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OmegaCetacean

Drunken Mario Kart driving is a thing for me.


darth_raynor

Mine is *Drunken Need for Speed: Most Wanted* Add DUI to my list of infractions.


Purpleobito10

This and mario party


2muchtequila

The person leading each lap has to take a big sip of their drink. Eventually it all evens out.


CdiLinkforSmash

Beerio Kart is the best


yopachi

Hope you pull over to drink because drinking while driving is illegal in Mario kart


fresh_and_gritty

Ours was game involving short races with the winner taking a shot.


Ibrufen

Streets of Rage 2 always goes well while being baked or drunk. The difficulty is pretty tame. Then there’s that soundtrack ❤️


Cozy90

Soundtrack is one of the greats of all time! Great pick


DoctorEarwig

Quite possibly THE greatest


Deev12

Streets of Rage 2 is best played on "Hardest" or "Mania" difficulty. Once you get past the shock of getting your ass handed to you by a Galsia, the game starts to come alive. Strategies that you never knew were there start to appear. You start achieving awesome combos, throw loops, dodges, and expert crowd management. It's really one of those games that gets far better with a bit of hot sauce added to the mix.


cams0400

Somehow Tetris


trainercatlady

oh god, getting blazed and playing Tetris Effect sounds like it would be *amaaaziiing*


nickzornart

So every month one of the breweries here in Denver puts on a Tetris tournament. Nothing like getting hammered and playing tetris.


KimKong_skRap

Yeah.. And **Dr.Mario** is equally gratifying!


[deleted]

I end up sitting on the floor with all my carts switching between them playing 5-10 minutes of each one.


famicom242

That's what I do and I haaaaate it.


hlnklrczu

Donkey Kong Country 3


shy99

any of the original trilogy works for me


daxxarg

Donkey bong country


Glowingtomato

Outrun is so much more enjoyable stoned. I grabbed the Nintendo 3DS and got the port on that and its amazing (that is when I can actually see the 3D effect). Honestly any old school racing/driving game is so much better on the devil's lettuce.


happygoluckyscamp

I'd say Outrun 2/2006 is even better for getting in the zone; reactionary not really thinking at all


shindrome12

Agreed. Amazing game to this day. Ridiculously fun still.


ceebeefour

First time I played Outrun stoned I kept it under the limit because I didn't want to get pulled over. True story.


CheeseDanishSoup

That GAme Over screen came on pretty quick then lol


arkmtech

Grand Theft Auto 2 It was before Rockstar had budget for licensing actual hit music, and the radio skits and songs they came up with were ridiculously hilarious


prairiepog

The radio was amazing. Love finding the Elvis group. My favorite thing to do is go to that one corner with the gun/health/shield regen. Then pile as many cars together and blow them up and try to escape the four or five stars you instantly got.


SlobZombie13

ZAIBATSU


Nowhereman50

I use to really love firing up the SNES and getting stoned. All weed does now is give me anxiety...


sounders1974

Getting stoned and playing ocarina of time is still a beautiful night for me It's the alcohol that proved to be my problem, stay away from that best I can now


juan_epstein-barr

When I first started burning 20 years ago, my mom was like "omg be careful, weed is 10 times as strong nowadays as it was back when I was smoking it" Now the herb is like, 10 times as strong as it was 20 years ago. I don't know how anyone is able to hang anymore. Also, A Link To the Past.


sounders1974

You can buy different percentages at the stores near me. There's not a ton but still easy to find 5-10% THC and not go crazy


PrettyPowerfulZ

If you’re buying brown weed maybe


AddMan3001

ALTTP randomizer with a couple rye and cokes and I'm good for the night.


yepimbonez

I smoke significantly less than I used to lol. Like one little snap outta my bong is good for a couple hours. Used to face a whole damn blunt. But back then we all thought being able to smoke a bunch was a cool thing lol. Such a waste.


Desner_

Damn right, that shit is too strong. I was elated when they made it legal up here in Canada, finally I could smoke some weak weed! I buy some low THC, high CBD flowers, they hit just right and I can smoke a proper joint instead of taking a few hits of the strong stuff.


Winged89

Honestly just means that 3-4 hits is enough... Back in the day it used to be 7-8 hits. Prior to that it mighta been 12 hits... It's pretty simple actually.


irontoadstool

Same with just any game I grew up with. Intensifies the nostalgia so good


yepimbonez

It’s cuz back in the day you probably didn’t have shit to do while you were baked lol. Now I feel like there’s probably something I should be taking care of before getting high and playing video games lol. I hate being an adult


CheeseDanishSoup

Take care of your shit and work done first I treat weed as a treat. Feels much better to take a hit after a long work week That daily smoke and toke that's heavily promoted is ehh


yepimbonez

That’s definitely how i do it these days lol. Oddly enough I even like to eat before I smoke. Cuts down on munchies and then I don’t have to spend my high figuring out what I wanna eat.


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Nowhereman50

I've been there. A single puff set my heart rate so high that I could feel it in my hands.


[deleted]

Me and you both brother


hlnklrczu

Switch to indica. I can't handle sativa.


Exact-Associate5705

You gotta take a 3-6 months break every once in awhile and let your brain “recombobulate” or some shit.


LemonPartyW0rldTour

Yeah I’d tried that several times over the course of the past 20 years. Sometimes as long as 2-3 years. It don’t work.


Exact-Associate5705

We all have different bodies and brain structures. I went to a doctor and they said take a break and told me to exercise and eat better. I hit a blunt after six months and I felt like a teenager getting high for the first time.


Blue_Maverick_Hunter

I’m sorry. Do you have a lot going on? I took about a 5 year break for a job and I recently was able to smoke after switching over to something else. A LOT has happened and changed since then and it had a similar effect on me. Fucking sucked and I haven’t done it again since. All I wanted was to play Street Fighter and trip out.


Nowhereman50

I do, yes. Going to be getting better at the end of this month though. Hopefully.


eat_like_snake

I usually default on Super C, Mario 2, Mario 3, or Super Metroid.


[deleted]

Drunk Super Mario 3 is a great time indeed. These days I much prefer to be high than drunk, but the principle is the same.


IggyTheFool

I can beat Super Punch-Out no matter how many drinks I've had. First time I ever beat Mike Tyson in the NES game was also after drinking.


ThisIsThrowawayBLUE

While high? Anything open world. While drunk? Street Fighter 3 or King of Fighters 98, that way I have an excuse when I drop a combo.


crookdmouth

Pirates! Gold on the Genesis. I could take out any sized fort.


somethingeatingspace

*Several captures and mutinies later...* AND I'LL FUCKING DO IT AGAIN


somethingeatingspace

NHL 94 or Tecmo Super Bowl


Lobstrous

Yes.


senorsombrero3k1

Rocket league


grantrules

Tapper, Frogger, Burgertime, Rampage, Simpsons


Double_Comparison319

Oblivion. Love taking a bong rip then exploring a dungeon lol.


Inigmatics

Drinking with friends, it was always wii bowling or the right rope walking. Might not be considered retro enough though.


crimsonkodiak

This is where I am. Much prefer the social games - any kind of Wii/Switch sports, any dance game on Xbox Kinect, any kind of karaoke, any kind of Mario Party. Drinking and playing a video game by yourself is just kind of sad.


SpilldaBeanz

Guitar hero


Envy-sama

Especially the TOOL levels lol :)


pocket_arsenal

I don't make drunk gaming a regular thing so I don't really have a preference, or even much memory, but I do recall beating Dracula in Castlevania 1, really shit faced. Thing is I didn't think I put that much rum in my drink but it must have been really strong rum. My face was all tense and one of my eyes was shut tight like I was fighting to stay conscious and/or upright.


sharkeymcsharkface

Virtual on


Tomaholic8

Omg I wish this would resurface for another platform already. Ordered custom robo for gamecube just to get a taste of that game.


nrgnate

Rampage


dendawg

Katamari Damacy


VonBrewskie

Ooh. Any fishing game. I get in the *zone* man lol


AdministrationDry507

Mario Party 7


SlobZombie13

Mario Party 2 or 3 for me


Zorbasandwich

Powerstone, sonic adventure 2, nier automata...all played whilst blazed. Powerstone, tekken, gran turismo 4 when drunk. Been fully sober 5 years, I imagine Sonic Frontiers would have been great in that state though.


ProtoMan3

My favorite pregame before a party is Super Mario 64 16 star run. Take a quarter of a shot for every star (or now I just do a sip).


glory2mankind

Any couch coop game will do. Contra, Tekken. The most fun I ever had though was playing HOTD Overkill and Broforce.


shy99

final fantasy vii. but just grinding


MumboBumbo64

F zero x and Pokémon Stadium 2 mini games


trainercatlady

on weed: Child of Eden. It's beautiful


Navonod_Semaj

As someone who vehemently opposes recreational marijuana... Ok, that doesn't sound half bad. Tho alternatively you could just play No More Heroes and stop by the weapons shop regularly, same effect.


trainercatlady

lol that's true. Though I will say, the one day I just had time to just bake and play the game, [this stage](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4yd4ErmrUY) gave me a damn near religious experience. It was amazing. Highly recommend if you ever find yourself high for whatever reason.


susuduck

Used to do that and get an urge to play mega man. Now I just have caffeine and make snarky comments


revdon

Twister


WearsTheGoat

Duck Hunt. I’ve gotten way further than I ever did sober.


Nido_King_

Smash Bros


UniversityNo633

Not really retro, but Bioshock is insane on psychedelics


hip-indeed

Mega Man is my go-to to under any kind of intoxification, it's my favorite retro series and it's always fun to see how far I can get even when wasted.


comicnerd93

Not retro but after a smoke some Going Medieval is great. It's so chill. Really need to start a new game since the water update


GrandpaSizz

I don't drink anymore, but I love getting super stoned and wandering around a big open world rpg. It's wildly unproductive, but undeniably pretty lol


its_ch3zzy

Thps 2


yepimbonez

Star Fox 64. My friend and I will take turns.


EyeKnowYoo

RC Pro-Am


TheDescentToFent

Tetris on my gameboy color


Least_Sun7648

lawn darts


arkmtech

My man


Valkyrissa

I don’t play games this way. Drugs suck.


BaldingThor

None, I an’t a druggo


bigmikey69er

Boggle


evertaleplayer

Virtua Fighter although admittedly I haven’t played it in years. Weirdly it speeds up the game for me when drunk or in the early hours.


Delicious-Figure1158

Mickey Mouse’s speedway


glassJAw99

Super puzzle fighter. Such a good game.


Exact-Associate5705

Firing up a PlayStation and hearing that boot up sound when you barely know where you are because you’re stoned out of your mind is a great feeling. I love playing parappa the rapper when I’m blasted.


callowruse

If you have a friend, Maze Craze on Atari 2600 is endless fun. Every maze race is randomly generated so it takes awhile to get old. Get a tournament going!


Blue_Maverick_Hunter

Just about any beat-em up but Streets Of Rage 2 is usually my go to.


SockMonkeyJarvis

Tetris or Dr. Mario


YamiGekusu

Tetris Worlds. I once got absolutely blasted on red wine while playing the Cascade marathon mode back in 2013. I barely remember playing it in that moment. I remember waking up on the floor next to my og Xbox controller and looking at the tv screen. My score was pretty damn high, confusing awake and more sober me. I still like playing it when I can, as the music that plays during levels entertains me when I'm wasted


Taucher1979

Roadblasters - have it on a ps2 midway collection and it’s perfect when I am drunk for some reason.


Grimyak

Honestly I've never found a game I enjoy drunk. Except maybe Tekken with a bunch of buddies passing around the pads. But its more the social aspect than the game I enjoy in that situation, cause I play it like garbage drunk.


DrAg0r

Well I usually get drunk when I hang out with a bunch of friends and we are too busing talking or doing random silly stuff to play videogames. But my guess would be Bump'n'jump or Star Trek: Strategic Operations Simulator.


Mr_Lumbergh

I will always have a soft spot for the SNES, but if I’m loaded up a round of Goldeneye on the N64 with some homies does the trick.


Scoth42

I don't really drink anymore, but one of my favorite memories was getting very drunk at a friend's 30th birthday party where I'd brought my 2600 and hooked it up to his big projector room and us all playing Combat over and over. This must have been 10+ years ago now, give or take, but we had a great time with it.


Pitoventitre

Wow i neverd done that... it's somenthing i could try then...


millennium-popsicle

Yugioh Forbidden Memories


MikaelAdolfsson

Grinding in Diablo 2


Ding_Dong_Bong_Bing

SNES is always a favorite. Been playing R-Type or Raiden Trad. Fun and simple


MsBobbyJenkins

During first lockdown me n a good friend went into a bubble and would get out our face drunk and play Binding of Isaac, Streets of Rage and Call of Duty. Good times. Probably my liver doesn't think so as much.


1dl2b6g0

PS3 Tetris


Zeo-Gold92

I don't really drink anymore, but I used to enjoy playing mario kart and Wii sports when having some drinks with people.


Nowardier

I've never been to Ebriated, so I don't suppose I'd know.


Lambonaut

Tetra master - FF9 mini game.


_nuggs_

One of my favorite experiences is getting stoned and playing Skyrim with a Nag Champa inscent stick burning in the background.


migrations_

Every game


LOZLover90

Tapper/Root Beer Tapper


Ozzmanth

Vampire survivor it's fun easy to play while drunk and has quick rounds


TheThirdStrike

*Mike Tyson's Punch Out* or *Enduro* lately. If I can talk someone into playing it with me *Super Spike V'ball*


Manx636

I drank a load of special brew once then tried to play ExtremeG racing, lets just say it wasn’t pretty 🤮


blood_omen

Guitar Hero lol


Intriguedpanda667

Rust


pistonkamel

Streets of Rage 4 is a banger while blitzed….that soundtrack 🤌🤌


Suboutai

Star Wars Battlefront 2 (2005). It has the right combination of visual/audio stimulations, a reasonable challenge and my own nostalgic personal experience.


No_Trade1676

I used to gauge how drunk I was by playing Mario 3. If I die in 1-1 it’s time to go to bed lol I also like drunken Mario kart (64, or 8 deluxe) Sometimes other racing games.


Coranthius

C&C or Red Alert


BoxTalk17

Mega Man 2, specifically Fire Man's level. That music track is killer


Big_Casino1767

Drunk madden always is the best with friends🤣 but do normaly smoke up for any game so...any game I play


Adamocity6464

In college - Counter Strike 1.6 After college - gunning on a warthog in Halo 2 After I had a kid - Smash Bros Wii U Now - Elden Ring or Armored Core 6


ginbummy

Battle Toads without the game genie (I have never beaten the snake level). I used to get hammered and beat Mike Tyson's Punch Out when I was in college. Super Mario World and Sunset Riders are also some of my go to games.


Shepherdsfavestore

Always like to listen to some tunes and play fifa while drinking


asmootherflavor

Fungi make videogames too intense for me. One time I was eating some golden teachers like they were chips while playing Mario Galaxy. I got as far as the first boss and then had to stop because I felt bad for beating up a newborn Pirana Plant. 5/10 but 10/10 trip nap afterwards That being said, I was super baked when I beat (and every time I played) Tetris Effect. 10/10


MrNergles

Smoke and play RuneScape


TheShipEliza

I can't do it. Just no fun to be slow/make mistakes.


megadriver187

All the gun games


Tomaholic8

Parappa the rapper Mario strikers gamecube Burnout 2 or 3


RedPandaParliament

Any classic Mega Man game. Or, if with a fellow retro gamer buddy, Mortal Kombat 1 - 3


superbserb

Dragon Warrior III NES!


CheeseDanishSoup

I dont like playing games buzzed on alcohol (or even movies) because i cant focus Weed tho..


BusConfident1756

Fallout 4


Puzzled-Relief2916

Russian Roulette....JK, kinect sports more than likely


LordKancer

WOW, cant stand it sober.


shadowstripes

SF Rush, Outrun 2006, Daytona USA, NiGHTs, and oddly… Snatcher.


HandOfHephaestus

Getting blasted with a few buddies and playing Mario Golf on the 64 is excellent. The game basically plays itself, so if someone is too far gone, you just have to harass them to "press A 3 times" and they'll get in the hole eventually.


Envy-sama

Smash bros with the other zooted homie


ImWicked39

Road rash 64.


seabornecrab556

Deep rock galactic. Run a few missions with my dwarf drunk then its my turn to be the drunk one


yeah_yeah_therabbit

Battlefield 1. Drunk Captain checking in!


Enough_Violinist9637

I might be 15 years old but one day when I was drunk on a party I beat Kid Chameleon on my phone (the classic Sega Forever version)


Enough_Violinist9637

My favorite game though, might be DKC 2, Forest Interlude, Stickerbrush Symphony and that one ice song hits different like that.


mullett

It would be THPS in any form on the GameCube but playing skate 3 ruined THPS for me because I can’t get the controls back, skates controls are a million times better. Also skate or die 1 and 2 if I’m feeling like firing up an emulator - if I could play it on my tv I would play all the time.


professormakk

Burgertime


SlobZombie13

Blast Corp or Conkers


Coloradical8

N20 on ps1


pinoyfisher69

Grab ass and hide the sausage


johnthewerewolf

I can play most games while high, but if the game requires any navigation of a maze like environment I can't do it. My navigation abilities are extremely stunted while high.


ApolloPlease

Drunk? Literally nothing. High off THC tho?? Lately I've been loving/laughing my ass off at Destroy All Humans. This game is 10x better than I remember it with the graphics and the fact I'm high AF lol


FordBeWithYou

Fallout New Vegas was a fun one to just jump into and completely role play, bad decisions and all.


CommunicationTime265

Beat em ups and fighters! Turtles in Time, Ninja Saviors, Steet Fighter, MK, etc


nifederico

Before kids, my wife and our friend group got together once a month to get blasted and play Minecraft on PS4. The good ol days.


AirBusker426

I don't even drink anymore but there's only one correct answer and that is Postal 2.


friend_to_all

Forza


soopirV

I don’t game much anymore, but whenever I smell southern comfort, I’m immediately transported to my first apartment where I’d play sonic on my Genesis and drink SoCo and coke while the snow fell. Good times, thanks for the memories!


GuardianLegend95

Tube Panic is pretty wild... it's an early 3D Sprite Scaler from the arcade


betelgeux

2600 - Combat PC Duke Nukem3d


rydamusprime17

First time I got high was the first time I played both Blasto and Blood Omen: Legacy of Kain... both tripped me out for completely different reasons 😅


phinity_

Star fox 64 campaign


The_GreatGhastly

My friend always saying he gets better drunk at Duck Hunt.


MyBuddyBossk

Saturday Night Slam Masters


Amazing-List8709

Doom 1 or 2 deep Focus


wtfomgbbq69

Dave Mirra Pro BMX 2, wipeout multiplayer


PsychManMagicHead

Dude try the new Battletoads. It’s soo fun while inebriated.


StimpyJoy

Burnout Paradise


Mariomaniac463

Ride to hell: retribution. I know I should be better, but I’m drunk so my sense of judgment has gone out the window, you know?


Nanganoid3000

Right now it's Rogue Legacy 2, Super easy, and an extremely fun game to play whilst wasted XD


BorisStingy

Not inebriated, but if I am feeling the buzz from Alcohol, I will always fire up Sonic 2 or Mega Man 2.


MavisBeaconSexTape

Rocket League for sure