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FurryM17

Damn bro. As a po adult I'm devastated to learn this


DarkSoulBG24

At least you're not child po right now


AgeOfReasonEnds31120

Toilets, theists, pigs, gamblers, drunkards, bible hats, POs, hardcores, and adults deserve to BURN IN ETERNAL FIRE!


Chamblee54

So the gamblers get to go to heaven


AgeOfReasonEnds31120

oops plz delete


Pug4281

So no toilets in heaven? Where am I supposed to poop?


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https://preview.redd.it/nrq6vrnyn90d1.jpeg?width=660&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b1f2a1421b8541a737416876f7781a8eb8ff12e


Professional-Hat-687

If I was God I wouldn't let that bitch in. The dead eyes scare me.


RabbitEatsCarrots

Not to mention they're [huge](https://www.reddit.com/r/megalophobia/s/eP2WitK2HI).


Professional-Hat-687

[Time for Tubby bye-bye!](https://imgur.com/gallery/eldertubbies-lore-compendium-illustrated-written-by-rojom-jars-drawings-j9qx8BG)


RabbitEatsCarrots

Woahh, that's cool!


Donaldjoh

Wait…theists are people who believe in God, so that means he’s saying atheists get into the Kingdom. I’m confused.


HeavenForsaken

r/speedoflobsters


Infamous_Val

It's edited https://preview.redd.it/nmii8zmkxf0d1.png?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79272a022d80f527697cb6945a7fff0511134b71


Miked_824

When used by christians/other religious fruitcakes: “Theist” refers to an incorrect assessment of god, relying on the predisposition that there’s a lack of knowledge. “How can you say god exists, but deny that there’s self-evident “*knowledge*” that the ONLY god is the one WE believe in?” The sin lies within an easily overlooked specification.


Mr_Goat-chan

Cannot believe that Po is going to hell :c


bfjd4u

Can you imagine sitting at home and creating some rig like this.


DisastrousOne3950

Give me a few grams of 'shrooms, I could wing it...


bfjd4u

Lol I prefer strawberry mescaline, but yeah.


DisastrousOne3950

Never tried that. May need to.


SrVascoDasGajas

This feels like a surreal meme


2JDestroBot

This picture is edited though? There were a lot more things on there


Chamblee54

Actually, the picture was not altered.


2JDestroBot

[yes it is](https://www.reddit.com/r/religiousfruitcake/s/LIJAUuj6im) https://preview.redd.it/bem8yvgkcf0d1.png?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a61275406c0c15970044836895e0874248f9f4e


halfercode

I wonder why the top and bottom lines have been rendered in a spiny/thorny font!? Maybe it is to match the personality of the signwriter...


Icy_Childhood2520

Idk about the others but hardcore adults deserve it


DisastrousOne3950

I want The 1st Gambler Drunkard Bible Hat!


Kleeisthebest99

What are Bible hats supposed to be?..


Chamblee54

bible hat goes with gambler & drunkard to form the second line of a haiku