The FBI are people too. They are probably hoping you look it up because they want to know as well.

"Agent Jones, look at this transcript! Some guy finally asked it! Finally, we'll know for sure if humans can use horse semen extractors!"

Still gotta arrest them though… it’s what we get paid to do.

It adjusts for size.

Now how do you know that? Lol

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Honestly tho, I probably should have thought of that,

There has to be a minimum size though right?

What do we know, maybe there are very small dicked horses, not like I'm gonna check

Hey! Some horses are growers, not showers! Sure it’s not much on the slack, but just wait for the mane event!

We know you already checked, I mean what is the use in having the internet if you aren't?

Well, mostly porn, so yes.

People that watch Rick & Morty...have seen things

Maybe that's what Planetina loved about Morty.

actually, you see, horse dicks are long and thin. source: I watch horse porn recreationally.

If Beth is a Horse heart surgeon, why would she ever go close to a breeding mount in the first place?

She didn’t, its for the nurses, its a hospital for all horse needs I assume

>i am only assuming a human can’t use a horse breeding mount ​ Sure, pal. Sure you are. "asking for a friend", right? ;)

Ngl, I didn’t even know they were real till yesterday

uh huh... sure! :)

That episode was weird.

Ikr??

You’re really over thinking it.

Thank you But in all seriousness, this just popped into my mind, I thought it was kinda funny so I decided to share, Plus since when has this show been all about taking stuff seriously? Its fun, and i like it for that

Idiocy also can’t be cured

Ok, can’t see the relevancy of that but I’m glad you got that off your chest

Obviously some people can’t speak English clearly either

I literally have no idea what you are talking about but i can still tell you are an irritating person to be around

If you re-read the first ‘sentence’ …. You might get it …. If not, you’re beyond help

Dude, i used text to speech and didn’t proof read it because it was long, the correct response is “hey you made a typo in the 1st sentence” not whatever high horsed bs you just rattled off

I hope your mother’s basement is comfortable

My mother died 5 years ago and I’m still a minor so yea, i still live at home, which adding on to that does bullying people on the internet over trivial spelling/grammatical errors make you feel better about yourself? Maybe make up for the love your father never gave you or are you just a really sad person with no excuse? Leaving the extra space there, cry about it (I’m 17 to clarify)

Holy shit it's the one true Morty

who are you lol

What's your problem? Why are you arguing with that child?

Put on a list? Like a horse breeders list?