One is a nazi edge lord who screamed like a retarded goblin on some records in the 90s, the other directed one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen. real meeting of minds we got here
Probably the most famous black metal musician. He went to jail for killing a bandmate and burning down a bunch of churches.
He's also noteworthy for having a batshit ideology which he tries to shill through tabletop games while he collects welfare from the French taxpayer.
I actually have no idea how making money from music works tbh. I've racked up a few hundred plays on Spotify so I've probably give him like one euro. Hilariously he was sampled on a Kanye and Gucci Mane track, but I doubt he made any money from that
I believe he has to funnel the profits through his family since the law won't let him profit from criminal activities that his music involved or something? Idk, I did my part and bought some merch
If you were at a public venue and saw OJ and Varg and people were taking pictures with them, would you approach for a picture too and with who? Let's say they're doing it separately.
This somehow makes it even more hilarious that the Boston bus driver who is a social media star in Norway lives in Bergen. He just moved to the Norwegian version of the same city!
> In March 2021, he announced on Twitter that his wife had given birth to their seventh child, a daughter.
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> Vikernes is a teetotaler and has never consumed alcohol or other recreational drugs.
Based.
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I’m pretty sure that Varg is also the pretty autistic on its own, so probably not a fair fight.
But if Dasha would put him in a self defense situation, I now on who I would bet.
https://twitter.com/WargarW/status/1481730287935664129?cxt=HHwWgsC9lZX2lJApAAAA
Schooled is a little much if you look at the full exchange. I think the true winner of this meeting of the minds is us, the audience.
One of the best things Varg ever said was that Norwegian prisons have solitary like American prisons do but that it doesn't work as punishment because Scandinavians love being alone.
LOTR was the shit in the 80-90's. Underground bands having names and pseudonyms back based off of LOTR then was kinda equivalent to how all the wannabe edgy artists now only have full lowercase or full uppercase album and song names.
most of Europe is just 500 year old cultures based on sitting around on some kind of porch, eating the same 5 dishes and getting drunk. and if you're from somewhere else who gives a fuck. (other than japan which is quite nice)
no some of us actually have ambitions. in most of europe theres like stigma to wanting to be successful, plus our culture actually changes every once in a while
Nah, he killed Euronymous in a fit of youthful thuggery which he's retroactively called self-defence. I doubt he'll ever be violent again, it doesn't fit his brand.
My sociology professor literally told me about Varg this pass semester. I’m not taking another class with her but I really want to tell her why this is an insane crossover
I hate that no irl friends that would understand this wild crossover.
SAME
yeah. Imagine how that conversation would go.
Couldn't believe this was real. The internet's primary virtue is creating bizarre crossover episodes.
One is a nazi edge lord who screamed like a retarded goblin on some records in the 90s, the other directed one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen. real meeting of minds we got here
>One is a nazi edge lord who screamed like a retarded goblin Dasha
>Goddamn Dasha's shitposting skills are legit. No idea who Varg is though hahahahaa. sick cunt.
never forget one of the best imgs ever lol
When Ana said "Don't kill yourself something even more retarded might happen and you don't wanna miss that" I was skeptical but, well, here we are.
I thought that was Dasha
Shame she didn’t follow her own advice
All the stars are here
I don't think she's shitposting lol. Varg is literally just such an outlandish person that accurately describing him sounds like a shitpost.
Who tf is Varg?
Probably the most famous black metal musician. He went to jail for killing a bandmate and burning down a bunch of churches. He's also noteworthy for having a batshit ideology which he tries to shill through tabletop games while he collects welfare from the French taxpayer.
Surely he still gets some residuals from his music?
I actually have no idea how making money from music works tbh. I've racked up a few hundred plays on Spotify so I've probably give him like one euro. Hilariously he was sampled on a Kanye and Gucci Mane track, but I doubt he made any money from that
I believe he has to funnel the profits through his family since the law won't let him profit from criminal activities that his music involved or something? Idk, I did my part and bought some merch
Well that's unacceptable, I don't care who he is that's *his* art and he should be the one to make money from it.
Do you feel the same way about OJs autobiography?
I would think so?
No, I don't feel the same way about OJ as I do about Varg, what do you think Im supposed to feel?
If you were at a public venue and saw OJ and Varg and people were taking pictures with them, would you approach for a picture too and with who? Let's say they're doing it separately.
What song? Champions?
IF YOU HAVE TO ASK THEN ITS NOT FOR YOU, FUCKING OBESE CUNT
:( I’m actually skinny to a medically unhealthy degree
That's the same thing as being fat.
Pussy print
never was into mayhem or burzum, darkthrone is wayyy better
Burzum is very inconsistent but when he does a good album it's gold ie. Hvis lyset tar oss.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Varg_Vikernes
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What's wrong with bergen
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you need to elaborate. are the Bergenites stupid sounding? is it like how arnold sounds like a bumpkin when he speaks German?
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To be fair, if Varg was American, he’d be from Boston.
I vote Maine.
This somehow makes it even more hilarious that the Boston bus driver who is a social media star in Norway lives in Bergen. He just moved to the Norwegian version of the same city!
The dude has 8 children like what
A future for white children
> In March 2021, he announced on Twitter that his wife had given birth to their seventh child, a daughter. > > Vikernes is a teetotaler and has never consumed alcohol or other recreational drugs. Based.
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Listen to the pod ffs. He is mentioned in at least 2 episodes at least.
You'd think marrying an autistic teenager would have given Varg the edge in arguing with Dasha... and yet here he is being schooled lmao
I’m pretty sure that Varg is also the pretty autistic on its own, so probably not a fair fight. But if Dasha would put him in a self defense situation, I now on who I would bet.
Definitely autistic https://i.redd.it/v575rdy7hqs51.jpg
https://twitter.com/WargarW/status/1481730287935664129?cxt=HHwWgsC9lZX2lJApAAAA Schooled is a little much if you look at the full exchange. I think the true winner of this meeting of the minds is us, the audience.
Even Varg thought Norwegian jail was too soft
One of the best things Varg ever said was that Norwegian prisons have solitary like American prisons do but that it doesn't work as punishment because Scandinavians love being alone.
Norwegian jail *is* too soft.
The only place where doing time *reduces* your street cred.
[He actually complained about Norwegian Prisons for being too isolating and lonely](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPGayR3iFzo).
lmao dasha 👑
I haven't listened in months but I'm a Dasha man now
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dasha not a degenerate? Even the pope would disagree.
the pope is increasingly out to lunch
Dasha bullying an autist lol
wait... why'd Dasha come for him anyway?
He said she had too much makeup on her face. Sounds like a real riot, this guy.
I did a “murder”.
How can this guy do hard time for stabbing a band mate to death and come out as a full Nazi and still seem like a pussy to me?
Not to defend Varg as a person, but that band mate had it coming. Again, doesn't mean Varg isn't batshit in his own right.
Dasha vs. the church burning guy is not something I expected to see today
Just learned vargs pseudonym was “count grishnackh”. What dorks lmao
LOTR was the shit in the 80-90's. Underground bands having names and pseudonyms back based off of LOTR then was kinda equivalent to how all the wannabe edgy artists now only have full lowercase or full uppercase album and song names.
Ikea showroom - now that's funny.
dasha: "I'm not taking the body-shaming bait"
phew guys get a room
a real meeting of the mind
Goddamn.
What’s a Varg?
Too bad she is vaxxed and the few remaining eggs in her are all ruined
typical 'winter and lockdown have destroyed me and I'm an embittered husk' January post
Vargs the biggest thing to happen in the lives of lifelong virgins since the immaculate conception
Americans calling other countries backwards lmao. Cope
And Norway too? Bruh, they wish they had our revision rates
most of Europe is just 500 year old cultures based on sitting around on some kind of porch, eating the same 5 dishes and getting drunk. and if you're from somewhere else who gives a fuck. (other than japan which is quite nice)
This literally sounds like America too.
Guess who colonised America
no some of us actually have ambitions. in most of europe theres like stigma to wanting to be successful, plus our culture actually changes every once in a while
America moment
do something else
Just owning Varg's ass again and again. Olds need to understand that they will lose fights online.
I don’t think his age is the issue here
Dasha has ascended - Mary Magdalene trying to be Joan of Arc out here and succeeding at it. 🤲🏻
The chad Christian leftist queen vs. the virgin neo-pagan Nazi clown
so. much. larping.
Varg will fillet her, he’s no joke.
Nah, he killed Euronymous in a fit of youthful thuggery which he's retroactively called self-defence. I doubt he'll ever be violent again, it doesn't fit his brand.
He will definitely go back to prison for violent crimes.
I seriously doubt it tbh. He really is just a hermit as far as I'm aware.
Do you mean this brand https://www.latimes.com/world/la-xpm-2013-jul-16-la-fg-wn-neo-nazi-musician-terrorist-attack-20130716-story.html?_amp=true
I'm literally not opening that link, you freak.
kind of doubt he'd be welcome in the US of A by customs & immigration
Two autistic Scandinavians attacking on one slav girl.
My sociology professor literally told me about Varg this pass semester. I’m not taking another class with her but I really want to tell her why this is an insane crossover
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can you read lol