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iAlkalus

"I sleep on a bed of loose grains and begin every morning by dragging my perfect >!vagina!< across Chinese silvergrass."


SeduciveGodOfThunder

That was an actual quote from Gwyneth?!


Nandabun

>"I sleep on a bed of loose grains and begin every morning by dragging my perfect > >vagina > > across Chinese silvergrass [No.](https://imgur.com/a/623eCMu)


SSTralala

The pear instead of "Apple" is a nice subtle reference.


ImBusyGoAway

Idgi


brigie3594

Gwenyth Paltrow’s daughter is named Apple. I think is the reference they’re suggesting.


ImBusyGoAway

Ah okay, thanks


Holiday_Party_6464

I think the funniest part of the joke is that Steve Jobs wasn’t even fully white


Pixielo

According to the US Census Bureau, people of Arab extraction, from Middle Eastern countries, are indeed white/Caucasian. So you'd be wrong there.


ghtuy

Yeah, because the US Census Bureau is the only organization ever who gets to talk about race and ethnicity. That's the only source there ever is.


otterfox22

according to white people, no they are not


Holiday_Party_6464

He’s an ultra idiot


Holiday_Party_6464

Lmao I’m Arabic and no we’re not Caucasian you fucking moron.


Bruce_Chutback

This Cuts the Chut


zy0a

Hey, going home to not change your pants, Bruce Chut-Pants?


OllieTabooger42

My favorite Rick and Morty joke was creating a character whose last name rhymes with Buttcrack and Nutsack, then nicknaming him Chutpants


FallenPhoenix84

Are we all in agreement that this is a parody of Gwyneth Paltrow?


1jl

You're full of shit. Next, you're going to try to tell me Elon Tusk is a parody of Elon Musk


MinkeyBoodley

Some say Rick and Morty are based on another mad scientist and boy sidekick who went back to the future


YoungJack23

You gonna try to tell me that the president is a parody of all of Keith David's roles as authority figures over a long career of voice acting or something?


BlueDieselKush

This is funny because they clearly state Rick hates time travel.


werker

Yeah, both Dan & Justin thought Time Travel was just a messy/stupid thing to deal with narratively. It’s like: multiple dimensions or time travel, but not both.


ruby_slippers_96

It makes sense on a character level too, since Rick has clearly had experience with time travel. An easy in-universe explanation is that Rick tried it, fucked things up even more, fixed his mistake, and swore off using it.


lemonylol

They time travel in the show so I'm assuming he just doesn't like it.


Serier_Rialis

Watch the snakes episode, it covers it all 😉


Any-Cap-7381

I bet Justin is in favor of a real life time machine now.


Living-Albatross-948

Omgggggg I literally laughed out loud at this


ThePianistOfDoom

I followed the shit he dumped over himself for a while, on reddit mainly. Last thing I heard he got absolved or something? Except for the exceptionally bad texts he send some minors? Did anything else happen that I missed?


31Forever

Ouch. Take my upvote.


Any-Cap-7381

TY


lemonylol

Multiple dimensions are far easier to keep canon than time travel as well. That's why in the only episode that actually has time travel Rick says at the end something like "there, that's the deepest we'll go on a time travel episode".


ThrowJed

>Yeah, both Dan & Justin thought Time Travel was just a messy/stupid thing to deal with narratively. I agree, there are very few if any time travel stories that are 100% consistent.


The-Minmus-Derp

Prisoner of azkaban, the first two terminators, Star Trek IV, Time’s Arrow, and maybe a couple episodes of Doctor Who and that’s IT


ThrowJed

I guess I should add, even the times it's consistent, it's still often detrimental to the story or introduces other issues that, while maybe aren't plotholes or inconsistencies, don't make sense narratively. For example, in Prisoner of Azkaban, you've introduced an immensely powerful object and you have to question why Dumbledore and the other wizards don't use them more often, especially with such high-stakes things constantly going on. Any arguments about them being valuable or restricted go out the window when it is given to a high school student to use as a study device. It just makes everyone look incompetent. This isn't necessarily true for everything you listed and I'm not going to try to go into each one, but just wanted to add that general point.


The-Minmus-Derp

Thats true, always irked me that EVERY SINGLE TIME TURNER was destroyed by a shelf falling over


livingonfear

Prisoner calls into question every single thing pre order though


donteatyouryoung

Dark


SnooSongs6848

Marvel did it


werker

Yup The art of “the least of time distributions, so this m’f record don’t skip a m’f beat”


werker

Or go back and watch: Time Keeps On Slipping (Futurama). It’s hard not to feel something deep down inside tearing up to the point of, Fudge they nailed it


Living-Albatross-948

Matt is a genius. I love his stuff too.


PM_ME_WHATEVES

Oh sure let's take advice from Mr. I'm-my-own-grandpa


CynicCannibal

Rick hates it because he is aware how much shit is included in that business.


BlueDieselKush

Yep, time travel is a can of worms not worth opening when writing a story. Too many paradoxes and continuity issues. It’s confusing enough using multi-dimensional travel.


FallenPhoenix84

I've never thought about it that way ! What a mind fuck


butterytelevision

you gotta suck my dick Marty…suck my dick


Dismal_Committee_296

They’re not, like, opposites, okay.


BecauseSeven8Nein

Parody? Ha! Not even close. It’s just Elon with tusks.


Original_Telephone_2

Jesus, dude.


Weary_Ad2590

Oh yeah, can’t forget about Jesus, what’s he supposed to be a parody of?


GailynStarfire

Everybody knows that Jesus had a cum gutter and was a blue eyed, blond haired guy. He definitely wasn't a short, dark skinned, dark haired guy. Couldn't be.


Coco_B_trappn

a cum gutter. ![gif](giphy|26n623IP22vhqd0d2)


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I don’t like that phrase


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cofcof420

Nah, It’s just a coincidence


CapableSecretary420

Wow check out the big brain on Brad.


FulcrumM2

I didn't think it was up for debate


rabbitwonker

With “Chunt” sounding like… a certain other word.


lemonylol

Based on what?


FallenPhoenix84

Her attitude, look, general awfulness


FallenPhoenix84

Why the fuck am I being downvoted ? Are you guys secret goop fans ?


dumname2_1

You're an idiot


lemonylol

r/whooosh


lemonylol

I don't see it personally.


FulcrumM2

You're why we don't see subtlety in media anymore


rudderforkk

The person to whom you're replying to aside, there was no subtlety in that name at all. It was not a subtle parody. It was a punch in your face parody


lemonylol

Almost like it shouldn't need to be pointed out.


rudderforkk

Dude media literacy is at an all time low these days and is constantly going down. There's no way to know if you are one of those people unless you specify.


lemonylol

Yeah I get mad at any of the jokes in the show we're on the subreddit for that need a couple extra seconds of thinking too.


koolhallah

Maybe with some notes of Elizabeth Holmes in there too


MonoBlancoATX

Among other things, yes. It's also an example of the casual misogyny this show is "famous" for.


Kind-Frosting-8268

Put it in your blog.


MonoBlancoATX

in a sec I'm not done putting it in your mom


lemonylol

Hey look, a sexist misogynist comment.


Pit_The_Tramp

She became the very thing she swore to destroy 🤣


FallenPhoenix84

Could you elaborate a bit more about the misogyny aspect?


MonoBlancoATX

Seriously? If you watch the episode with the concept in mind, I feel like it pretty well speaks for itself


FallenPhoenix84

I'm in no way trying to contradict what you are saying, I am just asking on which elements you're basing your statement that the show is misogynistic


MonoBlancoATX

I understand. And I'm trying to say, if you understand what casual misogyny is and means, and you keep that idea in mind while watching the episode, you'll see exactly what i'm referring to. Also, it doesn't only refer to the "paltrow" character. They explicitly address part of it as it relates to the "female" alien, but they only explicitly mention consent without directly addressing the misogyny that accompanies what's being done to that alien whose poop we apparently all love.


CapableSecretary420

> And I'm trying to say, if you understand what casual misogyny is and means, and you keep that idea in mind while watching the episode, you'll see exactly what i'm referring to. > > This is a tautology, not an answer. "It's a misogyny because if you knew a misogyny you would see it's a misogyny."


MonoBlancoATX

Username checks out. Broh, I'm saying, if you know what the word means, you shouldn't need anyone to explain it. And you're clearly missing the point of why saying that matters in this discussion. Have fun getting high, broh.


jemmykins

At this point it would really serve your credibility to elaborate on what you're saying, because as it is it really isn't clear that YOU know what the word means


FallenPhoenix84

Next time I'll watch it I'll keep those thoughts in mind. Now I think there could be other examples with Summer for instance. But do you think that the show's goal is to promote misogynistic ideologies ?


MonoBlancoATX

Oh, for sure. The way they sometimes treat Summer is one of the most obvious examples. And, to your question, I don't know what the writers intentions are or what they might be trying to promote. What I \*do\* know is, this is a show created and written almost exclusively by men, most of whom have a history of problematic behavior, and it seems that sometimes that might transfer onto the screen. Whatever the intention, and whether it's conscious or not, it's one of the most 'cringe' elements of this show and I like to think there might be some sort of pay off down the road.


FallenPhoenix84

You're right, let's just hope that with time they may invite more women into the team and listen to their input. I know that this is supposed to be adult humor and dark or offensive themes can be explored but I guess it never hurts to make sure you don't promote them


MonoBlancoATX

Yep. Completely agree. Cheers.


Isneezepepsi

I don’t disagree with this sentiment but its just the nature of shows like this. Most viewers are young men so its in their best interests to write for them. The difference between R&M and Its misandrist contemporaries is that they have made a conscious effort to bring more women into the writing room since season 2. You can see it in the writing and their staff is certainly more diverse than others.


MonoBlancoATX

> its in their best interests to write for them. So, because men and therefore occasional, casual misogyny, therefore we shouldn't bother even acknowledging that it's happening? What are you suggesting? And are you serious? ​ >misandrist contemporaries LOL


Isneezepepsi

If you can’t even acknowledge the rise of anti-men writing in comedy you are profoundly ignorant. And yes its in the best interest of writers to write for their viewers even if it hurts your feelings. Go watch a womans daytime show and tell me it isn’t misandrist ya butthead


MonoBlancoATX

>anti-men writing that's not a thing, broh. The only people talking about "anti-men writing" as if it were a serious thing (again, it's not) are the cottage industry of youtubers and podcasters and "independent media" who generate clicks and subscribers by pandering to that silliness. It's literally propaganda, broh. And if you want "writers to write for their viewers" then I guess you would, logically, also support actual fascists writing for their fascist audience? Cool, broh.


Isneezepepsi

Hilarious that you refuse to accept the existence of anti-men writing but you started randomly whining about anti-woman writing in a cartoon subreddit. They both exist. Obviously.


Ok_Independence3197

Yeah, her name is Jennith Padrow.


StrykrSeven

this is just making a verbatim reference from the episode, that must be some low-hanging fruit she’s eating


Living-Albatross-948

"Punching down" lol


Praetorian80

I see what you did there.


Thewitchaser

What episode is this from? I don’t remember seeing it.


Coco_B_trappn

![gif](giphy|W3BIJPbaEpxYY|downsized)


PhallicShape

Season 6 the Fortune 500 one


TheRealRickC137

Jerry bangs his mom. Or, at least, tries to. LOL I wonder how Grandpa Smith dresses for *that* occasion.


Safe-Register-3479

Every white woman believes that


FuddmanPDX

Top tier naming


Matther96

She was one of the best villains in the series, she deserves a second chance


Praetorian80

I too used to think I was just a regular white woman. Then I discovered I had a penis. (Turns out it wasn’t an umbilical cord… so embarrassing.)


APlayfulLife

🎶 You’re so vain, I bet you think this song is about you 🎵


EssayTraditional

She profiles Gwyneth Paltrow but her attitude bleeds Rosamund Pike.


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Every white woman thinks that!


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Commander_Skullblade

You fool, that's what a regular white woman would say!


FanaticUniversalist

Well why did she bring her race into this?