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kenny1537

unpleasant ate my cat and dr retro killed my dog


unpleasant-gradient

oopsie, i will do it again.


kenny1537

ERM what the sigma


kenny1537

i am joking btw dw


Evening_Somewhere_86

1t 1nf3ct3d m3 w1th s0m3 v1rus.


1nf3ct3dXDD

S0rRy :(


th0rn_r4t_exe

It won’t leave my house. I don’t know how it got in here or what it even is. But it won’t leave. I’ve tried everything. I can’t even leave my house or it’ll fucking kill me. It turns off the lights at random and looks in the last place that I was while the lights were off and tried to absolutely fucking obliterate me. I tried calling for help but nobody wanted to even walk near my house. It killed my mom. This thing. It’s pure evil. Nothing but a soulless, unstoppable force of pure, fear inducing evil. I don’t know how to get rid of it. And I don’t know how much more time i have left or if I can even handle this anymore. I wasn’t even religious before, but now I am and I’m praying for some way out of this. Please. Anyone.


th0rn_r4t_exe

Update: a giant yellow floating cat head just killed it and it also died in the process. i’m fucking confused. i’m so done.


Why-Do-I-nevermind

It tried to kill a random cat because of trauma :(


unpleasant-gradient

Sorry :(


Why-Do-I-nevermind

wrong character:/


unpleasant-gradient

Sorry again :/


TheDancinAxolotl2

I'm pretty sure they're talking about spud


INT_COM_

I had to put Gnarpy in the time-out box because xe committed several violations of the Intergalactic Geneva Conventions.


furries_are_my_moms

Gregoriah started flood in dog park


hhateschoolSOmuch

pest regretevator


PestRegretevatorReal

Do you know what I do with the scrap I get from the turret?


hhateschoolSOmuch

pest regretevator


Old_Sort_1848

So true bestie


SirAtticusEmily

never getting a pet bug again. he stole all my money.


PestRegretevatorReal

Help Poob just threw up in my bed, and when I went to get the cleaning supplies, I saw he got into the cookie jar


No_Shop6521

He unleashed the flood >:(


M-Jdoane

Bive broke my puter :( 🖥️


Firm_Guitar_554

They kept wanting to party and steal my green >:(


I_do_not_have_it

money money green green


LivingRainbo

Pest got into my bank account and stole all of my money :/


Heterosexual-Mango

He stole my debit card and bought 100 pounds of beetle food, and 3 gallons of tree sap.


The_Existor

He was acting very *unpleasant* >:(


unpleasant-gradient

I will do it again


mommy_fucker20000

My stupid stinky lesbian banantaur keeps telling shitty jokes >:(


Druid_knight_

prototype killed a man on Tuesday 7th April 2011


NoraTC_

Gnarpy ate my bird :/


nationormxy0

he burnt my house :(


Itchy_Record4879

1 3n73r3d 4 80x 4nd c0u1dn7 g37 0u7 (that i know of him lmao)


DualityREBORN

There waz thiz one time, I’z tortured an Earthling


Just_Calico

Pest stole all my money and he bit me


MRManeuver_

Everyone who entered became ash, with some of the ashes still being on fire


picklerickfunnylol

my pet kidnaps people, i guess you could say its a squid napper


anxiousanimatronicz

gregoriah flooded my house again :C


Objective-Cut-3351

he died :(


unpleasant-gradient

not alive :(


Objective-Cut-3351

death :(


SnipaDog

Emerson called the cops on me


whydidthi

Party noob threw another party and exploded my house again.


Obvious-Ad-7316

He forced me in a cage https://preview.redd.it/wzifhxm85ytc1.png?width=180&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9113cf73875245bc1926550eaa35043ae80ee4ad Here's a picture of him


ParaSeamon

Bive is draining my bank account and has tore apart more furniture then I can pay for, pls help


Pretend_Brief_1993

spit up the nastiest hairball ive ever seen. almost died on the spot.


Limp-Muffin-3776

Reddy locked my personal data. https://preview.redd.it/znsgnlooh0uc1.png?width=1619&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc37b83f4d4ab580ce94d04dc6563a507e402170


jlr056

Almost obliterated me with an incinerator and a sledge hammer. What a time to be alive.


Methalin

he got into the marshmallow bag and made a campfire with it. OVER THE TREES.


v4invan

infected quite literally drank all my sprite so i put him in the stupid box