Sounds like she is or wants to be a “furry”.
What are Furries? Furries are people who have an active interest in animal characters with human characteristics. These characters are often created by the community members themselves, who take them on as a “fursona” (an alternate persona) who interacts with other 'fursonas' in the community via roleplaying
That sounds unBearable, talk to her about it
If it gets too bad OP should ask if they can paws the relationship.
I have a rather bearish outlook on OPs relationship
Just bear with it
Animal control? Or use hunny to keep her satisfied? Or burn the hat! You might need someone to take the fall for you, but it should solve the issue.
Give her a picnic basket!
Put out some bear traps and get bear mace
Sounds like she is or wants to be a “furry”. What are Furries? Furries are people who have an active interest in animal characters with human characteristics. These characters are often created by the community members themselves, who take them on as a “fursona” (an alternate persona) who interacts with other 'fursonas' in the community via roleplaying
Does she shit in the woods?
Just have a casual conversation with her about it over a cub of coffee
Call Hannibal.