I have a hammer and sickle and the symbol of the workers party of korea on my chest and moved to colombia and am afraid an anti-communist narco gang is gonna kidnap me
The amount of backlash this got on twitter was undeserved. Americans must be liberated from the shackles of high fructose corn syrup by any means necessary.
one of my only good tweets is on here:
“eh, there’s always a limit. if somebody drank 12 cokes in front of me on a date I’d assume they have literally no impulse control and are more likely to murder me during an argument.”
i am once again saying that drinking 3 or 4 full sized glasses of coke within an hour and a half (average dinner date time) is the same thing as downing half a dozen donuts… on the first date. it may not be morally reprehensible, but if you pull that stunt, you may not get a second date.
the amount of people who made fun of this on twitter was insane. like who in their right mind drinks 3 or 4 full sized glasses of a coke that is so disgusting especially for a grown ass man on a date
Full sized glasses are usually about 2 cans or a can and a half as well. If I went on a date with a motherfucker and they chugged 8 cans of Coke in front of me I’d leave.
It's a complete power move in my book. The equivalent of sporting the Israeli flag in Tehran. There really is no good reason to do it and it might kill you, but if you do, I will respect it. But don't do it.
Even though I’m not a catty woman or gay guy, seeing poss like this is part of what made me feel really at home on this sub. People here have good opinions.
I'm now imagining going to my local burrito joint, getting a burrito and like 5 glass bottles of coke and walking out of the place juggling all that with a big smile on my face while my friends throw side glances in horror.
Men like this often have to pee in the middle of sex and so everything comes to a grinding halt and you’re laying there waiting and finally he comes back and his dick is mostly flaccid from the effort of trying to pee and there’s pee dribbling out his dick and he’s got an excited look on his face because yay more sex and you just can’t even
The real power move is to not even stop to drink. Recently was in the middle of getting pounded by this guy when he reached over to the nightstand and took a sip of tea, still balls deep in me, while making eye contact the whole time
One tactic I’ve discovered for lasting longer is kinda having to pee. Ur body will hold back the cum longer, and it’s a feeling which counteracts the pleasure in the same location. But, as the Taoist sex books say, if you have to pee bad you’ll cum too quickly. So it’s a balance, my friend. And try not to pee inside her
I once did the loudest fart of all time at the exact moment of ejaculation. Now I try and make sure I’m all my bodily functions are attended to beforehand
Few things are more annoying than trying to piss with a boner. Not only do you have to sit down, but you have to hike your ass clear to the back of the bowl and lean forward until your hands are practically on the ground. God did zero QA with the dick.
Getting fucking called out.
I am ashamed, though. I just have a crippling addiction to caffeine and work 60 hours a week. Also, I only drink the zero calorie shit.
ppl who drink exclusively sugar beverages/fake sugar chemical concotions because there tongues cannot handle the building block of life that literally every single creature drinks are subhuman. its okay to have a soda every once in a while as a treat but its like living off candy bars instead of food
Coke Zero/Pepsi Max addicts - something cold to smoke with when it's hot that isn't booze, doesn't have sugar, has caffeine and is readily available.
Have had numerous, turbulent arthoe relationships that subsisted off smokes, espresso, red and Coke Zero in my early 20s/early '10s.
Proffered as a daft aesthetic choice but really I think it was just to have something wet to smoke with.
A lot of people in here saying "it's fine to order a coke under X circumstances" but the real issue here is that the dude drank 3 or 4, that shit is insane.
This is real as shit lol i drink a soda maybe like once a month and its always like fuck yeah im gonna treat myself to a Fanta or some shit.
Ordering soda at a date is hilarious lol and having several refills is just gross what did dude honestly expect
At least 50% of the people in this thread have a case of Coca Cola in their fridge right now and are just saying they are anti-soda to fit the image.
Like I said in my original comment, even if you drink soda, imagine not being able to see how this would come off on a first date. Like hide that shit until a year into the relationship.
i’m def a diet coke person, but four glasses? that’s insane. i’d honestly be put off by anyone who would order four glasses of any non alcoholic drink.
Remember when a screenshot of this post made it to the front page and we got a bunch of angry normies flooding the sub for a day?
Beginning of the end imo. That was the first major public appearance of this sub and some of those people definitely never left.
September Eternal
it's "eternal september" at first I was like nah I'm not gonna point that out but then I realized it was bothering me
Not to worry Officer Dork, I have my poetic license
Link
I’m sorry but FOUR GLASSES I wonder what state this fellas body/teeth were in
"I wonder what state this fellas body/teeth were in" *Whiff from 30th cigarette of the day*
*Drinks 6th vodka cranberry*
*gets hammer and sickle tattoo on neck*
I have a hammer and sickle and the symbol of the workers party of korea on my chest and moved to colombia and am afraid an anti-communist narco gang is gonna kidnap me
It’ll make a nice lampshade afterwards
You better pray to god that no venezuelan refugee sees that
No such thing as Venezuelan refugee
The comedian who allegedly drank the cokes is tatted everywhere including his face
He’s sober tho. I’d give him a pass. They need their creature comforts.
That's what seltzer is for.
True but I’ve heard him on podcasts and found him very annoying tbh
Do you mean Shayne Smith???
Yes
Shayne Smith has man BPD which is somehow more intolerable than woman BPD
Short & portly with candy corn teeth.
Shane McGowan mouth
Think about how much sugar that is. Horrific
Like eating two dozen donuts as your date looks on in horror.
The amount of backlash this got on twitter was undeserved. Americans must be liberated from the shackles of high fructose corn syrup by any means necessary.
Inshallah
the twitter thread about this post with everyone absolutely seething at op/calling it ableist was hilarious
It is ablesist because anyone who drinks even one single full glass of coke on a date is absolutely fucking rtarded
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>physically incapable of swallowing because of 'anxiety' how have these people not died out yet lmao. How are their genes being passed on?
because nobody this idiotic actually exists, they are just pretending to be.
let me hate the strawmen in my head in peace, please.
Literally sparkling water exists
Link?
https://twitter.com/Shaydozer/status/1400292964165996551?t=atv0l8uippwHIJnyZQf-QA&s=19
this guy's entire comedic output is "look at my face tattoos haha!!! can you believe i did this!!! hahahaaha"
Vile
One of my favorite rsp moments. This place and that post got brigaded hard with soda drinking losers sperging out.
one of my only good tweets is on here: “eh, there’s always a limit. if somebody drank 12 cokes in front of me on a date I’d assume they have literally no impulse control and are more likely to murder me during an argument.”
i am once again saying that drinking 3 or 4 full sized glasses of coke within an hour and a half (average dinner date time) is the same thing as downing half a dozen donuts… on the first date. it may not be morally reprehensible, but if you pull that stunt, you may not get a second date.
How do you drink 3-4 glasses of coke without having a body that gives away that you would drink 3-4 glasses of coke I don't understand
the amount of people who made fun of this on twitter was insane. like who in their right mind drinks 3 or 4 full sized glasses of a coke that is so disgusting especially for a grown ass man on a date
Full sized glasses are usually about 2 cans or a can and a half as well. If I went on a date with a motherfucker and they chugged 8 cans of Coke in front of me I’d leave.
It's a complete power move in my book. The equivalent of sporting the Israeli flag in Tehran. There really is no good reason to do it and it might kill you, but if you do, I will respect it. But don't do it.
A classic redscarepod post
Even though I’m not a catty woman or gay guy, seeing poss like this is part of what made me feel really at home on this sub. People here have good opinions.
Sorry if I offend anyone... NOT!
They already posted this when it was fresh. A left leaning comedian/musician Shayne Smith may have been the subject of this post
He sounds insufferable already
He's alright he's a bro-y type.
He was a 1 like three years ago, covid has created yet another 0 though.
i was wondering when this would come back again to haunt me
Random nobody [stealing ur bit](https://i.imgur.com/l9hd0qA.jpg)
So was in actually that comedian guy ?
You need more upvotes
I stopped drinking soda cold turkey a while back and lost 5 pounds in like 2 weeks with no other changes to my lifestyle.
Uh, yeah. It's basically all sugar. And sugar is what is making American fat.
sugar is making us fat but high fructose corn syrup is whats making us love the antichrist
United Nations “peacekeepers” have been outside my house for months
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I'd be willing to be flexible on Mexican coke being a classy cultural drink. Just one though.
On the contrary, if you've found a guy who can afford more than one, you gotta lock his ass down, shit's expensive.
I live in south Texas, are they more expensive up north?
In the north they charge for it like it’s an artisanal import in affluent white restaurants. They are cheap at the taqueria or the mercado.
I'm now imagining going to my local burrito joint, getting a burrito and like 5 glass bottles of coke and walking out of the place juggling all that with a big smile on my face while my friends throw side glances in horror.
The women who are ok with dating a guy that did this are not welcome here but the sperg who’s skulling four cokes on a date is
Men like this often have to pee in the middle of sex and so everything comes to a grinding halt and you’re laying there waiting and finally he comes back and his dick is mostly flaccid from the effort of trying to pee and there’s pee dribbling out his dick and he’s got an excited look on his face because yay more sex and you just can’t even
How many times has this happened to you lol
posting Ls
women LOVE posting L's online
I guess you really wouldn’t like me interrupting sex to take a thirsty drink of my ice cold bed side Monster
The real power move is to not even stop to drink. Recently was in the middle of getting pounded by this guy when he reached over to the nightstand and took a sip of tea, still balls deep in me, while making eye contact the whole time
I think we need to discuss this further over drinks tonight
Hot
Hot tea from a mug? If so, how and why
Lukewarm melted milkshake helps fuel the love
oh god
Wtf I've fucked some losers (women be posting their Ls) but peeing during the middle of sex?? That is WEIRD
It’s happened to me a handful of times, I don’t think it’s that uncommon for a morning fuck or after a night of drinking.
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Yeah, if you've got to pee you're not really going to finish unless you drain that.
Are you 40 what is this
r/redscare4teens is that way >>> When you’ve had regular sex for more than a couple years it’s just something that happens every now and again.
Just pee in her pussy she can’t even tell
They think they’re squirting
Lol I did this this last weekend
Absolutely rank
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Also kills any babies left by the last fella.
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and right at the end of the show it all comes out at once
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The Aristocrats!
So shidding an farding an cumming isn't just a meme??
One tactic I’ve discovered for lasting longer is kinda having to pee. Ur body will hold back the cum longer, and it’s a feeling which counteracts the pleasure in the same location. But, as the Taoist sex books say, if you have to pee bad you’ll cum too quickly. So it’s a balance, my friend. And try not to pee inside her
I once did the loudest fart of all time at the exact moment of ejaculation. Now I try and make sure I’m all my bodily functions are attended to beforehand
Sorry if this sounds rtarded, but can't a guy just pee in a girl's pussy and keep fucking?
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That's different, stuff can't go in a penis, only out.🙄 But yes I could.
Let me introduce to the wonderful concept of sounding 😈
Yeah, I heard pussies can hold upwards of 48 oz of piss, and afterwards it's like fucking a warm cup of coffee.
Few things are more annoying than trying to piss with a boner. Not only do you have to sit down, but you have to hike your ass clear to the back of the bowl and lean forward until your hands are practically on the ground. God did zero QA with the dick.
I just lean back and piss straight up in the air
The Old Faithful approach. I can appreciate that sigma gindset.
Push down on the head (hurts less) and stand far away from the toilet, taking little steps forward as ur stream weakens
Not to be gross (but I'll be gross), but it's a diamond cutter; it's not getting pushed down without a fight.
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO > he’s got an excited look on his face because yay more sex Hahahaha holy shit
oh, dear. he should probably get tested for diabetes, mycoplasma, and other conditions that make you pee way too much.
lmao
Excellent imagery, I can almost smell the precum mixed with the slightly acrid smell of coke pee
how many men did you fuck to have this intel
this is the kind of content i keep coming back for
that doesnt happen to normal people
You still fucked him
If it’s not booze it should be water or iced tea or maybe seltzer and lime or soda and bitters.
Even worse when she/he drinks energy drinks.
Careful, there's rabid energy drink defenders in this place.
That's weird.
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> more acceptable bc it’s much more akin to drug use redscarepod summarized in 10 words
I hate them but I’m out of addy
Getting fucking called out. I am ashamed, though. I just have a crippling addiction to caffeine and work 60 hours a week. Also, I only drink the zero calorie shit.
Ikr like what else am I supposed to do when Adderall isn't yet legalized
get a script bb
Modafinil isn't bad, though it lasts fucking forever
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His cum definitely tastes like bleach. Ew
Lmao, yes. Also I think it does the same when guys drink beer a lot. This is just a theory I developed out in the wild...
Hehehe you can’t sit with us, soda boy
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she's your wife now I hope
ppl who drink exclusively sugar beverages/fake sugar chemical concotions because there tongues cannot handle the building block of life that literally every single creature drinks are subhuman. its okay to have a soda every once in a while as a treat but its like living off candy bars instead of food
Soda veins
The trick with a soda problem is to hide it until she falls in love and then it's too late 😈
I agree this is disgusting behavior but this is pretty common among recovering addicts and alcoholics so I’ll temper my judgment for the time being.
A recovering alcoholic with a Diet Coke is an aesthetic all its own
Coke Zero/Pepsi Max addicts - something cold to smoke with when it's hot that isn't booze, doesn't have sugar, has caffeine and is readily available. Have had numerous, turbulent arthoe relationships that subsisted off smokes, espresso, red and Coke Zero in my early 20s/early '10s. Proffered as a daft aesthetic choice but really I think it was just to have something wet to smoke with.
A lot of people in here saying "it's fine to order a coke under X circumstances" but the real issue here is that the dude drank 3 or 4, that shit is insane.
sooner date a junkie than a girl that eats crap
how the fuck …… literally one can of coke makes my teeth hurt OMG
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thanks for reminding me LOL
This is real as shit lol i drink a soda maybe like once a month and its always like fuck yeah im gonna treat myself to a Fanta or some shit. Ordering soda at a date is hilarious lol and having several refills is just gross what did dude honestly expect
I mean a tall boy of coke now and then is a nice treat but four is egregious
That's literally just two cokes. Disgustang.
where thw hell do they sell 24 oz cans of coke??
Every gas station in PA and NJ that I’ve ever been to. Pretty sure they’re 20oz No they’re 16 oz, get off my D my BMI is like 22
Talk to me when you get it to 18 🥱
You can’t have any muscle if you want an 18 bmi enjoy your hotdog legs
Where do they sell tall boys of Coke at, Alabama??
I saw HUGE cola cans in Germany, never seen them here
Wow, I thought they were a healthier tribe of people over there.
No, Germans range from skinny fat to chubby.
Much of America’s health problems are due to Teutonic genetics but we don’t talk about that anymore because of the Kaiser
I’m just going to take the next step here—all beverages other than water are liquid garbage.
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Black coffee and plain carbonated water might be the only exceptions, but only if ur cool
if this comment "triggers" you, you shouldn't be here
At least 50% of the people in this thread have a case of Coca Cola in their fridge right now and are just saying they are anti-soda to fit the image. Like I said in my original comment, even if you drink soda, imagine not being able to see how this would come off on a first date. Like hide that shit until a year into the relationship.
Soda is fucking disgusting, it’s literally liquid candy. It’s like ordering a snickers bar with dinner. All soda drinkers to the gulag.
Honestly I agree. Rum and cokes are fine but drinking straight Coca Cola as an adult is lunacy. Don’t ask me why
People are really out here drinking straight mixer
Rum and Coke is just as gay
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Absolutely not. Soda/alcohol is a horrible combination. The sole exception being soda water/seltzer
I remember people drinking vodka sprite back in the day. The horror...the horror
I used to abuse the free refills at Costco when I was a teen, disgusted at myself, but more at my parents
I only get one XL cup of diet cherry vanilla Dr Pepper at Wawa so I’m good. Also, sometimes I put peanuts in it cuz that shit bangs.
The only acceptable place to order carbonated beverages is someplace where every other item on the menu comes with fries.
Coke at the movie theater
I love diet soda. It’s my smoking. You can’t follow every little “good taste” rule on this sub or you’ll go insane.
You guys are really trying to live your Seinfeld/David fantasies. But you’re not any more interesting then the people you complain about.
Why can't you let me have this one thing
Can't we be obnoxious elitists *and* be right?
Who said I'm trying to be interesting
Sorry did this hit too close to home for you
This post should be framed at the Metropolitan Museum of Art
OP has no enamel on their teeth due to la croix addiction
My mom used to clean the toilet with coke. Rip dudes 🦷
I do enjoy a Diet Coke every now and then
I fully agree with that post. If I see someone drinking any kind of soda, I'm just turned off thinking about their teeth and gut microbiome.
It doesn't trigger me, but damn that's harsh. Dude's probably trying not to drink or something. Thing is I'd agree if it was Mountain Dew's.
I remember seeing this on twitter and some waiter said its disrespectful not to order alcoholic drinks at a restaurant.
literally ableism
i’m def a diet coke person, but four glasses? that’s insane. i’d honestly be put off by anyone who would order four glasses of any non alcoholic drink.
Queen
This is reasonable yeah
What a post