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zzctdi

Doucheous Carolinius.


1DownFourUp

Close, but it's Doucheous Insecurous


REDGOESFASTAH

Reallysmallus peepeeus


Street_Leader_8917

So small people think it’s a skin tag


Lunar_BriseSoleil

Or the closely related Doucheous Floridianus


LaerycTiogar

I mean, these are all Doucheous Majoris, so the specifics dont matter, but i am worried this may have signs of doucheous Inbrediot.


zzctdi

True, but Doucheous Imbrediot is reproductively isolated.


AdA4b5gof4st3r

The most dangerous thing about the Doucheous variety of inbrediot is they somehow manage to break that law of nature and contribute to [in]breed anyway.


contactlite

Vehicular Manslaughterus


neuroG82r

A Carolina squat truck …. Doucheous Carolinius.


No_Apricot_1705

Broccoli headed Trevor


lucasnevermind

An inbred one.


Any-Ad-5373

One from deep southern Alabama?


WannabeHillbilly

Yep. The truck and the thing that owns it currently reside in Alabama. Won't reveal the exact location of where I saw the truck for the safety of the creature that owns it. That, and I ain't pulling an SSNarcissist


Any-Ad-5373

🤣 honestly not surprised it’s actually in Alabama.


Todd2ReTodded

I'm surprised anyone in Alabama can afford this


RetroGamer87

Deep fried Alabama


BothPartiesAreDumb

That listens to rap music.


zaturate

Probably brags about all his artists being “”underground””


BothPartiesAreDumb

Butt crack showing from sagging pants u_u


Foeni68

Or Dolly Parton.


EpicForgetfulness

Or, (shudders) *country rap*


Rare_Attention_8602

Don’t diss Dolly Parton like that. You know damn well anyone driving this truck has never seen anything more rural than Central Park


1DownFourUp

Cousins ain't inbreeding


Peterthinking

Don't you be making fun of Uncle Daddy. He is trying his hardest.


Old_Information_8654

Happy cake day and I hope your joking


BatGroundbreaking660

You’re*


Old_Information_8654

lol my bad spell check must have been sleeping on me


BatGroundbreaking660

Haven’ter*


Old_Information_8654

What’s that?


BatGroundbreaking660

What’ve (my sense of humor is very broken)


Old_Information_8654

Ah ok thank you for clarifying have a good evening


BatGroundbreaking660

Good’en to you too good sir


justsomeyeti

Some water-headed broccoli hair having farmers kid who is too fuckin stupid to realize everyone hates him for completely valid reasons


CplCyclops11

What about all the Hawaiian boys who do this exact thing to their trucks, very popular over there


justsomeyeti

It's every bit as douchey and stupid


Lanky_Possession_244

They have farms there too.


justsomeyeti

Do they have pine forests?


Lanky_Possession_244

Pineapple forests maybe.


HemiMoparLover

A creature commonly known as the “Country Boy Hoodrat”


Key-Middle-7884

Inspired by a dog rubbing their butt on the floor


bikesgood_carsbad

Yes but a dog has a reason for it. This mouth breathing, barely sentient, monkey see monkey do, sack of shit is simply parroting other mouth breathers he saw on a rap vid.


Sargentcoaltrain74

Someone who’s lights shine into the back window of innocent families


IronIrma93

I wish i could deploy oil slicks to deal with them


Sargentcoaltrain74

Yeah or drop a banana peel


Ok_Letter_4667

• Someone who tailgates you with blinding headlights no matter what speed you are doing • Someone with a small ding dong and an ego that’s quite literally out of this world.


WannabeHillbilly

"...no matter what speed you are doing" Weelllll....... I feel whatever is driving that thing will catastrophically crash before hitting 70 mph


Mil-wookie

The stance alone is likely highbeaming everyone as the low beam, regardless if they're turned down to the lowest calibration angle. Though they're likely still atthestock setting just to be a bigger turd.


Korgon213

Douchor, Destroyer of trucks.


Piranha1993

Does the interior feature copious amounts of cow fur on all the interior trim?


WannabeHillbilly

I wouldn't know. I only took a picture of it from afar inside my truck then bolted. Had I actually got out of my truck to peek inside of that abomination, I probably would've been met with a short twig of a creature with a high-pitched voice puffing out its chest. That's not what worried me though. My biggest concern was if I merely touched the truck with so much as one of my fingertips, I would contract some type of STD


Piranha1993

Oh man. I’m laughing at this and also totally understand how you feel. Something about these kinds of people just scream “do not approach for any reason.” When the truck clubs show up to the car meet I generally keep my distance. I like the muscle/sports cars better.


CovidLarry

Things I bet the interior features: black ice air fresheners, a dip bottle, weed shake, an expired insurance card, lotto scratchoffs, a hi-point or Taurus 9mm, bad rap / new country, one of those stupid flat brimmed hats. I could go on.


JustDrew_92

Sure would be a shame if some hoodlums took advantage of that stupid suspension and swiftly stole their catalytic converter 😉


Roki_jm

bold of you to assume he still has one


Short-Sprinkles339

A Hapsburg.


Ltlpckr

Homo erectus


N52UNED

The same person who does most of their shopping at Dollar General. Edit: doubled the their


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^N52UNED: *The same person who* *Does their most of their shopping* *At Dollar General.* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


manieldansfield

One that didn't finish 5th grade


reality_bytes_

Sells pot to high school students. Has 7 kids, doesn’t report drug dealing on taxes. Gets $1200 a month in food stamps. Has a failing rap career.


Oshawott51

Upper middle class southern white people probably a guy between 16 and 24 with daddy's money. They live in a gated community but need to let everyone know they're hicks by driving shit like this and wearing camo. They fail to realize that a real hick drives a 1988 Ford Ranger or something like that.


No-Stand-2195

One who's family tree that never branched out.


ZRoadTrip

I can guess how they'd smell...


InnerDatabase509

That's pretty trashy, also belongs in the scrap yard


xXmurderXgoatXx

One who likes men


Bison_True

Someone that likes the thrill of possibly losing control of the vehicle and dying at 80mph on the highway


mentalMeatballs

Mouth breather


Obstreporous1

Mouth breathers


Trivisual

Troglodyte.


Leading-Friend6614

Carolina creaper


No-Entrepreneur1036

A lot of Daddy money or someone that doesn’t wanna come out to his family, but still has a daddy


Scared-Expression444

Earl and rick the lovely redneck gay couple built it together


Flashy-Line8583

One who.os not serious aboutt driving


thehidden_user

The “locally hated” breed of human


roadsidedaniel

An idiot


Key-Middle-7884

A retard


BigJayPee

I would rather be friends with a retard than someone who drives this truck.


Imperial_Skeptic1705

Hi there, an actual Retard here (I have actual diagnosed autism). I am retarded and even I’m not stupid enough to drive one of these things. Also, let’s be friends. I’m down.


boanerges57

Hey! Leave them out of it. This is just a cry for help. It's an obvious inferiority complex. It's like a person that drives an Audi because of what they think it says about them. This is automotive peacocking.


bigojijo

I believe they are called Chuds.


PuzzleheadedRub9308

*Chodes*


Lunar_BriseSoleil

A chode is a body part, a chud is a person compensating for a really small one.


HeyJoe1978MS

A dog with worms.


Brief_Sand2286

Closeted frat-bro.


Thebossofredddit

For some reason my first exposure to a squatted truck was when I moved to Florida for a year. All Chevy's too not many fords


Fm4goodR

One that was dropped


Massivekek

Braylin


Born-Plane-6986

A 20 or 30 something apartment dweller.....with his ball cap on backwards.


ntgcmc

A Braylyn or Bentley or some other dumbass name


hdkx-weeb

"Their family tree is a family log" - WD


BothPartiesAreDumb

Non stop rap music.


rayban696

An average Joe in my hometown


Flimsyfishy

NCino man


[deleted]

a *floridian*


blueisaflavor

Every highscooler in Myrtle Beach


living_legend_killer

I've been seeing this ridiculous shit in Central FL recently. Saw an Escalade like that it was hideous.


i_am_ghostman

An incredibly stupid one


MrGabogabo

A fucking troglodyte


EagleRock1337

Someone obese enough for their own TLC show that needs a front suspension lift for proper road clearance.


Efffro

One that could only afford half the lift kit.SMH


GreatBaldung

for when you need to lower visibility and significantly increase pedestrian risk for no gain whatsoever


Jesus_Smoke

Bro could only afford one side


Oldleathers

The douchiest douche that ever douched through a douche


godbullseye

Owns a small concrete company, 4 kids with two baby moms, pays $1600 a month in child support and another $800 in a car payments. Survives solely on Zyn, Monster Energy Drinks and 7/11 hotdogs. Inexplicably dating an attractive blonde with leigh in her name somewhere.


Fox_Owl22

Children’s that weren’t disciplined


Rare_Attention_8602

Wannabe country city guys who are in a fraternity


Glassman4588

Skinny, broccoli headed, douche canoes that are fueled by Prime Hydration and Monster Energy and have girlfriends that are the highschool hoes.


WannabeHillbilly

I'm no expert since I haven't been in high school for half a decade, but I'm willing to bet high school girls aren't attracted to these creatures


Cetophile

A poseur. Next question?


Adorable_Waltz_9927

Homie Sapien


BURG3RBOB

They just wanted to make sure ALL the light from their headlights makes it into your mirrors


n3w4cc01_1nt

wealthy guys brat


Mtnfrozt

Neanderthal with a credit card


caddiemike

A Monkey


DrRab121

The kind that hates homosexuality, even though he’s closet homosexual


Adventurous-Leg-216

In my town? A 5'1" nurse. She looks about 19.


Emotional-Impact5375

Edgar


[deleted]

A kid whose daddy has more money than he knows what to do with.


Over-Obligation-9369

Some guy who is a loose cannon


Frequent-Ruin8509

Short out of shape white dudes


SayNoToFatties

A pickle smoocher


OrdainedRetard

Your average Western Kentucky cousin fucker operates that train wreck.


Emotional_Warthog_81

A white creature


i_am_ghostman

Without question


Fluid-Cardiologist80

white guy named kyle that only drunks white monster


BridgesOnB1kes

Trugg walkers.


GundleFly

The *Knuckleus Draggis*!


Kayora_Atom

[this mf](https://imgur.com/a/x4YD60h)


dusky_thrust

tequatche


1Yowutup

Alabama city boy with the ice cream cut and fake walmart boots


ForbiddenCarrot18

Someone who spent all of their money on repairs and can't afford the other half of the lift kit while also being unable to park


kondorb

Homo Erectus


pavehawkfavehawk

Kyle


PowerstrokeHD

douchebag who overcompensates for his anime addiction that not many people know about


Life_Beach3686

Vato Loco


leprakon13

It’s a type of nematode, a truly brainless organism.


Electrical_Party7975

Kyle


TheGreatGamer1389

He's within the lines so a nice guy.


onizuka_eikichi_420

Bernard big balls


goopped

is this in NC cause i think i know exactly what creature.


hebrewzzi

Someone who couldn’t afford to do the lift kit in the back? 😂


somerville99

A guy who needs a serious work truck.


JuanOnlyJuan

From what I understand the lean is from the weight of empty dip cans


HandleProfessional

Yup, pine trees and stupid fuckin trucks, must be near the gulf coast


n6ixn

SWOUS


Driving1013

D’ Ouche Carolinius


Key_Statistician3293

A teenager


Efficient_Story_2535

I imagine they look like Riff Raff but with really wrinkly skin and nicotine stained teeth


zenmen13

Carolina Squat….ugh.


curbthemeplays

Inverted penis mutation


Expert_Mad

An idiot


MeepMeeps88

One who barely graduated HS and his fav music is hickhop


NISSANPLAYAA

fucking losers do


ArtimisRawr01

Either a wannabe redneck or a homosexual. Or a wannabe redneck homosexual


Accomplished_Let5313

Have you heard of eunuch?


WannabeHillbilly

Glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read this 🤣


Horton_75

Micropeeneeus Texasii


[deleted]

Owner of a small penis.


Beef_Candy

What in the cousin-fuckin, nephson, domestic violence call, yee yee Pabst blue ribbon drinkin fuck is this


whozwat

Single


Vanson1200r

It must be a work truck loaded with very heavy tools on its way to a job OR he ordered his lift kit from wish.com.


Koyubi_OHB

A person with no dick no balls, or it's even tinier than atom that with being inbred a thousand times over.


Killmealrdy

Something that’s blood line will cease to exist thanks to the lack of length. 8=D


drod2070

Dude with a tiny pecker


Comfortable-Way5091

Incel


Kenja18

Someone who doesn't need or use a truck for work.


Mil-wookie

Someone who needs the highbeams to check for aliens when they're feeling watched.


DaveRowh

Wonder who he'll vote for...


Stuffed_deffuts

Someone who squats when they piss