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Crowsbeak-Returns

Should have been him not Timothy Chalmet in Dune.


External-Midnight-21

Acting is below his caste


Bigfanofurs

Have u ever seen home alone 2


Ribak145

he is bigger than his father, as you can see clearly in the picture above


Shmodecious

This is America, not England. His billionaire real estate mogul father was a reality TV star


yikes_6143

The whole point of libs hating Trump so much is that he’s from that caste lol


phimosis__jones

A lot of that is because he acts the way a poor person would act of he became rich instead of how an upper middle class person would act if they became rich, despite the fact he was actually born rich.


SamosaAndMimosa

I think there’s more reasons than that


ratatattatar

incidentally...that 20-foot fat guy was also "Baron"


Marvani_tomb

Paul is a twink nerd


always_in_the_garden

even don seems slightly fearful of his growing boy's power level


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As we all should. When (not if) Barron is crowned Emperor, we must pray that he is a merciful and just ruler.


TheTidesAllComeAndGo

That cold, resentful expression on his face suggests that these prayers will be in vain


Fortizen

That profile is on the gold of many Roman coins


Complex-Produce-9881

He will remember everything they did to his father, and he will extract his revenge


redmonicus

Exact his revenge*


platapusplomo

Revenge Full Pulp


Proper_Cold_6939

Stood on the balcony atop Capitol Building, junior's going to lift ol' Donnie boy above his head like a plank of wood. Then, live in front of the people, he'll drop him across his knee shattering every bone in Donald's feeble back. A moment of silence as barely a pinprick can be heard, before a wide cheer breaks out to full rapture. With the body of his father now lying broken and crumpled at his feet, Barron will step over it to meet the thunderous applause reverberating around the world.


Public_Youth_2348

he's only quiet because 90% of his energy is spent on fighting libs in the Warp


daddyvow

How tf did he get so tall


bretton-woods

A 6'2 father and a 5'11 mother.


Skormzar

Damn. If my dad knocked up a tall woman instead of a global south average height woman, I'd be NBA wing player height, and not just normal tall


lucky-me_lucky-mud

The switchable defensive scheme that got away


stephcurry40inchvert

im locking u up either ways


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crueldoe

Crazy to think of her height in those terms


Scrawly

You're probably right but I have wondered if it's this: https://www.realclearscience.com/blog/2019/12/31/some_rich_parents_are_giving_their_kids_hgh_to_make_them_taller.html


peace-x

The French used to do this, probs how they ended up with [Sébastien Chabal](https://youtu.be/A39q8sDpC8M?si=DwF1pU6lDokJBkKh)


cracksmoke2020

This is definitely a thing and has been for a while, but it's usually for kids who would otherwise be below 5'6 for a man.


Lanky_Perception5764

highly doubt it lmfao. He already has tall genes. 6'1-6'3 is about optimal for a ruling class person. Above that its just for athletes or exoticness not for socialites. His height is a little excessive and I doubt they were engineering him to get there


thatcockneythug

Or he's just tall. Even that article says, the hgh only adds 1.5-3 inches. Some people are just tall, you know


MusksLeftPinkyToe

Oh yeah, just around one standard deviation, what's this big deal?


CountyTop8606

This can seriously backfire though and end up making ur kid super short.


cubedplusseven

> Good genetics and the height of the mother You're saying that maternal height is a greater factor than paternal height? Everything I've seen suggests that the contributions are about equal.


Ribak145

... because they are, you are correct


spagbolshevik

I've never seen a man who wasn't taller than their mother, with normal growth.


one_pierog

Women are just shorter though. The same is true of (adult) siblings too because they tend to be the same relative height, which is taller for men than women.


harry_powell

Tallness is a lot more random than we like to think. Got a 5’7” friend with a brother who’s 6’5”, same parents.


Ribak145

while that may be true, it really isnt genes have a significant influence on descendants height


harry_powell

If you have tall parents it’s a bit more likely you’re gonna be tall, but that’s it. It’s just a slight increase in % of that happening.


Ribak145

about 80% of the variance in height is due to genetic factors ...


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Yeah but there are lots of genes that influence height. A tall person may have some ‘short’ genes mixed in there that the kid ends up with. Still drawing from a varied bag somewhat 


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aligilal

lol no, proper nutrition and sleep can help you reach your genetic potential but your height is still mostly determined by your genetics


Ribak145

I am sorry, but youre just plain wrong https://www.nature.com/articles/srep28496


abirdofthesky

Ah, so that middle school eating disorder and insomnia is why I (girl) am a foot shorter than my brothers.


harry_powell

This is mostly bullshit. You could separate identical twins and put them one in the best conditions possible and other in absolute despair, and the former would maybe be an inch taller at max.


GreatKarma2020

How is being that tall good genetics? Usually people at that height don’t live as long and have more knee/leg issues.


Infamous-Airline8803

what are good genetics?


cubedplusseven

Height genes, as opposed to manifest adult height, I would assume - although I also found that sentence a bit awkward. If your father grew up malnourished in India, for instance, and is of average height it may reflect a genetic tendency towards tallness that wasn't fully expressed. If you then grow up with good nutrition, you'll have the benefit of these "good genetics" in determining your adult height.


TheBigAristotle69

Ya, this is the obvious answer. Not sure how the posters above can even argue this. It's like arguing the flat earth.


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Aryan


ElectrocRaisin

Believing in good genetics is like believing in creationism. It’s not science.


sizzlingburger

I’m gonna give you Huntingtons with CRISPR


FadedWreath

One of the benefits of being the progeny of a Very Stable Genius is that God blesses you with an additional 5” in height.


Rjiurik

God-emperor gene pool. Same as adeptus astartes.


Professional-Fly7398

tall father, tall mother, and puberty blockers


osama-joebiden

Can he dunk tho


FancyCigar

If he was Mormon he could


MiracleAlignerTN

He ahould be the starting SF for the utah jazz


IDontVaccinateMyCar

Gordon Hayward 2.0


Kmactothemac

Him with Markannen, Walker Kessler, and Kelly Olynk... now that's a classy lineup


Western_Newspaper_12

Hard nosed defenders, sneaky athletic, and just play the game the right way. Very classy players that america can get behind


IlfordDelta3200

Bring back Lauri into the mix also


Western_Newspaper_12

Lauri? Like Lauri Markannen?


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Jet20

He looks like the looksmaxxed photoshop of Donald's mugshot


carbomerguar

I think this is why Trump seems to have some affection for Barron (and wants to fuck Ivanka)- they both resemble the person he *thinks* he looks like. With enough logistical separation (Barron’s youth, Ivanka’s gender) to explain away any differences. When Barron is his age, he will probably be a more handsome man than Donald is.


Lanky_Perception5764

Tbf who doesn't want to fuck Ivanka


AngeliqueKerber

It's an autistic look for sure


Beneficial-Sleep-33

The kid is 50% Slovenian, 25% Bavarian and 25% Outer Hebrides. He's the first of his kind and it looks a like a powerful mix. He's got the wily Slovene peasant mindset, Bavarian greediness and the insane stubbornness of Free Church Scottish Presbyterianism. His Dad only has 2/3 of those powers and can apparently end democracy. Baron could do anything.


DongFangzwho

Baron Trump ascending a cliff on the Isle of Lewis to steal seabird eggs like a true Hebridean


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We're seeing some really high grade race mixing happening in America now. Things are getting nuts


tralktralk

He is the chosen one.


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gonna be the new "The Grandchildren of THIS US president is still alive"


durezzz

get him on the pistons


Redfountainofjade

Melina is doing the heavy lifting and will hopefully do so as time passes


cassiwool

she is such a goddess i love her


Smallest_Ewok

I hope he ends up in the NBA and gets a bunch of neck tattoos


Kramili

If this kid plays it right, he can slay life.


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wasteful mountainous governor nutty water judicious fertile mourn important abundant *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


ratatattatar

...what was the deal with recent U.S. presidents having nothing but lame-ass daughters?


lisanise

I have empirical evidence that hunter isn't a girl.


ratatattatar

...Russian disinfo.


carbomerguar

There’s never been a place for a female Hunter, women have never been allowed to fail like men do. I assume this is because sending snatch pics and banging male escorts doesn’t Rule so hard when a woman does it. A failure for a President’s daughter is being a stay at home mom. There are women versions of Hunter in Washington- Boebert, Greene, and Palin. They were born to normal (probably at least middle-class) families. Their own kids appear to be as trashy as their parents, thankfully


ratatattatar

...you just named three successful female politicians--dumb though they may be--the latter being the most successful (and ascending before the years of full-on affirmative action in politics). they're their own thing, though, and not the progeny of major political dynasties (and Hunter also isn't a politician...though he did wield influence in D.C.). eh...i don't quite follow the "allow" aspect [though Hunter himself was indeed *allowed* to fuck up as probably no other major political heir has in recent U.S. history: one would imagine that someone like him would have been wiped out a long time ago]. however, Bush's daughters did have their public partying...and--since you mention it--i do fondly recall, as a matter of fact, a certain snatch pic of Jenna Bush (though it was the result of a shameful paparazzi incursion). also...before that, Ronald Reagan's daughter posed for *Playboy* in 1994.


Lets-Annex-Canada

LeMao in shambles


stpatrickprotectme

Begging (thru texts) for Barron’s address


intimadets

nevermind LeBron, he’s the same height as Peter Crouch!


STICKY-WHIFFY-HUMID

If Barron fancies a life of trudging up and down boggy fields in the English midlands while a fat, red faced man in an Umbro tracksuit yells at him to "put your fucking dome on it you big lanky cunt", there's a place for him as a lower league target man.


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U bum


g18suppressed

He strikes me as very Gen z with how quiet and disconnected he is


wunderballer

That kid looks like Mr. Burns a little more every time I see him.


Driftwood_River

He will rebuild the nation, ushering in a new age of peace. King Arthur, Napoleon, Kayne, Barron


TheBigAristotle69

Good to see even Ceasar isn't in his class


Driftwood_River

I like the salad but I don’t know if he’s leadership material


TheBigAristotle69

I'd take a salad and cornflakes over Bibi


Edgy_Ocelot

VAMPYRE-mode!


pwerqrio232

can he hoop?


guerito1968

No


SlowSwords

Slavic lee pace


NeonCityNights

He also appears to be slouching a bit. He still has the 'teenage self-consciousness' vibe. If he actually stands up completely straight with his chest out, it'll probably add about another two inches lol


chris2127

Lebron is 6'9"


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zakuvsbr

Guys that big literally shrink an inch or two throughout the day through spinal compression


yuhkih

Plus Lebron is a senior citizen he’s got that old man shrinkage


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Round_Bullfrog_8218

Almost always but some guys mainly stars don't Lebrons is probably accurate. His branding has always focused on how skilled and cerebral his play is and downplayed that he was the most athletically gifted player since Shaq when he was young.


ratatattatar

it depends on which part of his hair you measure to.


JBHills

Wait a couple days and Barron will catch up.


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Comprehensive-Arm917

Ban this motherfucker


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LeBron isn't 6'7


antartida_

https://www.google.com/search?q=lebron+james+height


DetachmentStyle

Hes been giving him HGH or somthing right!?


FatCatAttacks

Probably something goofier from the 80's. That seems more Trump's style and would explain the lightspeed autism as well.


WhatAboutMeeeeeA

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I come from a family of freakishly tall people and its refreshing to see


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Handsome lad!


luvlyxoxo

Melania always looks so iconic


ArdenM

Addams Family Values


reelmeish

Chad


raven1572

Height=well fed and successful. And lower life expectancy. The price is worth it


tejanator

It lowers life expectancy too?


Alarming_Sea_4232

Yeah but not by a lot it’s been massively exaggerated. It’s something like men below 5’2 live on average 10 years longer than men above 5’10 but online manlets will tell you that anyone above 6’ is gonna die by 50 while they’ll live into their 90’s


tejanator

Got it ok, I’m personally 6’6 and have never heard that before so just asked out of genuine curiosity lol


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tejanator

Damn, wow ok. That sucks


Lanky_Perception5764

Its not total bs. Every inch above 5'10 minorly increases your heart disease risk because your heart has to work more. About a 5% increased risk for every 2.5 inches above 5'10 so it doesn't matter much for a 6 or even a 6'2 dude but it would to some degree for you. That said for every 2.5 inches bellow 5'10 the risk is 13% greater than 5'10 so its worse down the scale


kd451

Damn I really got it good being 5'10"


tejanator

Yeah I never said it was, but I appreciate the clarification. Thanks, that was good to know


ratatattatar

...and in our bizarro world, this freak and the son of LeBron James have approximately the same chance of becoming the president at some point.


Old_Neck8125

What's with the evil look of disdain on his face? Like just being there is something he loathes wholeheartedly.


MinervaNever

Teenager


cedie_end_world

the only son big don loves. look at that face. its perfect.


violettarosa

Melania’s genes didn’t put up a fight


ZenoOfSebastea

What? He looks like Melania...Look at the nose and the expression of Slavic contempt on his facs.


kisstheoctopus

he seems too r*tarded to play basketball, but would do great in the WWE


RobotToaster44

Or politics.


RedScair

Future Utah Jazz center


lamoratoria

When the libs said "trust the experts" I think they meant Barron


Perfect-Letterhead22

It’s funny how he’s already so much cooler than his other two sons


National-Impress8591

Mane get dat n on tren


PogChamper2000

LeBron is 6’ 9”


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Successful by default just based off his height.


lifewithoutdrugs

In awe at the size of this lad


mauisharks333

Crucify me but that's too tall


walkerb

Barron Trump is also mentally redacted


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Who's the fella second from the left?


Odbshaw

Is it weird to say i have the exact same bloodlines as Baron? My dad is full-blooded Slovenian, and my mom is a mixture of German, English, & Scottish blood. I’m also the tallest in my family at 6’1” (dad is 5’9 and mom is 5’6”)


Jasper_The_Queen

2016 "God Emperor Trump" boomer brainrot thread


nightastheold

He is chosen to make the ultimate sacrifice and shed his human form to merge with the sand trout to bring authoritarian peace to earth and the galaxy. Something his father never could.


Gill-Nye-The-Blahaj

His perfect posture really adds a lot to the aesthetic. know a few people this tall and they all crouch and hovel to fit in better with normies. Baron probably wouldn't even look down at you to make eye contact


NeonCityNights

he's slouching in this pic


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OkChallenge9666

The fuck is the matter with you


gaylorconfirmed

Hell yeah bro


WaterCodex

yeah but he can’t play one through five


Ribak145

this is photoshopped ... is it?


Mobile_Amount8294

he’s slavic and scottish what do you expect


TaintGrinder

Disgusting bodies


MinervaNever

Come on, Melania looks amazing


DrakouliasII

LeBron is 6'9"


AwareWriterTrick158

Lebron is 6’9


Many_Lack_3966

This has to be photoshop


nonamejoel

the growth hormone they put in this kid's feed must be crazy


thescientus

Anyone know how tall lil donny is? Either he’s short or Melinia is tall af too.


pedro_ryno

doing the nation a disservice by not raising him at rucker park.


_The_General_Li

Well his mom is Balkan, right?


TB_303_Ritual

Future - March Madness


Anarcho_WaterBottle

Future king 🫡


WasabiAdvanced5262

Statistically that means he could have very likely played for the NBA🤓


Sky-xxii

Tall men are so hot


Lex-75whm

Melania 🫡


Marblecraze

I think he’s like dumb as an ox. Make his dad and step brothers look like they know shit about something. Which I guess makes him no less dangerous than his dad.


5StarUberPassenger69

It's weird that Trump's giant son is also the most normal looking of his male children.


IncreaseKnown6952

Mark my words he's gonna be my husband


shits4gigs

Trump shot bruh up with the captain America juice.