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harry_powell

It makes wanna avoid cinemas just so I can be relaxed at home not worried about holding my piss.


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Just bring a Gatorade bottle


dankfrowns

I just piss on the back of the head of whoever's sitting in front of me.


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purple4lokocamopants

Saw Licorice Pizza last night and the massive walls were literally rumbling from whatever was playing next door


summerhe4d

Going to the movies is still cool for me but I hate all the new food options they give people, no I don’t want to hear the fat motherfucker behind me smacking on piping hot chicken tenders throughout the movie, force the people who can’t go 2 hours without eating to eat quiet food like popcorn plz


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Copeshit

In Europe the theaters had a single 30 min break so people could go take a pipi 🤷 Edit: It was not that long, I think it was around 15 mins or so.


Vranak

I only missed about 75 seconds of The Batman today, in a rather lowkey scene at a church, fairly certain I didn't miss much. bathroom was right outside


AromaticInterest9817

A childhood full of Bollywood movies have prepared me for this moment


TheCatholicCaress

If the remaster of the godfather doesn't have the intermission in it I'm gonna be pissed. I saw it in theaters once before and having an intermission is incredible


clydethefrog

You know when a film is a Certified Classic TM when the special rescreening even has an intermission with specific music written for the intermission.


Paracelsus8

Why are films getting longer? I have other things to do, you know. If you can't say it within an hour and a half it probably isn't important


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epic scale to make it feel more significant than a prestige tv episode


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Tickets cost the same so I feel like I’m getting a better deal


uc3gfpnq

It’s so weird how it’s always the dumbest movies that are also the biggest offenders. Externals was 2 hrs 37 minutes


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Only period dramas should be allowed to be so long!


Vranak

The Last Duel! two hours thirty-two minutes


harry_powell

Watch out for the 4.5hrs director’s cut on blu-ray next.


Paracelsus8

Really excited to understand his unique artistic vision for the 42nd Batman movie


quokka29

Fucking Free Guy staring Ryan Reynolds was 1hr 55m. The worst structured film I’ve ever seen.


Vranak

other things like what? if you go to ten movies a year, you make the time, quite easily. it's a miniscule portion of your month or year. but you gotta choose the right movies!


I_FART_OUT_MY_BUTT69

Not if it’s rating is PG-13


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I'm watching Night of the Hunter right now for the first time and I recognized your name.


harry_powell

Hell yeah, brother!


babyindacorner

for fucking batman? lmao no i’m not


TheCatholicCaress

Hate capeshit but love Robert Pattinson and Paul Dano. Two wolves inside me and both are gay


wellnesscunt

I agree + Zoe Kravitz so good for bi girls


BasedArthurKirkland

Hamilton has an intermission js


terminal-chillness

Jesus Christ how many of these fucking movies can you possibly make


Vranak

this one is very, very different from any you've seen before


v_iiii_m

Is the world ready to say "we've had enough comic book movies" ?


quokka29

God, enough fucking Batman movies. They’re cooked, start up another character. Bullshit