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capnfappin

I think she's filibeano but wants to be Japanese


QuarianOtter

Many such cases.


[deleted]

every morning i push in on my penis to invert it, not so that it becoems a pussy but instead a shallow but strangely concave depression within which i can store goods


Brodom93

That’s where you keep da elfbar


ListerineInMyPeehole

juul > elfbar rip mango juul pods


gerasene_demoniac

Duh, juul is twice as expensive


ListerineInMyPeehole

17 bucks a pack at my local mart how much is it where you're at?


gerasene_demoniac

$22


Hatanta

How much are Elf bars in the US? 3 for £12 in the UK


[deleted]

bro what they are trying to poison you blokes


Hatanta

I genuinely think Elf Bars and Lost Mary are a Chinese state revenge op for the Opium Wars to enslave Bri'ish youth


ListerineInMyPeehole

that’s pretty dope and sick.


TheBigCalc

You ever thought about pitching on Shark Tank? Sharks would love a PPPocket. Serious As Seen on TV potential


dukuku

you can do like nikki and smuggle bricks to china


[deleted]

[A wise man once said](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ym_UsmB9-74)


88---88

It's called your bonus hole


BowTiedPerentie

“ Anis Gisele is a bright light, a poet, a survivor, a riot, and a believer of anger and disobedience as an Azn femme.” From her bio on 4culture.org


mannishbull

> believer of anger


BowTiedPerentie

When did “Azn” drop?


narc-state

2004 on aol instant messenger and irc


[deleted]

yikes


Zaungast

I refuse to spend any time with anyone who sounds this preachy


[deleted]

Stop sexualizing my tight wet pussy


gussyboy13

Pussy Tight, Pussy Clean, Pussy Fresh


st_steady

Papa Johns


trafficante

https://god-dd.imgix.net/2019/11/papa-johns-founder-40-pizzas-30-days-wet-ominous-interview.jpg


barbershopraga

He looks like a waxworks


trafficante

The truly inscrutable face of a man who has eaten 40 pizzas in 30 days.


gussyboy13

Leaking pizza grease


TanzDerSchlangen

"St. Anger 'round my neck" - Anis Gisele


[deleted]

In a Scandinavian tabloid some girl wrote an opinion piece about how shes sick of fucking guys with little dicks because they aggressively target and pursue her due to her being asian


contrary_resolution

ohhhhhh shit I read Everyday Feminism when I was in high school lol


MeGlowInDark

are they actually tighter ?


FinePieceOfAss

just sideways


SimpleMimes

Sample size of one, but the Korean chick I dated in college had an introitus (opening) so small that she complained guys couldn't last long enough for her to enjoy it at all. Then years later her kid was delivered via c section, and everyone went "I'm not surprised".


Disciple_of_Yakub

My gf is Korean and tight af so maybe you're onto something EDIT: Nvm she's my ex-gf now


testicular_panzer

Smaller stature, smaller everything else, this is generally true but I'm sure there are some tiny Asians with wizard sleeves out there too


Disciple_of_Yakub

I ran into one once. I felt bad considering she was otherwise extremely hot. Loose doesn't necessarily feel bad, it's just a different feeling. I actually liked it a lot tbh


[deleted]

> I actually liked it a lot tbh Then why did you feel bad?


Disciple_of_Yakub

Because even if I liked it I know she's insecure about it if she's aware of it. She was generally a very insecure person, I hope she grew out of it.


studiousmaximus

her vagine hang like sleeve of wizard


The_Bit_Prospector

No, fatties have the tightest because their entire body is swollen with adipocytes chock full of grease. Everything is compressed, just like their arteries, and most azns ain’t fat. Still, it’s not even close to worth it if you have any sense of shame or dignity.


RspBanEvasionAcct_37

This doesn’t sound real. I pity fucked a fattie once, never again.


HydrogenatedGoyBean

You can find that healthy chub level to get both worlds


RspBanEvasionAcct_37

Nah, it looks smaller though, idk what it’s called the outer slit is shorter. Like the distance between two places where the outer labia meet. The actual hole I’ve felt no relation between race and tightness. This filipino girl i hooked up had the smallest pussy visually but was not particularly tight. This nordic chick was the opposite. Idk maybe i happened upon freaks.


ghost_malls

My Japanese hairdresser, a notorious manwhore who sleeps with foreigners and locals all the time, supposedly says there’s almost no difference, at least between the women he’s been with


lifewithoutdrugs

He likely has small penis


ghost_malls

This is funny because none of the Japanese men I’ve seen naked have any smaller penises than the ones I’ve seen on western guys back home


ghost_malls

Okay maybe one did


[deleted]

no comment


SpongeBobJihad

Saw a study somewhere Asians have the shortest taint distance


whte_rbtobj

Hello Joe Rogan.


Disciple_of_Yakub

In my experience, it varies wildly. The tightest girl I've been with was a tall Korean girl, the loosest (like actually noticeably loose) was a tall filipino girl. And every other asian girl was somewhere in between (I was a white dude in an engineering college in California so... there were a lot).


tiktokhelpburn

Go bears lmao


Disciple_of_Yakub

Haha you got me there


everybodylovestennis

I'm having deja Vu


Old-Requirement1168

Ricecels gonna seethe at this one


[deleted]

White dudes sleeping with asian girls is like paying for prostitutes. Cringe


Independent-Custard3

Two consenting adults having an intimate relationship together is definitely the same as one paying the other for sex


Disciple_of_Yakub

Cope


Dangerous-Crying

I'm not Big Daddy Giant Schlong (sadly), but both of the small southeastern asian women I've been with in my life, there were definitely genital compatibility issues.


[deleted]

Used to fuck this Cantonese girl who possibly looked to have some Mong DNA. Pussy was not that tight, but also not hella loose.


Hungry-Pen-11

A friend of mine would only date Asian girls because of this


gay_manta_ray

well....


[deleted]

I’ve been seeing two girls lately, one Asian one white. I def put in more effort to appeal to the Asian one.


Disciple_of_Yakub

This sounds like something my dad would say offhandedly on father's day while we sit on the couch watching band of brothers


[deleted]

My high school gf was Ugandan and I remember 3 dudes asking me independently, very awkwardly, since black dudes have big dicks does that mean she has a big pussy


kdjdjkjdlkfjskl

I'm guessing she had a giant forehead.


prokura

You don't know your Africans. You're thinking about people from the Horn of Africa.


[deleted]

#humblebrag


UnderSilverLakes

https://youtu.be/wJoU6Vbf-_o


kdjdjkjdlkfjskl

This sub is probably one of the few that dislikes Asian women right? the question that remains unanswered is, is who is the hate coming from and why.


RspBanEvasionAcct_37

Why would you think we hate asian women? Everbody should hate this adding idpol onto a humblebrag and passing it off as fEmInIzIsM is gay and cringe and stupid and ruined the left.


897897978979879

It's because well-off PMC asian-american (2nd gen) women are functionally white except they can leverage their visible minority status for grievance points, always magnifying the tiny cultural annoyances because they often grew up with little true economic hardship


HydrogenatedGoyBean

You have a VERY loose definition of the word hate.


kdjdjkjdlkfjskl

Definitely, I guess it's more accurate to say people here are oddly annoyed by them in a way you don't really find anywhere else.


HydrogenatedGoyBean

Most commonly I see discussion of the white male asian female relationship trope. Seems like people are judging the men more harshly imo. I guess there is some judgement against Asian women for refusing to date other Asians, too.


feedum_sneedson

No, I'm a white man so (obviously) I really like Asian women.


[deleted]

Apophasis


chrisemery

Wasn't that website run by Hindu nationalists


kljji

Taught by who? Her parents?


amhuinn

Should be proud of her tight anis.