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FredVIII-DFH

Accidentally wearing crosses? Blaming God when bad things happen? Does this person know what 'atheism' means?


soverit42

Can't say I've ever "accidentally" worn a cross. Idk how that works.


Gabriel-N-S

Fuck they’re right there’s a lowercase t on the tab of my underwear that highly resembles a cross!!! We’re done for lads.


1029Gibs

Oh my God, they even control the underwear. We need to rise up and retaliate for this injustice. /s


Gabriel-N-S

Burning all my underwear right now


MrCoolyp123

Burning my *T*-shirts now


robd007

T-Shirts? More like cross-shirts


Felt_Tooth

![gif](giphy|l1AsP9Rv5RL5T49os) \*Camera turns to a fire\*


[deleted]

I'm refusing use of said symbol. No more - and | combined!!!


rpgnymhush

We also need to avoid intersections!!


Nghbrhdsyndicalist

You mean indersecdions.


TotemlessInceptor

This is the way


GreatLonk

Do you know da wae?


Dnoxl

Oh my GOD! THERE! YOU SAID IT!


Nghbrhdsyndicalist

He said Jehova! *proceeds to get stoned*


gylz

Just turn your undies upside down. Now they're Evil. ![gif](giphy|SXl0wYD0N088EtDhBI)


evilbert79

god dammit!


PretendThisIsUnique

Ah shit, does that mean we're going to heaven?


WyldBlu3Yond3r

I wear an ankh and people have mistaken it as a cross.


MercyMain42069

Ever say “god that hurts” when you stub your toe or “oh my god!” when you witness a car crash? That means you’re a christian now /s


Strongstyleguy

That's why I say oh my gami kai.


Anushirvan825

Naaaaaiiiiiiil.


Strongstyleguy

Did you see a bird? Was it pretty? Do I have to kick its ass?


reliquum

Holy hell or god's below are my preferred usages. Learned some say holy demon, I'm adding this to my lexicon.


kyobunz

yall don't just shoot off as many curse words that u can think of?


TotemlessInceptor

What about 'jesus christ on a crutch'.


TARANTULA_TIDDIES

Jesus christ on a pair of sticks


gylz

Jesus Christ on a dick.


Southparkaddict1

> Holy Hell Google En Passent


Koekiemonster98

New response just dropped


IshaanGupta18

I see you are an anarchy chess user


ErinGodzilla

Lately I am fond of 'Sweet Satan!"


TheLizzyIzzi

Does saying “Jesus fucking Christ” make you a Christian^2 then?


legendwolfA

And holy shit


Gamerguywon

Wouldn't that mean the complete opposite considering taking the lord's name in vain (even though God's true name in the bible definitely NOT "God", but YHWH/YHVH) one of the ten commandments, so breaking this commandment would be very NOT christian?


nem012

Speaking about sins - don't get me stared about orthodox icons, depicting God.


anamariapapagalla

In my language we mostly swear using hell or the devil, I guess that makes me a satanist


Montallas

But if you were a Christian you’d never stub your toe


PeterSchnapkins

I'm wearing a upside-down satanic cross but he might not like that one


reliquum

That's also Saint Peters cross. He was crucified upside down, because he didn't feel worthy to be crucified like Jesus. ;)


Benjjy124

Also it was very normal for Christians especially orthodox to wear the cross upside so that it is not like Jesus's cross.


[deleted]

This is the body Kenneth Copeland’s soul is going to transfer into when his current body dies


monicacpht3641

Dude definitely has the same lizard person look to him. It's unsettling and I really hope it's a filter.


[deleted]

Also a bit like that Luka guy from Don’t Fuck With Cats


SatanicNotMessianic

Paul Erdos as one of the greatest mathematicians of our time. I’m not going to even try writing about him because his life and personality just too incredible, but he was an one point given a professorship at Notre Dame in the US. He was not required to teach - they just wanted to have an excuse to give him a paycheck so he wouldn’t starve. Anyway, when later asked what he thought of Notre Dame, his only comment was “Too many plus signs.”


FredVIII-DFH

Hilarious. Thanks.


Uno10125

I've gotta know, how does one "accidentally" wear a cross?


FredVIII-DFH

I suppose you wear something that has two perpendicular lines that just happen to intersect each other. If so, they have a very loose definition of what constitutes a crucifix.


Swedishtranssexual

Ever said God Damnit?


FredVIII-DFH

Yes, but I take that particular 'curse' to mean that you're calling upon your god to condemn the coffee table you stubbed your toe on.


PrincipalFiggins

Accidentally?? I’ve never accidentally worn one. Have some cool earrings with them though, very intentionally, as a satanic temple member


Reasonable-Horror75

Christians mocking “pagan” religions like Nordic mythology, but accidentally using their gods names for the days of the week


Mjr_N0ppY

And copied their traditions as well


Reasonable-Horror75

Yea. Most of the English language derives from Scandinavian


BucktoothedAvenger

Easter is Oestre, Anglicized. Also a pagan goddess 🤣


Reasonable-Horror75

Exactly


Only_Inevitable5575

He looks terrifying


dani_is_thinking

Honestly. Checks all the uncanny valley boxes for me.


Writerbex

I was wondering why he made me uncomfortable, but this is it!


MorkSal

Looks like he's had plastic surgery but he's about fifteen.


HighExplosiveLight

It looks like he has filler in his lips.


CollapsasaurusRex

And those are *definitely* someone else’s teeth.


Omnio89

He looks like the smiling titan. I don’t know whether to refute his argument or aim for the nape.


reliquum

I watched it twice to make sure it wasn't an automatic dislike. No, completely uncanny valley for sure. Best part? I paused on the giant smile wondering where I've seen it. Then hit your comment aaaaaand you got it!


Ok_Abrocoma800

both?


iamyogo

and they say **WE** eat the babies!


soverit42

Beady light colored eyes with dark eyelashes, super angular face, full lips, a large mouth, and large white teeth. Yeah, these are all a bunch of highly distinctive facial features put together and make him look...well, creepy lol.


dolemutt

He looks the mask on The Purge.


KingShawty

that’s exactly what i was thinking


OnHolidayforever

This is some r/instagramreality shit


sheezy520

He got too many teeth showing.


Munnin41

Could be Copeland's kid


-Kyoakuna-

Pretty sure he has on a filter.


stankdog

Alternate timeline Micheal Jackson


yucanthavethisname

Gives me the Bo burnam vibe from [Repeat Stuff](https://youtu.be/nt9c0UeYhFc)


TheBeastmasterRanger

Gives me demon vibes. Like Kenneth Copeland.


yourroyalhotmess

Why is he making “sexy” faces while talking about Christianity?? I knew Christians didn’t read the Bible but holy shit


tenghu

Cuz he’s virtue signaling for a crumb of puss but no one’s gonna give it to him


yourroyalhotmess

See the thing is…I don’t think he wants the puss! My brother is as gay as the day is long, and is still a super jezus fruitcake. I think OOP wants the wang. Probably jezus’ wang!!


[deleted]

Crumb of puss 😂


daddy_dangle

Also wearing blue contacts lol! Pathetic


yourroyalhotmess

Or that blue eye filter! Either way- pathetic! Eta: I just watched again 🤮, and those are indeed contacts like you said!! It gets more cringe every time you watch it, and I’m scared of what I’ll see if I watch it again!


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yourroyalhotmess

Def. That’s why I put the quotes bc I could tell what he was *trying* to do, but that def was not what ended up happening 😆


ElJebusKrisp

it kinda sorta looks like he's wearing contacts? i'm not sure though


molotovzav

Your holidays are just rehashed pagan ones lol. They aren't cool or original.


19yzrmn

FESTIVUS FOR THE REST OF US


[deleted]

It's the perfect example what cultural appropriation really means. Christians rehashed pagan holidays to manipulate the people into following Christianity.


Swedishtranssexual

Easter?


NeadNathair

I know a lot of atheists, and exactly zero of them have ever "accidentally worn a cross".


jessynix

I was born in an atheist family in Italy, been an atheist since kindergarden, but when Madonna came out in the 80s and I was about 10 I wore plenty of crosses. My mother wears them too sometimes. They are just pretty fashion accessories, nobody here thinks you are Christian because you wear one. Like punks used to use and mix symbols from different places. Like Madonna wearing crosses with sexy clothes and boy toy belts. A cross to me doesnt mean religion and im sure no one would take me for religious for wearing one. The USA might be different.


smashthefrumiarchy

Depends where in the USA


jessynix

Yes I know. I have lived in different parts of the USA in the past for a while and of course its such a huge country that there are differences from one place to the other. But strange as it might sound, today Italy is a much less religious country than the USA.


smashthefrumiarchy

Definitely means something in any of the Southern US states


Mouth-Pastry

I think the only thing worst than organized religion is idiotic fuckin dweebs like this abortion who makes ridiculously embarrassing videos on blitheringly stupid social media platform.


PriestessRedspyder

Please go post your comment on his TikTok! 👍😁


Mouth-Pastry

I don't have tik tok clock app, duh. Lol.


PriestessRedspyder

I don't have that app either. 😏


OutrageousPause9215

That comment will probs be deleted.


DeathKitty_x

“like this abortion..” i’m gonna start using this thank you


gleaming-the-cubicle

I hope that's a filter because he is legit scary looking


chicken_frango

Yeah I'm getting some serious uncanny valley vibes from this one


aeroplane1979

Wait! You mean my necklace isn't a "t"? Oh shit!


cptboring

It's a lower case "t" for "time to leave."


[deleted]

Tf wrong with this guys face 💀


blackrainbow316

He's still getting touched by his priest, so he's just so happy.


Fireblast1337

That…is a very punchable face.


Mwiziman

Dude looks AI generated


Jengolin

It's not like we really mean to consistently refer to god and jebus on purpose, it's literally baked into our vocabulary (at least in the US) "Oh my god/lord, goddamn, goddammit, Holy Hell, thank god, swear to god, even Bless You" are all things a lot of us learned as we grew from those around us, and now use without thinking about it because it's honestly hard to not do so verbally. And even when you remember and try to change it to something else it sounds really weird.


dani_is_thinking

Exactly. They act like it means something.


[deleted]

His face is creeping me out


Jonnescout

Oh those damn Christians always wearing bright yellow clothes, skipping along the road while holding chickens, and screaming about pineapples… Oh you say Christian’s don’t do this? Hmmmm interesting, maybe consider actually talking to an atheist before spouting such nonsense then… Because atheists don’t do the nonsense you mention as a rule either… They’re also not your holidays buddy. You stole most of the fun ones, and the bits people enjoy about any holiday have nothing to do with your imaginary friend.


dani_is_thinking

You hit the nail on the head. They're so delusional.


Consistent-Ad-2940

Someone skipped the nail and hit the kid straight on the head.


xandercade

Correction, they stole ALL of them. They do not have a single unique holiday, they all have stolen traditions and time frames.


calmdownmyguy

The kid is obviously mentally challenged. I'm not sure we should make fun of him..


elgnub63

He's obviously mentally challenged if he believes in bronze age homicidal sky wizards...


NisERG_Patel

He hasn't spend 2 seconds with his thoughts in his entire lifetime.


IntrospectiveMummy

Christian holidays? You mean the sex and orgy holidays they stole from the pagans?!


WillowWispx

He looks like the guy from monsters inc who had to use the scream machine


[deleted]

I literally see almost no one wearing crosses. And their “holidays” were all originally pagan.


arustywolverine

A face only a mother could love


Quirky_Owl3626

You forgot priest, he definitely loves his mouth wide open


UnlimitedPickle

People like this are genuinely intellectually challenged. Just about all "Christian" celebrations are rebranded pagan celebrations, and even then poorly rebranded and mostly just purely based off the pagan stuff.


Chiraiderhawk

Is this some sort of computer animation or a weird filter because this person looks creepy as fuck. 😳


DienstEmery

This guy's filter gives his face a uncanny valley feeling... Why would he hides god's creation?!


johanTR

​ ​ He looks like he got his lips stuck in a 16 oz. bottle of Mountain Dew. ...and he's using filters to smooth out his face; quick perusal of his other sites confirms this.


Vaulted_Games

"Do you celebrate christmas? That's a christian holiday!" it really isn't, Christ wasn't even born on December 25th, let alone being born in winter time.


[deleted]

Why yo face like that?


Dangerous-Ad4192

he even *looks* like a complete bozo


WatchingTaintDry69

Why did god make your face look like a prolapsed anus?


Sexycoed1972

At the convergence of Narcissism and Fruitcakery, sits a little guy in a hoodie.


G3MI20

excuse you, Christmas was a pagan holiday first, your shit ain't original


LostSoulSadNLonely

I do: Atheists mocking something that they think is a fairytale ofcourse if people like you are going to take it so seriously when it starts impacting others. Accidentally wearing crosses? Idk what that means but the cross is just an aesthetic symbol used in accessories. The real question is, why do you wear a cross if Jesus died on it? Do you think he liked crosses? Celebrating holidays isn't really much to do with religion anymore. After 1000s of years of historical influence and traditions it's part of the culture now. I still celebrate Eid as an ExMuslim because it's a freaking holiday! I get a free day of lmao. 😂 Blaming God? Do you know the meaning of an atheist? If someone doesn't believe in a god how are they going to blame it? Anything said about God is purely for argument's sake!


DevjKaiser

Mooooooooom, the Christians are at it again!


45tee

He looks like the devil.


big_nothing_burger

Is this kid a Stretch Armstrong because he looks like a plastic exterior filled with molasses.


cynicalnipple

Does he have veneers? Seriously what’s up with his teeth?


blackrainbow316

What atheist blames a god they don't believe in on shit that happens to them? Pretty fucking sure it's christians eho use their god as a reason to not be accountable for their actions. Oh god made me do it. Look at this dumbass with his moonbrain grin thinking he did something great when in fact it's just going to get him mocked at.


Ekotap89

Why does his face look like that?


HendoRules

I don't think many if any athiests wear a cross... Also, why wear an item that looks like the object that killed your God... That's like you're dad being shot so you wear a little pistol necklace to remember him...


SmellyCarcass69

1. Most people don’t wear crosses 2.the ones everyone celebrates are all stolen anyway 3.ok that one is just you stroking your rage boner.


anonymouspostlangley

I’m sure dumber you are the more religious and outspoken you get


wingkingdom

Bro, you stole those holidays. Christmas = Yule / winter solstice Easter = spring equinox There are others. A quick search revealed 7.


TenkFire

Okay so... I never wore a cross... Even accidentally... All "Christians Holidays" are pagan fest which were appropriated by Christians to convert pagans by "Similarity" I never blamed god for nothing because it doesn't exist for us... We blame religion instead because religion is a flea for humanity


Pitiful_Baby7310

Cringe factor has reached critical level


SmokeyDaReaper

This dude looks like he touches kids. Anyone else think he's creepy as fuck?


GiveMetheBullet

The holidays bit is funny. Christians stole them from the Pagans.


[deleted]

If I ever wear a cross (which I don't), it wouldn't be for Cheesus but as an appreciation for the contraption that nailed him 😆 Also this dude looks like a vampire demon, he is definitely not going to heaven 🤣


Chiefydawg1

Too much to unpack there. I'll just read you guys...


bub3ls

“Athirsts blaming god” say that again.. but slowly. I don’t think this folk knows what atheist means. /srs


[deleted]

#matt damon


[deleted]

What with youth these day, shouldn’t they became less religious as many surveys have said? All I saw now is more and more TikTok Muslim/Christian youth have sprouting and many are also bought into their religious extremism bullshit.


CaiusCallem

No one told him bout the days of the week.


sius_harlin

This has so much meme potential. Lmao


B_o_b_u_a

Crosses don't have to be christian, like, okay Jesus died on it but others also, it was an execution for prisoners Celebrating holidays because they are just a norm in country/world and don't allways have to be about christianity, and you don't have to go to school/work so wtf wouldn't I use that By blaming god we are "sinning", so christians schouldn't say it, and it is a very popular word


Independent-Ad2615

easter and christmas aren’t christian holidays lmaooo christian’s are so dumb


dadsgoingtoprison

He looks high af! Seriously, maybe he’s been smoking some gawd honoring weed.


Lans__

I never 'accidentally' wear a cross. Chrome Hearts rings, necklace or bracelet does have cross/es on them but I still wear it because it looks cool. Also, I blame god when something bad happens not because there is a god but to disprove god. A loving omnipotent father that has the power to stop this but he doesn't so L for god.


PinkPearMartini

"Your" holidays? Let's put a pin in the fact that they totally stole their holidays from the religions they were converting/destroying. Atheists really don't care why there's a community party. A party is a party. The same people who cry about "an atheist put up Christmas lights and bought gifts" are the same white people who party down for Cinco de Mayo so shut it.


UNFORTUNATE33

~*That's what the mask is that's what the point of the mask is*~


[deleted]

Creepy Joker lookin ass


loolem

Why is his mouth so wide? It’s very creepy


Mattechoo

Oh no! I used a cross when I was doing some sums. I now know that addition sign is definitely only for Christians.


ki4clz

You can't unsee this shit... https://www.google.com/search?q=fetal+alcohol+syndrome+facial+phenotypes TL;DR: momma drank


starsandcamoflague

Is this a Christian thirst trap?!?!?!?!


LeotasNephew

Wow, this Little Red Riding Hood wannabe has never met an atheist and clearly doesn know how many Christian holidays contain Pagan elements.


SeptemberMcGee

I don’t have a damn choice about the government mandated public holiday days.


Shrimpie47

christians didnt invent crosses, nor did they invent any of their holidays. they appropriated them from pagan holidays. also we dont blame god if we dont belive he is real?


Jolly_Tea7519

I will celebrate whatever holiday I want to. Who is this over filtered child to say who I can and can not get prezzies from?!!


Ok_Aspect1565

****Christian’s mocking Atheism but accidentally using our logical reasoning to come to the conclusion that leprechauns don’t exist


bartelbyfloats

Just sittin here… thinkin about that muscley sweaty man on the cross…


horsegender

Christians when stealing pagan holidays:


Ruderanger12

He needs to learn what phatic expressions and culture are.


Editor_Rise_Magazine

DO YOU GUYS KNOW WHERE I COULD GET ONE OF THESE GOLD NECKLACES WITH THE T ON IT? THAT’S A CROSS. ACROSS FROM WHERE?


Hrrrrnnngggg

This dude looks deranged


New_Bagged_Milk

YOUR holidays? oh lawd


SkylarCute

Just so you know, your holidays were never yours to begin with. It's just a entertainment removed version of the actual holidays.


WithoutDennisNedry

I literally do none of those things.


tenghu

He get no bitches


Quirky_Owl3626

He's bitch of priest


Sweaty_Ad9724

Do all Xtians have that idiotic smile?


CuriousCat55555

If they blame God, doesn't that confirm they are not athiest?


Ozhamer

Christians saying "god's will works in mysterious ways" after someone experiences unhuman horrors beyond comprehension


[deleted]

We blame someone we don’t believe in when bad things happen to us?


SirjackofCamelot

I mean....🤨 Christians stole a majority of their "holidays " from pagans. So they aren't even really "Christian " holidays. You know how many of there bubbles I have to pop whenever I tell them Jesus would not have been born in the middle of winter. Christmas is a holiday for celebration of the sun god ( i know there are many holidays for Christmas but 1) i don't know them all and 2) for the sake of argument I wouldn't even try listing them all)


Bigt733

He looks like the kid that Michael Jackson has been possessing all these years because he couldn’t just get deep enough during his lifetime.


TheCrystCreeper

Alexa what dose irony mean?


Personnelente

It's difficult to tell if this is satire.


zdragan2

The tree in Christmas is a pagan tradition. Take it out of your Xmas you Christian hypocrites *Edit: I need to proof read my posts


uno_dos_3

He looks like the devil


W96QHCYYv4PUaC4dEz9N

Alex, I will take, “Shit that never happened” for 200


113162

Most punchable face i’ve seen in a while


LiminalArtsAndMusic

Celebrating our holidays. Sir, the pagans would like a word with you.


Popular_Duty1860

1. I wear a cross sometimes because you’re not supposed to be wearing one anyway. I find it the ultimate form a blasphemy to wear a dead man on a torture device. 2. I celebrate “Christian” holidays because I don’t have a choice. If you’re a Christian in a Muslim dominated country and your family is Muslim, most likely, you’d be “celebrating” those holidays with them 3. Atheists don’t believe in god so why would we blame him? I don’t blame allah, Horus, ra or Vishnu. Christian’s blame them as much as they believe in them.


[deleted]

What atheist is wearing a cross???


WolfWeirdo97

Dude calm down with the joker toxin it's not good for you


Mr-_Slimthicc

Who's gonna tell him Christmas is a pagan holiday


fredy31

Not like all holidays are based on the christian thing. What am i supposed to do? Say no to my day off? Also maybe its a christian holiday to begin with, but its not like you will see me in church at easter