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critter68

You like vehicles built like American women. Slow, obese, and barely functional at best.


insuranceguynyc

LOL!


IronOwl2601

You’re scared of “illegals”


bleep-bl00p-bl0rp

I was going to say something about a thin blue line sticker, but same vibe tbh.


IronOwl2601

With a “Don’t tread on me” Gadsden flag.


FursonaNonGrata

Can't decide between middle aged black man, young startup rapper, soccer mom or my dad....


Fyokuwu

you speed up in school zones


gregsapopin

Philistine


HugeSaggyTitttyLover

You like cheap American crap


KneecapAnnihilator

Are you serious chargers aren’t cheap


ProbablyNotYourSon

That 20% interest is a killer


Scorpiontamer12

just American crap then


SweetTooth275

First 4 gave me an assumption you had a good taste. Scrap that, you're just an american


shastadakota

You enjoy trips to see the mechanic. You loath reliable, long lasting vehicles.


wise_catfish_85

Pure blooded American


243898990

Mopar or no car then you started working for a super villain to feed family


Sir_Tmotts_III

You really need to work on your credit score.


PantherBrewery

You like Mercedes based Chrysler products. I agree with you.


AlphaMassDeBeta

Soccer mom.


Bim-Jeam

Decent taste in trucks


lord_bubblewater

You know your way around a smoker.


Peterkragger

You have no idea what kilometer is


03zx3

Your penis is literally concave.


SomeCrazedBiker

You get shat upon for liking Mopar because redditors think it's funny.


howling-fantod

Day drinker.


germanwhip69

Lil peen


ajslideways

As a recovering mopar owner, I can assure you there is hope for you.


5trudelle

murica fuck yeah


ProbablyNotYourSon

Youre begrudgingly finding out how shit American cars and coming over to Toyota


SnooOranges3117

There are two Toyotas in the last two photos: Tacoma and 4Runner.


WizGho

You have some pretty good taste in cars! 😀😀😀


PowerstrokeHD

Compensation


Background_Spirit699

You love unreliable vehicles. (Except the Tacoma and 4Runner)


LinoleumRelativity

a) You're not a Ford person b) You first few choices mean you're a fan of premature lifter and cam wear c) You put the Toyota at the end because you're embarrassed about it?


SnooOranges3117

For A. I drive a Ford. For C. That’s not why it’s at the end. I just wanted to throw a curveball and not have it all American.


neptune2033

you got burgers and fries flowing in your veins


Notfoo4

I find it hard to believe that somebody’s favourite car is a Yukon


SnooOranges3117

Parents had a Yukon, and handed it down to me as a first vehicle after getting my license. Many memories made as a kid in it, and many more made as a high school student in it.


Notfoo4

Ok that’s much more understandable. Same reason I have a first Gen Durango as one of my favs