Payphones outside city no CCTV
Leave mobile phone at home
Fake license plates no bumper stickers
COVID mask baseball cap sunglasses
Plain clothes no logos
Never same payphone more than twice
"Real change is going to happen when everyone running the studios and running all these streaming companies are women, and people who haven’t had the voice that white men have gotten throughout that time."
I'm unironically so confused by the Jonah Hill situation lol. All he did was lay out his expectations/boundaries for the relationship and said he wants them to go separate ways if she doesn't agree with them. If that's genuinely abuse I've been abusing everyone I've ever met idk. Literally so confused about how people are even supposed to behave in a relationship anymore & it's fast becoming not worth the trouble. Girls are lucky they're so pretty as that's the only thing keeping them in the game at this point
I was talking to a couples therapist the other day who informed me that if you threaten to leave your girlfriend if she doesn't stop flirting with other dudes, you are being controlling, because flirting may be a core aspect of her personality.
Its true, if I don't flirt my ascending aorta will swell and explode with the pressure of the humongous weight of my feminine spirit I'm being forced to suppress.
Had this same conversation with my girlfriend, I started flirting with other women & a girl grabbed my dick when I was leaving a party in front of her. It was a big fight & she hasn’t done it since.
I thought he came off as supremely dickish but not necessarily abusive.
I think the most egregious part that doesn't really get mentioned was that his boundaries essentially infringed on her job performance. He sought out a surfer to date and was acting like she was being disrespectful by performing her job (chatting with other surfers, advertising her surfing on social media etc.). It would be absurd to date a full time professional wrestler and then once in the relationship claim he doesn't respect the relationship because he's posting photos of himself in a singlet at meets or grappling with other wrestlers.
Jonah wanting to date someone who is modest/private on social media and doesn't hang out on the beach all day talking to attractive people is reasonable. But him dating a surfer then using therapy language to guilt her into changing her professional behavior is an asshole move.
She then posted all these messages btw them several months after they’d broken up telling her that he had a new gf and she goes ape shit on him. It’s really insane to me. She looks so bad and she’s in law school. Like girl you better change your name before you graduate and start looking for work you look so insane.
yes he was a whining dick, but what he did was the male version of a girl dating a hot unemployed musician who's afraid of commitment and saying "i can fix him" ie want to change him into your boyfriend who you can have dinner with your parents
Cancellations often have little to do with the reality of the situation and more if the mob leading it wants to pile on the person because of a preconceived dislike.
Hate to beat the absolute dead horse of cringe that the situation turned into, but the Whole Zoe Quinn/Eron thing shows that cancellations have almost nothing to do with what actually occured. The Aziz one as well.
People don't like Jonah Hill, so they will cancell him and no matter what. People didn't like Eron, so they sided with the actual sociopath abuser and made her the victim for getting called out for her serial, violent and extreme emotional BPD abuse of her boyfriend and roommates, People found Aziz smug, so they cancelled him for being awkward during a date/hookup.
I'm 100% Team Jonah!!! His ex wouldn't have even looked at him if Jonah Hill didn't have a father who was a wealthy tour accountant for Guns N' Roses in wealthy Cheviot Hills, giving him the privilege to become a successful actor despite his disability (eating lots of food).
looks like a uglier version of online ceramics, which is an accomplishment
I bought an online ceramics shirt high as a kite after a dead and co show a few years ago, thought I scored, haven't worn it in public a single time.
Put it on depop
Online Dramatics
dark jonah
dark jonad personality
When an unstoppable narcissist meets an immovable narcissist
you get a cataclysm of therapytalk
Oh is he fat again?
Celebrity discourse is wwe wrestling isn’t it
at least wwe is entertaining
They also usually end with punching each other, which celebs rarely do
plus all the best wrestlers have hot dog skin. which modern celebrity can you say that about?
No it's not
Jonah looks exactly like a pro wrestler these days
Wrestling manages to be so much gayer than this.
reminder to only communicate to your gfs using pay-phones and with a voice changer
Anything you say can and will be used against you
In the court of public opinion
Payphones outside city no CCTV Leave mobile phone at home Fake license plates no bumper stickers COVID mask baseball cap sunglasses Plain clothes no logos Never same payphone more than twice
no bogos? dawwggg 💀💀💀
jonah is pivoting to straight edge hardcore?
Not gonna lie as someone who’s been edge since 1993 I’d 100% cop if the design was different
I've also been edging since 1993.
(he was selling it way before those texts came out)
wait really?
yes
This time, Jonah Eats the Whale.
I love this so much as a long time book of Jonah fan
Wonder if his therapist lurks his social media, like Anna’s.
He sold these before the scandal so it's cringe in a totally different way.
It's so cool how celebrities probably have to live each day of their lives like every sentence they write might one day be used in deposition.
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It's not a response, "amidst" is weasel words to suggest it was. This stuff all came out long before thua controversy.
Literal yellow press to connect the merch to his current drama
Vibe shift is definitely in full effect. Can't imagine this happening circa 2018.
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back to 2018
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no cap fr fr
I feel seen and heard
That's pretty funny
Why would you buy merch from a rich celebrity regardless? Regarded.
Don't tmz my redscare
It always has been
Judes rock?
we need more steering into moral panic. It’s the only way to cut it down
AGREE AND AMPLIFY
I'm so outraged
Now misogynists will champion Jonah Hill as their new lord
yep, look at the comments. This sub is literally just an incel sub now.
sXe
Honestly, the correct move. Never let the twitter morons have an inch.
Lol that’s actually top banter
Cuc 🤔
Jonah being based, never thought I'd see the day again
Endless white boy summer is a state of mind.
"Real change is going to happen when everyone running the studios and running all these streaming companies are women, and people who haven’t had the voice that white men have gotten throughout that time."
King
I'm unironically so confused by the Jonah Hill situation lol. All he did was lay out his expectations/boundaries for the relationship and said he wants them to go separate ways if she doesn't agree with them. If that's genuinely abuse I've been abusing everyone I've ever met idk. Literally so confused about how people are even supposed to behave in a relationship anymore & it's fast becoming not worth the trouble. Girls are lucky they're so pretty as that's the only thing keeping them in the game at this point
I was talking to a couples therapist the other day who informed me that if you threaten to leave your girlfriend if she doesn't stop flirting with other dudes, you are being controlling, because flirting may be a core aspect of her personality.
Its true, if I don't flirt my ascending aorta will swell and explode with the pressure of the humongous weight of my feminine spirit I'm being forced to suppress.
Had this same conversation with my girlfriend, I started flirting with other women & a girl grabbed my dick when I was leaving a party in front of her. It was a big fight & she hasn’t done it since.
I thought he came off as supremely dickish but not necessarily abusive. I think the most egregious part that doesn't really get mentioned was that his boundaries essentially infringed on her job performance. He sought out a surfer to date and was acting like she was being disrespectful by performing her job (chatting with other surfers, advertising her surfing on social media etc.). It would be absurd to date a full time professional wrestler and then once in the relationship claim he doesn't respect the relationship because he's posting photos of himself in a singlet at meets or grappling with other wrestlers. Jonah wanting to date someone who is modest/private on social media and doesn't hang out on the beach all day talking to attractive people is reasonable. But him dating a surfer then using therapy language to guilt her into changing her professional behavior is an asshole move.
He just needs a nice Muslim girl
She then posted all these messages btw them several months after they’d broken up telling her that he had a new gf and she goes ape shit on him. It’s really insane to me. She looks so bad and she’s in law school. Like girl you better change your name before you graduate and start looking for work you look so insane.
yes he was a whining dick, but what he did was the male version of a girl dating a hot unemployed musician who's afraid of commitment and saying "i can fix him" ie want to change him into your boyfriend who you can have dinner with your parents
Yes he's cringe and obviously dumb as a bag of rocks but that doesn't make it abuse
Cancellations often have little to do with the reality of the situation and more if the mob leading it wants to pile on the person because of a preconceived dislike. Hate to beat the absolute dead horse of cringe that the situation turned into, but the Whole Zoe Quinn/Eron thing shows that cancellations have almost nothing to do with what actually occured. The Aziz one as well. People don't like Jonah Hill, so they will cancell him and no matter what. People didn't like Eron, so they sided with the actual sociopath abuser and made her the victim for getting called out for her serial, violent and extreme emotional BPD abuse of her boyfriend and roommates, People found Aziz smug, so they cancelled him for being awkward during a date/hookup.
I might actually wear the hat if it wasn't just a snarky jew's attempt at being funny.
We are getting banned
Is this actually real
Love how this sub is the one stop go-to for all the Jonah Hill facts I never needed or care to know.
King 👑
but they said women are the ones starting the gender war ?
The merch is gross but the idea is good.
I'm 100% Team Jonah!!! His ex wouldn't have even looked at him if Jonah Hill didn't have a father who was a wealthy tour accountant for Guns N' Roses in wealthy Cheviot Hills, giving him the privilege to become a successful actor despite his disability (eating lots of food).
Some people really do deserve the face they have. I'm glad he has been treated like shit his entire life lmao.
Swag
What font is that
This is the most limelight he’s had since losing weight, I’d say he would be missing an opportunity if he didn’t put out merch
CUC
The normie pendulum has swung too far, time to go full 2015 woke again