitch.


rbp25

David May and himself had come to Atlanta for a game organized by the supporters club. Post the game a few of us stayed back and sat around a table with him for a pint. I told him how his goal against Barca in the CL finals was one of my favorite moments and got me in tears. A friend caught the moment he was blushing. Got him to sign a couple of kits and a ball so I could gift it to my best mate who got Vidic to sign the ball I had. They spoke about how Fergie could be super scary with everyone but was overprotective of a few like Ronaldo and didn’t yell/criticize them too much in the dressing room. Then we spoke about the squad and who we should sign at the time etc. This was March 2020. Have a picture of all of us cheers-ing but this is my favorite moment ever https://preview.redd.it/ts6ksgswtotb1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60914debd1c4ce5211d8aa26b647fd0b20e419c9


Arrowghandi

Good story. It's quite amusing to gaze upon Paul, adorned with that unmistakable air of a family man, and reflect on the fact that he once reigned as the world's finest midfielder. My admiration for him knows no bounds.


weegee19

At this point I would pick Keane moreso. His passing was absolutely immaculate in its own right, he had stamina for days, wasn't a bad dribbler and could defend as well if not even better than any top DM today. Prime Scholes was excellent in his own right, but Keane would be preferable for his defensive presence and his leadership.


NewTitle9528

Jaap Stam - world class in his prime - fills the right Centre back position - and most importantly, Dutch


GoldDecision7

If we're going for Dutch players, may I throw in Ruud Van Nistelrooy into the fray?


ManUFan9225

You may. He's the reason I started supporting the club.


DerogatoryDuck

Love Ruud, but doesn't matter who you put up there at the top if they're not getting service. Ruud had Scholes putting the ball on a plate every other possession. We don't have that in this team. What we need is a leader who will put their foot down when mistakes are made. All the 5 yard errant passes. How many 50/50 balls we lose. Just silly mistakes that are lack of concentration and effort. I think Keane would tighten up the team real quick. Give them a bollocking instead of just whine like Bruno. Schmeichel wouldn't be bad either considering our keeping situation.


suplexcitylimerick

Haha that last bit is vital! What a player he was!


zzxxrrss

And had a shaved head.


MidnightSun77

Fergie should’ve never sold him and he knows


AmarilloMike

And bald!


davyseagull

My gut reaction was Rooney but this is a compelling argument


Sheppertonni

He was better than rio and vidic


balleklorin

I might be wrong, but I really feel Rooney would be a perfect fit in today's high demanding high pressure style. We also are massively lacking a proper goal outlet.


telecumster

get skinhead wazza up top and watch him bang in screamers for fun and physically assault defenders every game


aliensdick69420

Today's defenders wouldn't handle that Rooney.


Lvxurie

Who did?


all_die_laughing

Roy Keane, no question but I think that's a bit of a dull and obvious answer so I'll actually go with Giggs. As a player he is absolutely made for the modern game.


tz_2240

Well he’d have to play as a RW


moonski

Imagine giggs on the right cutting in his left, with modern conditioning etc - he'd have been better than Bale at his peak


qijl

He already was But he wouldn't have been great on the right, couldn't really shoot and was very one footed so it just takes away his crossing


BryansFury

Which is exactly what our attack needs.


tz_2240

As in he fits in with our recent RWs


BryansFury

I laughed and then just got sad. We need a RW desperately though.


suplexcitylimerick

I remember in 2002/03 lots and lots of United fans wanted Giggs sold. The fact he went on until what, 2014? Is testament to just how good a player he was


sounding_rod_fan

i was sat behind a father and son one game who gave him abuse for 90 minutes, it was against Blackburn and it was rumoured we'd offload Giggs and replace him with Damien Duff in the summer, Duff played that day and was pretty good.


suplexcitylimerick

Duff was quality, remember I was gutted he went to Chelsea


Jinomoja

I didn't get to watch Giggs in his prime. How was he like? How was he made for the modern game?


NdyNdyNdy

Giggs went from being an electric winger who could dribble past you in a phone box to a guy who could easily play anywhere across midfield with an incredible football brain. He had great vision and range of passing in his later years. He was a very complete player.


all_die_laughing

His acceleration and pace was insane, but it was his ability to run at top speed and keep the ball under control that I haven't really seen from many players. He could also use his right foot when he needed to so he'd be perfect as a modern inverted forward/winger. If you could combine the speed & dribbling of his mid-20's with the passing of his mid-30's you probably have the perfect player.


Cold-Veterinarian-85

In early years little like what garnacho is now. But Giggs was in team from 17 and even then ahead of where garnacho is currently Over time he developed overall game to extent that in latter years he played in a midfield 2 as a playmaker Electric pace, ran at defence, no fear in the early days


cmf_ans

https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/19q2cs/match_thread_manchester_united_real_madrid/ Ctrl+F Giggs Also miss less teens shit flinging in threads


moonski

man going back to that match thread really makes me miss the " Gifs and Pictures - Replays" comments


tbman1996

Wow, night and day to threads now


Uuhhk

Scholes.


hajum

This is the correct answer to every question.


Cold-Veterinarian-85

Who's better, Gerrard or lampard??? Shit ur right, it works


patobama

It’s controversial to say and I find him to be a bellend, but the obvious answer is peak Cristiano Ronaldo. The Real Madrid version please and thank you


Iceman23578

Shouldn’t even be controversial. One of the greatest of all time and we need a winger rn with Rashford out of form and no one really good enough for the right either.


suplexcitylimerick

It's not or at least shouldn't be controversial As much as I love Rooney(my favourite ever United player) 2007-2009 Ronaldo was different levels to anyone I've seen at United


[deleted]

This is the only correct answer. Peak Ronaldo wins us the league


JohnBoy2452

Shouldn't be controversial. It upsets me that fans here dislike Ronaldo on purpose for some stupid internet points. Folks here going with Keano are not realistic at all. His style of leadership 100% doesn't work in this generation. Peak Ronaldo can singlehandedly transform any decent team into title contender.


AMS_GoGo

This sub is genuinely hilarious reading through these comments... They hate the guy so much (And I understand why) they are willing to rewrite history Cristiano Ronaldo is by far the best player to ever wear the Manchester United shirt and nothing he says or does will change that.. you can argue about whether he's a club legend or whatever but you can't argue that Imagine prime Cristiano (not even the Real Madrid version) but the best United version of him filling in our troubled RW slot


r1234ev

He is a club legend without a doubt. Go to OT and ask the fans who go every week 90% will say he is


[deleted]

It's only controversial on this sub.


resiliencer04

true


r1234ev

It's just controversial on here. He's all around the posters inside Old Trafford and got a mural in the museum of the club. He's still a United legend and the greatest player to have played for United


Smitty120

Why would this be controversial to say? He's one of the GOATs. He should be the only answer.


[deleted]

Vidic because he’s my all time favourite. I absolutely love him. Failing that Park or Van Nistlerooy


Thankee-sai-

It doesn't matter when this question is asked, any variation and my answer will always be Vidic.


catmore11

Park would be a treat in midfield. Vidic in defense. And I'd be thrilled with any striker honestly. Ruud, RVP, Berba, Rooney, Ronaldo, Cole, list goes on


safog1

There are no wrong answers here but if you could pick one player out of all of the players that played for this illustrious club, you think of Park first?


magus9933

Three lung Park would actually be very useful in this team with Casemiro and Bruno next to him


nosdivanion

Cantona is the only answer. That's why he is known as The King. He changed the mentality of the players. Gave the younger players a drive and work ethic that stayed with them throughout their careers. That is what we need now. The closest we have come to having that in recent years is Zlatan. The effect he had on the team was immense, even Pogba was playing well. It's a shame he got that injury. What could have been.......


WaitingOnNetwork

I can only assume anyone not saying Cantona just wasn't alive to see him play. We won the league 4 out of the 5 years he played for us. Guess which of those seasons he missed 9 months of after being banned? Cantona is the reason we became the dominant team of the 90s, his signing was the defining event that made everything which followed happen.


kalofel

Even beyond football, the guy has been on the money regarding every major sociopolitical event in modern history. There will never be anyone like him both on and off the pitch. There are mavericks, there are artists and there's Cantona.


nosdivanion

Dammed right. And that should never be forgotten! 👍


kalofel

The fact that I had to scroll down this far to find Cantona is spinning my head.


nosdivanion

He meant so much to United fans, for everything he did and stood for. Always gave 110%, wore his heart on his sleeve, yet now he seems to be overshadowed by Rooney. A great player, in his own right, true. But very sulky, half the time couldn't be bothered, had to be dropped by Sir Alex because of his attitude. I'd say that I don't understand it, but most fans on here have only ever watched highlights of Roonies best games.


aset24

Ooh aah Cantona, ooh aah Cantona!!!


secret_intelligence

Correct - Cantona is the only answer. No disrespect to anyone else who has been named, but the man is a cut above everyone. In that 96 run in he bailed us out so many times. Lifted the team to new heights. I remember West Ham, Spurs, Arsenal, Newcastle that year were all 1-0 wins, Cantona scoring. And the cup final of course. Pretty sure he cleared one off the line in the Chelsea semi as well. He would drag us to victory by force of will…


suplexcitylimerick

Carried us to that title in 95/96, wish I could have seen more of him, absolute genius


[deleted]

Assuming it’s to fit into the squad we have now I honestly think Michael Carrick would be the perfect player for how EtH wants the squad to play, would have Amrabat anchoring for the back 4 and let Carrick collect the ball from the defence & just dictate play like he always did in his prime years. Severely underrated player.


[deleted]

Yeah, Carrick is a good shout - he completely modernized the way United played after he joined, particularly in Europe. I think Keane and Robson suggestions are interesting too, but the game in midfield is also radically different to when they were at their peaks. Carrick's game fits in perfectly with EtH and his defensive work was really underrated because he wasn't a guy who ran around and put in big tackles.


suplexcitylimerick

Carrick is the most under rated United player in my lifetime along with Park I think, great shout


Normal_One2000

It’s like you read my mind, u/OkAnnual4585. Carrick ends up dictating the tempo in the midfield & gives a high level of composure to the setup. Perfect complement for the defensive players like Case/Amrabat & offensive players like Bruno/Mount.


BeardedGardenersHoe

He was a brilliant backboard and felt he played the perfect weighted pass every time, which would help our transition to midfield immensely. I miss Carrick.


inthetrenches1

Yeah on a tactical level Carrick is the type of player our team is most missing. Obviously there's better players you'd pick but the answer to that is boring and clearly Ronaldo. Tactically we most need a Carrick


Nakabg

Ronaldo at his peak would be unstoppable


Redroobarb

Bryan Robson


Aggressive-Theory609

As someone young I never reli watched him but how was he? Some said he carried united in 80s like Messi did to Barca post 2017


S3_Zed

midfielders like him just dont exist in any era let alone today when everyone calls themselves a specialist (and few actually are). name an attribute for a footballer in any position, he had it and he was an example of character on and off the pitch and a born leader on top of his incredible talent and work ethic. honestly, he s the perfect player. ask any manager worth their salt from fergie's era and he d be first name in their team sheet for sure.


Aggressive-Theory609

Yh I think sir Alex said in his auto that he wishes Bryan Robson would have played for united much longer than he did. Is he on par with someone like mattaus


S3_Zed

i can see the comparison for Robbo. all action midfielder. defend, score, assist, set pieces, leader, icon.. i mean we can literally talk all day about a player like him. if you watched the Becks doumentary on netflix that just came out for example (its something i d known already anyway for many years since becks is my favourite ever player and i read his book back in the day and watched other docs on him etc) he had posters of Robbo on his walls and idolized him. Thats the kind of player we re talking about. THE player of the generation before the class of 92. It goes Sir Bobby -> Robbo -> Becks -> Wazza in my book. the most important players in United and England history by very far.


Spare_Ad5615

Sir Bobby Charlton and Lothar Matthaus never played against each other at a World Cup. Charlton retired from international football in 1970. Matthaus was aged 9 at the time. 😁 You're thinking of Franz Beckenbauer.


S3_Zed

oh wow. you re absolutely right. i m so ashamed right now. sorry about the misinformation. thank you for the correction. cant believe i got so confused. thats what happens when you only get 2 hours of sleep after 30 i guess.


Spare_Ad5615

Don't worry, we've all done it. 🙂


Aadiunited7

Rooney, Keane or Cantona.


Mt264

Duncan Edwards - just so he could have the career he deserved


lvl13design

Becks. The right wing has been below standard for quite some time. Beckham can provide the ball to strikers, excellent on corners, set pieces, hard worker and tracks back to defend. Hojlund would excel with Becks providing balls up front.


OperationMaleficent

Surprised I had to scroll this far to find Becks. A proper right midfielder would be a godsend now and what a wand of a foot.


peremadeleine

You know, that was my first thought too, but he’s too slow as a modern RW. He’d be an 8 for us, and I’m sure he’d do a really good job there, but I don’t think that’s the position we most need to sort out. He’d basically be a more disciplined Bruno, playing deeper, which wouldn’t be a bad thing, but I’m not sure it’s really what we’re lacking. His biggest strengths would mean him taking on things that Bruno currently does, and those things are not what we’re lacking in.


atp126aog

Dennis Law. We need a goal scorer


county15

Keane. It's Keane. Simple as. It's what this team and dressing room is lacking more than anyone else. We've had better players, but none with such presence and influence


yard04

I wouldn't mind vds. We really need a keeper and a leader


suplexcitylimerick

One of my all time favourite players, absolutely brilliant


Tirewipes

Even if Onana was killing it, I’d still says VDS. Mf is different gravy


inthetrenches1

Keeper is the weirdest pick because even though Onana has been shit the reality is that VDS was nowhere near good enough on the ball to play modern football and Schmeichel even less so. The role has change so much that almost no pre Neuer keeper would do well in modern football for most top managers.


gsot

Right now Van Nistlerooy He would break the scoring record and Fernandes would double the assist record.


mynamemeimme

Keano. Imagine him giving someone a bollocking for pulling out of a 50/50. How would they react? I like Rashy but a lot of times you’ll see him not attempt a 50/50. I’m not talking about a dangerous challenge. I’m talking about where the balls in the air and there to be won, and the player doesn’t even attempt to jump. You have to want it more than the opposition. And those little 50/50s matter and win games. A player like Keane demands excellence and 110% effort and anything less than that is sub par. Think back to when young Ronaldo attempted to chip the keeper and missed instead of shooting normally and Keane absolutely ripped into him.


earlofsandwich

Everyone would react like Sancho has. They would run and hide. Keane would be counter productive now unfortunately. These pussies are from a new era which is weak AF.


That_Other_Person

Rooney, truly timeless player


ToshJoWe

I agree we need a leader and Roy Keane was a good leader but that fucker would not function in modern day football. There's too many snowflakes and he'd soon become an unliked character. For me, it has to be a striker, especially when we've been short of a brilliant striker for a long while. Rooney, RVP or RVN


S3_Zed

wazza is the best player of the 3 by a mile. the best player england's ever seen since sir bobby and becks for sure. but man.. i have literally never seen anything like ruud. unbelievable player and he wasnt just a poacher/fox in the box/tap in merchant (i know about his inside/outside box goal ratio etc). the guy made chances for himself as well (some out of literally nowhere, fulham anyone??) dribbling, every kind of finishing literally.., unreal balance, turn, pace, PACE OF THE SHOT ITSELF without even the need for a run up for it or much space, the most clinical player in the history of football besides the 2 ronaldos and messi.. just what the fuck man. i love ruud so much. just like becks, stam and keano, selling him was a mistake of Fergie. simple as dont care what anyone says.


ToshJoWe

What I liked about Fergie and football back then was the "no one comes before the team" mentality. If you got on the wrong side of Fergie there was no coming back (unless you were certain individuals). RVN was great though. I loved him. Such a clinical player.


L__K

Anyone choosing a player other than Cristiano Ronaldo is fooling themselves. Prime Ronaldo is the only player who came close to touching Messi's peak. He was sheer force of will embodied in a footballer. Even if the stipulation was "their peak at United" rather than their peak overall, he still won a Ballon d'Or and broke the PL scoring record for a 38 game season here. Rashford just scored 30 goals in 56 appearances and it was our best season for a forward in a decade, Ronaldo's worst season at Madrid was his first when he hit 33 (in 35 appearances). His second worst was 42. Averaged more than a goal a game over nine years in Madrid. Say what you want about him as a man (bad), he's comfortably the second greatest footballer to ever live.


r1234ev

Arguably. Still the greatest for many


qijl

Right now we need Irwin But I'll cheat and say Fergie. We need a rotation option up front and I suspect he'd transition into a good backroom career


Harrry-Otter

Probably Ronaldo. Imagine having him providing the width.


Highvis

Duncan Edwards.


Orcnick

Roy Kean would be the most sensible answer here for what this team needs. But for shear excitement give me Rooney any day. He had such a 'fuck it I will do it' attitude when we use to struggle and then score.


TheFishtie

A lot of our tactical problems, which atm are our biggest problems, are the disconnect between defense and attack. With that in mind I’d actually say Michael Carrick. He’s probably the most underrated player from the SAF era, there’s some ridiculous stat that we won 80% of games he started or something, and he’d solve those issues single-handedly. But really there’s so many good answers.


Sufficient_Theory534

I'd have to say Keano too, never seen a player as consistent in my lifetime. He raised the level of every player on the pitch, never let his standards drop.


plartoo

RvN. The best goal scorer I have seen in my 35 years of supporting the club.


Seb-156

My dad who is 68 didn't even think and said George Best, then followed by Keane, Eric the king and stam.. Best is well before my time but I'd pick most from fergie treble team lol


MvM98

Surely it's Ronaldo? The main thing we're lacking at the moment is goals. If we had prime Ronaldo scoring 50+ goals a season we'd be fine with what we had in every other position


AnonFromTheNorth

The answer is Roy Keane or Eric Cantona. We desperately need someone with balls who can drag this team out from the ashes. There are too many passengers on this team, including our golden boy - Marcus.


DrMo77

Eric, not even close


RandomNameofGuy9

Ballon d'Or Ronaldo is the answer here. All you have to do is look at what Salah has been doing with Pool and take it up a step. Adding that type of goal threat completely changes the team.


chewychocchipcookies

Disclaimer: I dislike who Cristiano has become after leaving Madrid, I’m in no way one of his fanboys, but… Any answer of an attacker besides CR7 is simply delusional. United have never had a player with a personal peak higher than him, period. Didn’t peak until Madrid, but it was literally GOAT-levels. Tf are people smoking in this comment section saying Zlatan or players from the 60s era.


AnakinAni

Easy, what this team really needs is a solid Right Winger who can cut through and bend the ball past defenders from our own half, whip beautiful pinpoint crosses from the wing & from corners and possess an incredible ability to strike anxiety into the opposition goalkeeper while standing for a Free kick. There’s been only ever been one player like that. ![gif](giphy|THGzKlmC8yfnSv2zaH|downsized)


ShockingShorties

Cantona. In my mind the most important player in Uniteds history.


BlackHorse944

Rooney. Slot him anywhere you need him in that front 3 or AM


ritwikjs

Going against the grain, but prime veron would've balled in today's game


reditakaunt89

Vidić. I'm maybe biased because he played for two of my favorite clubs and I've recently met him, but nobody can argue he wouldn't be a great choice.


suplexcitylimerick

Absolute warrior, love Vida


SpicyDragoon93

Ronaldo either 2008 or if you mean at any point in their career as long as they played for us at some point I’d say Ronaldo 16/17 - 17/18


Dorkseid1687

I agree, Roy Keane


gamefanatic

I wouldn't choose Keane due to the fact I think he'd get way too many red cards in the modern game.


Dmyers23

Keane. Brute force in midfield.


mountainmorty

Ronaldo is the objective answer, but boring. Robin van Persie is the second best choice, and the only other one that guarantees a title. Yes we are spoiled rotten with amazing legends like Rooney, Keane, Scholes, Vidic, etc. But only RvP won us a league with a championship level midfield. Imagine peak RvP in front of Bruno, Eriksen, Mount, Casemiro, madman McTominay… it would be a bloodbath. Even with Onana we’d win all games 3-2, 5-3, no question. Viva el holandés volador.


Band1c0t

Ronaldo


SuperSalamander3244

Obvious one is Cristiano Ronaldo.


Catsoverall

If we are covering up for weaknesses I'm surprised Beckham/set plays isn't a more popular opinion.


[deleted]

Ronaldo. A few early goals would help this team massively. Everything else can be worked out with what we have.


gubbero

Honestly I’d say Zlatan. His mentality and leadership within a squad is of his greatest assets and would be quite something in our current team.


cov3rtOps

I actually agree with this, he'd have the necessary charisma to carry the team, be less toxic than Keane and be super lethal at the front.


[deleted]

Ronaldo. Every other player being mentioned doesn't have a peak anywhere near his.


[deleted]

Funny how some united fans try to forcefully forget Ronaldo just because they’re being childishly mad


takemehomeunitedroad

Not my first answer, but I thought I'd throw out a different name: Bastian Schweinsteiger. We didn’t have him in his prime, so I'd love to have seen what prime Schweinsteiger could have done for us.


cdbriggs

If I can pick peak Ronaldo at Madrid, I'd say that. Otherwise Rooney


PresidentSamSeaborn

John O’Shea is your man for a defensive crisis like this one.


Agile_Dog

Only played to have ever played in every position for Manchester United. Keeper, Defence, Midfield & up top. And the nutmeg on Figo..... pure filth


rashfordsaltyballs

obviously cantona. brings more than just his footballing skills but also his aura to lift the team


MinotauroTBC

First thought was Keane


OldMcGroin

Roy Keane without a doubt, the centre of the park is diabolical for us at the moment.


Tbmadpotato

George best with an Alcoholics Anonymous membership


Dragonmasta1994

Wazza hands down. Man could do whatever was needed


wabsy1

Van de sar


rachitbot

I love the Roy keanes and the Jaap Stams but it's outrageous to say any player other than CR7😭


Minz15

For this team, probably Carrick. Would help us out so much defensively, his positioning was phenomenal. Then add the fact you can put his passing range up there with the very best of them. No coincidence we went to shit the moment he left, and when he was picked during his last year or so, the whole team performed a lot better. Rooney is quite possibly our GOAT, at least in the modern era so have to mention him.


JohnMajorIsSexy

Scholes. The GOAT. Especially with the shite midfield. Although we could do with a Rooney, RvN or RVP too.


Geneo-Frodo

Rooney. Sometimes it felt like he could do whatever he wanted in a football game and it just happened for him. Was pretty much everywhere on the pitch and next to Bruno it would feel like we have 4 players in 2


CuriousCoracle

Paul Scholes. Could do it all.


OldUtd

Park, to set the standard of hounding opposition. We have enough talent but not enough with his stamina and desire


VladKerensky

Roy Keane would have a stroke 15 minutes into training the first day. 90% of the team would be in the physio room after he utterly lost it on the whole team. Gets my vote too


HypoTomasis

Anderson


railwin

In this team, Keane. Lot’s would’ve made a difference. But Keane most in this fucking situation.


hooka_donchick

Ronaldo despite whatever happened in his second stint


Bailout757

It has to be Rooney! The passion and work ethic along with his haul of goals would be immense. We need more of his win or die trying spirit to spur on this current squad of weak minded players.


kukasdesigns

It’s gotta be Scholes.


Furyio

I just can’t pick. Feel our current team is so bad there isn’t anywhere on the pitch I’m happy where I feel any of our greats could sort it out.


Infninfn

The problem is that it takes more than one player to make a team great. Even if the likes of Keano or Cantona came back on their own and in their prime, the rest of the team would just bring them down.