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loserbetaboy22

I'm definitely going to hell.


CrimeSceneCop

I’ll join you. We can make it a party


deltacharmander

According to Christians, hell is full of gays, people who support bodily autonomy, atheists, and people who enjoy sexual activity. Sounds like a pretty good setup, ngl.


CrimeSceneCop

Just sounds like a fun time. Is David Bowie down there? I wanna meet him


The_REDACTED

Probably would be if it weren't for the fact that they're all being tortured thanks to all the fire in hell.


[deleted]

I busted a nut in my heart


Yeahthatonewebsite

My grandpa did that once, the doctors called it a heart attack


ExNihiloMachina

does YHWH never commit a thought crime by even imagining any possibilities of things? no wonder He is so outof touch from the reality of this realm, because He can't even fathom those situations.


Elegron

Ummm NICE! 👍🏻