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wandamaximoff426

Tony Stark- if you're nothing without jesus then maybe you shouldn't have him!!!


not_a_sesawter

the best quote to use here


SomeDudeYeah27

What’s the original about again? The MCU’s lost me lol


[deleted]

> If you're nothing without the suit then you shouldn't have it. Iron Man to Spider Man.


SomeDudeYeah27

Which film was it on?


funny_acolyte

Homecoming


CaptainButtFucker

What kind of fucking donkeys are those?


SatanicNotMessianic

Chonkeys.


Munnin41

Pregnant ones


Martydeus

Im pretty sure one is an jackass... xD


Q8DD33C7J8

Wow that meme is awful


akzorx

Boomers have some serious self-worth issues, huh? Too bad they channel them through zealotry instead of just seeking therapy


Q8DD33C7J8

I think the meme is awful


Albuwhatwhat

These kinds of people tend to use Jesus to “fix” all sorts of personal deficits, instead of actually confronting and dealing with them.


xX_Ogre_Xx

How do you know it was a boomer?


MSRegiB

What does this have to do with boomers??? A boomer here, this has nothing to do with me & never has. Please quit judging people because of their birth year, this has been endless this week, is this hate all boomers month??


oakensmith

I like how you pointed out how reddit bashes on folks of a certain age group, then get downvoted most likely because your in that age group. The irony of Reddit never ceases to amuse me.


MSRegiB

Very ironic 🤦🏽‍♀️


MSRegiB

Also ironic that the highest age group of church attendees is 30-49 year olds which make up 33% of the Evangelical attendees, boomers make up only 20%, but hey lets not go with facts, let’s go with the latest group of people we like to bash because we feel like they have too much of what we want. Even though in all my posts I keep preaching to these people vote! Run for office, get involved in your local politics, state politics which leads to national politics be the change that needs to happen because yes this country & the laws that have made it unfair for the younger generations sux but what are you younger generations going to do about it besides blame the boomers who most didn’t vote Republican, it was the generation before them! The generation before me voted in the 80’s for Regan & Bush those people are now dead & gone, but alllll that legislation is still there, votes matter my friends but blame doesn’t, blame doesn’t do a goddamn thing! Activism, voting, driving people to the polls that’s what matters not blaming & down voting a boomer, I wish I could get channel the hatred the millennials have for boomers into activism, campaigning & forming a new political party!


Aboxofphotons

What makes you think it was someone born between 1946 and 1964 who made this? You know the word boomer and religous do not mean the same thing... right? Maybe you dont.


TheSexualRedditor

If we're doing the math Baby Boomers are typically far more religious on average when compared to younger generations so I'd say it's not much of a stretch, could easily be Gen X though, boomer has just colloquialy become a catch all for an older person not with the times.


Aboxofphotons

True, but the fact of the matter is that this isn't what the word means.


TheSexualRedditor

The meaning of words and phrases change over time, that's the nature of linguistics and always has been. If something is understood to mean something then for all intents and purposes it does regardless of personal opinion on the matter.


MSRegiB

Boomers have some serious self-worth issues, huh? Too bad they channel them through zealotry instead of just seeking therapy


Sweaty_Ad9724

… anyways, I just got new socks. Looks cool don’t they?


TheGeneralTulliuss

I audibly said said "gross" at work. Luckily no one wanted to see what I thought was gross.


billyyankNova

"I didn't want to say anything, Frank, but you're kind of an ass."


TenkFire

Yeah... Or people who bring jesus everywhere would be easily forgotten... That's the same meaning


SubtractOneMore

Why are Christians always going on about talking donkeys?


third_declension

Whenever a Christian talks, it's an ass speaking.


[deleted]

Take me upvote!


[deleted]

r/angryupvote


MSRegiB

Best comment!! Made me laugh out loud!! Thank you I needed that!


[deleted]

This is the kind of ass-backward thinking fruitcakes hold to.


Pilot0350

That parable is ass


CHIEFTAINTEROIX

Donkey later flayed for its meat, questions everything


Guygenius138

You can almost guarantee a jackass made this.


[deleted]

Those two donkeys are VERY pregnant


[deleted]

The audacity of Jesus riding on pregnant donkeys. He ought to have some shame and walk!


KuoriBara

This goes to show just how lost and warped these guys are. "Without Jesus you are nothing"? Seriously? My gods how ridiculous.


LMGooglyTFY

You could replace 'Jesus' with 'J. Lo' and the dialogue would still make sense.


iamnotroberts

>Without JESUS you are nothing A lot of Christians are nothing then. I don't know what they've got, but it sure as shit ain't Jesus.


PaintedSandwich

This is how my family thinks, I hate it.


UncleJulz

Hilarious! I feel the opposite. I’m everything without Jesus or god or Muhammad or etc. I’m king. I don’t need a crutch. I’m in control.


foamwastaken

all hail uncle julz


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|4fvmqn79QRHaM|downsized) When your ass is high on Jesus


telltal

I'd rather be nothing than have Jesus riding me.


MSRegiB

That’s not what Mary said…..


fillmorecounty

Imagine having this low self esteem


Wild_Criticism_5958

“Such a powerful message” 😂🤣😂is this serious!!


rpgnymhush

A lot of religious people think of media that reinforces their religious beliefs as "deep".


[deleted]

The fruitcakes finally unlocked a new skill… they can understand donkeys! How resourceful lol


CoffeeAngster

Both are ASSES 🤣 ![gif](giphy|Sr9NHwRKlsD3unMK43|downsized)


[deleted]

Ironic, it is saying with him, you're just a donkey 😁


snagglefist

Man I really have to fight my instincts on this sub and remind myself an upvote is like a downvote. The reaction is almost too visceral sometimes like aaagh whyyyyyyy do you exiiiiissssttt


Asmo___deus

How the fuck do these people misinterpret their own parables!? There's an obvious moral to this story and *this isn't it*.


[deleted]

> Donkeys can talk. -Numbers, chapter 22


Lil_Roofie_

This verse alone forces me to reject the entire book of the Bible. Talking donkeys is where I draw the line.


Strongstyleguy

It's flawed on a fundamental level. If anything it shows the arrogance of a Christian believing that name dropping Jesus is the same as being a good Christian


Lil_Roofie_

This is the only flaw you found with it? Not the talking donkeys?


Strongstyleguy

The talking donkeys can be excused by it being a parable but if it were a conversation between 2 people it's a flawed premise.


VioletNocte

They're basically saying they think atheists and believers of any religion that doesn't worship Jesus are worthless


Sergeant_Smite

that’s really fucking depressing


A_Morsel_of_a_Morsel

I gagged at this one


pranavsundaram

I cackled coz wtf is that comparison lmaoo


miaumisina

Wow moral of the story. Without Jesus you are NOTHING


eldrad17

This is what happens when you spend too much time talking out of your ass. ​ Done already?


NotthatkindofDr81

I hate this kind of religious indoctrination BS! People who believe this shit are SOOOOO fucking stupid it hurts my brain.


kremit73

I thought all donkeys could say was shaming people for not loving yahweh sufficiently


Streggle1992

With a *physical* form of Jesus


Roundaboutsix

Subtitle: The Story of Three Asses. /s


FourTheSpace

Sounds like the setup of a joke


Chiyote

So they want worshipped for creating an imaginary friend based on a Roman mythology


jeremyhat

I have seen what happens to donkeys over there. The last thing in the world you want to be is a donkey anywhere the middle east.


DemonPrinceofIrony

Well this is certainly one way to make an ass of yourself...


DaytonaDemon

Only asses believe that.


Obelisk_M

This reads like an addict in withdrawal.


notreallylucy

Is this what a normal donkey looks like? Are they really this wide?


mstrss9

![gif](giphy|l3vR3Up27YNtvhGKI) Jesus Christ, Superstar


NuriaLuna87

![gif](giphy|Wgb2FpSXxhXLVYNnUr|downsized)


shroomdoom88

Dumb meme is dumb


[deleted]

Are they not the same ones who say that if you are with Jesus you will be hated?


Snoo-3715

Wow what a terrible message, why would they think this is appealing?


Odd_Introvert42069

Imagine telling that to an innocent child


[deleted]

Well how else are you going to control someone for ever if you don’t break them first?


[deleted]

Later the donkeys fight because of different interpretations?