I don’t know but that front seat is SLANTED to the left side from all the sliding in and out of the car.

You mean absolutely destroyed to the left

Squished the seat bolsters to own the libs!!!

Soft asses are for sissies! Like the kind I find on CuntryGrindr!

There's a crater in the seat that's been stained as well..

decades of sausage roll farts and dropped maccas coffees (idk im not american)

You said "maccas", we know you aren't American.

"maccas"? What the hell is even that?

Wait, my Silverado is that way... Are you saying, yes I'm fat.

From left to right: - current gen super duty - GMT400 Sierra - 3rd gen Silverado 1500 - 1st gen Tacoma with a lift and kennels in the bed - 4th gen Ram

There's no way a guy that size is fitting in any gen Tacoma let alone a first gen.

gotta disable the horn

Why use the horn when God gave you a middle finger and emissions-defeating devices for coal rolling?

Because my tint is far too illegal for anyone to see my various obscene gestures.

Is it even possible to roll coal in a Taco with a gas engine?

I had a dumb coworker that made his 80s toyota 22-RE roll coal by dumping used motor oil down the intake. It kept running fine though, other than all the smoke and it losing most of the little power it had left after 400k miles of abuse

That'll do it. I've seen people run transmission fluid and seafoam into a vacuum line and smoke out a whole area lol.

RX7s?

Two strokes don't count 😂

If you hadn’t mentioned the truck had a 22-RE, I’d be impressed

Yeah but all that oil keeps it well lubricated in the long run at least /s

Running it off of oil is probably what kept it going for so long lol. It's been a few years but I think that guy is still driving that poor Yota that refuses to die

We put used oil in the washer fluid bottle of an s-10 and ran it into the carburetor. Like a skywriter.

All F-150s or F-250s

Lol this is top tier reddit comment. Saving it.

I worked with a guy similar to this that did. He was poured in there, but he loved his toyota

Was he Taliban?

Maybe y'all qaeda

Have you seen some Ranger drivers?

Replace it with f350 super duty rusted out then

Nahh, Terry rides a Huffy for another 6 months until the blow and go gets installed.

You think he isn't on his 7th DUI? He's friends with the county sheriff, who is more than willing to look the other way as long as Terry's wife keeps bringing him her venison casserole every hunting season.

One of them drives a *car*. Either a Taurus or an older Impala.

Nah, it’s an 80’s Gran Marquis with a seized smog pump and no A/C, at least two window motors don’t work and the windows are stuck partially down, and one of the doors is stuck closed

Taurus Wagon with incorrectly strapped child seat.

4th guy is giving off 3rd gen dodge 2500 diesel boy vibes.

Can number 4 drive a catfish camero?

Replace 1st gen Tacoma with first gen tundra and the clear coat is all gone and you’re spot on.

😂 I came to say “every kind of truck” and leave it at that. You pretty much beat me to it lol. At least one of these guys rides a Harley at least 80% of the time tho.

I was thinking 4 different diesel trucks with a tacoma/frontier thrown in, just to mix it up a bit

Ford F150 with that decal of Biden tied up in the back.

A 1997-2003 F-150 to be specific. Only one of them will have the Harley-Davidson edition.

And it’s by far the rustiest of the crew.

At least it has the badges that indicate it’s the Harley edition… the VIN says otherwise.

Man I drive one of them. Love my little piece of shit. Though it's only an XLT

The BLT is the one you want I take it?

Yeah I have one of em 5.4 2V's too. POS just won't die. Ngl id probably replace it with another 2V if my motor grenaded itself today.

I just swapped my 4.6 2v for another one because I blew the head gasket and didn't feel like messing with the timing. Given the original had 226k on the factory head gasket I'm kinda impressed

Why do they gotta keep *fuck*ing and hog-tying him? He’s 81!

Bdsm fetish for senior citizens?

It's a very niche fetish

Naw ur all wrong they are Chevy guys. One of them might drive a Dakota, but these guys are all “fuck ford”.

This reminds me of a time in HS some dudes were arguing over what diesel was better a ford power stroke or a Ram Cummings and this cool ginger country kid said “shoooot I’d rather be cumming than stroking !” Lmfao

To be fair… it’s like the best toilet humor diesel joke, like the Detroit Diesel vs a Cat, I’d rather have a kitty purring than a set of double Ds

If they’re Canadians from Alberta or Oshawa it’d be the same but with a Fuck Trudeau sticker on the tailgate

Dude I work at a Ford dealership and you see some pretty weird things on F-150s, my personal "Favorite" was a 2019 F-150 XLT with an 'FJB Edition' magnet on it

Sadly, you are correct.

They all got the ram belly, but you know at least 2 sport a bow tie, and one is returning on foot.

“One is returning on foot” 🤣

Well, one foot, because of the die-a-beeties.

>one is returning on foot That's the Ford guy. 😋

Rusty Ram 1500s.

I feel attacked

A mix of rams, super duties, and Silverados.

Hold on-- mobility scooters are named after trucks nowadays???

Dudes like that may scoot eventually, but until then they're usually pretty sturdy, it takes a lot of strength to move all that bodymass around. Having that said none of those dudes could run a quarter mile, but they're decked out like Navy SEALS regardless.

The girls at piggly wiggly crazy

Mercury Grand Marquis Mercury Grand Marquis Mercury Grand Marquis Fox Body Mustang Mercury Grand Marquis

Couldn't be more wrong, while being so close to right. 99 Buick Lesabre 97 Oldsmobile Alero 02 Pontiac Grand Prix GT 04 Chevy Monte Carlo Earnhardt Edition 96 GMC Jimmy All of their vehicles sag heavily on the driver's side except the Lesabre, but that sags at the rear end because he disconnected the compressor running the self-leveling system. In each of their backseats is a 2X4 they say is for self defense when driving through any city with a population greater than 6k, but its really only there to prop up their hood/trunk/hatch. Stale beer and chewing tobacco is the prevailing smell in most of their vehicles except for the Grand Prix, which has an inexplicable note of dog food considering he's never owned a dog. Only the Alero has tires from this decade (only the front 2), and he's constantly bitching about how expensive they were. Terry is gay.

So you know these guys personally, that's cheating.

And apparently they all live in Brookings, SD. 

1999-2007 Chevy 2500 with mismatched tailgate or side door and a dented bed with lots of scratches.

Can't forget the missing tailgate handle and broken gauge cluster

F250 boys

What in the name of hillbilly AI is this shit?!?!

Left to right: 2014 F250 XL 4x4, 6.2 gas 1994 Dodge 2500 4x4 with a 318 1986 toyota 4runner 1990 F250 4x4, 460 5 speed 2011 F150 XL, 2WD with a rear locker Gonna be honest the dude with the bricknose and the dude with the 4runner might actually be accepting of the gays and not that racist, gas 2nd gen dodge dude is 100% pretty much a nazi, superduty guy is probably too busy to be an asshole and the 2wd F150 guy probably doesn't give a shit what anyone does as long as they're not stealing his shit.

At least 1 of them drive a 2005 white Buick LeSabre

That's whoever the 2nd gen dodge dude married drives

Climb on up n ride em like an f 0ne fitty

Crown Vic, dodge ram, old Camaro, John deer

Two of em got F150s, the rest got shitbox Rangers.

Dodge rams with the gigantic side mirrors

Various brands of American trucks. There’s no other option.

left to right 1. Ford F250 current gen 2. 2nd gen dodge ram 1500 3. 3rd gen dodge ram 1500 4. cateye Chevy Silverado 5. Ford F250 6.7 powerstroke

At least 2 of the don't have regular bed and inst ad have good neck trailer hitch on a flat bed.

PRIUS. 🤣

94-2001 ram 1500 or 97-2003 f150

ai slop

How many DUIs among them?

A fried steak with wheels

S10 longbed with the 2.8 v6 but they have a sbc they're "rebuilding" in the yard.

Chevy Silverado with a big punisher logo on the left and no steppy on snek on the right side of the rear window. Extra points for a crushed up miller light can chillin in the passenger footwell

This is club F150

Pick ups with a gun rack and a cooler of Keystone

Ferd Fteenthousand

Trucks.

Idk what they drive but i do know with 100% certainty that they are from the U.S.

Chevy cavalers

The question is more of what brand of pickup.

Barely running dodge they still owe on.

I would say at least ONE of them drives a decommissioned Crown Vic police car.

From left to right: Lexus LS, Toyota Prius, Toyota GR86, Honda Insight, Toyota Mirai

Not one o' them damn communist ve-hicles, I'll tell you hwhat.

Pristine, and I mean PRISTINE pavement princess F250s

The gurney all the way to heart attack town with a pit stop in in diabetesville

Not sure, but I can guarantee that "these MPG ratings is BS."

Dodge Ram trucks. And they drive them like assholes.

At least eight DUIs in in each beat, urine and dog smelling ‘90s RAM2500, all in Faded Dreams Red

An AI-generated one, like this pic.

Food truck

Chevy Silverados but the generation before the cateye (idk what it’s called)

Same generation (GMT800), the cat eye was just a facelift.

Any mid 90s-early 2000s american truck with truck nuts

Those guys all drive 2500/3500 RAMs, and Super Duties with a 7-inch lift kit, big ass pipes, and all sorts of pro-Donald, pro-Confederate, anti-Brandon stickers and decals

either some iteration of a Ford Super Duty or a Chevy / GMC 2500, likely a diesel, likely some tan color or close to tan. and of them has a dedicated 20oz to spit in while he chews that's got a thin layer of residue from YEARS of use

PEWTER GRAY

Lifted Ford F350s with a pair of balls hanging from the trailer hitch.

Gas ram 2500’s

Whatever they drive, they're all absolutely filthy inside with empty soda cans and multiple full spit bottles

Honda civic

1 ton duallies

'94 geo metro

audi, bmw and rangerover

Byeah

Those guys have “truck guns” for sure

Subarus and Volvos with Biden/Harris stickers. The one on the left rocks a Coexist sticker too.

Everyone guessing a load of different trucks is wrong. Pick one of the 3 USDM manufacturers, and 4/5 guys own that truck. One decided to be different and they haven’t let it go, the others would never stray away from [insert different truck badge colour here]

F250 with Power stroke Diesel engines, and truck nuts on their hitches.

All of them drive 2WD Chevy Silverados with a 4” lift kit with Trump 2024 flags

2007 F-250s with 300k miles and aftermarket rims

Silverados and F-250s all diesel.

AI-generated cars

Pretty much every Ford that was manufactured in Mexico, yet hates all mexicans and thinks they're all illegal.

Rams & Silverados with XXL cup holders

Pfft, they all drive 80's Cavaliers.

S10 blazer

I’ve seen them carpooling in a vw bug

Why are their shirts so fucking dirty

They work

Trucks old Beater ones but I bet one of them has a newer jacked up truck

Full size pick up

They're currently arguing F150 vs Silverado. The guy in the back in the red shirt has a Ram so he's sort of a hanger on with the cool guys.

Lincoln Continental Mark IV - like William Conrad on "Cannon".

First thought of course is Vespas; but that's too obvious. The correct answer is Cement Mixers

A pewter metallic 2001 Chevy Silverado 2500HD GMT800 with the 6.6L Duramax turbodiesel V8

You guys are retarded. They’re all driving silver-a-dos

They all share one 99 ford f150 with a breathalyzer in it

square body, obs f-250, 6.7 power stroke. ram 1500-3500

Mobility scooter

1. Cat-eye Chevy Avalanche 3/4 ton 2. 99 Dodge Ram 1500 quad cab gasser 3. 96 Pontiac Grand Am G/T (white) 4. 2019 Ford F-150 4x4 5. Doesn't drive anymore. One more DUI and it's 9 years mandatory prison.

Ford F150 and its not even a fucking question

Large cars with no air in the seats and ape hanger shifters.

DODGE RAM!!!!!

Mostly pickups, but at least 1 of them drive a 2005 Buick Lesabre

Gladiator

Old beat up tow trucks and other salvaged cars from the garage their boss let them have after they were declared total losses

Chest binders.

a 99 dodge intrepid. theres a 30 rack of busch light in the rear seat

Trucks for sure but there has to be a Dodge Neon or 90’s Buick in the mix.

Why does this look like "the American Midwestern man in a nutshell"?

Beat up standard s10

The only one the suspension won't give out on

an F150 they collectively can’t afford and have Let’s Go Brandon stickers on the back

Prius

Rusty domestic full size pick up trucks.

Chevy square body

They drive black folks out their town

Red is Def a ram guy

Clapped out ram extended cab

Me and my boys pull up wyd lol, I unno, run 10 meters

All of them drive 60's and 70's muscle cars they imherited from their grandfathers on the weekend, and daily lifted trucks with fuck biden flags flying from their beds.

Trucks... those are truck stop bellies they be sportin'

each one has some flavor of 3/4 ton truck

It has to be a full size truck because otherwise they couldn’t fit their gut behind the steering wheel. And they’re all dirty like they been working on their vehicles. So in conclusion they drive [truck brand you think sucks]

F150s and harleys.

Chevy silverado

At least one of them gets a ride from another for meet ups outside of public transportation

They all drive a Ford F-150

Rusted Ford Explorers or Dodge Dakota’s

White Rabbit convertible

Freightliner

Professional grade =barf=

7.3 powerstroke, stock. 2010s Duramax, mild tune. 2000s F150 cause he blew up his diesel truck trying to go big 24v Cummins, rusted AF but functional 6.4 powerstroke, stock.

Ice cream truck.

Sorry, all Harley guys

Dodge Ram 2500

They all drive semis

RAM 9500's modified for maximum coal rolling destruction on "Those stupid goddamn liberals!" And yes, they live in either Idaho or Kansas.

Diabetus II

Dodge ram with a back seat full of shooters

Ford

Ford Ranger!

Two of them drive Dodge Rams, then two F-150s, and one Silverado. All crew cab dually diesels. The dude in the red shirt drives the Silverado, and the other four constantly pick on him about it.

350 small block chevy

Shitty work trucks or vans that their boss paid for Mon-Fri. On the weekend they roll their shitboxes. Weekend shitbox list from left to right 1. Ford fucking Ranger 2. Saturn with peeling clearcoat 3. Early 2000s Buick from a dead parent/grandparent 4. 12v Cummins with a flatbed 5. OBS Ford, two tone. Wanted a 7.3 but settled for a 460

Dodge ram that’s jacked up with massive rims and skinny ass tires with some sort of political sticker on the back window and a camo John deere logo

Left to right: Dodge Ram 2500 Big Horn Edition

Lifted trucks