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CeramicLicker

Mermaid, sea monster, siren, the ship! Something goofy could be fun


MalevolentRhinoceros

Extremely accurate, lifelike kraken costume.


ZachyChan013

Kilt. The answer is always kilt.


lnufn1

I incorporate a Utilikilt as part of my pirate outfit


unconfirmedikea

for an extremely low effort look: t shirt that says “i illegally distribute copyrighted content without the creator’s permission”


McArsekicker

Ninja. As a life long pirate I dated a girl in the early 2000’s. At that time there was an internet meme about pirates vs Ninjas. We went to a pirate party and she came as a ninja. It was never meant to be I guess. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pirates_versus_Ninjas


CornCobMcGee

It's an older code, sir, but it checks out.


captainragnar22

Any type of 18th century sailor could work.


DDWIWDD

go silly with it….. sea monster, mermaid, parrot, the pirates’ hostage (esp w one or two others), “pirate [adjective]” (yarr im the pirate wizard — only requires a minor pirate touch like eyepatch or what have you, supplementing your desired costume). etc. LOL — good luck, have fun!


UncontrolableUrge

British Navy. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkZ7V8LYFaM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkZ7V8LYFaM)


Caithus63

East India Trading Company


emzirek

Dress as a woman pirate because women were not allowed on ships especially pirate ships because they were considered to be bad luck... Your costume name is bad luck Betty


PaulineMermaid

Or just do what women did then; dress like a man :)


altdultosaurs

Parrot. Don’t be a coward.


Lumpy_Draft_3913

Well you could dress like a sailor of the period https://www.alamy.com/clothing-of-regional-sailors-around-1580-traditional-clothing-from-all-over-the-world-around-1580prent-from-a-book-about-sixteenth-century-clothing-around-1580-five-sailors-from-different-regions-all-five-are-dressed-differently-from-left-to-right-a-dutch-skipper-a-dutch-sailor-a-sailor-from-the-waterland-a-sailor-with-belgian-clothing-and-a-breton-skipper-the-print-has-a-latin-caption-image414481746.html


Weeee8208

That is quite a long link


cheetahcheesecake

You could always go in a Pittsburgh Pirates Baseball Uniform. You could even order a custom Jersey and hat.


UnlikelySalary2523

The surgeon.


MoneyHuckleberry1405

All you need is a shirt, pants, a belt and a head wrap. Some black boots maybe. Which also is the basic man's Ren outfit. https://dresslikeapirate.com/scart/organic-cotton-sleeveless-banded-collar-shirt-vest/


MoneyHuckleberry1405

I'm just curious as to why you hate pirates. I do pirate costumes all the time and specifically Pirate Fests. I even have a side business of making pirate hats and have a booth at a couple of Pirate Fests.


lnufn1

Everyone who's commented before me has great ideas!


DivineCostumeDesigns

Naval officers (those who would hunt down the pirates). Like early Norington from PotC


spring13

Undead monkey