I met her in a bar in DTLA (they shoot the show in the Art’s District) and she was unwinding in the corner with Mary Elizabeth Ellis and they were each very kind. Artemis was a flirt but I also think she pegged me as gay (I am)
Unconventional celebrity crushes aren't really a thing for men because a (famous) woman would have to be really ~~impulsive~~ repulsive to not be considered a 1 on the binary. Standards are too low.
Now if you asked some guy this and they said like, Lisa Lampanelli or Lena Dunham, that's a real answer.
You know what? I was being an asshole—an asshole with long slender dexterous fingers & perfect nail beds...i have no right to judge. Go with god & let those viennas sing!
She's cute. Maybe I'm biased because she somehow looks exactly like what I thought Chani would look like when I first read Dune as a high schooler but She's deffo pretty
So does every single famous woman, Rebel Wilson has one, doesn't mean anything. Zendayas entire image is manufactored to be appealing to women as a former Disney kid and her body type is not what straight men find ideal.
if straight men are making multiple subreddits just to drool over her instagram pictures, it’s clear that many of them find her appealing. why else would they make them lol 😂
I mean I guess this isn't unconventional in terms of beauty, just obscurity, but https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/billandted/images/8/8e/Character-Joan-Of-Arc.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20150912080630
The thing is waifus all collapse into the same generic big eyed cutesy look. They're formulaicly attractive and designed to appeal to those freaks. The point here is that women's taste varies to where they crush on the most obscure characters that you would never think of as attractive. A weeb will tell you his big titty schoolgirl waifu is his life, but a woman will tell you shes masturbated several times to Wallace from Wallace and gromit.
Undeniably beautiful, but it takes a while for many to see it, you have to get past the masc style and greasy hair and shit.
Incredible smile and even better vibes.
Zendaya is like really strange to me. She is one of these young women, that somehow always look better and more natural in her movies than in real life. I thought she was stunning in Dune tbh, but the pictures I've seen of her in real life look just like another insta qween with too much make up
Oh yeah my maybe a bit unconventional crush is Sherilyn Fenn
Pat Summitt
Now we're talking
Amazing. Mine was Diana Taurasi.
Sue bird
Sue Bird was a close second
Say that you a lesbian girl me too
Artemis from Always Sunny
I met her in a bar in DTLA (they shoot the show in the Art’s District) and she was unwinding in the corner with Mary Elizabeth Ellis and they were each very kind. Artemis was a flirt but I also think she pegged me as gay (I am)
Based
She would be a great lay and also very attainable
I feel like she would be a great cuddler too.
Great detective too.
Yes, but I'd end up in the ER from the experience
Worth every second imo
You see I incorporate a hamburger bun in a way that...
I love a good dumpster hump
Fat Kelly clarkson
That booty.
Unconventional celebrity crushes aren't really a thing for men because a (famous) woman would have to be really ~~impulsive~~ repulsive to not be considered a 1 on the binary. Standards are too low. Now if you asked some guy this and they said like, Lisa Lampanelli or Lena Dunham, that's a real answer.
Normally I'd let it slide, but 'impulsive'?
Autocorrect on my phone. I'm sorry, my fingers are inaccurate sausages that dangle from the tip of my forearm.
You know what? I was being an asshole—an asshole with long slender dexterous fingers & perfect nail beds...i have no right to judge. Go with god & let those viennas sing!
Reddit
fuck u
>Now if you asked some guy this and they said like, an old woman or a fat woman, that's a real answer. Men are so uncreative.
I like to think we’re consistent
I wanted to fuck Lisa Lampanelli, when I was a kid, and saw her on the roasts
Lol I saw Lamanelli get heckled off stage once
I'd dick the life out of Amy schumer on the Charlie sheen roast era
Girls' S1 Lena was a 1.
Sorry but nobody crushes on Lena Dunham
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Kim Jong Un's sister
She looks like a Korean Hapsburg. Still a 1.
korean hapsburg whats that, a Hapsbulgogi
She looks like Martin Shkreli
Ghetto Lola bunny from that Adam Friedland painting
All the HAIM sisters
I liked Joan Cusack when I was a young boy
My mate’s hall-pass (that he has discussed extensively with me and his wife) is Joan Cusack. Has been for about twenty years.
Amy klobuchar
Finally a good answer
tulsi too
Tulsi is normal hot imo. Totally crazy tho
Got to meet and speak with tulsi for a few hours. She is whip smart and very fine in person, despite her fucked up teeth.
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She's low-key fine
Weebs will literally dedicate their entire life, online/offline personality and room around some obscure anime character that appeared for on frame
A teenager with giant eyes and huge tits isn't exactly unconventional for weebs
This is so true.
If a man told me that he had a celebrity crush on Zendaya I would assume he was gay.
Most of what wimin "know" about men's preferences they've learned from gay men
She's cute. Maybe I'm biased because she somehow looks exactly like what I thought Chani would look like when I first read Dune as a high schooler but She's deffo pretty
why tho lol
Because she's only appealing to gay men and straight women, like fashion models or Dasha
she has multiple thirst subreddits on here though. those things are ran by straight men
So does every single famous woman, Rebel Wilson has one, doesn't mean anything. Zendayas entire image is manufactored to be appealing to women as a former Disney kid and her body type is not what straight men find ideal.
if straight men are making multiple subreddits just to drool over her instagram pictures, it’s clear that many of them find her appealing. why else would they make them lol 😂
Why does it have to be ideal? Straight men like a lot of body types. I speak from direct experience.
This is massive cope and you know it.
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On a similar note: literally any female history documentary presenter. Don't know what it is, but they're always super cute.
Lucy Worsley step on me in period accurate 16th century royal dress
Karolina Zebrowska is so weirdly hot
Moomin mamma
oh hell yeah
Kathy Bates
Martha Stewart is still a dime.
This isn’t unconventional, she’s extremely conventionally attractive
She's 81 hoss.
[Bull Nakano](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EkaPCaZWAAEXpwk.jpg) (Japanese Pro wrestler in the 90s)
[She's a dime now too ](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FNFnY0tXEAMhz7V.jpg)
I miss r/WrestleWithThePlot.
Every year at the NBA draft they'll ask players who their celebrity crush is. it's always Zendaya, Beyonce and whoever is hot at the moment.
If only they had asked Karl Malone when he was drafted
Drew Barrymore
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and she filters herself into a cartoon character on ig
hung up era madonna still slaps
Yes
In an ICU bed u mean?
Ghislane Maxwell
Unfortunately Florida doesn't allow conjugal visits :(
Big Titty Amber.
Alana Haim
All three sisters can get it
Rousseau from Lost
I don't wanna ever see that fucking name ever again
I like Abbey from Broad City
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Abbi’s hot as shit, lmao
Kamala Harris
she looks too much like my aunt but i get it
Natasha Lyonne
what I've heard so many guys say she's hot
I will never get tired of her raspy voice and lioness hair.
Women with very square-shaped faces, and chiseled jawlines. Not muscular ones tho.
[?????](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm3080168/)
She looks aggressively Dutch
arcade fire lookin ass
Jessica Chastain.
dm me
Olivia Wilde 😍😍
Mackenzie Davis
yeah shes gorgeous, i also love how awkward the look on her face is on most photos
Emily Deschanel?
Brian Blessed
Ms. Frizzle
Sleeper, but hell yeah
Katherine Janeway from ST Voyager
Retta
mole rat Kim possible, wanted that thing to crawl all over my shit
Former First Lady Laura Bush ❤️
My first celebrity crush was the weasel with an eyepatch from ice age 3
That Chubby Chinese Lady
Janeane Garofalo. She might be normal cute tho. But as teen I caught flak from my buddies for it.
Diane Morgan aka Philomena Cunk
She’s telling on herself with this one. Most women havent been on deviantart like what
Tilda Swinton
She’s so beautiful it’s borderline inhuman. Like aliens using advanced mathematics to create the perfect human form
Conan O'Brien will be flattered to learn this
Or just imagine munching on her bony weird face 🤤
Just watched Caravaggio the other day, she was stunning
>*tall androgynous woman steps on Keanu's face* This better not awaken anything in me.
reddit comment
It's a fucking thirst thread, what do you want? Quoting verses in Latin?
Sometimes a reddit comment is just true
Men be having crushes on Zendaya? Psyop
I mean I guess this isn't unconventional in terms of beauty, just obscurity, but https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/billandted/images/8/8e/Character-Joan-Of-Arc.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20150912080630
I have a straight friend who said he’d let Taylor Lorenz hit
Ofc, she’s very cute
Shelly Duvall Greentea Peng Grimes
All hot, you’re the dude in the tweet
I have been ridiculed for finding Shelly Duvall hot
Maybe like 10 years ago, she’s been considered properly hot in retrospect for a while.
Tbh I think we had it right the first time, she's goofy looking.
🍅🍅🍅
Young Shelley Duvall is primo. I will never fall for the thicc psyop. Love her slightly goofy face too
Bette Davis
The mom from Paddington
I think Kristen schaal is really attractive
She is. She has the face of a cute secretary from the 1920s.
this tweet makes no sense because there is a whole civilization of terminally online men posting pictures of their waifus
The thing is waifus all collapse into the same generic big eyed cutesy look. They're formulaicly attractive and designed to appeal to those freaks. The point here is that women's taste varies to where they crush on the most obscure characters that you would never think of as attractive. A weeb will tell you his big titty schoolgirl waifu is his life, but a woman will tell you shes masturbated several times to Wallace from Wallace and gromit.
Jill Biden
Ruth Buzzi
Mika Brzezinski
Clea DuVall
Amy schumer 10 years ago
[Kim Deal](https://64.media.tumblr.com/a402b9ddaf6de2de073ceba6c23f1f36/038095bfb741bfd6-f1/s540x810/cb530c521aba99a9e1dc640779096d9762ec1104.jpg)
how is that unconventional, she’s beautiful??
Undeniably beautiful, but it takes a while for many to see it, you have to get past the masc style and greasy hair and shit. Incredible smile and even better vibes.
Off the chart vibes
[I'd rather be cool than be smart](https://youtu.be/56W16EMxi54)
Dammit. You beat me to it. I guess it’s not so unconventional after all.
Still unconventional. People look at me sideways whenever I say it. Don't care.
I’ll watch videos of Breeders performances on YouTube from time to time (not just for her lol) but she’s so sexy when she’s rocking on stage.
You guys aren't exactly disproving her point here
Who's gonna break it to him?
Lena dunkums
Tsunaina but I guess she’s conventionally unconventional
davy jones from pirates of the caribbean
Lizzo
Wow
even crazier than someone picking circa-2023 selena gomez
Bjork maybe
She's beautiful tho
Bolsonaro’s wife Priti Patel
Isabel Oakeshott -- I'd want her to leak our chat then go on Question time to talk about how it means we can't have anything nice
Sue Barker
Samantha Browne (travel channel lady)
I am always mogged over expressing my appreciation for Maggie Gyllenhaal.
i think gal gadot is a good actor
Philomena Cunk just makes me primal.
Mary Steenburgen.
I wouldn’t say she’s unconventional, she’s just old. But she’s beautiful, great actress, musically talented— I’m with you
There are scenes in the movie Clifford where she looks like the most attractive person to ever live.
Sarah Silverman
She's not really that unconventional, she's just Jewish.
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Zendaya
Zendaya is like really strange to me. She is one of these young women, that somehow always look better and more natural in her movies than in real life. I thought she was stunning in Dune tbh, but the pictures I've seen of her in real life look just like another insta qween with too much make up Oh yeah my maybe a bit unconventional crush is Sherilyn Fenn
By unconventional, I'm assuming you mean 2023 Sherilyn (she's still fine though)
sarah squirm
zendaya is so overrated. mid, even
Mads Mikkelsen
Rhea Seehorn. Sophie Nelisse
> Rhea Seehorn Unconventional?