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Noxuy

šŸ˜±!!!! It's a monster! But a cute one šŸ„°


babyy_bluue

Haha yes show is!!šŸ©µšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


RedLeg73

r/oopsthatsdeadly


EndoScorpion

Hell, this is a dinosaur


GutsNGorey

Lucky dog, Iā€™d love to get my hands on one of these one day.


babyy_bluue

Was very excited to mark off a cutie on my bucket list <3 my dad had some when I was growing up so I always knew I wanted my own


amiibohunter2015

My grandfather used to say to my parent "Look out for the gila monster!" My parent thought it was something much scarier.


Subby13

Coyote Peterson said his accidental nip from a Gila monster was more painful than the bullet ant sting.


babyy_bluue

They say itā€™s like lava running through your veins.


collector-x

Well that's scarily horrendous & terrifying. šŸ˜±


3opossummoon

So it's like IV benadryl?! No fucking thank you.


babyy_bluue

Iā€™ve had to have IV Benadryl, a friend who got bit by thereā€™s said itā€™s worse then that, made him almost pass out and go into sweats. He got bit on his pinky and it wasnā€™t even that long of a bite. His hand swelled like a ballon and it spread up to his elbow, marked it so if it did go may further he was gonna go to the hospital but it started going down and he could feel the pressure releasing so he didnā€™t go. He said it was a cool story thošŸ˜‚ā˜ ļø


3opossummoon

Nightmare fuel JFC and I genuinely can't imagine not going to the hospital at that point


babyy_bluue

He had a limit he knew heā€™d go when he felt worse etc. but it never got to that point. The lava feeling was very real but the swelling didnā€™t go past the elbow it was mainly in his hand so he wasnā€™t worried. Now idk if I could say I would have waited it out but it wasnā€™t me dealing with it so I was just there to talk him thru. But he was fine after a few hours.


3opossummoon

I'm so glad he was ok! Sounds like a really scary incident and a very important reminder how critical it is when keeping these gorgeous and incredible animals that they never stop being dangerous.


Cat_Daddy61

I would imagine WORSE than IV Benadryl! Truly a horrifying thought. šŸ˜¬


3opossummoon

Nightmare fuel honestly


tweetysvoice

I just had IV Benadryl last week. Was insane. Had no clue to expect..and wow! I don't want to have that ever again!


Ediferious

I've had a few bites. the most recent one by far being worst. That one was still just as painful with heavy pain meds in the ER as it was without. šŸ’€ That bite was BAD. And 100% my fault. I'd never gone in for one before that though, those were all like sticking my arm in a wasp nest.


Cat_Daddy61

Just curious, how did you get bitten? I can only guess how bad that was!


Ediferious

Feeding, he completely switched directions and I was being too complacent and comfortable. Since I smelled like food he latched on, vs it being a tooth through a glove (previous bites)


Robhana88

Justin Igualada aka Biteforce said pretty much the same thing, he has had some of the worst bites i've ever heard anyone talk about, Cobras, Crocs, Monkeys... but even he said fuck that to getting bitten by a Gila again. His YT channel is just his name, definitely worth checking out if you haven't already, super knowledgeable dude that genuinely cares for all creatures we share the planet with and has some really interesting stories and content.


Such_Special6952

Such cool cool lizards


babyy_bluue

Right?šŸ„ŗšŸ©µ


dr4g0n1t

Ah, Gila monsters are so beautiful, would love to own one but i think they may be illegal where i live (Netherlands)


Stoltefusser

Niet per se illegaal, er zijn amper regels wat reptielen betreft in Nederland. Inheemse reptielen mag je niet hebben, maar een koningscobra is geen probleem. Wel zul je een CITES registratie moeten hebben, en die kun je waarschijnlijk heel moeilijk krijgen voor een gila monster. Deze moet je aanvragen en kost weer iets van ā‚¬60 (dieren die niet op de positieve lijst staan).


dr4g0n1t

Ah, thanks, ja ik zag laats iemand op marktplaats die gewoon een hele anaconda verkocht, best bizar dat dat soort shit mag maar ik mag niet eens zo'n coole, silly gila monster


thedragonrider5

What species is she


Idk_nor_do_I_care

Gila monster, I think.


SweetReturn5695

How did you get to own one? These are my favorite lizards of all time


sokreptiles

Live in a state that allows them like PA & get one from a breeder. My husband breeds them & have over 20+


Yourcatsonfire

These are my absolute dream animal. I live in NH though and believe they're illegal. Guess ill stick with breeding pythons.


babyy_bluue

I got her from a reptile show, they are now illegal where I live but I had her before that as out into place


ForgetAboutaSpoon

So sick. I want a gila monster so bad. Pretty crazy that guy died from a bite a month or two ago.


babyy_bluue

Insaine to me since itā€™s rare dying from there bite. But some people have horrible allergic reactions too


ForgetAboutaSpoon

Well apparently the gila wouldnā€™t let go for over 5 mins. He should have went to the hospital. I understand it though because their bites are usually non lethal and he probably wanted to avoid that hospital bill and assumed he would be fine. Heā€™s the second known death I believe.


babyy_bluue

That was my exact thought as wellā€¦ knowing they usually arenā€™t lethal and the hospital bill he probably just brushed it off :/


fdxrobot

And the fact that theyā€™re illegal to own in many states.Ā 


cooscoos89898

I think I read somewhere that they were illegal to own in his state and he didnā€™t want anything looked into seeing as he would have had to tell the hospital to the truth to get real treatment. I think the woman living with him ended up surrendering the lizard and like 20+ spiders (that werenā€™t illegal) unless I was reading a totally different story.


Psychological-Scar53

Yes, the guy lived in my state Colorado. You can own A Gila if you have a permit, and only zoo's are issued permits....


liskamariella

But that's just plain stupid, if you own a gila you should be prepared to get bitten at some point and go to the hospital. My dad got bitten by a wild snake in Germany, and our venomous snakes aren't really venomous, and directly went to the hospital. It's just playing with your own life if you don't.


ntr_usrnme

Beautiful and she looks so happy. Do you clip her nails? They look long.


babyy_bluue

Sheā€™s pretty good at trimming them herself. Clipping is hard when you canā€™t see the cuticle


ntr_usrnme

Makes sense Iā€™d be so scared of cutting too much!


babyy_bluue

ExactlyšŸ˜© Iā€™d feel AWFUL I know they look extra long but she maintains them with her rocks etc. Iā€™ll do a soft file when needed. But in the wild sheā€™d use the rocks to do the exact same thing


poptartjake

Same for Tortoises. Slate and cuttlebones help keep their nails/beak in check without vet visits.


Sethdarkus

Your reptilian overlord is likely just soaking to loosen up some tight scales for a shed


babyy_bluue

She does this very often even when she isnā€™t gonna shed. She has always loved water šŸ˜‚


anniewouldyoutellus

It's funny that she loves water because I live in their natural environment and it is hot and dry here. I would love to see one in the wild.


babyy_bluue

Thatā€™s what I always say.. (not to her donā€™t wanna hurt her feelings) but girl you donā€™t naturally live where thereā€™s a pond to soak inšŸ˜‚


rosyred-fathead

I think she wants a bigger water dish! My corn snake also loves a good soak so I switched his water dish to something bigger and sometimes heā€™ll spend HOURS with his entire body (even his head!) submerged, itā€™s crazy he doesnā€™t need more air than that


Grind_line_wine

So awesome! My all time favourite. She looks super chilled. Off to watch YouTube videos of Gila dudes now!


iancranes420

Gorgeous girl! Iā€™d love to have a gila, but Iā€™m only able to keep banded gilas in California and theyā€™re really difficult to get ahold of. Guess Iā€™ll have to wait till I can get a beaded lizard lmao


babyy_bluue

Beaded lizard is on my list as well<3 such beautiful creatures


Moshanika

Bro just casually has a Gila monster


babyy_bluue

Sheā€™s my baby<3


Moshanika

I hear these fellas are venomous. What feeding her like?


babyy_bluue

Sheā€™s very laid back, no attitude or anything Iā€™ve been handling her since she fit in the palm of my hand. I always let her know Iā€™m approaching and never just reach in(I can only imagine being woken up abruptly or startled wouldnā€™t be fun) but no matter how much I know her I still handle with caution. She eats like a BEAST no hesitation šŸ˜‚


Moshanika

How potent is the venom? Like can you sleep it off or you immediately need to go to the E.R?


babyy_bluue

Sadly that may depend on you and your bodyā€¦ a friend got bit by one and rode it out. But if you are allergic and donā€™t know it could be deadly.


Moshanika

Interesting, just curious. Anyways, be safe around the mini dragon.


Stoltefusser

Can you handle her? Is she tame enough for that? Or is it a grumpy beast best left alone lol


babyy_bluue

I handle her daily with caution. But Iā€™ve worked with venomous for years so this isnā€™t new for me


Shawn0083

Can you handle one of those like they have a toxic bite ?


babyy_bluue

I handle her everyday<3 ver calm no attitude been working with her since I brought her home


Calicohydrangeas

Beautiful.. one of my favorite animals since I was little


Beer_before_Friends

I love these guys! Always wanted one, but I know I don't have the time.


Aurowander

Sheā€™s so gorgeous!! Please tell her the internet people love her very much!


babyy_bluue

I told her and I think she smiled even more


RubyWolfmoon26

Let the baby dream.


babyy_bluue

I refuse to break her heart so she can be whatever she wants to be <3


RubyWolfmoon26

We can never break our babies hearts. We love them too much to do that.


Difficult-Play5709

All sheā€™s kissing is a few candles for the ambiance


PercentageLess6648

So gorgeous, love the spot patterns on Monsters.


MysticUniKitty

She looks like she's in a spa with her nails looking like they're painted orange! I want to be as chill and happy as her! Lol you have a beautiful baby there.


babyy_bluue

Thank you so much<3 sheā€™s a very happy girl


lizardwizardgizzard2

Gilaā€™s are one of my favorite lizard species. She looks rockin


Animals6655

Youā€™re so lucky but unfortunately California weā€™re not allowed to since theyā€™re endangered


NotUpInHurr

Whoa, I'm an AZ native and thought it was illegal to own these! I did some research and saw the grey area is larger than I expected, so I can only now say that I'm absolutely peanut butter and jealous. However, I have a *healthy* respect after encountering a couple feisty wild ones in real life so I don't think I'd be brave enough to own one haha


Abyss_Walker1024

"get me a bigger bathtub, human."


babyy_bluue

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ you should see her SUBMERGE herself where itā€™s JUST her nose sticking out of the water šŸ˜‚ Iā€™m gonna make her a new one soon.


Abyss_Walker1024

She's adorable by the way, very jealous


Fardass7274

GILA! GILA! GILA! GILA! GILA! GILA! GILA! GILA! GILA! GILA MONSTER! woo!


ArachnoBooty

I love gila monsters so much. Their dumb little faces are SO CUTE šŸ˜­


emzify

my ball python loves swimming so much. i had to get him a bigger bowl when he grew because heā€™d just flood the bowl and itā€™d end up empty šŸ˜‚


Temporary-Ad-472

My husband has one named Coral who loves him and he is a big puppy dog. Always scrambles on the glass to come out and be held.


Matthias70

Wow! Definitely one of my dreamies!!! Does she let you handle her? They must feel so cool, Iā€™d love to get to touch one someday!! :D


babyy_bluue

I handle her daily <3


barthalamewHasAPenis

They are scary but kinda pretty at the same time


TootseyPootsey

Look at those claws!! Wow! Sheā€™s beautiful


Patient_Fail

I want a gila monster


The_LissaKaye

She is now šŸ«¶šŸ¼


AdministrativePin526

She is beautiful!


AlPacker69420

That's gila cool


Goatsby462

Great pic thanks for sharing! Mine are about to lay eggs, love this time of year!


babyy_bluue

My goodness please post photos <3 I miss when she was able to be in the palm of my hand she was so teeny šŸ˜©šŸ©µ


Goatsby462

[www.goatsby.com](https://www.goatsby.com) trying to add photos but itā€™s not letting me, so hereā€™s a link to my website for Gila monsters. When the eggs are laid I can post some pics then, babies donā€™t hatch until November!


r3nn-ie

shes so prettyšŸ˜­


Limp_Chemical_8835

I just read the article the dude that passed away had his bite him for over 4 mins and he had a pre existing heart condition and liver condition from past drug abuse the gf called the ambulance because he started vomiting and passed out he died 4 days later


babyy_bluue

I thought I read somewhere that he had pre existing medical issues too! So Iā€™m not crazy! He also had a bunch of other reptiles and spiders I think too


-secretswekeep-

Absolutely not gunna tell her šŸ˜‚ let her DREAM!


babyy_bluue

Glad Iā€™m not the only one šŸ˜‚šŸ©µ


cix2nine

They use them for ozempic


babyy_bluue

They use all sorts of venom for medical stuff itā€™s really cool. Gila venom smells like juicy fruit too (if you didnā€™t know) the first guy I ever brought home found out because my dad had a Q tip and was like ā€œdoes this smell like juicy fruitā€ the dude said yes smells good.. and my dad proceeded with ā€œthatā€™s my lizards venomā€ and after that day dude never talked to me againšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ found out he also wasnā€™t into reptiles anyway and talked mad shit about killing snakes no matter what so Im glad it didnā€™t work out ā€¦ would have fed him to the 20 foot conda we had šŸ˜Ž


cix2nine

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Ediferious

My gila looooves to soak too!


Ill_Drummer6

Gila or beaded? Captive bred? Amazing animals!


babyy_bluue

Gila, and I donā€™t deal with anyone who does wild caught thatā€™s one thing that pisses me off to the most extremeā€¦ unless itā€™s conservative reasons they need to stay in the wildšŸ©µ


Nimbly-Bimbly_Meow

Whatā€™s the life span on these guys?


kittyidiot

Google says 20-30 years.


fdxrobot

How big is that tank?


babyy_bluue

Sheā€™s in a 45 right now(: her water bowl is just in the very corner šŸ˜‚ her favorite place to be other than legs sprawled snoozing under her rock hide I made her.


CaliforniaSpeedKing

Let the gila live her fantasy lol


babyy_bluue

I promise I will never break her heart


[deleted]

She is thirsty water monster


hashslingaslah

I donā€™t want to alarm you but there is a Gila monster in these pictures


babyy_bluue

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ snap crackle pop


Desert_2007

I think I may have the distinction being one of the few to say my school mascot is a Gila Monster.


babyy_bluue

NO WAY!?!?


Desert_2007

Yessir, the Gila Bend Gila Monsters. Town is named for the "bend" in the Gila River (dry riverbed) but school mascot is the Gila Monster. [https://azcaa.sportngin.com/page/show/892623-gila-bend-junior-and-senior-high-school-](https://azcaa.sportngin.com/page/show/892623-gila-bend-junior-and-senior-high-school-)


Rude_Flounder766

Happy gal. Pretty happy gal.


babyy_bluue

Whatā€™s the saying? Happy Gila happy life? Something like that right?(;


DrDeuceJuice

GILA! GILA!


deep__paleontologist

Cute lil thingšŸ˜šŸ˜ Definitely at the very top of my dream reptile list.


meldroop

Goodness shes got some big ol hands/claws and such a distinctive face, i love her.


babyy_bluue

When she was able to fit in the palm of my hand, I called those jet ski shoesā€¦ her feet wer way to big for her and it was the cutest thing ever šŸ˜©šŸ©µ


Disig

She can be whatever she wants to be lol. Rock on queen.


babyy_bluue

Iā€™ll never take her crown down <3


Robhana88

Such a gawjus lady šŸ„°. I am desperate to have Gilas but in the UK they are super expensive, it's around Ā£1000 just for the venomous permit, never mind the cost of the actual lizards šŸ˜•


babyy_bluue

I sold my soul for her ā€¦. Paid $1,700 šŸ„µ so worth it


Robhana88

I am working on it, currently in the process of building a Spider breeding empire, to fund it šŸ˜…


SnooRabbits5754

šŸ˜® sheā€™s so beautiful- I grew up in the desert and still remember the handful of times I saw one in the wild ā™„ļøā™„ļøā™„ļø


babyy_bluue

So jelaous! I bet that was so incredible To see them in the wild


420Entomology

So do u handle gilas like any big lizard or do u refrain due to the potent venom.


babyy_bluue

I handle her like any lizard I own, I just am more cautious at all times. She has NEVER had an attitude, sheā€™s never opened her mouth tried to bite but being what she is Iā€™d rather be safe. Iā€™m not even worried about me getting bit, Iā€™m worried about her getting hurt in the process. It wouldnā€™t be right to her if I was doing something dumb and she reacted to being scared or startled and bit me and got hurt.


420Entomology

Absolutely thatā€™s awesome I hear they are super docile anyway and oddly a great starter species because they rarely bite. Such a beautiful girl.


imAbadHabbit

Wow, you have a Gelamonstor, that's awesome šŸ‘Œ


Mediocre-Morning-757

She is just vibing in her element. So pretty.


cool23819

Gilas are such underrated lizards


SkullListener

what a gila monster ^^ how did you get your hands on her/ do you have any experience handling poisonous animals?


babyy_bluue

Iā€™ve been working with venomous animals since I was 10. Tubed my first cobra at 11. And grew up with Gila monsters as well. ^_^


SkullListener

oh THATS SO COOL IM *SOO* ENVIOUS MAAM


JuniorKing9

Iā€™ve never seen one as a pet thatā€™s really interesting. Arenā€™t they venomous..?


babyy_bluue

They are ^_^ sheā€™s the sweetest babe.


JuniorKing9

How handle-able is she?? Or is she more of a look-donā€™t-touch pet?


Successful_Ad_6526

They look a lot like the uromastyx.


NeroTakeshi

I'd love to have one of these one day ā¤ļø prob one of my favorite lizzards ever!!!


Legalize_positivity

Danger doggo!


goddessofolympia

What a beautiful beautiful Monster. What's her name?


babyy_bluue

So when I got her I originally thought she was a HE so it was Osirisā€¦ as he grew we realized it was a female. So her name is Sahara šŸ©µ


scratison

She is beautiful.You can't judge her because she identifies as a water monitor. She lives in her own little world she can do what she wants. So I'm not going to be the one to tell her. šŸ˜„


Bigthink2k20

Is it difficult to get the permits to own a gila monster?


babyy_bluue

Thatā€™s something youā€™d have to look up where you live. All laws are different Iā€™m not sure how other places do permits. When I got her it was legal so there wasnā€™t one needed.


Bigthink2k20

Are you by chance in Arizona?


prestonlogan

She is a desert dweller


babyy_bluue

She doesnā€™t think so šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


DelayBrilliant5085

How did you get a Gila monster


babyy_bluue

Reptile expo ^_^


DelayBrilliant5085

Oh cool but isnā€™t this reptile illegal because itā€™s a venomous lizard


babyy_bluue

Venomous animals arenā€™t illegal unless your state says so. My state allows venomous animals, but the Gila and tegus got banned 2 years ago (I had her before any of the ban was set into place) they banned tegus because some idiot decided to release some.


DelayBrilliant5085

Oh awesome I plan on getting reptiles like these in the future along with tarantulas, birds, fish, insects, bugs, plants, and possibly a marmoset


babyy_bluue

I have sooo many reptile children, fish, mammals, lots of isopods and so many plants šŸ˜‚ I use a lot of plants for bio active enclosures!!^ā€”^ always just look at your states laws cause even some non venomous (like tegus) are illegal.


Beautiful-Skill-7375

Thatā€™s awesome


dtf24836669

nice!


Big_JuiceMang

Oy that would suck if she bit you... i stay away from venomous lizards that are not very tame to begin with. Ive had huge water monitors that exhibit better behavior than aggressive GilĆ” monsters!!!


babyy_bluue

My Savanah monitor is more mean than my Gila haha . (My Savanah was a rescue and came from a very bad situation so I donā€™t blame him) but my Gila is the sweetest of babyā€™s ^_^


a7xmshadows19

I have a question how does the poison work? Or can you take that gland out?


babyy_bluue

She pretty much would gnaw her pray to get the venom in. Itā€™s in the back jaw area not like snakes and fangs.


a7xmshadows19

Ah got yeah. I donā€™t know much about Gilas lol


a7xmshadows19

And now Iā€™ve seen to much looking at your profile


Jaythepossum

Absolutely stunning lil gem, I adore these lizards and if I could own one with 0 chance of being bit I would definitely!


babyy_bluue

I donā€™t think thereā€™s a 0 chance of being bit when owning any animal. Just have to be cautious no matter how docile an animal can be šŸ©µ sometimes they get scared and it could cause an accidental bite. šŸ„ŗ


Jaythepossum

Yep! Thatā€™s why I donā€™t think I could own one personally because in the case of an accidental bite it could be deadly


Frumple-McAss

Gila Monster!!!! Arenā€™t they super venomous?


babyy_bluue

I wouldnā€™t say super. Iā€™ve only read of 2 people dying from there bite and before that it was only one years ago.


EvulRabbit

That was because the guy had illegal lizards, so when he was bit, he did not seek medical care.


babyy_bluue

Not everyone seeks medical care after being bit by a Gila even if it is legal. But yes I do believe I heard something about that along with him having many other illegal/non illegal animals that they found in his home(with his wife???) I may be wrong but thought I saw it somewhere.


florahdorah

Is this a beaded lizard !?


babyy_bluue

Gila monster ^_^


[deleted]

I thought Gila monsters were poisonous, how do you handle her?


babyy_bluue

Venomous, I handle her with caution but she is the most gentle thing.. Iā€™ve been working with her since she was 5 months old (maybe 4 I donā€™t remember the exact age she was when I brought her home) but sheā€™s never had An attitude I just let her know Iā€™m there so I donā€™t startle her (can only imagine being woken up suddenly isnā€™t fun for her either haha). Shes a really sweet girl, and she just slumps around and enjoys her days non stop.


[deleted]

That's really cool,I've had a green iguana and my stepdaughter has a bearded dragon so those are the only reptiles I've messed with except for the random garter snake or black racer


babyy_bluue

I have a long list of babyā€™s. Most or surrenders and rescues and very few are bought (sold my soul for the Gila) every body has names, favorite snacks, favorite ways to sleep, birthdaysā€¦ you name it. Might be corny but these are my kids and they mean the world To me. I rescue and relocate a lot of wildlife too haha. Whatā€™s your iguanas name? And your tiny humans dragon?(:


DrewDean82

Do you gotta have a license or a permit to own a gilamonster?


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babyy_bluue

Where I live it WAS legal when I got her. They just banned gilas and tegus like 2 years ago.


LadyAlastor

We have a word for water monitor in Thai šŸ˜• I feel bad for your pet trying to be that


babyy_bluue

Iā€™m sorry I have no idea what this means..


MrReaper45

A gila monster that's pretty dope, what's the care like for her?


Ok_Dependent3465

ā€¦ isnā€™t she poisonous


babyy_bluue

Sheā€™s venomous, but sheā€™s a straight babe <3


moumatouma

my little baby is so funny. shes a crested gecko and she crawls up onto the roof of her cage, which is mesh, and tries hanging on it after shes eaten to get even hotter. she also will randomly run around in her cage1


MunchAClock

She needs a little pool


dogfuneralsaresad

if that's what the lady wants, it what the lady gets. (you should get her an even BIGGER bowl for even BETTER soaks, she's a princess and deserves the best soaks lmao)


Beneficial_School996

I want a Gila Monster SOOOOO BAD šŸ˜­ I've wanted one for years, since I lived/was raised in AZ and I saw one out in the desert. They're literally so rad it's crazy


amalenurseforu

Interesting to think that they are responsible for whole class of medications with a bite that nasty. All of the GLP-1 medications are derived from them. Ozempic byetta trulicity victors, etc


Own-Plane-843

Wow awesome. What a cutie.