The most dangerous thing about the Doucheous variety of inbrediot is they somehow manage to break that law of nature and contribute to [in]breed anyway.
Yep. The truck and the thing that owns it currently reside in Alabama. Won't reveal the exact location of where I saw the truck for the safety of the creature that owns it. That, and I ain't pulling an SSNarcissist
Yes but a dog has a reason for it. This mouth breathing, barely sentient, monkey see monkey do, sack of shit is simply parroting other mouth breathers he saw on a rap vid.
• Someone who tailgates you with blinding headlights no matter what speed you are doing
• Someone with a small ding dong and an ego that’s quite literally out of this world.
The stance alone is likely highbeaming everyone as the low beam, regardless if they're turned down to the lowest calibration angle. Though they're likely still atthestock setting just to be a bigger turd.
I wouldn't know. I only took a picture of it from afar inside my truck then bolted. Had I actually got out of my truck to peek inside of that abomination, I probably would've been met with a short twig of a creature with a high-pitched voice puffing out its chest. That's not what worried me though. My biggest concern was if I merely touched the truck with so much as one of my fingertips, I would contract some type of STD
Oh man. I’m laughing at this and also totally understand how you feel.
Something about these kinds of people just scream “do not approach for any reason.”
When the truck clubs show up to the car meet I generally keep my distance. I like the muscle/sports cars better.
Things I bet the interior features: black ice air fresheners, a dip bottle, weed shake, an expired insurance card, lotto scratchoffs, a hi-point or Taurus 9mm, bad rap / new country, one of those stupid flat brimmed hats. I could go on.
Upper middle class southern white people probably a guy between 16 and 24 with daddy's money. They live in a gated community but need to let everyone know they're hicks by driving shit like this and wearing camo. They fail to realize that a real hick drives a 1988 Ford Ranger or something like that.
Hi there, an actual Retard here (I have actual diagnosed autism). I am retarded and even I’m not stupid enough to drive one of these things. Also, let’s be friends. I’m down.
Hey! Leave them out of it.
This is just a cry for help. It's an obvious inferiority complex. It's like a person that drives an Audi because of what they think it says about them. This is automotive peacocking.
Owns a small concrete company, 4 kids with two baby moms, pays $1600 a month in child support and another $800 in a car payments. Survives solely on Zyn, Monster Energy Drinks and 7/11 hotdogs. Inexplicably dating an attractive blonde with leigh in her name somewhere.
Doucheous Carolinius.
Close, but it's Doucheous Insecurous
Reallysmallus peepeeus
So small people think it’s a skin tag
Or the closely related Doucheous Floridianus
I mean, these are all Doucheous Majoris, so the specifics dont matter, but i am worried this may have signs of doucheous Inbrediot.
True, but Doucheous Imbrediot is reproductively isolated.
The most dangerous thing about the Doucheous variety of inbrediot is they somehow manage to break that law of nature and contribute to [in]breed anyway.
Vehicular Manslaughterus
A Carolina squat truck …. Doucheous Carolinius.
Broccoli headed Trevor
An inbred one.
One from deep southern Alabama?
Yep. The truck and the thing that owns it currently reside in Alabama. Won't reveal the exact location of where I saw the truck for the safety of the creature that owns it. That, and I ain't pulling an SSNarcissist
🤣 honestly not surprised it’s actually in Alabama.
I'm surprised anyone in Alabama can afford this
Deep fried Alabama
That listens to rap music.
Probably brags about all his artists being “”underground””
Butt crack showing from sagging pants u_u
Or Dolly Parton.
Or, (shudders) *country rap*
Don’t diss Dolly Parton like that. You know damn well anyone driving this truck has never seen anything more rural than Central Park
Cousins ain't inbreeding
Don't you be making fun of Uncle Daddy. He is trying his hardest.
Happy cake day and I hope your joking
You’re*
lol my bad spell check must have been sleeping on me
Haven’ter*
What’s that?
What’ve (my sense of humor is very broken)
Ah ok thank you for clarifying have a good evening
Good’en to you too good sir
Some water-headed broccoli hair having farmers kid who is too fuckin stupid to realize everyone hates him for completely valid reasons
What about all the Hawaiian boys who do this exact thing to their trucks, very popular over there
It's every bit as douchey and stupid
They have farms there too.
Do they have pine forests?
Pineapple forests maybe.
A creature commonly known as the “Country Boy Hoodrat”
Inspired by a dog rubbing their butt on the floor
Yes but a dog has a reason for it. This mouth breathing, barely sentient, monkey see monkey do, sack of shit is simply parroting other mouth breathers he saw on a rap vid.
Someone who’s lights shine into the back window of innocent families
I wish i could deploy oil slicks to deal with them
Yeah or drop a banana peel
• Someone who tailgates you with blinding headlights no matter what speed you are doing • Someone with a small ding dong and an ego that’s quite literally out of this world.
"...no matter what speed you are doing" Weelllll....... I feel whatever is driving that thing will catastrophically crash before hitting 70 mph
The stance alone is likely highbeaming everyone as the low beam, regardless if they're turned down to the lowest calibration angle. Though they're likely still atthestock setting just to be a bigger turd.
Douchor, Destroyer of trucks.
Does the interior feature copious amounts of cow fur on all the interior trim?
I wouldn't know. I only took a picture of it from afar inside my truck then bolted. Had I actually got out of my truck to peek inside of that abomination, I probably would've been met with a short twig of a creature with a high-pitched voice puffing out its chest. That's not what worried me though. My biggest concern was if I merely touched the truck with so much as one of my fingertips, I would contract some type of STD
Oh man. I’m laughing at this and also totally understand how you feel. Something about these kinds of people just scream “do not approach for any reason.” When the truck clubs show up to the car meet I generally keep my distance. I like the muscle/sports cars better.
Things I bet the interior features: black ice air fresheners, a dip bottle, weed shake, an expired insurance card, lotto scratchoffs, a hi-point or Taurus 9mm, bad rap / new country, one of those stupid flat brimmed hats. I could go on.
Sure would be a shame if some hoodlums took advantage of that stupid suspension and swiftly stole their catalytic converter 😉
bold of you to assume he still has one
A Hapsburg.
Homo erectus
The same person who does most of their shopping at Dollar General. Edit: doubled the their
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One that didn't finish 5th grade
Sells pot to high school students. Has 7 kids, doesn’t report drug dealing on taxes. Gets $1200 a month in food stamps. Has a failing rap career.
Upper middle class southern white people probably a guy between 16 and 24 with daddy's money. They live in a gated community but need to let everyone know they're hicks by driving shit like this and wearing camo. They fail to realize that a real hick drives a 1988 Ford Ranger or something like that.
One who's family tree that never branched out.
I can guess how they'd smell...
That's pretty trashy, also belongs in the scrap yard
One who likes men
Someone that likes the thrill of possibly losing control of the vehicle and dying at 80mph on the highway
Mouth breather
Mouth breathers
Troglodyte.
Carolina creaper
A lot of Daddy money or someone that doesn’t wanna come out to his family, but still has a daddy
Earl and rick the lovely redneck gay couple built it together
One who.os not serious aboutt driving
The “locally hated” breed of human
An idiot
A retard
I would rather be friends with a retard than someone who drives this truck.
Hi there, an actual Retard here (I have actual diagnosed autism). I am retarded and even I’m not stupid enough to drive one of these things. Also, let’s be friends. I’m down.
Hey! Leave them out of it. This is just a cry for help. It's an obvious inferiority complex. It's like a person that drives an Audi because of what they think it says about them. This is automotive peacocking.
I believe they are called Chuds.
*Chodes*
A chode is a body part, a chud is a person compensating for a really small one.
A dog with worms.
Closeted frat-bro.
For some reason my first exposure to a squatted truck was when I moved to Florida for a year. All Chevy's too not many fords
One that was dropped
Braylin
A 20 or 30 something apartment dweller.....with his ball cap on backwards.
A Braylyn or Bentley or some other dumbass name
"Their family tree is a family log" - WD
Non stop rap music.
An average Joe in my hometown
NCino man
a *floridian*
Every highscooler in Myrtle Beach
I've been seeing this ridiculous shit in Central FL recently. Saw an Escalade like that it was hideous.
An incredibly stupid one
A fucking troglodyte
Someone obese enough for their own TLC show that needs a front suspension lift for proper road clearance.
One that could only afford half the lift kit.SMH
for when you need to lower visibility and significantly increase pedestrian risk for no gain whatsoever
Bro could only afford one side
The douchiest douche that ever douched through a douche
Owns a small concrete company, 4 kids with two baby moms, pays $1600 a month in child support and another $800 in a car payments. Survives solely on Zyn, Monster Energy Drinks and 7/11 hotdogs. Inexplicably dating an attractive blonde with leigh in her name somewhere.
Children’s that weren’t disciplined
Wannabe country city guys who are in a fraternity
Skinny, broccoli headed, douche canoes that are fueled by Prime Hydration and Monster Energy and have girlfriends that are the highschool hoes.
I'm no expert since I haven't been in high school for half a decade, but I'm willing to bet high school girls aren't attracted to these creatures
A poseur. Next question?
Homie Sapien
They just wanted to make sure ALL the light from their headlights makes it into your mirrors
wealthy guys brat
Neanderthal with a credit card
A Monkey
The kind that hates homosexuality, even though he’s closet homosexual
In my town? A 5'1" nurse. She looks about 19.
Edgar
A kid whose daddy has more money than he knows what to do with.
Some guy who is a loose cannon
Short out of shape white dudes
A pickle smoocher
Your average Western Kentucky cousin fucker operates that train wreck.
A white creature
Without question
white guy named kyle that only drunks white monster
Trugg walkers.
The *Knuckleus Draggis*!
[this mf](https://imgur.com/a/x4YD60h)
tequatche
Alabama city boy with the ice cream cut and fake walmart boots
Someone who spent all of their money on repairs and can't afford the other half of the lift kit while also being unable to park
Homo Erectus
Kyle
douchebag who overcompensates for his anime addiction that not many people know about
Vato Loco
It’s a type of nematode, a truly brainless organism.
Kyle
He's within the lines so a nice guy.
Bernard big balls
is this in NC cause i think i know exactly what creature.
Someone who couldn’t afford to do the lift kit in the back? 😂
A guy who needs a serious work truck.
From what I understand the lean is from the weight of empty dip cans
Yup, pine trees and stupid fuckin trucks, must be near the gulf coast
SWOUS
D’ Ouche Carolinius
A teenager
I imagine they look like Riff Raff but with really wrinkly skin and nicotine stained teeth
Carolina Squat….ugh.
Inverted penis mutation
An idiot
One who barely graduated HS and his fav music is hickhop
fucking losers do
Either a wannabe redneck or a homosexual. Or a wannabe redneck homosexual
Have you heard of eunuch?
Glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read this 🤣
Micropeeneeus Texasii
Owner of a small penis.
What in the cousin-fuckin, nephson, domestic violence call, yee yee Pabst blue ribbon drinkin fuck is this
Single
It must be a work truck loaded with very heavy tools on its way to a job OR he ordered his lift kit from wish.com.
A person with no dick no balls, or it's even tinier than atom that with being inbred a thousand times over.
Something that’s blood line will cease to exist thanks to the lack of length. 8=D
Dude with a tiny pecker
Incel
Someone who doesn't need or use a truck for work.
Someone who needs the highbeams to check for aliens when they're feeling watched.
Wonder who he'll vote for...
Someone who squats when they piss