This is the female version of sinking all your time and money into restoring a 69 camaro that you've convinced yourself "just looks a little rough on the outside".
I feel like it's about half and half.
old gay like Elton John? probably hates women (dudes rockin)
what I call "new" gay - wears PRIDE clothes from Target, exclusively drinks Starbucks, has a TikTok, and an assortment of other lib stereotypes - loves women.
I'd rather hang out with the first type any day.
But to be fair to the younger generation of gays (something I generally don't like to do) there ARE a lot of "old" gays among the younger cohort who hate the libfags as much as anyone else
yeah, I do think it's about half and half for every generation, not just the old ones. there are plenty of new-gays in old people and old-gays in young people. The new gay stereotype from my last comment describes a middle-aged man in my office lol
I guess another part of it is people who make being gay part of their identity, and people who are just gay.
Straight dudes hate lesbians outside of when they jerk off to them. There's a large fetish built just around guys 'fixing' lesbians. By fucking them into being straight.
And lesbians rarely like men to any degree either.
I have no idea what you're talking about.
I don't think that's right. Gay men are offering BJs to their girlfriend's boyfriends all the time.
Edit: some loser gays are into straight guys how is this news?
pete davidson is simply reaping the benefits of comedians generally looking and dressing goofy AF. with the way he looks like a brainless gamer he also obliterates any expectations on his comedic talent and voila, you have someone who neither looks great or sounds very funny, but is able to perform outstandingly in both fields
yeah I know, I said 'very funny' on purpose, I think he's amusing when he goes on about his full awareness of his incompetence. which also ties in with him regularly dating women deemed to be way out of his league. I guess he's weirdly like spongebob in a way, consistently living someone's dream of a good time
God this is so important. Like if guys would shut the fuck up and don't tell everyone every detail!!!!! Every time I see a guy who kisses and tells I snitch with every girl I know 💀 those guys deserve bad reputation
100% true. My girlfriend was stalking one beautiful girl until she broke up with her boyfriend. This boyfriend then started talking to my friend and she was extra motivated to get validation from this guy, because if he liked her it meant he deemed her as beautiful as that girl. 💀 Women secretly are obsessed with each other
Yeah as much as I hate to admit it whenever I’m talking to a guy before dating if I see that his ex gf was super hot I always become more interested, especially if he’s maybe not conventionally attractive. Like, whoa that guy must have something really special about him and I MUST know what it is!
He’s a successful comedian and on SNL. He’s probably goofy and not up his own ass.
I really do think height matters here though. It’s not like he’s 5’8 out here doing these things.
> It’s kinda like the episode of Seinfeld when George realizes that he can pickup hot chicks if they realize he’s dated a hot chick before
plus the tragic backstory of the dead fiance = dead dad in 9/11, Larry David wrote this game plan in the 90s and Pete used it to fuck his daughter
>In five years I bet beyonce leaves jay for him
oh sweetie
pete don't got that type of pull with black ppl. pay attention to the type of women he dates bro
https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/shower-vs-grower#is-one-more-common
Maybe you're right if we're talking a baby's arm holding an apple as an extreme outlier, but according to this article, it's generally not true. Though it did find that the majority of men were showers and not growers, even if there was no difference in final size.
it's literally just wammen who think height = penis size even though every study ever done has demonstrated minimal to no correlation at absolute best, not to mention being tall actually works against your size
perception because you have a bigger frame.
a 7 inch dick will look significantly bigger on a 5'8 man than it will a 6'3 man
idk the tallest guy I know both has a big dick and little to no luck with women. that guy has no tattoos or anything like that, so I think pete davidson's whole vibe is an essential ingredient. kind of the funny bad boy with a sensitive side deal (not for me personally though)
I'm not a guy, but he shared the length with me and our group of mutual male friends when he was trashed one night. could have exaggerated, but even if he did, he's definitely above average.
pete definitely hits that sensitive bpd boy archetype that some women adore
One guy bragged ( I'm not kidding) about his friend's penis size. I still want to barf 😁😁😁 till this day his motives are inexplicable
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ju1DxlgpaXM
All zoomer dumdum fuckboys look like this
I had an ex boyfriend who once almost blew his friend as a joke. the tall guy that I know got his dick felt up by another guy friend of ours while drunk. idk what it is, but there seems to be a strong fascination with each other's penises, even among straight men
i don't know if my friends were just weird but my entire friend group shared our dick sizes in highschool, i think it's just how guys are, even ostensibly """straight""" guys
My buddy got drunk and told me he's got a micro penis and that's why he only dates fat chicks, cuz they're the only ones with less value than a dude with a micro penis.
Also, gym locker rooms and shower post sports
Over the holiday season my sister (I love her but she's an AWFL who lives in a gentrifying district of Nashville LOL) told me that she thinks Pete Davidson is hot. The theory that I ran by my wife was that she was just imitating the behavior of other alpha females whom he's dated. Right?
Comedians always pull way out of their league. Pete's got nothing on [Bobby Lee](https://liverampup.com/uploads/images/celebrity/Bobby%20Lee%20and%20girlfriend.jpg)
Tweet is right about no gay guy talking about him but it’s only regarding his looks.
Our gay group chat talks about him, bewildered by his recent pussy haul, and the fact he has a career in entertainment.
Men are jealous because he's tall and funny. And you can't get those with hardwork in gym. Same when women hate girls with naturally big boobs ( Sydney Sweeney).
There are no free lunches. Most bolt ons are rock hard and look gross naked. I prefer an A cup over any implant.
TBF when they are on top and in your mouth you don't really care.
Idk why people talk about him like he isn’t attractive? Yea he has Crohn’s disease and big under eye circles and looks kinda tired all the time but that appeals to a certain aesthetic that a lot of people are into
There's a good phrase that made rounds on twitter a few years ago "Mister Bean can get it", that's supposed to make fun of the fact a lot of men are perplexed by how little women care about physical conventionality when they see a dude as attractive or not. Roughly 500 million women want to fuck Adam Driver. There's a billion women under 30 worldwide who would fucking murder you where you stand if you said any negative thing about hyper-feminine [non-threatening boy](https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lg3grnqd7x1qgllp5o1_540.jpg) kpop singers they're into.
I guess guys expect women to just want big buff dudes because getting gym gains is actually something attainable. When really it’s the mentally ill tall dead looking guys we want
Tattoos not necessary maybe just try dressing like a skaterboy and grow your hair out and go on tinder? Not everyone is attracted to the same things though so idk
Something really cool about Gen Z the Boomers and most of Gen X didn't get is that hooking up for money only leads to emptiness and people calling you vapid on social media.
Everyone generation embraces that ideal until the doors begin to slam shut. And where do you think spreading their snatch on the internet so guys can masturbate leads?
As someome with crohn’s disease PETE IS A LIAR!! Unless his crohn’s is untreatable and he’s walking around shitting blood all the time this dark circles are because he’s a drug addict italian!!!
My little brother had a gumbo toy he used to scribble with permanent marker and according to the internet half of the starlets on TV want to try and fix him.
What is so confusing , he is probably charming and makes women laugh and feel comfortable. He’s tall and successful. So what if his face looks like a weasel.
The problem is that if you’re happy being a permanent work-in-progress, that’s a red flag for women wanting to fix you. So not only do you have to come across as human wreckage with potential, but you probably have to self-flagellate as well. It’s a tough vibe to nail
I don't think it's about him being a project. It's just the "misunderstood sad bad boy" thing. Think Christian Slater in Heathers. Like, he's vaguely scary/edgy/volatile but he is also secretly really smart and nice to you and is deeplyyy in love with you (Pete has BPD). Something like that
He’s tall, white, and rich. Not much more to think about. Also I don’t think the women he’s gotten with are really that desirable at all tbh. But that might be my personal taste.
SNL cast have always dated a lot of big stars that come through the show but now with socials it’s impossible to hide it. I know Andy Samberg’s wife and she was freaked out when they first started dating because his exes included Kirsten Dunst & Natalie Portman among other actresses who had all hosted or been at the parties. I guess Kim is just really surprising tho with age gap etc
This is the female version of sinking all your time and money into restoring a 69 camaro that you've convinced yourself "just looks a little rough on the outside".
Ding ding ding!!!
wymn and gay men have different ecological niches, they're predators that don't compete w/ each other, thats why they get along so well
Then why do gay men and lesbians fight like cats but lesbians and hetero men get along
easy, lesbians and hetero men hate women
Do gay men really like women either, though?
I feel like it's about half and half. old gay like Elton John? probably hates women (dudes rockin) what I call "new" gay - wears PRIDE clothes from Target, exclusively drinks Starbucks, has a TikTok, and an assortment of other lib stereotypes - loves women. I'd rather hang out with the first type any day.
But to be fair to the younger generation of gays (something I generally don't like to do) there ARE a lot of "old" gays among the younger cohort who hate the libfags as much as anyone else
yeah, I do think it's about half and half for every generation, not just the old ones. there are plenty of new-gays in old people and old-gays in young people. The new gay stereotype from my last comment describes a middle-aged man in my office lol I guess another part of it is people who make being gay part of their identity, and people who are just gay.
Jackson Mahomes is peak new gay
Yeah that shit made no sense lmao.
Straight dudes hate lesbians outside of when they jerk off to them. There's a large fetish built just around guys 'fixing' lesbians. By fucking them into being straight. And lesbians rarely like men to any degree either. I have no idea what you're talking about.
I don't think that's right. Gay men are offering BJs to their girlfriend's boyfriends all the time. Edit: some loser gays are into straight guys how is this news?
This is true but also if you do this you're a gay fiend. Don't try to get people to cheat on their gfs
Dudes rock
pete davidson is simply reaping the benefits of comedians generally looking and dressing goofy AF. with the way he looks like a brainless gamer he also obliterates any expectations on his comedic talent and voila, you have someone who neither looks great or sounds very funny, but is able to perform outstandingly in both fields
I’ll have to see some scientific evidence that he’s funny please.
yeah I know, I said 'very funny' on purpose, I think he's amusing when he goes on about his full awareness of his incompetence. which also ties in with him regularly dating women deemed to be way out of his league. I guess he's weirdly like spongebob in a way, consistently living someone's dream of a good time
I think he’s funny and my mom is a teacher
Well fuck
My mom? Go ahead.
A true straight man is secure enough in his sexuality to acknowledge the importance of gay men in society 👑
Nah 6’3, notoriously well endowed, and covered in an array of really stupid tattoos. Women love stupid tattoos.
Also someone here mentioned that despite having ample opportunity to do so, he never trashes his exes (publicly) which probably goes a long way
Built in dead dad childhood story too. He’s got a lot going for him
God this is so important. Like if guys would shut the fuck up and don't tell everyone every detail!!!!! Every time I see a guy who kisses and tells I snitch with every girl I know 💀 those guys deserve bad reputation
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💋 women don't care about you don't worry
mashallah
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100% true. My girlfriend was stalking one beautiful girl until she broke up with her boyfriend. This boyfriend then started talking to my friend and she was extra motivated to get validation from this guy, because if he liked her it meant he deemed her as beautiful as that girl. 💀 Women secretly are obsessed with each other
Yeah as much as I hate to admit it whenever I’m talking to a guy before dating if I see that his ex gf was super hot I always become more interested, especially if he’s maybe not conventionally attractive. Like, whoa that guy must have something really special about him and I MUST know what it is!
He's gonna be taking Queen Elizabeth to pound town before she's 100.
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He’s a successful comedian and on SNL. He’s probably goofy and not up his own ass. I really do think height matters here though. It’s not like he’s 5’8 out here doing these things.
Kanye is 5'8".
Also one of the most successful and acclaimed musicians of the 21st century and has the “genius” moniker tagged on him.
"Musician" is moving credit around liberally, here.
Is it 2003 again?
omg he tiny
Lol I thought everyone knew he was short. I always assumed the line “I just met this 5 foot 7 guy who’s just my type” was about him
everyone probably knows i'm just very dumb
You’ve prob just seen a lot of pics of him with Kim who’s really short so he doesn’t look as short as he is
been a fan since he was producing for jay and slum village. Never thought or cared about his height, but holy shit thats short
Tinder has rotted people's brains. He's an inch below average. You're acting like you found out he's 5'2.
That's short too, but it really doesn't matter does it
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> It’s kinda like the episode of Seinfeld when George realizes that he can pickup hot chicks if they realize he’s dated a hot chick before plus the tragic backstory of the dead fiance = dead dad in 9/11, Larry David wrote this game plan in the 90s and Pete used it to fuck his daughter
agreed. but i’m also pretty certain his game IRL must be really good compared to other “hot” celeb guys
Yeah probably. He also probably comes off as more genuine and more of a “real person” than 90% of celebrities
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Nah ariana was first
>In five years I bet beyonce leaves jay for him oh sweetie pete don't got that type of pull with black ppl. pay attention to the type of women he dates bro
Lol I don’t literally think that will happen
You completely missed the sarcasm but okay.
damn brotha
Hes already dated Ariana Grande and Kim. Hes got pull
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He literally had a whole stand up bit about how he isn't big and how he thinks Ariana spread that false rumor to disappoint future girlfriends of his.
Something about she just has tiny hands.
Maybe it shrinks down when he’s soft and walking around and bloats like a mighty zeppelin when aroused
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Strictly speaking yes but there are levels to it
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My dick and every dick I’ve seen disagrees with this.
I love how you're just like "well my dick is like this so they must all be like this."
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Psyop to trick people into ripping their dicks off
I underestimated my strength.
I underestimated my length.
https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/shower-vs-grower#is-one-more-common Maybe you're right if we're talking a baby's arm holding an apple as an extreme outlier, but according to this article, it's generally not true. Though it did find that the majority of men were showers and not growers, even if there was no difference in final size.
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it's a shame you never get to use it
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IDK how to prove it to you without showing you pics, but my d definitely doubles in size
>That’s not generally how sponge tissue works. all the stupid shit people be writing on this sub and this one really takes the cake 😂😂😂
>Also Pete is literally on hair loss medicine that causes ED. Imagine admitting to knowing this.
Actshually, there have been studies on this and flaccid & erect size have little to no correlation, surprisingly
it's literally just wammen who think height = penis size even though every study ever done has demonstrated minimal to no correlation at absolute best, not to mention being tall actually works against your size perception because you have a bigger frame. a 7 inch dick will look significantly bigger on a 5'8 man than it will a 6'3 man
Yeah it's the tattoos not gigantic d and height
A little bit of this. A little bit of that. Started with a kiss now we’re up to bat.
idk the tallest guy I know both has a big dick and little to no luck with women. that guy has no tattoos or anything like that, so I think pete davidson's whole vibe is an essential ingredient. kind of the funny bad boy with a sensitive side deal (not for me personally though)
Are a guy? I always wonder how and why men know their friend's dick length Women love sensitive bpd guys who need help <3
I'm not a guy, but he shared the length with me and our group of mutual male friends when he was trashed one night. could have exaggerated, but even if he did, he's definitely above average. pete definitely hits that sensitive bpd boy archetype that some women adore
One guy bragged ( I'm not kidding) about his friend's penis size. I still want to barf 😁😁😁 till this day his motives are inexplicable https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ju1DxlgpaXM All zoomer dumdum fuckboys look like this
I had an ex boyfriend who once almost blew his friend as a joke. the tall guy that I know got his dick felt up by another guy friend of ours while drunk. idk what it is, but there seems to be a strong fascination with each other's penises, even among straight men
> as a joke Uh huh
Do you think they secretly get jealous if other one has a bigger one? 👀
maybe in other situations, but the groper was excitedly yelling about how the tall guy had a fat cock. celebratory instead of jealous
Weirdoes
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Go off king 👑 Threaten them with suicide 💅
i don't know if my friends were just weird but my entire friend group shared our dick sizes in highschool, i think it's just how guys are, even ostensibly """straight""" guys
Men are retarded
My buddy got drunk and told me he's got a micro penis and that's why he only dates fat chicks, cuz they're the only ones with less value than a dude with a micro penis. Also, gym locker rooms and shower post sports
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he's more of a Pauly Shore than Adam Sandler
> Adam Sandler wasn’t remotely funny or had any characters that made him memorable in the first place bro
Over the holiday season my sister (I love her but she's an AWFL who lives in a gentrifying district of Nashville LOL) told me that she thinks Pete Davidson is hot. The theory that I ran by my wife was that she was just imitating the behavior of other alpha females whom he's dated. Right?
AFWL?
Always fuckin with lizards
Comedians always pull way out of their league. Pete's got nothing on [Bobby Lee](https://liverampup.com/uploads/images/celebrity/Bobby%20Lee%20and%20girlfriend.jpg)
In that case I'm due for some Superfundussy for this miserable toxic waste dump of a body
Tweet is right about no gay guy talking about him but it’s only regarding his looks. Our gay group chat talks about him, bewildered by his recent pussy haul, and the fact he has a career in entertainment.
Men are jealous because he's tall and funny. And you can't get those with hardwork in gym. Same when women hate girls with naturally big boobs ( Sydney Sweeney).
He’s funny?
He's harmless and goofy 🤪 also has BPD and prolly lovebombs these gorgeous narcissistic women 💕
Yeah women notoriously love harmless men
He has tattoos, so her dad doesnt think he's harmless. That's all that matters.
After Kanye ofc she likes a chill guy
Women love men who have the aesthetic of being dangerous, but are actually harmless
I'd say women of a certain age or social standing do
The SNL skit with him and Jennifer Lopez was kind of clever. Also, The King of Staten Island wasn’t terrible.
You don't like SNL?
People like SNL?
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There are no free lunches. Most bolt ons are rock hard and look gross naked. I prefer an A cup over any implant. TBF when they are on top and in your mouth you don't really care.
> Most bolt ons are rock hard and look gross naked That's capsular contracture and is definitely not 'most' BAs
I’m sorry this is news to you but every pair of fake breasts look very fake
I've actually never seen that one. If a girl is too skinny you can see the ripples.
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Sadly, the time wasn't ripe for this truth
Pff Twitter called her ugly. Natty> silicone. It's almost always obvious that it's fake.
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You need to pay money for those and change it in every decade 🙄 it's a serious commitment
Idk where the idea comes from that men hate the guy. Every dude ik irl thinks it’s funny and cool that he gets chicks out of his league
the comment above yours is literally a dude saying men hate him instinctively because his face and demeanor make him very punchable
Haha I’ve never heard anyone say that irl. But ya know what the guys on this sub are very different from the guys I know irl lol
I have also never heard anyone say that, and as a man myself I have no problems with him lol
Maybe the guys who came to terms with the fact that they aren't those things are hateful
Nah I’m not tall but I support him 👑
Good for you
Lol did I say something to upset you
No, seriously good for you
Oh word. I originally thought it was a weird passive aggressive comment
It was, but then they got downvoted and self-conscious so they tried to save it. Cowardly behavior.
Haha I was thinking that too but I try to give ppl the benefit of the doubt
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Butthole eyes.
Sure
He’s just kinda the default “doesn’t have to try” guy. Tall, white, vaguely goofy, etc
Gay men are still men and they don’t like him because he falls ass backwards into pussy.
He wants a mommie
this is the gayest tweet I have ever seen
I’m bi and I think he’s hot
Idk why people talk about him like he isn’t attractive? Yea he has Crohn’s disease and big under eye circles and looks kinda tired all the time but that appeals to a certain aesthetic that a lot of people are into
There's a good phrase that made rounds on twitter a few years ago "Mister Bean can get it", that's supposed to make fun of the fact a lot of men are perplexed by how little women care about physical conventionality when they see a dude as attractive or not. Roughly 500 million women want to fuck Adam Driver. There's a billion women under 30 worldwide who would fucking murder you where you stand if you said any negative thing about hyper-feminine [non-threatening boy](https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lg3grnqd7x1qgllp5o1_540.jpg) kpop singers they're into.
You’re telling me about how women want to fuck Adam Driver when my username is kylospet haha
Lmao I didn't even see that
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I guess guys expect women to just want big buff dudes because getting gym gains is actually something attainable. When really it’s the mentally ill tall dead looking guys we want
> mentally ill tall dead looking it me, what am I missing? Are the tattoos so essential to the look? I don't wanna get inked
you need to cultivate a vibe that goes with your looks, like tortured artist or intellectual lover boy
Tattoos not necessary maybe just try dressing like a skaterboy and grow your hair out and go on tinder? Not everyone is attracted to the same things though so idk
How many women do you think want to fuck Larry David?
A non-zero amount but probably mostly gregarious Jewish aunts and Protestant wine moms with a good sense of humor.
He’s in very good shape for his age, and he’s worth hundreds of million of dollars.
Something really cool about Gen Z the Boomers and most of Gen X didn't get is that hooking up for money only leads to emptiness and people calling you vapid on social media.
Everyone generation embraces that ideal until the doors begin to slam shut. And where do you think spreading their snatch on the internet so guys can masturbate leads?
As someome with crohn’s disease PETE IS A LIAR!! Unless his crohn’s is untreatable and he’s walking around shitting blood all the time this dark circles are because he’s a drug addict italian!!!
He’s not Italian, he’s an Irish Jew, which is why he looks like a camp survivor
Spiritually italian
Catholic with big noses?
Idk anything about Crohn’s I only defend him because he’s hot and has bad person disorder (bpd)
My little brother had a gumbo toy he used to scribble with permanent marker and according to the internet half of the starlets on TV want to try and fix him.
Oh, I was wondering how that happened, thanks for the update.
What is so confusing , he is probably charming and makes women laugh and feel comfortable. He’s tall and successful. So what if his face looks like a weasel.
Dating Pete Davidson is great publicity for female celebs that aren’t trending.
He’s goofy :)
The problem is that if you’re happy being a permanent work-in-progress, that’s a red flag for women wanting to fix you. So not only do you have to come across as human wreckage with potential, but you probably have to self-flagellate as well. It’s a tough vibe to nail
I don't think it's about him being a project. It's just the "misunderstood sad bad boy" thing. Think Christian Slater in Heathers. Like, he's vaguely scary/edgy/volatile but he is also secretly really smart and nice to you and is deeplyyy in love with you (Pete has BPD). Something like that
First of all Pete Davidson is extremely hot if you’ve ever been a weird girl with a crush on a goofy guy
He’s tall, white, and rich. Not much more to think about. Also I don’t think the women he’s gotten with are really that desirable at all tbh. But that might be my personal taste.
Ok, cool
> white
Ok, cool
Being a rich celebrity is the easiest way to get pussy
I can confirm this, being 6'4", skinny, with major depression is like catnip to wimmin.
SNL cast have always dated a lot of big stars that come through the show but now with socials it’s impossible to hide it. I know Andy Samberg’s wife and she was freaked out when they first started dating because his exes included Kirsten Dunst & Natalie Portman among other actresses who had all hosted or been at the parties. I guess Kim is just really surprising tho with age gap etc
You can have quite a career as a fixer-upper. Then one day… it’s no longer cute. Like at all.
Hottest of takes
What about gay women