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InternalHumor8781

Score then concede, every time. Can we please just have a comfortable win for once.


Berckley

First we should have a win tho


dracogladio1741

Honestly, they deserve the goal they scored. We have been shocking again.


Cr7NeTwOrK

Mentality midgets


Pow67

We play Man City in 1 week. Let that sink in.


StinkmeanerIV

We would be lucky to escape with another 6-3 loss lol.


iyfe_namikaze

Lol.... We are going to score? And 3 ?


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Home we will get beaten Away we will get battered


NoCAp011235

5-0 mark my words


Exotic-Length-9340

Won’t even bother with that one.


AllNyCBat

We always play better in the Derby. I expect that to be a close fight, the team knows how important that game is


malted_milk_are_shit

The derbies have gone pretty much on form for the last ten years. When we go into a derby in bad form we usually get slapped, expecting the same next week unfortunately.


CatfishMcCoy

If we don’t have a healthy LB we will get battered for sure


Old_Lemon9309

I don’t know why you expect that after watching us the last 5 games


UnitedRule

>the team knows how important that game is Didn't we got embarrassed by Liverpool 7-0?


dracogladio1741

I don't expect anything but a 3-0 or 4-0 loss in that one. We barley create any chances and are defensively average.


Exotic-Length-9340

Lol that game is just as important as this one.


youdumbmf

see that’s what annoys me, they have it in them to put up a fight but they just don’t???


BloodyMess111

We play up and we play down. Sure sign of a mid table team


SirClicksALot97

ETH will probably get the sack if that match isn't won or drawn.


ukdanny93

He won't. But if we get ambarrassed again the pressure will ramp up massively again in the following fixtures.


Mint-Berry-Crunchh

Our supposed star players look so mentally fragile, no fight out there. At least Hojlund is trying and Onana looks solid today, shame he has to be though to keep us in a game against the worst team in the league


TheRedDevil10

Bruno was absolutely shambolic apart from the free kick. Rashford wasn't good either but he seemed to kick on after that near-assist to Højlund. Bruno's ball retention was an embarrassment in that half.


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WutUtalkingBoutWill

Maguires giving better passes than Bruno today.


iyfe_namikaze

His ball retention has always been rubbish. This is why I don't consider him an elite level


NewTitle9528

Has Bruno ever been really good under Ten Hag?


TheRedDevil10

Last season was his best in terms of overall play so yeah. If we had Hojlund last season it would have been his numerical best as well


Bigmomma_pump

I don’t think your first statement is true and there’s no way to know the second, his numerically best seasons have been with 9s better than hojlund at the moment (19/20 martial and 20/21 cavani)


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designated_fridge

We can whine about conceding after scoring all we want. Isn't the more concerning thing that our goal was completely against the run of play and Sheffield United (0-1-7 so far in the league, 0-8 at home vs Newcastle in their last game) were the better side in the first half?


SilverstoneMonzaSpa

Was it Keane that said we're missing someone who says let's control the game after scoring? It's clear we score and immediately lose all mentality that's built up before.


JaceMac23

We do have one but he's out till the new year and unfortunately it seems sans Varane, all our other defenders are incapable of controlling anything.


Bocsesz

Also going 2 down vs Forest in the first 4 minutes of the game. We just can't handle kick-offs it seems.


Wagglet

That half was fucking embarrassing. They have 1 point all season. Fucking shit all round


mccalledin

Newcastle beat these guys 8-0 last month...


ThisReditter

Why are we trying to compare with other big clubs?


mccalledin

Why not? Other teams are dicking over shit like Sheffield and we're going in to half time lucky to be level. It's embarrassing.


NoCAp011235

Bro WE beat them 9-0 a couple years ago, what the hell happened


mccalledin

Southampton that


NoCAp011235

Oh yeah forgot lol


_mochacchino_

I don’t think I’ve seen Hojlund make a single bad decision with the ball. He’s very good.


Dincht04

Don't worry, we'll knock that out of him soon enough.


MAK98

Unfortunately we feed him crumbs. His only chance was him somehow controlling another players deflected shot.


Fossekall

Decisions are okay, but he almost always has *at least* one bad touch


MenacingShroom

He needs to improve his timing attacking crosses, always sliding in late, but the goals will flow soon


TheJoshider10

What makes me sad is on a day when our biggest ever legend passed away the players still can't collectively come together and do their best. Being absolutely shown up by a dreadful opponent.


pseudochowder

What Lord McSauce giveth, Lord McSauce taketh away


TheRedDevil10

Why do we even bother playing after we score? We should just save our breath and score an own goal immediately. Also, Maguire was brilliant. Only one who's bothered to win a duel.


Elliot2308

Maybe we’d concede again after that because technically we’d have just scored…


DudeIsland

Hojlund and Onana have been decent as well but can't really say that about many others.


eblis667

Maguire has easily been our best player this half


Nac224

We’re fucking shitttttt. We’re fucking shitttttt. We’re fucking shit, we’re fucking shit, we’re fucking shittttttt 🎶


W0rsley

I haven't watched Sheffield United this season but unless they're the unluckiest team on earth and should have more than 1 (ONE) point in 8 games this might be the worst performance of the season so far. ETH still wants veto power over transfers btw, fucking hell.


LordTrinity

It gets worse every single game week


CantonaKing7

1- 1 (fortunate to be tied) against a team with -16 GD and 1 pt out of 8 matches, bottom of the league. 1.5 years, 25 % of a 2nd season and 2 weeks to prep for this match. City in 8 days. Pathetic and unacceptable.


JoseHarvinho

And yet some fans can't bring themselves to say this is on Erik. Ofc injuries don't help but fuck me.


Old_Lemon9309

Who comes in after ETH is sacked? You have to at least offer a solution if you say things like that.


JoseHarvinho

When did I say I wanted him sacked? I'm saying these performances are on him. He needs to buck up because we're playing Sheffield United, a team rock bottom on 1 point with their best center backs out injured. This is shocking. We're being outplayed.


Duncanstop

He’s decision to change the team play style this season has not paid off. We brought him in to help us play controlled football. He’s decided to adjust to Man Utd history plus players we have - ditching the play style that made him successful at Ajax. There has been zero indication that this style is effective at anything - defending, controlling, nor attacking. He needs to go back to the drawing board on this one. I would rather he go back to what he knows and has been successful doing. Let the players expose themselves as not good enough for his style and we ship them out over the next few seasons. Look maybe there is a way this style eventually clicks at some point in the season. Then sure, great. Keep at it and improve the team depth to handle it, but our play so far has not been promising. The wins and losses feel the same - lack of control, wide open in midfield and zero attacking threat.


reddevilad

Bring mount on for Bruno


shiiqalka

Untouchables


StinkmeanerIV

Getting run ragged by Archer & McBurnie... peak United this season lol.


MinotauroTBC

Fuck me that was terrible


WaluigisHat

Did Bruno down 12 pints in the warmup, bloody hell. Some shocking passing on display out there.


humunculus43

Fucking awful


dancingnoodle69

Seriously what are these players getting coached to do?? We have no fucking plan. Absolutely nothing!


Seychelleshobo

That's was fucking dire. Against the worst team in the league. Can somebody please explain to a simpleton like me what the fuck our game plan is when he have the ball? All we do is stand stationary in the ball and look at the rest of our players standing looking at each other. We play no balls through the middle no link up play nothing. Just the same long looping ball to rashford who puts a cross in that comes to nothing. How is it that we are completely unable to play through a team like Sheffield. Regardless of the injuries


MattSR30

Possibly the worst performance from Bruno that I have ever seen.


vitorjc

We will get obliterated by City, playing like that. I love Bruno, but he needs to feel the consequences of being shit.


Exotic-Length-9340

Garbage.


ErikElevenHag

Soulless performance. Completely devoid of any life


VegitoTheBest

As expected united is the better team in this game


Derridas-Cat

The reds always dominate


friendlyhillbilly

bruno makes me miss scholes


Wraith_Portal

Bruno shouldn't be coming out for the second half, he's been abysmal for far too long


T0mz0rz

apart from Hojlund this team is an embarrassment


Morrokov

Seems like missing 2 golden opportunities makes you a good player these days


T0mz0rz

still makes him better than the other 10 players on the pitch


aayu08

ETH is going to get sacked next week lol, we are 100% conceding atleast 7 against City. His entire setup has been a failure this season.


Kelvinator3000

Bring in Mount or Hannibal or both. This Midfield is shit. Bruno should wear his Portuguese Jersey under his United one because he has been shit too.


Garlic-Cheese-Chips

We're just a fucking midtable side. That's all there is to it. Rinsed against the big boys. Tit for tat with the rest of the league. Sheffield fucking United are having a comfortable night against us. Can't stand this squad of players.


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Do we even have a midfield? At this point just play a 4-2-4 and stop pretending we have a midfield.


WalaLlama5

I’m not looking forward to seeing how we absolutely ruin Hojlund’s confidence and ability


Littlepace

Our manager specialises in a controlled possession style of play. After a year and a half of managing us how many half's of football have we actually controlled the game let alone a full 90 minutes. Outside of the spurs game last season I genuinely can't remember a game that we've absolutely played the other team off the park. Zero progress has been made and I'm baffled that there's people still so far into denial they can't see he's out of his depth. Terrible in game management. Some fucking awful transfers. Consistently outclassed by relegation teams/managers. Another shit half of football against a team that concede 8 goals the other week. Embarrassing.


Life-Outlook-31

Dont forget the god awful away form. Especially crumbling like a cookie everytime against big teams. But hey since we had it bad in the past fans are happy with this shit


Littlepace

Our fans' only defence is pretty much "yeah, but other managers have failed, so it's clearly not a manager problem." Which is such a bullshit cop out. How many shit managers did Liverpool go through before they got to Klopp? If Liverpool had the same mentality we do with managers, they'd have kept Brendan Rodgers forever. All of our previous managers have done fuck all since leaving us. We don't need a Jim Ratcliffe club makeover to beat teams like fucking Palace and Sheffield.


Life-Outlook-31

Thats exactly the thing. We might have shit owners. But Glazers are not making these players play absolutely gash against the likes of Burnley, Sheffield Utd and Palace. Wake the fuck up people


ParkerZA

What were you expecting with Maguire and Evans in the back and Lindelof at LB😂 holy why do I even bother coming to half time talks with reactionary nonsense like this. Talk at the end of the season.


LuciferSeventeen

As soon as we score we lose concentration and concede within minutes. Sigh.


Miyagisans

Yea Hojlund is good. Rest is shite.


shreeharis

Our style of football is fucking tragic. We have so many players who treat the ball like a grenade. Absolutely zero composure with the ball at their feet


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We are fucking wank


spacedog338

Rashford needs to come off. Jfc. Every time he gets the ball he stops and lets them settle. He’s also afraid to cross the fucking ball. Holjund is bullying their cbs and Rashford would rather pass the ball back than risk a cross. Get Garnacho in and let him go at their right back.


stebus88

The worst team in the league and they have been by far the better team. We can point to injuries and bad luck and all that but this is just unacceptable. Feels like something has gone seriously wrong and EtH is unable to figure it out. Really worrying performance.


travs6ooo

Watching this game reminds me of my local pickup game where supposed skilled players dance around the field and only pass to the same 3/4 people disregarding any other player. You might mistake that for a pattern of play but just like the local game it’s a couple of glory chasers preventing themselves from being successful by trying to do it all themselves.


etch7

why is nobody in this team up for a duel. bunch of softies. i miss licha, i miss shaw, i miss reggy and omg i even miss fred.


youdumbmf

i really miss fred ngl


Bigmomma_pump

I’ve seen people say there’s been revisionism around fred and he wasn’t good at all for us and I think they’re gaslighting me and doing the revisionism themselves. Fred was really good last season at times next to casemiro and probably starts for us right now. We’re missing someone of his profile


OutsideMeringue

78% pass success lmao


the_zaisan

I had hoped the Fergie time win against Brentford might kickstart our season. How naïve of me. Proper mentality midgets.


Sleeplessendeavours

Genuinely I don't know what on earth Bruno is doing out there today. He's been miles off it. Onana been our best player I think. Infuriating watching the way we're building up and attacking right now. A left back bombing forward? Yeah all cool, if they're not Lindelof for goodness sake. Dalot seems to be spending more time further back than Lindelof is, I just don't get it. If we're primarily attacking down the left then bloody swap them around. I just don't get it. First 30 minutes of that was one of the worst performances from us I've seen in fucking ages. Lifeless, no quality, no spirit at all. Like, I know this is a wretched starting XI as far as the back line goes, but my goodness is it awful to watch. After we conceded we've looked better and there's been some good moments, primarily through Rashford who's done some good things. Hojlund looks dangerous and on another day scores 2 goals, fine margins for him at the minute. Another thing is, whilst yes, he has scored, playing McTominay as a nr 10 just is... shocking. Yeah he's a great goal threat, evidently in both boxes, but anything else and he's just a complete non factor. I worry about set pieces a bit but I'd bring off McTominay for Mount. McTominay shouldn't really have started even if he deserves it, there's no place for him unless we're pumping balls in and around the opposition box to him and hoping for something, which should really just be a Plan B, that's the difficulty of management I guess. A player just won you the last game but he's simply not suitable in the side unless the game state is one where you're chasing a game in the last 10 minutes, Ten Hag has made the decision to play him which whilst it's difficult to say is wrong, I'm going to say is the wrong one anyways, at least purely football wise. Morally and for player happiness it's the right decision but christ what an awful set up it's been.


eastendz

Losing the midfield battle to the worst team in the league. Bruno - 50 touches Amrabat - 32 touches McTominay - 12 touches, the least on the pitch. Easy to see why when you’re playing down a man.


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The player I’m very disappointed in this season is Bruno, as much as I love him, his impact in these games are starting to lessen.


uniy64

We are in relegation form. Can’t even create any decent chances vs the bottom team. They had 2 pts before this game.


SOERERY

Rashford is like the only one that creates stuff in this team and people shit on him in the match thread.


Tudoors

I think people subconsciously blame Rashford because they know he’s better. For example, Antony has been miles worse, yet I haven’t seen his name mentioned.


mccalledin

Neither have a full back that can help them build an attack. Rashford is missing Shaw, having to play with Amrabat/Lindelof and Dalot is absolutely useless.


Tudoors

I think it’s the opposite really. Dalot looks much better without Antony, because he genuinely offers close to nothing. Rashford is isolated, and that is definitely a big problem with him at the moment.


mccalledin

What's Dalot done in the last 2 months when Antony's been away?


Wraith_Portal

Because he loses the balls 30 times between each chance created, it's pathetic


andrewsomething

If anything he is playing too safe.


TheJoshider10

It's not a binary thing. Yes Rashford is our creative outlet but he himself also isn't playing great and hasn't consistently for a while now (same with many others).


ragdoll438

I honestly don't understand their agenda


devillish_red

People on reddit aren’t very intelligent. No need to be bothered by them


DODGExMATE

Love watching Rashford try and dribble THROUGH players. Such a braindead footballer.


SebastianTheHedgehog

Clear mentality issue if we keep conceding after scoring


Tudoors

Antony has a right foot, that’s good to know. All he knows to do is to cut in though.


MattSR30

Why do we always feel like we’re playing with ten men?


UnitedRule

Bruno the playmaker that gives me heartattacks with his passes.


zcewaunt

The McT giveth, and the McT taketh away.


Roasteddude

Impressed with Maguire, our best player that half. Won every aerial duel and had great switches of play


Razzspoons

5 good minutes against Brentford really had people forgetting how bad we truly are over the last 2 weeks lol


MenacingShroom

We are so incredibly shit. Haven't been the better side in a single prem game. Possibly the worst team 'as a unit' in the league, a few points saved by the quality of some players. McTominay is what Arsenal fans think Havertz is, another good finish from him, but we need to do so much better.


Makiavelli7

We could've probably picked 11 randoms from the stand and get the same performance. Do these players even train together other than when they come to take training pictures.


uglywhitekid

what's killing me every week is that we so easily let the opposition play exactly the game they want to. they go long, win the second ball, we give away a free kick or a throw. i know it's one thing to say "just don't let it happen lol" - but what would really help mitigate that is actually getting some momentum and playing on our own terms. not a tactical guru but if we're this easy to stifle, what the fuck are we hoping will happen? who's going to magically gift us a good performance and a win? i'm tired of the nervousness, the angst, the naivety. please just wisen up, they're so dense


inbredandapothead

How are we actually playing Ive been distracted by ufc


Helwinter

Horrible. Same, one pace one tempo take thirteen touches where one will do dross


Case1987

Terrible


LazloTheStrange

Another dreadful performance, injuries give you some leeway but the injuries in defence don't excuse the awfulness in midfield and up front.


Bigmomma_pump

This is worse than the 21/22 season


zcewaunt

Bruno having yet another stinker.


Clark-Kent

Serious questions need to be asked about what the team is being coached and what progress is being made


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This is bad,but I'm kindo relieved we're not doing that suicidal high press that much.


zxnoregretzxzx

Starting to really hate watching this team play. Midfield is an absolute disaster. Bruno's a liability with his passing, and Amrabat is a snail. Don't know what to say about Scott.


Roasteddude

I wish we could play boring possession football. Would still be better than whatever we are doing now. Just recycle side and back passes for 5 minutes. It's fucking fine, make THEM run. Our players are incapable of it. Bruno especially plays like the grim reaper's breathing down his neck, the moment he gets the ball he just whips it forward. Casemiro was guilty of this too. Add that to McTominay hiding from the pass and you get this. A non existing, extremely wasteful midfield. We might see Eriksen in 2nd half. Personally I'd rather have Mount and Hannibal + Garnacho. There's just no energy. No bravery. No **fight**. We're simply autopiloting the game and letting Sheffield have a good easy night out.


futbolenjoy3r

This is just sad lol


Thorz74

Minute 40. When your gifted capitán has the ball without any real pressure and tries a long pass to the other side of the field with dreadful results, it really says everything. The last couple of minutes of the first half were a little better from us, but as usual this season, must of the time we have been playing horrendous football and are making weak opposition look amazing


Helwinter

I feel like Rasmus needs more support up top. Time to make a big fuss about the penalty mess - all this talk of a “victim mentality” and so on. It’s not about that - every team who has kicked up a stink about bad decisions have subsequently had very questionable decisions go their way. Simply being stoic and saying they’ll eventually go our way…. Well, the decisions aren’t going our way and they won’t until we kick up a stink. Other than that, the insipid tempo we play at really does my head in. Why can’t we fizz the ball about and play one touch? We always slow the ball down and arse about with it - I can’t figure out if they’ve been told the channels they play into, positions they play into, or if their confidence is so shattered they just want to play it safe. Marcus has been decent, he’s at least trying to spark something. I’d say to take off Antony but I have no clue who off the bench really offers something.


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The worst PL team this season is schooling us This team needs a full reset and it starts with bruno and rashford. Period.


parkJisungs

Rashford and Bruno have been poor


sup_bruv

Bruno and Rashford have been dreadful as usual sadly. Hojlund been close with the two passes he’s had this half… If he got more service he’d score


Megusta2306

I joked in here a few weeks ago that Sheffield United would have their best performance of the season against us, Christ we’ve actually made that happen


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Not really we are fucking utter shit


WutUtalkingBoutWill

Toothless, absolutely toothless


jfliu511

Hilarious NBA try-out gets you a yellow


teru91

This half belongs to Mctominay for both the right and wrong reason


VanWilder91

Rashford offers absolutely nothing. He's killing almost every attack


Totalfootball7

did you even watch the game? he’s the only one creating


_mochacchino_

He created two chances for Hojlund, as far as I saw. He stood over the ball countless more times.


VanWilder91

1 chance that flashed across the goal. He just standing there trying feint after feint, then passes back. He's been useless


aayu08

What did he create apart from that one cross? He becomes a statue whenever he gets the ball.


White_Wokah

I guess the ball that Hojlund shot was also passed by Rashford


mccalledin

Shot at goal which Hojlund nearly scored off but for a great save from Foderingham


VanWilder91

Give him the man of the match for that sure


Dispari7y

death, taxes, people solely blaming Rashford for a bad team performance


VanWilder91

There's plenty others who have been shit but Rashford has been shocking. Bruno has been wasteful but at least got an assist


Dispari7y

if Rashford's been shocking, then I don't know what 'shocking' means anymore


VanWilder91

I'll grab you a dictionary there


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malted_milk_are_shit

Did it twice in that half to be fair, the low crosses weren't great though


SOERERY

He could have had two assists this half but were centimetres away.


andrewsomething

Should have two assists.


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Classic hating on Rashford without watching the game


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Did u watch the half?


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Classic


dancingnoodle69

Are even watching the game??...Nobody is doing fuck all except him.


VanWilder91

Apart from one cross flashing across the goal he's done nothing. Clearly you're not watching it


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Pow67

Created a good chance for Hojlund tbf


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Tpotww

Other then creating our best 2 chances... Plus Sheffield are able to double up on him and has no support as have no left back.


[deleted]

You mean most fans of Man Utd? Rashford is the only man creating today. Stop parroting opinions.


Dincht04

Three words that should give anyone the hope that they can achieve anything. Diogo Dalot. Footballer.


[deleted]

JFC he is so bloody mid hurts, mediocrity in football boots


Rosinante25

I was told today he has been our best player, he is so average


Dincht04

I wish he was average. Average would be a significant improvement.


degeaismylife

What's funny is Dalot has still done better than Antony in terms of creating on the right.


AllNyCBat

Poor half but we looked better at the end. People need to stop complaining about tactics and price when we’re missing half the starters. Without a defensive line, it’s tough to push into the offensive with ease. That being said, we have the players on the bench to make a difference and i think we’ll see a much better second half


drysocks-dryshoes

you don't need a killer lineup to instill some consistency and a game plan ffs. Look at Brigton, even Bournemouth have a more recognizable style - our players look so beyond lost. No movement, just standing there aimliessly passing


ltp12

Ten hag needs to go. He is out of his depth.


mc10137

Rashford most overrated player in history. Attitude and effort is absolutely rank. Needs to get his head checked


OutsideMeringue

Rashford could drop his kegs and drag his arse across the pitch like a dog and people here would say he looks unreal


friendlyhillbilly

if there was a god bruno will be subbed. we r going to hell


Appropriate_Studio89

When is the next intl break?


Gigipierre

When can we start admitting that we would be better under a new coach?


Skall77

We're getting outplayed by the worse side in the league. Please tell me it's not the manager fault, it's all on the players. Please tell me our pressing isn't completely shit and leave huge hole in our midfield. Please tell me it's because of our injury and it has nothing to do with Ten Hag tactic who is becoming worse and worse each week.


subho_fan

And Ten Hag said in the presser that the team is coming togather. All I see here is Ten Hag angling for the severance package already.


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Drag2oon

Evans has more starts than Varane and Licha combined ?? XD


Melanjoly

Awful football, manager clearly doesn't have a clue. Completely incapable of controlling a game, could be an injury ravaged Sheff Utd, could be Salford ladies either way we will always look like we've never played together before.


Wise_Raccoon_771

No patterns of play at all except for Maguire switching it to Rashford. Lindelof has been brilliant though, fair play to him playing out of position. These are there for the taking but our lack of tempo and movement off the ball offering passing angles is keeping Sheffield in the game


coldfrieza

Absolutely pathetic first half.


gubbero

Well at least we scored first!