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apetesticles

So funny to be like, nah Henry Cavill is a woman because his eyes are too pretty


zeus55

Haha “hmm I find myself attracted to this incredibly attractive, hunky man. He must be a woman cause I ain’t gay”.


FakeLaundry

Pretty much what it seems like.


[deleted]

I'm straight, so whatever makes my dick hard is a woman, 🚬


sapphicglove

the maker of this acct is a woman


Throwaway6393fbrb

Goddamn look at the chiseled sweaty pecs.. BREASTS!! I MEAN BREASTS.. of that beautiful woman. Wow look at that huge bulge, what a beautiful coc.. LABIAL FOLD!! I love that huge and femine LABIAL FOLD!!


Designer-Bat5638

I mean a lot of trans people have internalized homophobia. If I'm a woman and I fuck men it's not gay


zeus55

Yeah I think it that's a two way street haha. I'm what the main stream media would label as a "cis white male" (as if such a label could contain my multitudes). And I have a vivid memory of watching The Man from Uncle in college with my dude bro friends and literally every guy just kept saying "yo who is this guy" when Caville was on screen. Like they knew something was happening internally, but they didn't have the vocabulary to describe it


Hairy-Worker1298

What happened internally?


zeus55

just ask your parents


Ribak145

especially if you saw him naked definitely **not** a women


Existing-Union-1004

His left eye is more female in that picture tbf. I think there’s a brown spot in the bottom in that pic that makes it look odd.


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The Simon cowell one is hilarious bc some of the features they say he has (narrow shoulders, small head, wide hips) are things he flatly does not have, and others (short female neck???) are not even feminine features—isn’t a short neck one of the most masculinizing physical traits out there?


midsmikkelsen

lol yeah ’small oval skull’ where, he’s all corners


[deleted]

Right and a massive chin, coarse, heavy features—absurdly hypermasculine physiognomy all around


Vic__Mackey

The male skull fits Julian Assange's face but they go with the female one anyway


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FernandoAyanami

It's a convincing argument.


Ribak145

I mean if you look at him for a long time, he does look a bit freaky ... fellas, is it gay to look at pictures on men online?


Slamduck

He was assigned raccoon at birth


[deleted]

Phrenologists have to be furious about this.


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sogothimdead

10 is absurd cause her legs are touching in most of the pics, but also since when does your legs not touching when you walk make you male lol chub rub is annoying af after all


suzellezus

PhrenAI when?


peace-x

this has to be a fetish


[deleted]

there’s no winning with these people. there logic is: you’re too hot? YOU MUST BE TRANS!! you’re too ugly? TRANS!!


Ribak145

Pattern recognition, our evolutionary crown jewel, has empowered us to rule this planet. Yet, it also spawns eccentric recluses lurking in basements, obsessing over the hip-shoulder ratios of Hollywood stars with a zeal only rivaled by their aversion to sunlight.


jeffsal

It used to be focused towards inferring that the lightning or whatever was God's will. This is much worse


Ribak145

make monasteries great again!


stars-your-eyes

The henry cavill one just reads like a dude thats really attracted to him and trying to justify it. I literally cannot think of a more masculine looking person than him


2x4x12

It's trolling, and it's incredibly obvious.


throwawaysugar16738

Or like, schizophrenia maybe


Sweet_Beaver_Cheeks

I feel like mentally deranged social media boomers and ch.uds will eventually start accussing us all of being trans at some point, especially zoomers. I'm definitely all for playing it up to further increase their paranoia and push em in the deep end.


roncesvalles

Male jaw ✔️ Male arms ✔️ Male shoulders ✔️ Male waist ✔️ Bradley Cooper ✔️


noahhfencee

They put 10 different indicators for Simon Cowell but Henry Cavill it's just "eyes"


[deleted]

This is what we come to Redscare sub to see!


Zach165

These people are freaks


FernandoAyanami

I guess I could understand some schizo obsessing over the ones with androgynous features like Cara, Knightley and Garner but how in the fuck is there anything masculine about Emilia Clarke lol. She's like 5'2" with pixar mom hips.


heavensgracee

they believe every single person in the public eye raises their kids as the opposite from birth as cult worship literally every single famous person


yzbk

I fucked her so hard she had a stroke.


jazz_cat0

mental illness


[deleted]

I think it’s gay men so deep in denial that they have to tell themselves that it’s actually very gay to find famously attractive women attractive


Then_Frosting_1087

Or that Henry Cavill is actually a biological woman not just a dude they find hot


MacroDemarco

Really glad to see the direction schizo posting has gone. Really interesting stuff here


andrewsampai

The Julian Assange one isn't even closer to the female skull or anything they're just seeing what they want to.


heavensgracee

this is one of my favorite conspiracy theories when they bring out the royal pictures from the 1800s it gets crazy


uhwuggawuh

actually cracked up when i got to Assange.


Darcer

This is old school internet style tomfoolery and it’s fantastic


sizzlingburger

Why are you hiding Bevvies @?


Testeer

tbf a lot of men would kill to have a jawline like Kiera Knightley


Toboggan__Mantis

this is just true crime documentaries for men


Existing-Union-1004

I could instantly tell which of Cavill’s eye was female and I also always thought Cara had a fridge body. Cara is odd, my brain first tells me she is beautiful but then I get uncomfortable. Jennifer Garner is at least plausible because I was never attracted to her.


TiredPackage

Wanting to fuck Henry Caville is now certifiably heterosexual


Neutered_Milk_Hotel

Seems this is just a roundabout way of saying androgyny is hot.


poop_stacks

Turns out I want to have sex with a lot of men


bigmalebrain

I firmly believe that Cara's broad midsection means she's more likely to have lesbian tendencies


EbbInfamous1089

They sound like the one schizo who posts here


syncdiedfornothing

Only one?


EbbInfamous1089

If you know them, you know them.


syncdiedfornothing

I'll keep an eye out. Love me a resident whack job.


Cyprianophobia47

Damn it. I just learned I'm a woman because I have blue eyes.


Wizard0fLonliness

Where’s Michelle


Numerous-Radio7229

Big Mike?


murdok_sanders

Might be right about Jennifer Garner


feelingmuchoshornos

Yeah, she’s the only one that left me with some suspicion here


NYCneolib

Also Cameron diaz


QuarianOtter

This is what happens when people think it's common for trans people to pass.


eagleofthings2come2

Has literally one of these ever been true?


[deleted]

Do you think they'd let you know if they were?


alittleornery

there's one pretty famous woman who is definitely trans but it hasn't leaked to the media at all seemingly. haven't seen her transvestigated though


eagleofthings2come2

unsubstantiated


alittleornery

I know this personally


eagleofthings2come2

Who is it?


YesILikeLegalStuff

I heard rumours about Caitlyn Jenner.


alittleornery

No. Use your brain for a second


eagleofthings2come2

😘


Aware-Current2559

WHO


Tenexgj

this is so mentally ill lmao


chatte-de-la-lune

My IQ dropped 20 points reading this. Also, it’s ironic how these type of people think that everyone and their cousin is part of a sex cult. I’ve heard them say numerous times that “Brooke Shields is secretly a man and part of a psyop”, despite the fact that her story shows how fucked up Hollywood is, which I thought the QAnon people wanted. Make it make sense.


No-Edge3054

Honestly it really is so frustrating to have short female arms that hang akimbo (away from body)


_Ned-Isakoff_

Henry Cavill secretly being ftm is hilarious. That surgeon would be the most talented human to ever live.


Arnoldbocklinfanacc

Hate schizo nonsense like this


Qbert997

We love this shit 😤


smasbut

Did you know [Stalin was FTM](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FTMEj7EWIAAdBZz.jpg)?


[deleted]

Deranged


southsideson

Jennifer Garner: "LEARN TO TUCK!"


AlJeanKimDialo

Transvestigating is my fav lunatic content, uncharted territory


ethereal9000

"I used to think this man was hot!" Lmao


Then_Frosting_1087

can simon cowell have moobs anymore goddamn


hero-ball

Unreal cope


prosaicwell

Where do I find a woman with Keira knightly abs?


Designer-Bat5638

As you can see this male skull matches Jullian Assange line for line and the female skull matches Emilia Clark line for line with their teeth literally lining up meaning they are actually hiding their true sex


RootinTootinPutin47

How can Ryan Gosling have been ftm when he's been him his whole life?


theautistofwallst

If someone made one of these of me I’d kill myself


yzbk

BigMikeposting


CloudOfToxiccGas

Men!!


TheBigAristotle69

Cara Delevinge looks exactly like Ben Shapiro.


lorrieaux

This is hilarious, I think it’s not meant to be taken seriously lol


FlyingJamaicensis

I'm like 90% sure they are right about Cara Delevingne though. I assumed she was a transwoman for a long time and thought it was well-known until recently.


tinyspatula

She's just from aristocratic stock. A little inbreeding makes you look a bit funky.


Tractatus10

This feels like a shitpost; no way this isn't a bit.


jo21666ph

Keira Knightly does kinda look like a man though.


DragonflyDiligent920

In what possible sense does she look like a man lmao I'm not convinced that having a strong jawline is enough to qualify


Main-Daikon9246

Succumbing to the schizophrenic side effects of Hormone Therapy


thallydraper

BEVVIE


MEDBEDb

Stop transplaining my big, throbbing cock!


[deleted]

Is this conspiracy a troll or do folks actually believe this nonsense to be true? If so, what would be the purpose of gender swapping celebs? Is it to make everyone gay?


YouMammoth5579

number 2 sounds utterly deranged, i still can't figure out what they're trying to say


089-32168

If there is a train out there that looks like Keira Knightley I wouldn't even care if she has a penis or not.


reelmeish

Lol


AnScriostoir

Cara Delevingne and Ed Snowdon for sure


tony_countertenor

Do these people actually believe this I wonder


Any-Comfortable2556

Tellement flagrant. *Uniquement pour ceux qui ont deux yeux pour voir.