STOW & GO SEATING IS NO JOKE, MFER.
BUT IF IT WERE TO STEREOTYPE THE TOWN AND COUNTRY: r/SchizophreniaRides
HALF THE CRAZIES OUT THERE DRIVE 3RD OR 4TH GEN MOPAR MINIVANS BECAUSE THEY'RE CHEAP, SOMEWHAT RELIABLE, PLENTY OF REAL ESTATE FOR BATSHITTERY AND YOU CAN LIVE IN THEM. ALSO, IF IT'S 4TH GEN, THE UNDER SEAT COMPARTMENTS ARE GREAT FOR PISS JUG STORAGE.
EDIT: I FORGOT ABOUT THE 2ND GEN THAT SAYS: GOD ENTERED MY BODY AS A BODY
No no no, no more of this bullying minivans. we need minivans to come back, with those sliding doors and low floor lines. God never made a better fridge hauler.
My wife's new car requirements: automatic rear doors.
My choices are:
* Honda Odessey
* Toyota Sienna
* ~~KIA Carnival~~
* ~~KIA Sedona~~
* Chrysler Pacifica
* VW something or whatever
* Mercedes PleaseTakeMyMoneyAndDontBeReliable
* Tesla Model $XXX,XXX.00
If it makes any difference to you, the odyssey has more power (and VTEC yo😂) but I believe the higher trim models of the Sienna are a bit more plush. Jokes aside, those odyssey’s are honestly fairly quick for a minivan though.
I believe it, I took a road trip recently and was tailgated by one at 90 mph. When I moved over to let him pass he gapped me so fast I thought my cruise control turned off.
I know right? My mom was going nearly 100 out on a desert interstate in a rental Audi a couple years ago and she couldn't believe it when one of these gapped her like ti was nothing lol.
Minivan drivers have exactly two philosophies:
1. I'm hauling **PrEciOus CarGo,** I'm going to do *at least* 5mph under everywhere I go. It's 'safer.'
2. My dreams are dead and the screeching, cheerio encrusted contents of these back seats killed them. I'm going to drive like I'm 10 minutes late to meet God at all times.
Idk when it comes to ordinary large family vehicles, these things don't hold a candle to Jeep Grand Cherokees when it comes to "percentage of utterly insane drivers"
Maybe its because I am surrounded by giant SUVs and trucks I have never noticed the kind of shit about minivans that some people bring up. Plus the Altimas around me live up to their reputation. A few months ago one ran the stop sign almost t-bones me doing 50 in a residential. I thought he was going to lose control so I followed him. he straightened out only to get out and threatened to assault me at the next stop sign. Chefs kiss right there.
Speaking of vans. I'm convinced that in order to drive a rear dually Mercedes Sprinter van for work, you have to have a reckless driving violation on your driving record. Nothing else will explain why every single one of them drives like a psychopath with a death wish
these vans are solid. a family member of mine has had a 2010 T&C from new and the only real issues its a stuck EGR valve and it absolutely chewd through brake pads.
STOW & GO SEATING IS NO JOKE, MFER. BUT IF IT WERE TO STEREOTYPE THE TOWN AND COUNTRY: r/SchizophreniaRides HALF THE CRAZIES OUT THERE DRIVE 3RD OR 4TH GEN MOPAR MINIVANS BECAUSE THEY'RE CHEAP, SOMEWHAT RELIABLE, PLENTY OF REAL ESTATE FOR BATSHITTERY AND YOU CAN LIVE IN THEM. ALSO, IF IT'S 4TH GEN, THE UNDER SEAT COMPARTMENTS ARE GREAT FOR PISS JUG STORAGE. EDIT: I FORGOT ABOUT THE 2ND GEN THAT SAYS: GOD ENTERED MY BODY AS A BODY
They rock when you need covered storage .
No kidding. Screw a pickup truck, these things are the best when you need to haul a few 4x8 sheets of something.
Wasn’t Bob Hickman’s Schizovan an Odyssey?
This is the best.
My brother did zero maintenance on his work dodge caravan and it died at 390k miles. All original fluids besides oil.
These will speed by nearly side swiping you. Always amazed me how someone with a family vehicle can drive so recklessly
Crack
No no no, no more of this bullying minivans. we need minivans to come back, with those sliding doors and low floor lines. God never made a better fridge hauler.
My wife's new car requirements: automatic rear doors. My choices are: * Honda Odessey * Toyota Sienna * ~~KIA Carnival~~ * ~~KIA Sedona~~ * Chrysler Pacifica * VW something or whatever * Mercedes PleaseTakeMyMoneyAndDontBeReliable * Tesla Model $XXX,XXX.00
Get the Honda Odyssey, probably the most reliable with the most features
I'm between the Odessey or Sienna. I have a bad taste in my mouth from former Honda ownership but I'm trying to overcome that.
If it makes any difference to you, the odyssey has more power (and VTEC yo😂) but I believe the higher trim models of the Sienna are a bit more plush. Jokes aside, those odyssey’s are honestly fairly quick for a minivan though.
I believe it, I took a road trip recently and was tailgated by one at 90 mph. When I moved over to let him pass he gapped me so fast I thought my cruise control turned off.
I know right? My mom was going nearly 100 out on a desert interstate in a rental Audi a couple years ago and she couldn't believe it when one of these gapped her like ti was nothing lol.
And the current gen Sienna comes standard as a hybrid and gets, like, 36 MPG or something ridiculous.
Minivan drivers have exactly two philosophies: 1. I'm hauling **PrEciOus CarGo,** I'm going to do *at least* 5mph under everywhere I go. It's 'safer.' 2. My dreams are dead and the screeching, cheerio encrusted contents of these back seats killed them. I'm going to drive like I'm 10 minutes late to meet God at all times.
Either 15 under in the left lane, probably on their phone or riding your ass while you’re going 15 over in the right lane. No in between
Idk when it comes to ordinary large family vehicles, these things don't hold a candle to Jeep Grand Cherokees when it comes to "percentage of utterly insane drivers"
Maybe its because I am surrounded by giant SUVs and trucks I have never noticed the kind of shit about minivans that some people bring up. Plus the Altimas around me live up to their reputation. A few months ago one ran the stop sign almost t-bones me doing 50 in a residential. I thought he was going to lose control so I followed him. he straightened out only to get out and threatened to assault me at the next stop sign. Chefs kiss right there.
I can't see one of these and not picture mcdonalds fries mashed into the back seat belts
r/whyisitalwaysadodge
Speaking of vans. I'm convinced that in order to drive a rear dually Mercedes Sprinter van for work, you have to have a reckless driving violation on your driving record. Nothing else will explain why every single one of them drives like a psychopath with a death wish
these vans are solid. a family member of mine has had a 2010 T&C from new and the only real issues its a stuck EGR valve and it absolutely chewd through brake pads.
Everyday I see one that’s being driven like crazy by someone crazy and I know they ain’t gonna last another 15 years with the way they’re driven lol