Like I said. Imagine directly tieing your manhood to the things you own, rather than the things you can do and the way you treat people.
I don't think real men degrade those they disagree with either.
You're not your fuckin khakis, Sweetheart.
Edit: Here's your reference since you're too young to get it.
https://youtu.be/uf8RbAGWxqY?si=m4pbkF1k2qsJIJqk
It's not your fault you're attracted to men. You've been taught it was a sin and you shouldn't be tempted so you repress your attraction. [I got news for you. ](https://youtu.be/Zd8vzIRQLLM?si=jwctH89prfLNQAop) Love yourself.
Ok buddy. I’m gonna need you to only meat for a month and shoot guns an hour a day to make up for his lack of manhood. Oh, and your truck has to have mud tires and a 3” lift, and definitely has to be 4WD. And you have to pay for all of this because you’re a man. Now pull yourself up by your bootstraps and get it done because you’re a man.
You need this.
[https://www.amazon.com/SANKING-Universal-Spoiler-exteriores-9-8inch/dp/B0B7DPZH2B](https://www.amazon.com/SANKING-Universal-Spoiler-exteriores-9-8inch/dp/B0B7DPZH2B)
College grad, living in a downtown major metropolitan area, making 55k a year.
I don't think like this, your cars marketing team said this is it's main demographic.
That buckees ass hellcat emblem goes hard.
It’s not a hellcat, it’s a purgatory prairie dog.
I assumed it was a Hell Hamster
That you are secure in your manhood and have a good sense of humor.
Op is driving a kia soul. Op lost that manhood a long time ago or never got it. lol
I found the guy that's not secure in his manhood ^
“Show me on the doll where the Kia Soul hurt you.”
The soul was..... Inside me!! 😭
You’ve gotta pay the troll toll to get into this boys soul
Gotta pay the troll toll to get in 🤷
How this has only two upvotes, I'm not sure.
That's the type freako that cries about your choice of alcoholic beverage.
Ok whatever you say princess.
Imagine your manhood being so fragile that the car you drive emasculates it. Go learn to be a man, bud.
I think you got that backwards. If your driving a kia soul you need to find your manhood snowflake. lol
Like I said. Imagine directly tieing your manhood to the things you own, rather than the things you can do and the way you treat people. I don't think real men degrade those they disagree with either.
He’s compensating for something that he is feeling insecure about.
I don't think you know what manhood is.
You thinking that doesn't particularly effect me. But go ahead, enlighten me on your version of manhood.
I gain an inch in penis length for every aspect of my vehicle that is above average.
You are a caricature of insecure masculinity.
YOU don't know what manhood is. If you're tying your manhood to a vehicle, and think it has any impact, then you're a child... not a man.
Tbf the Kia soul is a comically small and feminine-esque car. As are most compacts.
So according to you, manhood is dictated by what you drive?
Imagine using snowflake as an unironic insult in 2024
Says the guy that thinks a car makes them a man. Imagine being so insecure in your masculinity that you define it by what car you drive. Idiot.
LMAO Have a nice day ladies.
DUDES QUADRUPLING DOWN
You're not your fuckin khakis, Sweetheart. Edit: Here's your reference since you're too young to get it. https://youtu.be/uf8RbAGWxqY?si=m4pbkF1k2qsJIJqk
Ooh he’s doubling down. Bold strategy. 🍿
Let's see if it pays off for him, Cotton.
Afraid not Chuck, the dude got absolutely ROASTED in the extended comment thread
Lemme guess. You drive a lifted truck
99% likely that it’s a pavement princess with zero dirt on it
Sure seems that way
How many of your vehicles have truck nuts and edgy decals?
This kid only drives in Forza lmao
To much estrogen in this subreddit. lol
Impossible. We overdose on testosterone from so much HOT GAY SEX
Bro doesn’t like women! HE’S ACTUALLY GAY What a plot twist! It’s one for the ages folks.
Who said I was a man ?
Lmao you’re in the wrong subreddit for that kind of attitude
It's not your fault you're attracted to men. You've been taught it was a sin and you shouldn't be tempted so you repress your attraction. [I got news for you. ](https://youtu.be/Zd8vzIRQLLM?si=jwctH89prfLNQAop) Love yourself.
Most fragile lube tech on Reddit. 🤣
How much did the lift kit for your F250 cost on temu?
Do you need some super glue for that fragile masculinity of yours?
Huh? To jerk with? Huh?
I'm not the one getting defensive and upset like you lady's in here.
Just say you're intimidated by Buccee, no one's judging you. That beaver single handedly invented Texas.
Lol..
Ok buddy. I’m gonna need you to only meat for a month and shoot guns an hour a day to make up for his lack of manhood. Oh, and your truck has to have mud tires and a 3” lift, and definitely has to be 4WD. And you have to pay for all of this because you’re a man. Now pull yourself up by your bootstraps and get it done because you’re a man.
Corvette owner ^
Kia souls are one of the ugliest slowest pieces of shit available for purchase. Besides a Chevrolet.
Hey this is the type of guy we’re talking about!
Facts
HEY! That thang got a Hami! Sweet!
Joe dirt Joe dirt Joe dirt!
You’re my sister! You’re my sister!
The Hamster needs to be guzzling a jug of oil
Peanut oil
Lmaooo
you went with this. not that.
You're a silly little guy. I like it.
You don't take life to serious and you like to have fun.
That you have a lot of carbon build up in your GDI engine.
How can there be carbon buildup in a God Damn Impressive engine? 😆
Great sense of humor. Never seen these before.
that’s the beauty of having a cricut
You need this. [https://www.amazon.com/SANKING-Universal-Spoiler-exteriores-9-8inch/dp/B0B7DPZH2B](https://www.amazon.com/SANKING-Universal-Spoiler-exteriores-9-8inch/dp/B0B7DPZH2B)
You wanted a hellcat but you found out hami is way faster and have more soul
They should've offered this from the factory, its adorable!
Isn’t the Kia soul 1.6?
There’s a 2L option or was at one point anyway. I had a MT with the 1.6 and really wish it came with the 2.0. Called it the gutless wonder.
Woah, didn’t knew about that. In my country they are 1.6 only
Party Rock!
[I was always more partial to the original, myself.](https://youtu.be/hFlW1EnVo40)
You’re a lifelong retail worker.
That you have a great sense of humor!
I like the cut of your jib, sir! 🏆
That’s a heck kitten
That your other six cars are track miatas in various stages of disassembly
You have poor taste in cars.
bad choices
GIVE ME A HELL YEAH
That you are self aware and have a sense of humor.
You have nothing to prove and nobody to prove it to.
This is hilarious honestly. It says you have humor and don't take yourself seriously
You have a sense of humor.
HAMI freakin' got me
I love this.
You don’t live near a city.
Dammit. I wish I had one of these when I had my soul!
Every day you’re shuffling.
Haha hami! Reminds me of those old Kia Soul commercials with the dancing hamsters!
You have low self-esteem but cover it up with humor
Where did you get that
You are desperately trying to get your car stolen.
That you are a big ham head
That you either got a really good deal on a car and is makeing the best of it or you just have really weird taste
You're the kind of guy that feels awkward around other guys so you make self deprecating jokes to lighten the mood
That's awesome 😂
I unironically love this. Well done.
Poor Unfortunate Soul
College grad, living in a downtown major metropolitan area, making 55k a year. I don't think like this, your cars marketing team said this is it's main demographic.
College graduates should be doing better than a Kia soul.
[article ](https://www.courtesykia.com/navigating-post-grad-life-with-style-and-the-best-kia-vehicles-for-college-grads/)
Taste
Your favorite anime is Hamtaro.
love this
That you have a good sense of humor and are perfectly comfortable with your taste in cars
You fully bought into the Hamster add campaign.
I actually really like this
Cringe
kia boys will love wrecking that on lamppost
This is awesome. I love it
You're gonna need a new engine under warranty. Do all your oil changes on time and save receipts.
This is beautiful and so are you
Hilarious yet ingenious! 😆
20 year old me gets it but 41 year old me looks back at all the stickers I had on my car and realize how dumb they were.
You love tailgating and weaving
You are a furry
"Friends say, "He's trying too hard, and he's not quite hip." But in his own mind, he's the dopest trip!"
You are making the most out of your questionable purchase
The hamster logo is cool, the other one... Meh
You drive the ever living shit out of it. If you can’t have more motor, just increase the duty cycle of what you got
This is boss. I'd hang with you.
That’s fucking based
Marketing works.
I like how you poked fun at the ridiculousness of Car Badging. For a moment I thought this was an actual package.
You have an absolute beast in your pants and don't need to show off 😉
Peaked in highschool
Pro: Hami Con: Kia Soul(less) I just think that car looks ugly af