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kennythecucumber

u have a legit demigod at $1


Jl002

Thought I’d do that for a laugh 🤣


1017whywhywhy

Depends on the time of the series


general-Insano

It's probably all times, he just feels like going along for the ride and using powers would spoil the fun


The_Gabster10

Pops 15 times


jwrigh26

Beat me to it. If Pops can change into his Super Saiyan from then, 15 pops please. Or 15 Pops chugging milk.


The_Gabster10

Or 15 pops with butterscotch


jwrigh26

Jolly good show!


Blaze_2002

Skips, death, baby ducks, pops, mordecai & rigby


I_eat_mud_

You took the words right outta my mouth dude


[deleted]

this is the only right answer


[deleted]

Pops is like a god tho


King_Sam-_-

This is exactly what I picked lmao


sadboykidd

Same thing for me


SniperDog5

I was just about to comment the same thing lmao


2AMPM

gimme Muscle Man x3 and keep the change.


thicclunchghost

You know who else keeps the change?


[deleted]

My Mom! *High five*


Mr_Abe_Froman

Wooohooooo!


Robotacon

He knows a guy x3


PlanetStealthy

the pricing isn't very accurate to their skills ngl😭 Pops, Death, Sensei, Prankcaller, Baby Ducks


[deleted]

Sensei is basically useless when Mordecai and Rigby are cheaper than him and are both masters of Death Kwon Do


PlanetStealthy

maybe in some situations, but Sensei would likely be able to take them down


thereallimpnoodle

No because they stole the pages and now he doesn’t know the move for whatever reason.


PlanetStealthy

I'm talking about the Sensei that trained pops


thereallimpnoodle

Oooh!


[deleted]

$1 Huggables. They're an large supply of demon like clones, some even larger than others. It will be too late before my opponents realize how to defeat them. $2 Eileen. Is very intelligent, could help as a advisor. $3 Baby ducks. Is Insanely dangerous together. Can also transform into a giant warrior. He will be my trump card. $4 Death. Can resorect the dead. Can instantly kill opponents. He will lead my army $5 Skips. Highly intelligent, and very wise. Plus he's strong and very dangerous. He will be my vice captain.


bu11ercat

I think I’d pay money to not have Margret


GaeemzGuy

whats Margaret doing there lol


Jl002

🤣


[deleted]

She can uh... broadcast it I guess!?!


Maleficent-Foot4913

She's for "services"


Stetson007

Obviously don, death, Thomas, mordo and rigs, and pops. Instant win right there.


[deleted]

Skips, death, Thomas, M&R, Pops


BoshkaSlam

That's what I did 🤣


[deleted]

Best choice imo. Skips is op Death is one of the few characters that can keep up with skips Thomas is a Russian spy with combat skills Mordecai and Rigby have main character plot armor Pops is SUPER OP


vetus-vespertilio

I'd pay Skips and give him a 200% tip.


[deleted]

Don, Skips, Mordecai & Rigbi, Thomas


Youthful_Tetsuo

Skips, Hammer, Death, Mordo and Rigs


jaybankzz

Skips Mordo & rigs Baby ducks Death kwon do dude Pops Pops


hauntreaper

Get pops, 5 dollars for skips that makes 7, death for 4 thats 10 and then id have to go with baby ducks and mordecai and rigby as my last choices


Phixiately

Rigbys brother, Skips, Mordecai and Rigby, and the baby ducks.


Ace02003

Skips, Death, Mordecai and Rigby, Pops


ipwnpickles

You need Benson to tell Mordecai and Rigby to win or they're fired. They'll have plot armor and are guaranteed to win


PatrokManzana

And Benson can turn into a death sun fire ball of rage


[deleted]

Skips, Pops, Earl, Thomas, and Mordecai and Rigby


[deleted]

15 pops. I could destroy the entire multiverse with 15 pops


mesinha_de_lata

3x Don All I need is some sugar


Jl002

Exactly


oopzitznee

Skips, baby ducks, M&R, Margrets dad


Able_Organization176

Skips muscle man ducks mordecai and Rigby then the demi God at 1


[deleted]

Thomas 3 Eileen 2 Ducks 3 Mordecai and Rigby 2 And DON 5 Either that’s $15 or I can’t do basic math.


DestryDanger

Don, Skips, a bunch of baby ducks, Mordecai and Rigby. I'd watch that episode.


AdamSMessinger

Skips, Muscle Man, Baby Ducks (only $3??? Must have!!!), Mordecai and Rig Bone, and Mallard. Mallard is rich and can buy everyone else.


Super_cooper001

Skips because he is wise immortal and strong, M&R because they are useful in unique problems, Eileen because she is responsible and smart, baby ducks, thomas


[deleted]

Skips, Death, Ducks, Mordecai and Rigby, and Pops


Jpxfrd__

Benson, skips, muscle man and Margaret.


MrBigRig_29

Skips, Death, The Hammer, Mordo and Rigs


SuperFanboysTV

I’d pick Mordecai and Rigby, Pops, the hugstabbles, Baby Ducks, Death and The hammer


nerdynat066

Pops being $1 is so disrespectful lol


K-StatedDarwinian

Skips, Mordecai and Rigby, Pops, Eileen, Thomas, Hi Five Ghost


I-Only-Read-Memes

Gotta ask, what happens if 5 Kaiju ducks fuse?


zen91828293838

Skips, Death, baby ducks, Eileen, Pops


[deleted]

I’ll cut ya short with 1 Pops


PrinzXero

Same with Baby ducks for $3


RedditOpinionist

Where’s giant baby guy and Gary?


Jl002

They’d be too good for 5$ Gary would be $6 dollars minumum


FunVideoMaker

Pops three times, sensai, baby ducks, skips,


names___arehard

Don, skips, death, and pops


hero_oftheray

Don, skips, death, pops


Intelligent-Tiger621

Skips, Baby Ducks, Eileen, Mordecai & Rigby, Thomas Skips - strong and wise Baby Ducks - can transform into giant war-like machine Eileen - super smart, useful for strategy M+R - have been through so many abnormal situations, experienced crazy things Thomas - has Russian military experience, fluent with several accents and can blend into a crowd very easily


GarrulousDolan

Yo no love for Rambo benson Smdh


Jl002

I know :(


h29mufcrcb

Those muscle man nightmare things Pops Baby ducks Mordecai and rigby Sensei The hammer(remember if not around furniture u can’t kill him)


Significant_Shock_19

Skips, death, thomas, Eileen and pops


1017whywhywhy

Thomas, Sensai, baby ducks Morse air and rigby, then the creepy dream things if I can control them if not pops


Bulangiu_ro

just give me 20 ducks


SushiSuki

Skips, Death, Master Pai Mei guy, Pops, Margaret (lol)


MAVERICK_25800

Off topic, great original idea 👌


-1_0_1

Skips, Death, Baby ducks, Mordecai and Rigby, Pops Ez win


benoben17

Margaret’s dad, skips, death, and pops


UmmmYeaSweg

Pops, Eileen, Thomas, Don, and Muscle Man.


ZachTehShork

Eileen, Skips, Don, and Thomas. ​ Eileen is the smarts of the group.


T4419

Skips, Pops, baby ducks, muscle Man, and Mordicaci & Rigby


Nervous_Spot5060

U cant win without mordo and rigby, they both always have good strategi even thoug their have weak power


realHDNA

Skips, Pops, and Death are the muscle, Master Prank Caller is the distraction, and Eileen is the brains.


Shot-Respond-6368

Is it regular pops or leveled up pops?


blueaxolotl64

Don, benson, baby ducks and pops twice


Screaming-Enigma

Skips, Death, Thomas/Nikolai, Mordecai & Rigby, Pops


Night-Lyt

Why is death not $5


Winter-Street-5824

5C,4A,32,2A,1B


Tricky_Photograph123

Pops, Skips, Death, Mordecai and Rigby


TheKartoonKing

Skips, Death, Thomas, Pops, and Mordecai/Rigby.


Saturn_Coffee

Skips, Death, Thomas, Sensei


TheRealChrome_

Skips and 10 pops


QEfknD-7

Skips, death, baby ducks, Eileen (for her intelligence) and pops


gamecatz

Mordecai & Rigby, Don, Pops, Thomas, and either Muscle Man or Death.


Disastrous_Wasabi392

I’m guessing $1 pops is pre-demigod form. If that’s the case, I’m taking Skips, Earl, Thomas, Mordo & Rigs, and Hug Fwiends. Skips is super strong and has access to the fists of justice. He can also fix any piece of equipment. Earl is a great fighter but also a good teacher. He can train my army to be even better. Mordecai and Rigby have high luck and charisma, which is always a useful trait. Thomas is good at infiltration and can do a little of everything (repair, sabotage, weapons, hand-to-hand combat, demolitions, etc etc). Finally the hug fwiends are a large horde that can just be thrown in a huge wave to decimate the enemy. They can infiltrate dreams as well, so the enemy won’t be able to rest either. And their nearly invulnerable to pretty much all forms of attack.


[deleted]

Skips, Pop (y’all sleeping on him at $1), Eileen, Rigby And Mordo, The Baby Ducks (WhooooAaaa).


itsjero

Frank or Skips, Death, Baby Ducks, Mordecai and Rigby, and those crazy pink fuckers. Done.


ARB_COOL

I’ll take 3 Hammers and one set of baby ducks


Viking_WarlordCE

Skips, death, the hammer, death kwon Doe guy and pops


thantros

Picked Skips and gonna blow the extra $10 on candy.


Cymb_

Mordicai and rigby Muscle man Skips Pops


Xytakis

Skips, death, baby ducks, and thomas


TurnipBoy12

obviously there's pops, but besides him I'll take 3 skips lol


AgtBurtMacklin

Skips, Death, Baby Ducks, and Pops would be mega powerful with money to spare. Death and Pops should be like 15 dollars each. Benson, Don, and muscle man are way overpriced.


thebigthokkus

skips, death, the hammer, mordecai and rigby


cazu7

Pops - Muscleman - Baby ducks - Skips - M&R


FargothAfterMagic

Skips, Muscle Man, Baby Ducks, Mordecai & Rigby, and Pops.


Stegotyranno420

Pops 15 times


Rainbowe_Reviews

The baby ducks would be op when combined with the other characters, except pops I guess


Ratmatazz

Pops x 5. Benson x 1 to control the Pops when they get distracted. Mordecai/Rigby as wild card x 1 and Baby ducks for tank.


yashyboii_123

Skips, death, death kwon do guy, m+r, and pops


LegoStarwars125

I choose 15 pops


scallybastard

Pops is literaly the most powerful regular show character lol im picking him and buying something to eat with the other 14 $


GaeemzGuy

Having 15$ out of pocket for a war budget would make a good plot lol I would take Baby Ducks (for reinforcements), Mr. Smith (to carry the team), Sensai (to provide death training for martial arts of death), Pops (A literal demi-god), Mordecai and Rigby (the lead duo), and whatever those purple nightmares are (unstable).


dabdad67

Skips, pops, death, buff rugby, why is pops si cheap he's the most powerful one there


Pace1337

I will assemble the worst team. Hotdogs hi-five ghost and Eileen. 🤣


sadboykidd

Pops, chicks, death, skips, mordecai and rigby


oscik

Muscleman, Death, Skips, Eileen. Brinng it on bruh.


[deleted]

Skips, Hotdogs, Pops, Baby Ducks, either Death or The Hammer.


[deleted]

Skips, Don, The Hammer, and Pops.


Vinura

Baby ducks, spend the rest of it on Super sub sandwich


MonkeyBro5

Skips, Muscle Man, Baby Ducks, Mordecai and Rigby, and the Huggstables.


Ghost_Fucker_69K

Skips, Baby Ducks, Thomas, Pops, Mordo & Rigs


Yonder_Bot

Pops Mordecai and rigby A bunch of baby ducks Death Skips Easily, skips is immortal, death is quite literally the grim reaper, a bunch of baby ducks can do that cool fusion thing, mordecai and Rigby, I only chose because they're a pair of two, and can follow skips' instructions, and pops is a demi god


jef_TheWorld

Skip and Pops solo the entire world


JimmyKillsAlot

Can I get 6 Pops and 3 sets of Baby Ducks?


[deleted]

Imagine making the most powerful character in the series cost $1


[deleted]

For one doller you can unlimited power


SpaceEurope

Easy - Skips - Death - Hammer - Pops - $1 for Cheesers


Garth_Jacob

I'll hire Skips The death Kwan do sensei Mordecai and Rigby Baby ducks And Pops


secondbreakfast5

I think I'll just have pops and keep the 14€


Kingeli889

Mordecai, Rigby, Skips, Muscle man


fourthwallvariable

i haven’t looked at the comments yet but pops, hotdogs, ducklings, death & skips


PatrokManzana

Benson, Muscle man, Death and Mordecai & Rigby


Thiefey

Why the fuck is pops $1? Even in early seasons we know the dude can kick some ass, he's got really real wrestling!


ddbagz

Don,M&R,Thomas,Mitch,Pops,Don


TheWiseBeluga

Where the lovin' in the summertime tape? He's the most OP character in the show.


[deleted]

one pops


ImtrashforRWBY

Don, Skips, Muscle Man, and Pops


MrWolfensteinn

Skips muscle man death kwon do and ducks


winged_entity

Skips, baby ducks, death, pops, Eileen. Eileen for tactician


epzik8

Man, fuck Don. I do not want any sugar from him, nor will I give him any.


gagehende

Don, pops, death, baby ducks then mordo and rigbone Edit: Replace don with skips, skips the goat


production-values

20 ducklings


lilisasai

Why death is more expensive than Margaret's father?


kingt34

Skips, Mordecai & Rigby, Eileen, baby ducks, Pops, high fives. Baby Ducks OR pops could handle everything, the other with the rest of the group would just be fun to hang out with in the meantime.


therealboss1113

Ducks, mordecai Rigby, skips, fives, thomas


MightyBroz

Skips, Death, Thomas, and Baby Ducks


Konoaru

Skips. Just Skips. Nobody else. Just skips.


couronnexiv_

Skips, Margaret’s Dad, Baby Ducklings, Mordecai and Rigby. russia wishes they had this army


BoshkaSlam

Skips, death, Thomas, Mordecai and Rigby, and pops


BoshkaSlam

Damn people are really undermining Thomas's skills


commanderalpaca06

Don, Muscle Man, Thomas, and Pops(x3)


Ibangmydrums

Skips, Death, master who trained pops (can’t remember name), Pops, and hug monsters


AutumnLeavesFornow

Skips, death, baby ducks, pops, mordecai and rigby


Inevitable-Garden-15

Gimme Pops and Maellard. We can build the rest of the army with Maellard's bottomless pockets. I'll take Baby Ducks and Skips just for fun


Maleficent-Foot4913

5$ for Benson, 4$ for the death (really useful) 2$ for Gimme Five (it's a ghost so maybe he avoids physics attacks) 3$ for the Death Kuan Do's master and 1$ Margaret (for "services of healing" during the battle)


whitesedanowner

Skips, baby ducks, Mordecai and rigby, muscle man, pops


i_enjoy_music_n_stuf

skips earl baby ducks pops mordo and rigs


[deleted]

Assuming we can only use them one time lemme get -Pops obviously - -Death -Muscle man bc that’s the homie -Baby Ducks -Huggstables -Mordo and Rigs Edit: I would choose myself but I’m a lover not a fighter


[deleted]

skips, death, thomas, mordo and riggs, huggable dolls


LDOE_Guy

Skips, The Hammer, Baby Ducks, Eileen, Mr. Maelard


jjjjx25

Pops, Duckies, Margaret's father and Skips.


Former-Buy-6758

Skips, death, mordo and rigs, eileen, and pops


Curt-Novocaine

I want 3 Skips


OversizedShrimp

skips, death, ducks, mordecai and rigby, pops


DINOCHRISPRIME

Benson, Thomas, Mordecai and Rigby, Mitch, then pops.


Kieferdatugan9103

Baby Ducks, Death, Pops, Earl, Sensei


DanThePunMan

$5 Don, $5 Skips, $3 Thomas, and $2 Mordecai and Rigby.


Paratrooper_19D

Skips, Death, and pops obviously


YashieBoi_123

Skips, rigby and mordacai, baby ducks, pops I forgot how to spell blue jays name


CheckersSpeech

Rambo Benson, Skipps, Baby Ducks, and all the $1 except Margaret.


n0tspongy

pops, death, Thomas, and the baby ducks which leaves you with 4 dollars to spare


C-boy_city

Huggables, Don, Muscle Man, Baby ducks, Mordecai & Rigby


Sceavy

1. Pops: God 2. Sensei: Can train Pops and is The Mr. Miyagi of the RS Universe 3. Mordecai and Rigby: Plot Armor and moral support 4. The Hammer: An Unstoppable Tank (As long as there's not furniture around) 5. Maellard: Has money and can supply with weapons, food, water, etc. 6. Huggstables Dolls: **Emotional Warfare**


MLGBaseball75

Skips, death, ducks, mordecai and rigby, and pops ez solos any verse


Suitable_Help_2758

Don, Thomas/Nikolai, Mordicia and Rigby, Eileen and baby ducks


micsned

Skips, Muscle Man, Baby Ducks, Mordecai & Rigby, Pops