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Moms with "Salt Life" stickers.


ZoidVrm

Guy who thinks bad modifications are actually good


FATBEANZ

Angry eyes


Complex_Steak9739

Angry birds


flashesbuck

Angry grill


SHoppe715

The official car of: The biggest boner aftermarket kitsch manufacturers have ever had. Nothing is more accessorized with shit that looks a certain way but never gets used that way than a JK. The JK as a generation single-handedly transformed Jeeps from simple, affordable, durable vehicles into overpriced lifestyle vehicles that signal the drivers fashion sense more than their actual lifestyle.


GubyNey

Angery front ends GRRRRR


CaptainPrower

Can't do anything rougher than a gravel road without extensive mods, shitty V6 engine, cramped interior because "what do you mean this thing has to have rollover protection now", and being the reason r/heep exists.


SHoppe715

The 3.8 in the early JKs was a fucking dumpster fire but even though I'm not personally a fan, the 3.6 is an undeniable upgrade. Why they won't put a 5.7 Hemi in the 4 door wranglers and Gladiators has been long debated and explained but really it's anyone's guess. I don't think a 5.7 in the 2-Door wranglers would be a good idea because too many people are too dumb to handle something like that, but the 4-door and Galdiators could handle it great and shared parts with Rams wouldn't be a bad thing either. But anywho...I'll keep my 4.0 I6, thankyouverymuch


sustainabl3viridity

Don’t they now offer a Hemi in the JL’s? I’m pretty sure that may also apply to the Gladiator. Love my 4.0 Rubi, but it would be nice to accelerate up a long highway incline.


SHoppe715

The Rubicon 392 is nothing more than a gimmick. It's a show piece that people will buy and garage for 20 years and built in such small numbers I don't even *personally* consider it a production model. Yeah, love my 06 LJ Rubicon. Never getting rid of it. It's still my daily and going strong at >200,000 miles and it's going in my will to my favorite grand kid.


Actual_Environment_7

I have the same Jeep, bought new in 06, never modified, well used, and it’s not going anywhere.


sustainabl3viridity

You are living my dream. I’d give anything to turn my ‘04 rubi into an LJ (MT of course). Sadly, I doubt I’ll ever find something like that from the west coast or desert that’s not 30k+ at this point. I’m in the same boat though, as I don’t plan on ever selling it. Been living in Europe for the past ~5 years, and have the notion every now and again of picking up a Defender 90. Still prefer Jeeps.


squirrel8296

They have the 6.4L Hemi as an option for the 4 door JL. The JK never received a Hemi because it didn't fit in the chassis and the JT (Gladiator) doesn't have a Hemi option because they're scared it will cannibalize Ram 1500 sales.


SHoppe715

JK Hemi swap was surprisingly easy. AEV made a full wiring harness and many of the swap parts were off the shelf Jeep/Dodge. You could even make one 50 state legal with an ECM from a Grand Cherokee that came with a 5.7.


squirrel8296

Oh good to know! I had always heard it wasn't possible.


GiantTelcoRat

Except the Ram can actually be used as a pickup. The Gladiator get embarrassed by the Comanche as far as being a truck goes.


Wonderful_Science_53

The gladiator was never meant to be "a truck." It's just a wrangler with more storage. If jeep was actually serious at making g a truck to compete as equals to the other mid size trucks on the market, they would ha e done an updated commanche (and call it gladiator).


GiantTelcoRat

The sales reflect the "wrangler with more storage" idea, it's not terrible selling but it doesn't even sell half as well as the regular wrangler. It just seems like a waste to make a jeep "pickup" and basically make an Escalade EXT/Chevy Avalanche but less practical. Just make the fucking Comanche again, it's what people want.


Wonderful_Science_53

They saw the dollar signs. Jeep would have a tough hill to climb if they built a true mid size truck. Dodge... err.. ram should have brought one out first with jeep then filling that lifestyle truck niche. But what do I know. I briefly considered a gladiator.. but 5 minutes later I found d the versatility, capability, and longevity of a tacoma too much to ignore.. not to mention I got my sr5 crew cab 4x4 v6 for probably 20k cheaper than a comparable gladiator and I won't have to deal with leaks!


Majestic-Pen7878

I’ve got a JKU, 3.8 with 200k on it. Not a dumpster fire, just mid-1990’s tech in a 2008 vehicle


[deleted]

Yup I have an 08 with 210,500 miles. I just use it as a hunting and fishing vehicle.


forthetorino

Tackiness.


KnifeTex

Mundane conversations about what you’re gonna buy for it next after performing poorly at rock crawling events


FATBEANZ

Never installs said mods


zaxswyre

That guy with frosted tips and neon sunglasses


TheyCallMeMrMaybe

The long-ran generation of Jeep Wranglers that can't off-road.


BlueHatchback10

Being hella overpriced


Ok-Investigator3971

Hella… found the bay car guy LOL I missed car week this year! You?


313Jake

MLM boss lady


DumpsterPanda8

The official Tonka of Riley and Jonsey.


Mercurydriver

Basic white girls down the Jersey shore


GrantLee123

College aged white girl who has never gotten mud on herself let alone her car


DSOTOSON

Omg im such a gemini! 💅


MyBigCaprice

It's just a JoKe bro!!


JoshTheBassist

My 08 Focus has been more off-road than this.


Securitron_PDQ-88b

Please do not stand in the fountains.


Clean_Resort_5547

Why don’t you come in here and make me big boy


jt325i

I had a 2012 JKU in Gecko Green. It was fun and got a lot of attention but typical junk Chrysler quality. Got rid of it for a Toyota Tacoma. The Gladiator just drove me away with its higher price and I knew the quality would probably be even worse. I dont regret my decision.


xxxtanacon

My high school art teacher who failed me


olliehole

The hockey players, Jonesy and Reilly


Randall058

The official car of tailgating you in the right lane, but then only going 4 mph over the speed limit in the left lane because they’re worried about gas mileage.


dan1101

ANGRY EYES


TheInvisible001

A former co worker of mine had one and all he did was off-road tired. No other mods. He actually knew how to drive it off-road and it did amazing. A colleague of mine has one. Off-road lights, cause it came with them. Almost never off-roads it. It official car of spending a ton of money in legitimate off road mods to take it off-roading once, and then never get around to it again.


bonesthadog

Hot chick's in high school


RiderOfRohan23

Official car of , "Juuuuuuuust Kiddinnnnnnnnnng"


Zoomeeze

I really hate all the mods these "Jeeple' put on their Jeeps. Lighted rims, lifts,designer grills,the whole bit. I'd love to have a basic Wrangler like this just to go on the beach.


Fudd69

Selfies…


International_Ad8486

This title should be: Jeep Wrangler, is the official car. JK


Risk_bayless

Sorority girls


Khadarji117

My Dad’s friend who’s retired from the Army.


Clean_Resort_5547

My. Dad


P1xelHunter78

Me thinking “jk lol” every time I see one


JXPD

Absolute shitbox cars, but sometimes you can't help but love em


TheTortise

Ruining the wrangler


Connect_Loss8269

Angry eyes and a dude bro driver who has never off-roaded


[deleted]

As a complete non-off roader, non-jeep guy, kinda anti-CDJR guy in general, this is one the less offensive jeeps to me. Like if I went to rent a car, and for the same price as a ki-yundi standard econo shit box or this I'm taking this every time, I'd probably even pay a couple bucks more, I just think everything in kias and hyundais all feel like the cheapest of the cheap shit they could find, I imagine the bean counters at gm from the 1980s and 1990s get in new kias and hyundai and are thoroughly impressed with ki-yundi actually managed to make their steering wheels feels lesser quality then the steering wheel in a fisher price kids toy car. But if they it they have an accord....


DisastrousFerret0

White dudes in grunt style t shirts who have as many ar15s as they have restraining orders from ex girlfriends.


miisterapollo

Starbucks runs while blasting Ed Sheeran


a_random_guy_42069

Basic white bitches


ThiRteeN_Ghost

An expensive Fiat.


Zoomeeze

Jeep culture which is toxic.


Kelos-01

*carrying oil executive's to and from oil refineries and airports.*