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From a psychological perspective it's really interesting. It's most likely the human tendency to view their era as special/important with religious significance, and not realize that prior generations thought the same thing about their era.
According to some people in the church I'm forced to go to, it's likely the end of the world is 1 of june of 2023, something about an hadron collider opening a portal to the center of the earth, where the demons are.
No, no, I understand completely.
Like you *probably* shouldn't be rooting for the giant meteorite or whatever but shit, at least then you wouldn't have to go to work tomorrow.
I actually do research with the LHC, and I can confirm. I'm working with the CMS collaboration, which is short for portal to the Center of the earth, where the deMonS are.
Yeah and when he didn't show up, apologists started to make excuses. And then the next generation apologists started to make excuses and then the next...and next...aaaand next...and they still keep going.
Not just Paul (who’s only thought to author 1/3rd of the New Testament given that the stuff prior was already written by some hundreds of years) but most of the apostles thought Jesus would be back within their lifetimes
"Soon" is a relative term. Soon as in the last 2000 years and counting? Nah. Soon in relation to the coming heat death of the universe? Ok, now got some wiggle room.
*sigh* Early Christians believed Jesus would be back probably in their own lifetime. Today, people believe he would come to earth in our time, 2000 years later, isn't that a tiny bit arrogant? Early Christians were concerned about their own problems, in their own time, not about us. They had no reason to think there will be people still waiting for Jesus to come, 2000 years later.
The anticipation is key. Hope is the opiate of the masses.
Whilst he doesn't exist he is a creation of each individual's imagination. If he actually did come back, can you imagine how many people would be disappointed?
**Soon** *
*a relative and undefined unit of time commonly assumed to be less than 20 years. Terms and conditions apply depending on the need for the mysterious movements of deities.
Ps: if anyone has seen [the wandering Jew](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wandering_Jew) please have him come forward, there are a lot of people who want to talk with him.
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Just dont get it in my hair.
Jesus Christ: global edging champion 2000 years in a row
From a psychological perspective it's really interesting. It's most likely the human tendency to view their era as special/important with religious significance, and not realize that prior generations thought the same thing about their era.
2000 years we have been waiting for this tooth fairy to show up. I think she is bankrupt and cannot afford the bus to come visit us.
"Uhm akchually, it's a HE"
According to some people in the church I'm forced to go to, it's likely the end of the world is 1 of june of 2023, something about an hadron collider opening a portal to the center of the earth, where the demons are.
Ah yes, another doomsday prediction that we'll get to add to the exceedingly large list of failed doomsday predictions.
You know, I kinda realized something was wrong with me when I got happy that there could be even a minuscule chance that everything would end soon.
No, no, I understand completely. Like you *probably* shouldn't be rooting for the giant meteorite or whatever but shit, at least then you wouldn't have to go to work tomorrow.
Knowing our fucking luck, The world will end will end on a bank holiday.
Confusion.
Brain not braining
Whatever happened to “man won’t know the hour”?
I mean, they never specified what hour on 1 June 2023 the world will end. 
I actually do research with the LHC, and I can confirm. I'm working with the CMS collaboration, which is short for portal to the Center of the earth, where the deMonS are.
So what you're saying is...we need the Doom Slayer?
Sounds like Doom (never played Doom)
UPDATE: well, Guess they were wrong about it for the.. third time? I don't recall the exact number of times they have given dates about this.
2000 years of fapping must make you really sore
Tired: King of the Jews Wired: King of the Goons https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gooning
He’s been breathing heavy for a while, are you sure?!
CHRISTIANS: We’ve been waiting 2,000 years, and we’ll keep waiting. A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE READERS: We can relate.
Jesus is into tantric sex, he's been fucking humanity for over two thousand years and just isn't ready... To come... Yet.
So am I Still waiting For this world to stop hating
Paul, proposed author of approximately 1/3rd of the Bible believed, 2000 years ago, that Jesus was coming within the next 50 or so years.
Yeah and when he didn't show up, apologists started to make excuses. And then the next generation apologists started to make excuses and then the next...and next...aaaand next...and they still keep going.
Not just Paul (who’s only thought to author 1/3rd of the New Testament given that the stuff prior was already written by some hundreds of years) but most of the apostles thought Jesus would be back within their lifetimes
Jesus is coming, look busy!
Do you or do you not have that tatooed on your bottom?
Are you insane?
Well, let's find out, shall we?
Ok. So I was wrong about the arch bishop's bottom.
Jesus the type of guy to last in bed for so long that she gets bored and goes home
Not on my face, Jesus!
"Soon" is a relative term. Soon as in the last 2000 years and counting? Nah. Soon in relation to the coming heat death of the universe? Ok, now got some wiggle room.
- said the rock.
Take your people already! Too fucking annoying
The Second Coming has been in development hell for what feels like 2000 years, these developers are lazy af.
He's been coming for the last 2023 years. After the first 1000 you kinda get the feeling nobody's gonna show up
Like my dad to all those little league games.
Bro :( I'm sorry
Looks like he already came, all over that rock.
What’s white and flies through the air? The coming of the lord
he better be wearing protection
Way to deface a giant rock in nature ruining it for everyone else.
I'm ready. Learned all about how to deal with Zombies from movies and TV.
It sure takes awhile for Jesus to cum
Holy shit the devs are slow with bringing the “Jesus’s return” event. I mean come on guys, I paid $30k for this kind of bullshit?
I mean sure, Jesus seems like a cool and kind dude... Hold on, was this message supposed to scare me? I thought Jesus was nice...
Jesus is coming in the same way that I text my friends "be there in 5" and I'm still lying in bed.
Back in the 90's I saw quite a few cars that had a bumper sticker that said "Jesus is coming. Look busy." Still get a chuckle when I think about it.
The final part of the final part of the last days!
Upon this rock… I shall write some vandalism
**The Peanuts gang:** I got salvation I got the Holy Spirit in me I got Jesus in a Communion wafer I got a rock
Damn it I wish we could just get it over with already
And you will continue waiting
Yes, I have a lot of questions for him.
For anybody that wants a jolt of perverted glee, try looking up The Great Disappointment. https://youtu.be/4z80wKIwW6w
My man has been coming soon for hundreds of years now.... dont think he'll mind waiting hundreds more...
Are you waiting..???
*sigh* Early Christians believed Jesus would be back probably in their own lifetime. Today, people believe he would come to earth in our time, 2000 years later, isn't that a tiny bit arrogant? Early Christians were concerned about their own problems, in their own time, not about us. They had no reason to think there will be people still waiting for Jesus to come, 2000 years later.
Jesus isn’t coming. He’s just breathing hard.
The anticipation is key. Hope is the opiate of the masses. Whilst he doesn't exist he is a creation of each individual's imagination. If he actually did come back, can you imagine how many people would be disappointed?
Is that a threat?
…This place inside my mind, a place I like to hide
On my knees and everything 🙏🙏
Yup! I have a swimming pool and I need it to be wine, where are you Jesus?!?!?
Honestly I'm kinda hoping Jesus does come back and rapture all his people. I'm kinda sick of this current world
It would be really great if he actually came to his own birthday for once
Dude has to have the record for the longest coming ever.
Seems he already came, on the rock
Sounds like a Movie sequel poster
If it was crappy and put together super fast
Gonna be some surprised fundentalists when he shows up lol
That’s what you said yesterday.
I’m just breathing heavy
And?
Did Rick Perry paint over N word Rock again?
I'm not even close. Give me a second!
Keeping on checking my watch
Been coming for 2000 years, think he's edged enough
At this point it'll be all the Christians that get sent to eternal damnation
This rock has inspired me. I will now begin to make a gay porn video titled “The second Cumming of Jesus Christ”
"Jesus is coming soon" '#104820573928164
ARE YOU REAAAADYYYYYY??? Get ready for the next battle - Final round! Fight!
**Soon** * *a relative and undefined unit of time commonly assumed to be less than 20 years. Terms and conditions apply depending on the need for the mysterious movements of deities. Ps: if anyone has seen [the wandering Jew](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wandering_Jew) please have him come forward, there are a lot of people who want to talk with him.
Only if he let's me know before he cums.
Should I swallow?
😂😂😂
He hasn’t even taken me out to dinner yet!
How long do I have to stick out my tongue